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Sports / Re: Osimhen Rushed To Hospital After A Collision With Atalanta‘s Romero by Chiminemine(m): 7:08pm On Feb 22, 2021
What nonsense!!! If oshimen jam remero, no be romero Dem suppose hospitalise?
Sports / Osimhen Rushed To Hospital After A Collision With Atalanta‘s Romero by Chiminemine(m): 6:58pm On Feb 22, 2021
My people, oshimen own don finish ohhh, chai!!!


Victor Osimhen has been rushed to the hospital after a collision with Cristian Romero in Napoli’s 4-2 defeat to Atalanta in Sunday’s Serie A game.

The Nigeria international was forced off in the closing stages of his side’s loss to the Goddess at Gewiss Stadium

The forward’s debut season with the Parthenopeans has been hampered by injury, suspension and coronavirus-related problems.

The Nigeria international only recently returned from a shoulder injury and was handed his seventh league start against the Goddess.


The centre-forward struggled to make much of an impact in the encounter, completing two dribbles and firing only one shot for the duration he was on parade.


With few minutes left before the end of the game, Osimhen collided with Romero and was immediately taken out on a stretcher.

The centre-forward was then rushed to the hospital by an ambulance, where he would be expected to continue his treatment.

The Super Eagles forward has only played 16 games across all competitions for Napoli, scoring two goals and providing one assist since his €80 million move from Lille last summer.

Napili are now winless in their last two games, after also losing against Granada in a Europa League game last time out.

With the defeat, the Parthenopeans have dropped to the seventh spot on the league table after gathering 40 points from 22 games.

It is yet to be known the extent of Osimhen injury and the duration he would be on the sidelines for as he would be expected to undergo tests.

Osimhen injury could be a big blow for Nigeria national team coach Gernot Rohr, who is set to name the forward in his team for the 2022 Africa Cup of Nations qualifiers in March.

The centre-forward has been a key member of the Super Eagles since the arrival of the Franco-German tactician.

Programming / Where Can I Learn Programming In Apapa, Lagos State by Chiminemine(m): 2:35pm On Feb 22, 2021
Hello guys... I want to learn computer programming I lagos. Apapa to be precise. Any one who knows where I can get quality education should let me know.





Please it has to be in apapa or any where that's not to far from apapa. Thanks guys.
Education / Where Can I Study Programming In Apapa, Lagos State by Chiminemine(m): 1:49pm On Feb 22, 2021
Hello guys... I want to learn computer programming I lagos. Apapa to be precise. Any one who knows where I can get quality education should let me know.


Please it has to be in apapa or any where that's not to far from apapa. Thanks guys.
Politics / Re: Governor Umahi Calls For Peace Between Uzodimma And Okorocha by Chiminemine(m): 8:07am On Feb 22, 2021
xamuel17:
instead of them thinking of how to avoid mass lynching by ESN and well meaning igbos , they are here fighting like children.



To All South Eastern Governors , WINTER IS COMING!
guy you crack me up guy..�� mass lynching!!!!
Celebrities / Re: 14th Headies: Wizkid Wins Artiste Of The Year by Chiminemine(m): 7:42am On Feb 22, 2021
post=99304444:


STARBOY dey for you, for you, for you you you.



A song glorifying fraud and fraudsters is what you called content filled?
A song shouting if you see EFCC, run away,
If you see Maga, steal his or her money.
A song shouting run am run am run am.

Naija youths, which way forward for una
Sigh

Danceable? Yes, 100%
Content filled? content kee am dere!
guy you just said absolute rubbish.. see the way you think... Guy a song is a song, Weda it glorifies internet fraud or anything. What of other songs in the U.S that glorifies violence, sexuality and even gangsterism, but they all bag grammy awards up and down.....

Songs that are filled with lyrics like: I sucked his dick, he fu*ked me so good I couldn't find my bearing, if you see an opp blow his brains out the other side ..an other sh*t like that.

Grow up man. Africans and their mentality sef ehhn.

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Celebrities / Re: 14th Headies: Wizkid Wins Artiste Of The Year by Chiminemine(m): 7:29am On Feb 22, 2021
Please what did davido win?

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Politics / Re: Payment Of Public Funds Into Personal Accounts Has Declined By 94% by Chiminemine(m): 6:53am On Feb 22, 2021
Not a single Fu*k was, is, or will ever be given....

