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[s] [quote author=Melodriod post=92464596]This is my first reasonable post on nairaland �... I don't really know what the comments would be like but man gotta do what he gotta do �

So here's the story, I'm a single guy and I've been putting an eye out there looking for someone to love and call my own, so i met this really beautiful nice young lady a month ago and its was more like love at first sight kinda of thing...but i just had to maintain so i don't appear being desperate and all... But truth is am madly in love with this girl, we've been talking ever since then and so far we are becoming more closer as each day passes.

I still haven't asked her out to be my girlfriend but I'm really hopeful that she will say yes to me considering how close we have become lately, we talk about everything and anything.

So to the main gist, currently her smartphone is bad so we like. [/s]
i think u need brain transplant

[s] Both the Op who created this thread and the boy who had that caption of the deceased lady on his whatsapp status, you both will rot in hell for eternity. Foolish souls

A human being has just been killed in cold blood but the only thing your stupid broke ass brain could make out of it is that she is a "glutton" and women should beware of rich men. Is it a crime for women to like rich men? You as broke as you are, don't you like rich men too?
Why are you all goats twisting narrative and painting the deceased as the wrongdoer here when we should be calling for her justice.

I'm so annoyed right now. [/s]

DICKstractor:
nwa, e nuo la ara taa?

onwebeghi ife ifuru...oke gbala ahu nwata akpo ya oke nsi..mitcheww amu nama.

DICKstractor:
onu amu, mechie onu

ikpu anu! anu mpam..je kwuru oto.

DICKstractor:
nwa, ishi odi Kwa gi nma

Mba...isi adighim mma ga nodi ana biko..

DICKstractor:
Is everything fine at home?

u must b a simp! amu anu.

AkalaJ:
He is the Director of New Media/Mobilizer for the Promotion of Ethnic Hatred, Destabilization of the Zoo, and the Advancement of the Banana Republic of Biafra.

U must b a simp!
obviously...oil dey ur eyes..lazy youth.

Otuamaka:
I've been a runs babe all my adult life and I can't make 1% of these guys earnings... Mtcheew, this life no just balance... nawa ooo

Otu n' agba igwe...ekene o, oh eze nwanyi NL
i notice u & ur hustling.

DICKstractor:
ighalo my man


I hate Manchester united but I dey always support you when you dey for pitch.


I always pray for you to score but let Manchester united loss so that it will be balanced

diz mudderfucker Chelsit fan..f*ck off with ur hate speech and ur bad luck wl alwayz follow u & ur accestors..amu anu.

blowjohn:
Best them na Australian English na

Are we in Australia..
Anyway.. the match has been won...
kudos to our female team for a struggling match like this tonight..
ahh..i dont forget our lizard boy (lingard) more goals to ur boots for the remainder of this europa league.

King44:
Man U no play draw o, best dem

U meant beat them..?
this one weak me..

Raydos:
Don't be too happy!!
There's no penalty here!!

Mayb... but thou shall not quote me.

we suppose to use our female team to play LASK tonight... its already a work-over, if u know, u know!
up man utd....
chelsit back off.

damn niggar...isorite
do u think thats what u can only offers to this life....the gods must be crazy

damn niggar...thank 4 save our soul [SOS] next time dont embark for any journey without enough fuel..

Damn niggar...i'm ashame of my people.
when u thought that u hav seen it all.. just negodu, traditional ruler, pastor etc its sucks.. thats horrible bad.

frubben:
First to comment!!!!, i want to make a shout out to buhari i want to tell him he is doing well for our body ooo make him just continue, he should just continue oooo.





Nice one from oppo ( e plenty)

damn niggar..isorite
ur brain don begin dey shake again abi..?
ofogiri..mmitcheww

[quote author=Farki post=92381839]My mom was friends with a white garment church member from work. The person said that we should be brought to her church for "prayers".

The first times we just went to her place, then one prayer mountain, nothing too strange.

Years later we went there for another set of "prayers" for me and that's when they started the insanity. First they started saying a bunch of nonsense about destiny and someone is there to snatch it. The main drunkard pastor said my batman shirt was demonic and they had to "cleanse me". So for the next few hours they made me drink scnaaps and eat some strange corn food until I was vomiting. Then they got a live catfish, cut it's throats and slapped it's struggling body against my head. They then forced me to eat it, they also took away my clothes. After all that the mad bastards who did that had the mind to ask me to eat with them.

what a horrible experiences..u past many things there..
i see all the celebs as rugged rituals..

Farki:
White garment churches are disgusting abominations run by schizophrenic subhumans.

I can never employ, relate with or see anyone who goes there as sane after what they did to me.

bro what happen..?

deltateam:
Is this buffoon still talking?

You are at the risk of losing yoruba lands to China and you are saying nonsense.

leave him na, untill china succeed in grabbin that afonja land (yorub.)his eyes wil not clear..and sourround their mkt with tolds & frogs wit other species from chinese..

sexymonkey:
I don't think majority of us will understand the point you're trying to push.


This gospel is highly not accepted.

he shld tell his village chief that their gals need washin machine etc

continue talkin trashes there..

Organicist95:
as a man u fan

I rather support the officiating referee

Thats my niggar!
i prefer to support wembly than referees.

when i told one chelsit that ass-nal wil win that he shld check my post after d game.,.where that niggar.?
congrate arsnal..

up utd!

[quote author=LoveEditor post=92288028]Its not enough to gain admssion,its up to you to decide if you will GRADUATE or NOT...

Its not everyone who did matriculate just like you did that will graduate, It has been so right from time and it will continue to be so..One reason or the other some people will fall by on the journey,only the once that are DETERMINED makes it to the end..The choice is yours.

As said "Better is the end of a thing than its beginning".

Some will fall by as a result of life's natural circumstances, some will fall by as a result of choice etc.

But It has been proven over time that No or Low funds to survive financially on campus is one of the major reasons for high rate of student dropout or not being able to complete their program in the Higher Institution.

This is why from my experience ,reaserch and other young entreprenuer's experience,i have shared with you 7 TESTED and PROVEN strategies on How to.

just..continue dey beat around the bush.

HunterArt:
Those who are Imo state please say something to this. This location was included in message. Address: Umunumo, Ehime Mbano - Imo State. Is the location in Imo sate?

Though its very close to my local govt, but i dnt knw abt that school...if its polynekede, or imo state poly i wl tell u to go ahead...
i dnt knw abt that school.