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hurray

am d last person 2 post here

hurray

am d last person 2 post here

quack doctor

i think dey
both compliment each other

@spinach

u no see say u re even a
bigger fool dan i tot



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DUNDERHEAD

@spinach
customer how na
long time
why i no see u again now

sey ur tin don grow small sha

Emeka and ike were both patients in a mental hospital. one day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,emeka

suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.Ike promptly jumped in to save him.He

swam to the bottom and pulled emeka out.when the head nurse got aware of ike's heroic act, she immediately ordered him to be

discharged from the hospital,as she now considered him to be mentally stable.when she went to tell ike the news, she said

ike, i have goodnews and badnews for u.the goodnews is that you've been discharged,since u r able to rationally respond to

a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient,i have concluded that ur act displays sound mindedness.the

badnews is that emeka,the patient u saved,hung himself right after u saved him with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom.i am

sorry but he is dead.ike replied, "he didn't hang himself.i put him there to dry.how soon can i go home?"

A housewife realising that the housemaid had started
behaving funny decided to engage her one morning.

Madam: "Chinyere why u dey behave anyhow these days?
abi u dey craze self? E be like say u no wan know ya
mate for this house again o. U carry craze for h ead?
Abi face no dey fear face for ya village?"

Chinyere: "Look at you, which kind wife wey u be?
Afterall my food dey sweet pass own, "

Madam: "Ehn who told you u cook better than i do?"

Chinyere: "Oga now, "

Madam: "Lord have mercy. Papa Nkechi is coming to
meet me in this house, Na war between me and am
today. Oooh no wonder, I dey suspect since, "

Chinyere: "That's not all, I'm even better than u in
bed, "

Madam: "Yeepa, I'm finished. So, Who told u such
thing?"

Chinyere: "The driver."

Madam: "Uhmm Chi baby, Chinyerry Chinlosky, come here
ehn, Good girl. Abeg no let Oga hear that one.
OK, "

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to thepharmacist,
"Hello,
could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may
be in with a chance!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says,
"Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me and I think I might strike itlucky there too."

The pharmacist gives him a second
condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited
me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,the sister on his right and the mum facing him.

When the dad gets in, the boy
lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and Thank you for all you give us."
A minute later the boy is still praying; "and Thank you Lord for your kindness."

Ten minutes go by and the boy
is still praying, keeping his head down.

The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others.

She gets close to the boy and says in his ear,
"I didn't know you were so religious."

The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad
was a pharmacist!

__________________________________________

Moral of the story, always have good, holy, and honorable intentions. You
never know………,

my friend was returning from a party in the middle of the night.As he was walking on the road,a motorcycle approached him,he moved to right to avoid being hit by the motorcyle.Another motorcycle approached him.he moved to the left and avoided it.
Ten minutes later a car with two shining headlights approached him,he thought it was two motorcycles and said:
This people think am a fool,the first one came,i moved to the right.
The second came,i moved to the left
Now these two are coming,I BETTER STAY IN THE MIDDLE SO THAT THEY WILL BOTH PASS SIDEWAYS, (RIP)

LUV IS SWEET O

CONGRATS 2 You GUYS
AND I WISH You GUYS A
PEACEFUL AND LONGLASTING RELATIONSHIP

MY HUBBY IS ON Nairaland TOO
THOUGH I DID NOT MEET HIM ONLINE

THIS IS D THREAD OF D YEAR

are these ladies disabled?
why can't they move into their own place ?
This is wrong.

I WONDER O

At this rate expand the search,for this is a desperate situation.
Igalla,Nupe and Tiv animists willing to become Catholics should be included.
Even cattle rearers from Chad should be considered
Them chics gats to go

ROFLMAO

I give this thread an award for the Most Embrrassing thread on Nairaland.

Congrats nossycheek.

[size=28pt]LMAO[/size]

DIS KAIN VIRGINITY NO BE DIGNITY O
DIS ONE IS LACK OF OPPORTUNITY

@POSTER

DIS UR SISTER INLAWS
MUST BE REALLY FUNNY
DEM STILL GET CHOICE SEF

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NA WA OOOOOOOO[/size]

ONE MORE TIN PLS POST THEIR PICS

styleeeeeeeee

tati

agbaya ni gbo gbo yin

@unleashed

i concur to dat jare

everybody knows 9iice
if d guy sick 2day
presss all over naija go carry am

if u nairo die sef
nobody wld bloody kare
difference he his a star nd u re not.

[size=28pt]nobody knows youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu[/size]

@poster

dey here dey fool urself d guy
dey make im kool pepper dey go

boga aswani ke
dis guy no fit afford aswani o

ifyalways:
@topic,One and cool

kool

NAIRALAND PARTY
NOT A BAD IDEA
JUST DAT A LOT OF PEOPLE GO FIGHT DAT DAY SHA
BECOS I PERSONALLY HAVE SOME HEADS I WANT TO BREAK

dbanj and jim iyke re on NL for real
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=124307.msg2113041#msg2113041

@poster

gud, tell us abt d result