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Politics / Re: Apart From Binance, Which Other Platform Can I Use For P2p Crypto Trade by Chiminemine(m): 6:40am On Feb 22, 2021
Iyocartel:

Why do you want to stop using binance?
What's wrong with binance?
guy that thing is very confusing.
Family / Re: Help!! My Baby Face And Small Stature Are Getting Me Insulted by Chiminemine(m): 9:16pm On Feb 21, 2021
mansakhalifa:
OP, I kind of understand your plight(especially the girls part). You are pretty much like me in certain aspects- a regular uber-introvert. Although I shook it off to a large extent later in life.

Naturally, I would have loved to give you my manual but it might end up destroying you.

It's only gonna make a lot of people scared of you, particularly the girls that you are trying to attract.

I don't want to ruin a promising life. What works for me might not necessarily walk for you.

But work on yourself. From the colour of clothes that you wear to the way you walk and stuff like that.

You might also wanna develop some brawn by starting a bone-crushing workout routine like I did some years ago. Trust me, it would help a long way in getting you a bit of personal confidence if you get my drift. Also, pick up a sport that encourages you to strain yourself to near-breaking point.

Cut down on how you interact or "gist" with people if you can help it. A little shadowiness also helps. But don't overdo it.

And stop stressing yourself about beards. They will come some day. If they don't, then f*** them.

Develop a reputation too. There should be word about you in your hood about something(get my drift). That helps in getting you some respect. But make sure it's legitimate and won't get you into trouble or make you a public enemy.

Oh, and if you have been playing with the chicks a lot, cut down on it. Pretty soon, they will come to realise who the man really is.

Trust me, you will be alright, man. Stuff happens. Be strong.






thanks man.

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Family / Re: Help!! My Baby Face And Small Stature Are Getting Me Insulted by Chiminemine(m): 9:14pm On Feb 21, 2021
DaInferno:
this world no balance;some have gone under the knife to get what you have!
please I don't understand. What do I have?

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Family / Re: Help!! My Baby Face And Small Stature Are Getting Me Insulted by Chiminemine(m): 12:35pm On Feb 21, 2021
Freestainworld:
how old are you now?
bro I'm 20

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Family / Re: Help!! My Baby Face And Small Stature Are Getting Me Insulted by Chiminemine(m): 12:29pm On Feb 21, 2021
Elsanchez:
Grow a beard
guy, I have tried but to no avail. Imagine, I didn't even have armpit hair till I was 19. I didn't have pubic hairs until I was 16. Only God knows when I would grow beards. I tried using spirit to grow beards but It didn't work. I am just tired

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Family / Help!! My Baby Face And Small Stature Are Getting Me Insulted by Chiminemine(m): 12:23pm On Feb 21, 2021
Hello guys. I just received one of the biggest insults of my life today in church.

So I went to church today and along the line, I decided to scroll through NAIRALAND a little bit because the sermon was a little boring. So as I was pressing my phone in peace ohhh, one usher just came to where I sat and taped me. as I looked at her, she stretched her hand out signaling she wanted to sieze my phone. At first I was confused because where I was a lot of people where operating their phones but she didn't approach them. I didn't want to insult her or create a scene so I just lied that I was sending someone an important text. Then she said I should be quick and put out the phone, That if I were in a lecture hall would I use my phone in the presence of the lecturer? So I obliged. I experience similar scenarios a lot in my life and it makes me sad sometimes. Sometimes, teenage boys would be interacting with me as if I am in their age grade. My peers wouldn't want to be around me because they would feel I am just a kid. I can't get a girlfriend because girls look at me like their younger brothers. this has turned me into a full time introvert . I am really hurt. Even my own father uses my statur to insult me at times . It's only by my thick voice that people can tell that I am grown up and thats not enough.

Guys please help me, I need advice. I am 20 years old and 5 foot 8 inches tall.

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Programming / Re: Can This Pc Be Used For Programming by Chiminemine(m): 1:59pm On Feb 20, 2021
Deicide:
4tb SSD? Seriously
yeah. Any problem?
Politics / Re: Apart From Binance, Which Other Platform Can I Use For P2p Crypto Trade by Chiminemine(m): 1:57pm On Feb 20, 2021
EMMY76:
U can use localbitcoin or remitano.
thank you very much. God will definitely bless you.

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Politics / Apart From Binance, Which Other Platform Can I Use For P2p Crypto Trade by Chiminemine(m): 10:10am On Feb 20, 2021
Hello guys lemme just go straight to the point. Which other platform can I use for p2p crypto trading apart from binance that supports naira.
Politics / Re: Power Grid Collapses, Plunges Lagos, Others Into Darkness by Chiminemine(m): 6:36am On Feb 20, 2021
Basher8583:


These insults don't move me. They are just rants of a frustrated person who constantly losses the battle with the person he loathes. Common 5%er claiming lagos. Attaché. You better go and pick your brother's and sisters from ojota park. They don land for lagos land of milk and honey to sell gala and pvssay
bros my insults are not meant to move you ohhh, they are meant to educate and enlighten you this hausa illiterate about how valueless and useless you and your people are to this country. Even yoruba people self don kuku tire for una.

