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@agaba123 tnks luv mayb u shuld let him kw dat

nuttin,but am expecting sumtim frm my hubby he 1st and prolly d last christmas gift i will get.fingers crossed sha cos it mite b story as usual.

i usually dnt expect gifts frm my black co workers cos dey r nt givers at all.but i always embarrass dem wit one. i jst ope dey will change their attitude 2wards it.

Wish every member of NL a merry xmas and a happy new year

smurf:
He'll show it wiff every ounce of his being, I know thats some deep stuff, but its the fact

u b luvinga oo lol nuttin do u

190:
i have just confirmed from my lovely baby that we would be fcukin till dawn on the 24th-25th
i have 5packets of ruff ryders now wit me,
i like it ruff

peace!

hmm dats hot

plus_Queen:
Did this distant cousin of yours marry a corpse because he was an slowpoke or because tradition required him to marry a corpse?
How many corpse wedding have people attended?
do they take pictures?
Maybe nollywood is yet to do a movie on that one.

lmao

ifyalways:

Chisimdi,ole ebe i gara kemgbe?
ndeewo ole ihe i jiri lota?
umuaka na di gi kwanu?udo diri gi

ify nwanne i dey o ndi ulo orum choro iji oru gbuom,i mere akpolee,amam na udo di

umu igbo kwenu,rie nu, nnu nu,muo nu,zua nu Udo diri unu

@ify,nwanne,azutaram ihe mana ele etum ga si wetere gi ya.

@mortiple, nwanna ndewoo,dalu maka comment gi na picture.Mana aluo lam di,ejikwam umu Ato(umunwoke)

@topic,Asi na nwata kwocha aka,o soro ogaranya rie ihe.
Okwuru anaghi akari onye kuru ya.

Igbo kelenu,rie nu,Unu anwula.Ndewo nu o.

Ifyalways ,nwanne anya n'ibeya,anyi gara Holiday na Panya(Spain).Amam na Udo di.Ya gazia lol

Okija_juju:
Is God in every Church??

Hells No. Infact he is not in any church.


Is God everywhere??

Now thats the real question.

Answer; another Hells no.

hmm anoda Anti christ,may God help u ooo

Ijiji n'anagi anu ndumodu, n'eso ozu ala Ili.
Ogbu nma,anagi ekwe ka Nma ga ya na azu.
Igbo Ndewo nu oo

rampant:
R-You are very hot and sexy!

A-damn good in bed

M-success comes easily to you.

P-You are popular with all types of people.

A-damn good in bed

N-Have a big warm heart.

T-you are one of the best in bed.

nwanne idi 3much lol nuttin mega

HR.hotness:
I do it all the time, no biggy!

Some guys don't know whats good for them and need a little help, so i give it to them

gbam lol

gabe_logan:
@ poster

im goin give you the most effective advice. calabar women use it all the time and the results are positive 99.9% of the time

just wash your stuff (u know what i mean) and use the water to cook a pot of soup. give it to the guy to eat and study him closely while he is eating. if he licks his lips and seems to enjoy the meal, then it has worked.

chikena

Na 2day

Okija_juju:
@ Poster

With all my experience in traditional medicine this your case is very unique.
I believe that in the course of your masturbation, you prolly exploited one testicle more than you did the other.
I think you should try massaging the bigger testicle when next you self-service, so as to equlibrate both testis.

Lmao

rampant:

nwanne ole ihe gi na seun n'ejedi.

jeffoski:
lucrabrasi abeg no vex but did you eat before you started typing all the rubbish you just typed.am so sorry but to me all what you typed is the latest version of the new testament of your forthcoming bible. haba! must u show the hatred that much?it's so obvious that you HATE this dear lady that has done nothing to you.you say you are criticizing her but all what you typed is to THE LEFT as in off point.

1. Who the hell is regina askia compared to genny? you say she speaks better,she! it is that yeye calabar english that is so difficult for her that she blinks 10times before she make a simple sentence or the way she LAMINATES!! before she pronounce a word.ha! haba and you are in manchester where they speak english very well and you still say that the rubbish she is speaking is better than Genevieve's.come if you even want to compare,it would have been better if you mention names like BIMBO AKINTOLA,RITA DOMINIC,DAKORE not asikia of all actress.abeg compare her(REGINA) to lilian bach. they are beautiful thats why they are lasting this long in the industry.if it is a lie why is it that whenever they shoot movie with top actresses regina is no where to be found.even when she travelled, who noticed?Genevieve did not only fill her space,she expanded it that even as regina tried to come back she did not recoginize her space.

2.You say j.lo and ben were criticized for giggli and also madonna 4 her acting, fine.everyone agrees with that one but y are they not REASONING with you over Genny's issue because it is glaring that she has done nothing wrong.you also talked about her attitude ABEG MAKE WE DEY TALK THE TIN WEN OUR EYES REACH. HABA! THIS IS PURE"THEM SAY" OGA HAVE YOU MET HER BEFORE?

3.Whether you like it or yes,she will get to Hollywood and make it big time!because its her destiny and she has the potentials to make it over there and make Nigeria proud.i remember you also said she is not a born actress. you lie!mention top 5 Nigerian movies in Nigeria and tell me if she has not stared in at least 3. plz if you want to criticize her make it constructive and reasonable.

u jst spoke like an Oracle.no mind dat wetabix,abi na ludacris.

OMO IBO:
u guys are still on this case? this gist is now stale. she lied just like 90% of u have done and are still doing.
move on people.

queenie, kedu ka idi?

u r also inclusive in d 90% of d lies abi

OMO IBO:
same thing goes to all u 'wannabes'. u better watch what u lies u choose tell us. if not, na the same 'guilty conscience' wey catch osisi go catch una after una don follow 'almondjoy' talk for another forum.

RUBBISH!

omoibo i wu afo nshi

Lady J:
i reject it in jesus name ke nwere ezugo mu

lol