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Hw dis guy got himself up to d throne of a governor in imo state dat i can't tell.

Hw can he be sleeping while discussions on national security et al are been discussed?

Nigerian politicians are sumtin else

cc lalasticlala
cc ishilove
cc barcanister

seedgreen:
They will soon get tired of meeting, they will start using skype

Hahahaha and Facebook messenger

midolian:
I ld be the happiest if they succeed. At least for peace to reign in tha house.

For as long as Bukky remains on that seat, there ll be no peace in tha house. He is proud and selfish. There was a clear opportunity for him to make peace reign buh he chose to do things his own way. If he had chosen Ahmed lawan and co as the principal officers jst as the party wanted, I am sure there wld be peace in tha house now. Bukky is the major problem @ the moment.

I don't like him.

The major reason u tink dias no peace in d house and he should step aside is bcus u don't lik him. But dats sentiments u knw.
If u can shove it aside blv me u will live long.

kingstylo01:
[center]The rate at which we surf the web these days is becoming higher than ever. Also, the speed at which data plans are disappearing is something to talk about. You will not want your MB to be wasted or consumed without giving you your desired results. In light to this, everyone wants to cherish their MB. What measures are you putting in place to reduce your mobile data usage?
Of course you might have your individual data saving strategy but you need to apply the ones outlined here. Feel free to adapt these tips for the specific data consuming apps you use frequently or your particular usage habits. No matter the methods you use, if the following five are not put into practice, then you haven’t started yet. Here are the five easy tips you need in order to save your MB:


1. COMPRESS CHROME PAGES
Let’s say you are using Google Chrome browser to surf the web all the time, compressing the pages alone can save you about 30-35% percent of your data consumption for your mobile browser. Chrome pages compressing, which is now known as Data Saver in the settings, enables all web pages to be compressed before they are loaded into your browser.
Although Using Data Saver does come with its own disadvantages, one of which is slowing things down a little bit, you need it to save data usage. You don’t need to worry about the speed as you’ll sooner or later get used to it. To see your data savings record, all you have to do is to just launch Chrome browser, tap the three dots in the top right hand corner, and scroll down to Settings then to Data Saver. Watch the graph always to notice how your data savings grow.


2. DITCH THE FACEBOOK APP
For android users, Facebook has become one of the most used apps, leading to loss of data and even draining of battery. To save your data, replace it with an alternative app such as Tinfoil for Facebook which is simply a web app that displays the Facebook website. Even the Facebook Lite which we are made to believe reduces data consumption by 50% is not recommended because it still wipes hundreds of data monthly.


3. RESTRICT BACKGROUND DATA
Surely, if you tell your apps or your device itself to restrict background data, you’ll have done a great favor for yourself. Features such as email syncing, weather widgets, feeds updating etc. are examples of background data that you should disable because they use your data even if you are not actually using them.
In light to this, you can also adjust some settings on your smartphone to restrict background data in Settings > Data usage > Restrict Background Data. If you want to adjust the settings for a particular app, go to Settings > Apps. Note that this depends on the particular version of android you are using. To change your sync settings for Google services, go to Settings > Accounts > Google > select the account. When this is done, all you should do is to simply uncheck the services you don't want syncing automatically.


4. DISABLE AUTO-UPDATING APPS
Google play apps updating is yet another factor that drains your MB. If you set the play store to automatically update apps, your internet subscription data will be wiped out without you even noticing it.
How then do you disable auto-update apps? To do this, simply go to the Play Store and have the left-hand navigation drawer swiped out. Open the settings and there is Auto-Update Apps at the top, then tap it. Ensure that it is either set to ''Do Not Auto-Update Apps'' or “only over Wi-Fi.” For individual apps settings, go to My Apps, choose the app you want to disable and then tap the overflow menu to check or un-check Auto-Update.


5. SAVE RATHER THAN STREAM
If you are always streaming music and videos from Streaming sites such as YouTube, Vine and other video and music sites, then you are in for drastic data consumption because online streaming consumes data more than you thought. The best option for you here is to always download these files (music or videos) to your device.
You can also save the music for offline listening, if you are not the type that likes stuffing music or videos on your microSD card. Take note that if you can reduce to the least minimum your online streaming attitude, then you will save a lot of data usage and your subscription will last for you.


These are the five sure steps to curb mobile data usage. What other methods do you use? Feel free to list them here.[/center]





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I kip having some kind of application ads pop up on my phone each I am browsing. I tink its Google ads. Any idea on hw I can stop it.

Tanx in advance.

firstEVA:
hahahahahaha, i laugh, this is not president Jonathan's administration, this is Buhari's government, Tompolo cannot be stuupid enough to try nonsense, if he dares this government, he will be wiped out to extinction and he knows it. Power has changed hands, we no longer have a president that smiles around the clock like a new bride, the earlier these boys know that, the better for them.

The same power dat changed hands was last seen cap in hand begging gay Obama for a way out on boko haram.