"You better go and pick your brothers and sisters from ojota park who sell gala and pvssay" you say?

At least they are working hard to get their daily bread and are improving nigeria economically.

But the same can't be said about their hausa counterparts. Those ones have turned the whole streets of lagos to begging centers. They and their disgusting, polio infected, malnourished and illiterate children are littered all over Lagos. They have become a nuisance. They have turned begging into a full time job, painting lagos state bad. Nigeria and the world at large is tire of you people. Bastard.... Na only to cause trouble na him una sabi. Nonsense.... If nigeria was strictly made up of igbo and yoruba alone, we would have be very developed and peaceful, but no hausa people no go gree. You sef look at it your self. Just look at all of nigerias problems, it's the hausa's that are the cause.

Terrorism- hausa
Poverty- hausa
Illiteracy-hausa
Bad governance- hausa( because na Dem full government)

Corruption- hausa


Guy if I start to mention all of them, na cry you go dey cry.

Just remove the hausa tribe from Nigeria, and nigerias problems are solved.

You and your people are cursed from the deepest part of jahannam.

Anything you put hausa man as the head is never progressing......just like the way super eagles just dey drop rank because musa na their captain.

Guy just go an sleep.
Politics / Re: Kagara: Kidnapped Students Not Released Yet - Governor Sani-Bello by Chiminemine(m): 12:35pm On Feb 19, 2021
Who cares?
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Drop One Place On Latest FIFA Ranking by Chiminemine(m): 12:27pm On Feb 19, 2021
I think the name of our nation team should be changed because there is nothing super about those pple.super chickens would be a befiting name for those flops. Rubbish. Why is musa still their captain sef? Is it me or is it just that anything you put hausa man as the head is never always progressing? Na wa ohhh.
Politics / Re: Moghalu To Buhari: Failure To Stop Herdsmen Impunity May Spike Ethnic Conflicts by Chiminemine(m): 12:16pm On Feb 19, 2021
Who is this master of Fu*kry?? May spike or has already spoken? Better get your act together and stop making me type rubbish..
Sports / Re: Miss Of The Year: Aubameyang Fails To Score Open Goal Vs Benfica (Photos, Video) by Chiminemine(m): 12:04pm On Feb 19, 2021
Just like the way federal government made me miss an open chance to cash out on cryptocurrency.

Can you imagine, bitcoin that was trading at 18m naira before the ban is now 31m naira.

Litecoin that was 60k naira is now 130k naira

The one that is even paining me pass Is bitcoin cash that was 190k before the ban is now 421k plus.

I just can't hold my frustration anymore.

Thunder wey dey do press up na him go visit that yeye CBN governor for him house.. what rubbish

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Politics / Re: Power Grid Collapses, Plunges Lagos, Others Into Darkness by Chiminemine(m): 11:42am On Feb 19, 2021
Basher8583:


When Fvck up finish with your mouth and Lagosian give you igbos ultimatum to leave. Please stay and be claiming no mans land. Las las na 911 go cary you go Onitsha.
you see the way you think... just like your fellow hausa and fulana idiotic brothers and sisters... Lagosians give igbos ultimatum to leave you say?... Unlike the arewa youths or arewa whatever the Fu*ck they call themselves, yorubas don't have time for such endeavors... When you and your fellow illiterate brothers and sisters in the north are busy looking for ways to cause trouble or issue ultimatums, yorubas are busy looking for ways to better this country...and just incase you don't know, igbos make up majority of the population of lagos state. We are the ones buying all their lands just so you know. Bastard
Politics / Re: Power Grid Collapses, Plunges Lagos, Others Into Darkness by Chiminemine(m): 11:30am On Feb 19, 2021
Basher8583:


Foreigner. Can we please talk about your governors in the East. You are a nobody here in SW. Your opinion does not count. I can't believe you still haven't understood that. I am from the North but you don't see me ranting "our Lagos" like it's mine. I know my place. SW is my host region and they are very lovely hosts. But I can't claim it as mine and I do not interfere in thier business or politics.

See him talking about Fashola and Sanwoolu like anyone cares.

