₦airaland Forum

@dequeen
where were u scrolling to?
just wondering o

just dat i tot d word shld be strolling
which one come be scrolling

The highest i have spent is 10,200
the painful part was d fact dat d hair did not fit me
infact i almost fell sick

@kennie i wonder o!!!

@prince
abeg give am small credit now.

Fear of the Unknown

Nairalanders have tagged ini a local champ,
who cant be compared to the likes of Omosexy and genevieve,
so lets compare her to the newest hot kid on the block,
Who is hotter?[/size][size=8pt][size=8pt][/size]
Facial looks,

Body structure and shape,
Dress sense,
Acting skills,

Let ur posts roll in

@4him
my dear if my broda won marry i go tell
am make him test the tin he won marry
becos dis days artificial p***sy dey sef.

pls i need d settings too ivycrainey2k@yahoo.com
i dey beg

I dey suggest Coaster bus to bring back d
so called eagles but now e be like say na molue
go carry them come back or better still make them trek
come.

Come to think of it Black stars dont shine
but e be like say dis ones shine pass shine.

@poster
Wetin ur mind think go dat side sef
wont even wish dat for my worst enemy.

@toyinrayo

u dis people u wont kill
me with laff
its obvious dat dis is his sexiest
pics he has u won try
is it easy

Return of d Dragon

Mines

make una live
dis guy and him lips now

;d

@gbengaoou
u no serious o!
wetin u mean by who be you
cud not stop laughing

@poster keep trying
u might get lucky

Sweet T:
@Poster

NO! you can NOT. And if i was this young girl's brother, you are already a dead Gorilla meat ! Olosi.

guy u forgot to add sometin
oloriburuku,olorigbeske
dat guy is simply retarded
na ur type dey rape children of 2yrs
u shld be arrested
yeeye fowl

lekywhite:
Helo Sir,

im not sure you love the girl because if u do u wont at that age deflower an innocent girl, im sure u only too advantage of her and needs to hear our opinion, well any nairalander that supports your getting married to such a young girl, needs to be examined also.

I'm sure people like you will always be harsh when they see young guys around their 15 year old sister, may be i should ask you this question, will you be happy to see your sister at 15 be disvirgened by someone who is old enough to be her father? well then i think you have really done wrong in disvirgening this girl, and hiding under the pretence that you love each other, can anybody tell me what a young girl of 15 knows about love? even we that are matured at times we don't understand what it means to really love, talkless of a small girl of that age.

The annoying thing is you have the guts to come and be asking serious minded and honorable naiaralanders if you can marry such a girl.
If you know what is good for you, just go and ask God for forgiveness and restitute by waiting for 10yrs before marrying the girl

Nairalanders i hope i have spoken well? don't let us condone act of indiscipline here.

guy u ve spoken well
anytime i see dis thread on d first page
e just be like say make is see d poster whoz am
better slap
yeye pickin
@poster u re definitely under a curse

Guy u no just try at all
and u even have d guts 2 come and announce it here on nairaland
am not trying to be insultive but u have a very big problem that needs
immediate attention

O my gosh u won marry 15yrs old pickin
u wicked o, seun na wa 4 u sef why u go
put dis kain tin 4 frontpage

if u like quote me am ready 4 u
yeye fowl
hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
and leave

Do people still send this kind of mail

One idiot sent me d same tin
and i told him to send me money b4 i can begin any transaction
d guy sef tire for me

cunnyman jam cunnyman

no be only princess na prince

@POSTER SORRY O
I JUST CHECK YOUR PROFILE
AND I SEE SAY U RE BASED IN ABAEOKUTA
NO WONDER

@poster
guy u no just try at all
in dis Lagos person fit do dat kain tin to u
aw long have u been in Lag SEF
O GA GAAAN O


NA WA FOR U SEF

saucekid sorry o!

1) On the day the National Assembly was
inaugurated, Mrs Etteh reminded House of
Representatives members of the need to register their
names, warning that any person who failed to do so
would have their name "striking out". Slip of tongue?
Perish the thought. The following day she repeated the
phrase "striking out" several times.

2) When a motion was tabled, she asked the
member who was speaking, "are you in support of
favour?"

3) Any time the ayes have carried the day on the
floor, she wastes no time in announcing, "the hayes
has it".

4) Giving her defence before the David Idoko
panel, Etteh informed the nation that she spoke to the
management of the national assembly if due process was
followed and each person "answered in the affirmation
action".

5) When the German ambassador in Abuja visited
her, the speaker enthusiastically announced that the
first place "I visited as a young parliamentarian was
a German"

6) When the Spanish ambassador paid her a
courtesy visit with a fairly large delegation, an
impressed Etteh spared no effort to "welcome the
strangers".

7) When officials of FERMA visited the House,
speaker Etteh urged them to urgently "make our roads
habitable".

To demonstrate the urgency of fixing major
roads nationwide, she did not fail to make the point
of the "deploration state of our roads"

9) When a House member tabled a motion on the
unenviable condition of Kaduna Airport , Etteh called
attention to the "two run-aways of our airport".

10) Concerned about the increasing wave of vices,
such as occultism on university campuses, excessive
drinking, smoking and womanising by our youth, she has
set for herself the task of reducing, if not,
eradicating these social vices, which she colourfully
calls "social devices".

11) In far-away South Africa , at a meeting of the
African Parliamentary Union, speaker Etteh stated that
Nigeria has vast land where agriculture could thrive
so much, that it could serve as an alternative source
of foreign exchange, or in her own words, " Nigeria
has fast land where agriculture is alternate"

12) To Etteh, the comity of nations can sometimes be
referred to as "international countries".

13) The office of the speaker has regained its aura
as, not just an exalted place, but an "exotic office".

14) The House has become respected as "a hollow
chamber", rather than just a hallowed chamber.



What a "wonder" SPEAKER

why do u luv Nigerians