It seems u didn't even understand a jack about dat tweet.

So u tink ur walking dead go slow head of state can hassle two insurgents at a time abi.
Chai, whr is ur tinking cap.

kenedy175:
Season of probing

This probing thing just dey sweet baba.

It's allowed sha! As far as Tinubu and co are not exempted

The guy de look for international recognition. who cares

barcanista:
Since his March 28 electoral victory, President Buhari has been credited with some statements that are so unworthy of his office as the President of Nigeria. The latest of them is the President's determination to limit his probe to Jonathan's administration only. Add to this, Presidential Spokesman Femi Adesina insulted our sensibilities by these words...

“If you recall, that was already settled before he got inaugurated as president. He has said he will not waste time digging into the far past,”
“The far past will includes Obasanjo and others. But the president has said he will not waste time to go that far.”

In addition to the above statement, the Spokesman also said...
"He can’t afford to go too deep into the past or else it will be destructive for his administration." https://www.nairaland.com/2471364/buhari-probe-jonathans-govt-only

1. The "Far Past" Exclusion:

There was no time during the electioneering or transition period that Buhari made any statement like excluding "far past" administrations. What is "far past"? This obviously is a new creation aimed at protecting certain persons.

Let us do a recall that before the election, APC Chairman John Oyegun was quoted to have said..
“It is clear that from the Buhari’s perspective and that of the APC, the future of the people of this country is too important for us to spend valuable time trying to dig into the past...”

Oyegun further made clarification that the "past" is pre-2015 (not pre-2010) when he said

“And we are going to go into a situation, post May 2015, where the law will normally take its course. There will be a line drawn on the sand; on one part is the past, the other side is the future."
www.punchng.com/news/only-corrupt-nigerians-oppose-buhari-says-apc/

We also recall that Buhari himself on March 11, 2015 in a campaign rally in Kaduna state made it clear that he will only probe post-May 29, 2015 corruption cases.
www.newtelegraphonline.com/i-wont-probe-former-leaders-says-buhari/
www.thenationonlineng.net/buhari-i-wont-probe-past-govts/

There was no talk of "far past" at any time.

2. Obasanjo, Atiku, IBB etc And The "Far Past"

Isn't this laughable? If Buhari had changed his mind from his earlier position, isn't it sane that he probes former administrations especially from the IBB regime? If he insist on probing democratic administrations, then why not start from May 29, 1999? Nigerians will like to know what happened to the billions recovered from Abacha. We will like to bring those indicted in the PTDF scandal to Justice (Obasanjo, Atiku and co). We will like to know what happened to the N2.3trillion the Obasanjo allegedly spent on power. We will like to bring to justice the Haliburton "thieves" among others.

Is Buhari now trying to protect Obasanjo, who happens to be his military benefactor in 1977 and his navigator to the March 28 electoral triumph? Is he trying excluding the Abacha regime because he was part of it? Is he protecting Yar'adua administration because he was his kinsman and certain officers of that government contributed to bring him to power?
Why is Buhari making nonsense of leadership?

3. Going Too Deep Is "Destructive"?

What is destructive in bringing officers of past administrations that has looted our common wealth to justice? Is he trying to say that he can't probe his benefactors (Abacha and Obasanjo), his kinsman (Yar'adua) and his Northern military comrade (IBB), but will only probe Jonathan's administration because he neither benefitted from Jonathan nor is he a kinsman to Jonathan?

Finally, I want to reiterate that I am not against the probe of Jonathan's administration(PDP and Jonathan also share this sentiment). However, it amounts to injustice, unpatriotism and "unstatesmanlike" for the President to come up with a new "jargon" such as "far past" in his bid to shield his benefactors from probe. I to appeal to patriotic Nigerians to call on President Buhari to tow the path of sanity, fairness and statesmanship in leadership.


May God Bless Us All.

Wat do I offer u sir? Orijin or Alomo, dats a reward for a job well done.

aiyeboy:
The first customer to enjoy our free Etisalat data

hw do I get Mine

Abbycite:
....and u called dis cheap data when I usually buy 3gb mtn for 1200

wats d code bro

kilmix:
1. Baseless
2. Baseless
3. Wasted 2.2 billion naira from a supposed empty treasury.

4. Lonsense!
5. Restating Oga jona's stance.

*Modified*
The trip is best described as a 'reunion' between PMB and his campaign masters(US) and PMB and his 'alleged' war college alumni... using tax payers money.... and he didn't fail to carry his stooges along.

What a blatant show of frivolity and insensitivity.
What a [change]shame.


Am so angry, I don't feel like saying FTC..