You igbos don't mind your business that why they always slap your face everywhere you go so easily
so this bastard is from the north sef Look at this inbecile that I thought was a lagosian. I should have known because your post speaks of little intellect. You northerners are the the only problem of the country... Remove the north from nigeria and see the kind of prosperity we will experience. You guys are very backward and disgusting. Hausa land is the poverty capital of the world. You guys are like pests to this country, you have no valuable natural resources, nothing to offer to the growth of this country, that is the reason you all are yelling one nigeria. Bastard. If this country were to split today, hmm I just can't imagine the kind of suffering that will befall all of you in the north.


Illiteracy=north
Poverty=north
Terrorism=north
Banditry=north
Street beggers=north
Disease (e.g polio, cholera)= north


And you are here talking to me you this bastard son of a thousand illiterate, poverty striken father's. All of nigerias problems, na on top una head e dey. Stinking pests.
Politics / Re: Power Grid Collapses, Plunges Lagos, Others Into Darkness by Chiminemine(m): 6:34am On Feb 19, 2021
Basher8583:


It appears my response hit you at the right spot as I can perceive you already foaming in the mouth like a rabid dog. Lol

did what at the right what? Smiles and sips from cup of hot tea......let's leave the foaming in the mouth like a rabid dog to you and your family alone for now. Now you see what you don't seem to understand? I am not going to lie to you lagos is the best state in Nigeria, no cap. But is no where close to being a first world kind. Sa*wo olu has done nothing for lagos. Lagos was already good before he came and he has done nothing to make it better. I can't come and start insulting fashola because every body knows he contributed alot to the development of lagos. And just so you know I am not a fan of any current leader in Nigeria from the president to the governor's, they are all useless. And anybody supporting them is no different from them. It's only those that are happy with the current state of the country that would support this evil government. Right now I am not happy being a nigerian whether a lagosian or not, and I think you should too... So.. let that sink in.
Politics / Re: Fuel Price Hike Looms Nationwide As Marketers Meet by Chiminemine(m): 1:14pm On Feb 18, 2021
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Politics / Re: Fuel Price Hike Looms Nationwide As Marketers Meet by Chiminemine(m): 1:12pm On Feb 18, 2021
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Politics / Re: Power Grid Collapses, Plunges Lagos, Others Into Darkness by Chiminemine(m): 1:08pm On Feb 18, 2021
Basher8583:


Don't go back to the East and shock your governors. Bloody Foreigner
Guy the way I laughed � after reading this your iberibe comment ehhn. You see, You are one of the reasons why nigeria is like this. What do you mean by bloody foreigner?� You think say lagos na your useless papa inheritance? You think I love being a nigerian? You too better go and acquire sense because you need it too. See the way the bastard is proud defending his governor, as if all of them are not still in the same circle of corrupt, useless and incompetent numbskulls calling themselves leaders. Idiot. Nigeria would still be a third world country Even if all states where like lagos.
Politics / Re: Power Grid Collapses, Plunges Lagos, Others Into Darkness by Chiminemine(m): 12:54pm On Feb 18, 2021
Pyhonist:



I'll mannered Idiot.

Bring it on. Sanwo-olu na your papa mate or your useless village king mate, even your state governor cant f*ck with us.

You're there ranting nonsense because because you have access to internet.

I don't blame you because your brain is flat with dumb ideas.

Your replies are not worth my response

Dumbass!
see this idiot claiming lagosian that can't even type a complete sentence correctly.
"even your State governor can't Fu*ck with us"
Bastard. who is the us? Abi them write am for your forehead say lagos naa your family inheritance? Better go and get sense sooner or later because u need it. You are one of the many problems of this country you this useless bastard of a thousand illiterate father's. You and so*wo olu and all other nigerian leaders are the reason why this country is as backward as it is. You think I am happy to be a nigerian? So*wo olu is not even close to being the best governor of this state. he has done nothing good for this state. You better say the truth as it is before it chokes you. Lunatic.
Family / Re: What's The Selfless Thing You've Ever Done For Anyone? by Chiminemine(m): 10:34am On Feb 18, 2021
osamz007:



if you still book space in this new year. it's a pity
guy space booking is the way forward.
Politics / Re: Power Grid Collapses, Plunges Lagos, Others Into Darkness by Chiminemine(m): 10:32am On Feb 18, 2021
Pyhonist:


I don't think you're ok mentally.

You better go back your useless village. I'm sure you don't wonna cause your situation will be worse of overthere. Lagos is better than all this east combine together.

You get what you wish us because most of you flat headed miscreants are making a leaving in our state.
see how this one come here to be forming Mr insultive as if I mentioned his fada's name. You better hold your sef because if I follow you up, u will curse your placenta. MuGu.
Programming / Re: What Programming Language Should One Learn Before University by Chiminemine(m): 10:14am On Feb 18, 2021
iLearner:


What course are you going to study?
computer science.

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