Bros u de see clear

tymoti:
hhmm..''blow-job is better than no job''

correct

Beremx:
no i didn't,i read half.
Mtscheew!

it seems u no de fear dat guy warning. he said he will impregnant u oo.
My hand no de oo. Lol

isan:
yur mumu no get part 2

U knw ur a product of a Mouth Action wen meet strangers online and start throwing tantrums at them.
Gv ur life to Christ b4 its too late 4 ya.

isan:
Lagos state no even get private jet yet niger and borno state dey buy private jet for governor... Hmmmmn

Tinubu use Lagos moni buy 4 for himself. U fit go collect one

justirich:
11 – FOLORUNSHO ALAKIJA
The richest woman in Nigeria owns a Bombardier
Express business jet (Bombardier Global Express XRS
(VP-CEO).
No picture

E be lik say she bought her own from ibo boys in alaba as tikunbo. dats why she no wan make we see am.

barcanista:
Sorry but this is nonsense. Someone said it has to do with document that linked Buhari to BH.... I think that may not be entirely wrong. I also see this as withhunting and 1985 vendetta.

Beside, this is not standard protocol dude! Buhari should get himself schooled on protocols.

Dis comment got me tinking. pls may I ask, who iz the sum1 dat said. can u throw more light. I lik facts so I can speak with conviction not speculation

Moni sharing during election

gemiclem:
I finally made it, but it didn't add a dime to my bank account (not like I have one any way) special thanks to mtn for the 2go 3gb cheat and simple server developer also to my sweet Tecno h6 which is the coolest device I've owned so far














Still tryna get a hang of how to use xposed installer though

Bros share me d story of ur 2go cheat na

Bonapart:
All what you listed up their is what i tame sayings of men...
Not so with God
Our God is a God of possibilities
Sarah gave birth @100

Those tinx no be for Naija women jare. Naija we too strong for all those yeye tinx

PHINO EZE NNUNU and d rest

FowlYansh:
Anybody that still believes in this CHIBOK girls fraud is the biggest foool of the 21's century.

They should keep up the good work.





Buhari still wears pampers.

Gun don't kill pipol. Pipol kill pipol. Let them keep on wit dia deceitful garment. We are alert and watching.

I will lik to see how they will make an arrangement dat will transport 200+ gals bk frm sambisa.

By d way is d skul an all gals secondary? Jus curious.

Freemanan:
OMO BABA OLOWO

Tank u for saving me d Google stress. But my Yoruba nigga by my side here say na Yoruba word for pussy, or Otu in igbo. Ighotago.

histemple:
If I am the interviewer, I will just clap for you and say....congratulations! We will get back to you.

hahahaha, bros dis ur congratulation is ambiguous. plz expatiate.

your truly/faithfully,
Chinatown.

LaDivva:
What's OBO?

Its funny my broda dat so many pipol dat commented b4 u n I don't knw wat it means and they didn't dare to ask. They jus want to flow along with d OBO trend. I tink dats wats in vogue now.
I will ask Google anyway.

Omo kele wu ukwu ooo

Mediva:
;Dawwww. that's disgusting. I promised myself never to open anything graphic again. I forgive myself though. boi get well soon. Anyway single and searching, anyone available?

Search no more u just found me

IF this is true, its very bad

My broda if ur marriage go wok e begins wit u. It has noting to do with a nurse

Am still typing........

I love dis lady especially her lips. Jus being frank though

This kind story go sweet for nollywood

irishCream:
Dear Family I'm in deep shiiit, so confused on what to do right now.

I just turned 29 few days ago and have been out of a serious relationship for over a year now.

Have been waiting patiently for that right man to come along but unfortunately it only the wrong ones that keep coming my way, they just want to have a feel of my sweet body and off they go, no genuine intentions.

Now there's a brother that have been friendzoning for over two years now yet he keep persisting, good a thing I'm not the type that pretends so I told him from day one he asked me out that I'm not interested in him except on friendship level, I told him I don't feel him emotionally but he keep hanging on hoping I change my mind with time, my reasons for rejecting him is cos to me he's not presentable enough and I can't be proud introducing him to my people and again he got no good paid job (why on earth must he be poor and ugly at the same time, what kind of torture is that ). He's just managing in a private firm that pays less than 50k.

But what makes me have a rethink is the character of this my friendzoned brother, he keeps in touch despite my rejecting him, he even offer little financial assistance when I'm in need, when I asked him why he's doing all these to a girl that openly reject him he claims he has faith that I'll consider him one day, sometimes I'm forced to suspect if he has cast a spell on me so another good man won't come my way.

Now he has called to schedule a date tomorrow and I know as usual he wants to remind me that the year is running that I should consider his request since he hope to settle down this year.

Please dear Family advice me accordingly is it advisable I say yes to a man I don't feel a thing for emotionally? Can I ever get to love him? I do hear love grows but I don't believe in such!!!

Dear miss agbani Derego, u started ur piece by eulogizing ursef and casting d guy. wat if am d guy and I jus read ur piece. I will kip close marking u until u yield then I will smoosh u wella from behind at least ten times, then I will friendzone u, so u realize dat wat goes around comes around.