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vivalavida: On one rainy night,your drunk father in a fit of rage plunged his punny into your mothers vajajay in a shed with no roof and on a pile of rags and after 9months u popped out. Rotten fool

Don't mind the animalistic born trowey...I wanted to quote him before...but on a second thought...I don't want his ignoramus write up showing on my post. He is baseless and fatigued so he can go ahead and spew all the rotten worms in his stomach. Just guessed his just seeking for an attention or popularity on NL...but as for me he won't get it. Na better onye ara and eberibe product the boy be.

Will it make one look astonishly and outstanding young TJC?

Thank God for the success. Another reason to get closer to God.

And promise me that you won't ever bleep that your else again.

E no too dey easy sha...but God will help you.

But if you have been engaging in sex previously...na only yourself you dey decieve.

Ndi ara juru this thread.

Guess this topic will be helpful...more contribution needed...cause a research is currently going on.

Nice one OP.

Following.

You just need to pray for him...some evil spirits might be responsible for this...its not ordinary dear...all you need is to consult God and pray him out of the situation...God be with you.

Wait a minute...hope I'm not the only one noticing that the guy is not in love. The girl is more into him than he is.

He hardly smiles or even hugs in d pictures. No passion...no flair...the wife is the only one that does all this.

Are you sure...#mouthsealedfornow#

These pictures are rubbish. Why comparing the above pictures together? What you should have done is to bring the pictures of the best part of the two states and the same for the worst parts so that we can pass our judgement and not this crap.

So to you now you have made a post abi? Mtscheeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!! I call this rubbish and please stop being a sentimental Nigerian it won't do you any good.

Or maybe you thought that logical minded peeps don't exist in Nairaland abi? Gbafuuuuuuuuuuuuuoooooo!!!!!!

This post should be deleted I beg.

tellwisdom: My guy, go and spend ur peanut and don't disturb us

You must be a brother to bad meat.

This is what I call social news and not all those check out how hot my younger sister is.

yeahmann: Meheen. I remember those days. Then it will be like make I just graduate and never enter school again. But now I always long for it. It seems it was fun sha.
Back then, even though I always try to avoid making noise, no matter what my name will still be there. So later on, when I got to JSS1, I discovered one trick. Now you can't bribe our monitor not to write your name, but you can always bribe him to tell you if your name is there. So anytime I found out that my name has been written, I will leave my class that day, and stay at the second class throughout the day. I was in Class A, and there is Class A - Class F. They normally beat noise makers immediately after break time, so if I can just manage to escape it for that day that's all.
So the next day I will come back to my class smiling and making fun of the others. I didn't realize that all our punishment is being stored. So if your name was written 2day, and you escaped being punished, if your name should be written the next day again, it will be. 2x, 3x, 4x, 5x, 6x, 7x, e.t.c (I wasn't aware of it before)
So I was still enjoying myself. Making noises and escaping the punishments. I gave the scope to some of my friends too. So there was one day, the godogodo man came to our class unexpectedly with a long list of criminals (so we were being called then). The list contained the name of all of us that have been avoiding punishment. He came with lots of senior students in case we tried to run. I was shivering. Thinking... God. What is going to happen today.
So he called thr first name, Rotimi... Noise Maker .... 36x. WHAT! (And those time, if your name was written 1x, you will get 7 hot strokes of dried cane). Meheen, when my name was called.. Yeahmann (not real name) x49... I almost fainted. Meheen I was beaten beaten beaten beaten beaten beaten beaten and beaten. Kai I still they remember that day. Since then I never make noise again. (Na lie) No matter how much I tried not to make noise, I still do. And the funny thing is that, it seems the monitor hates me. Maybe it's because I was a very cute kid then, and all the girls really like me, that's why he usually provoke me to make noise.
But as a very intelligent young boy, we devised another method of making as many noise as we like without getting punished. YEAH. We always go to another class and make noise there. Since they don't know our name, their monitor will just write, that boy from A Class x5.

Dude this your confession fit make person peace for him boxers.

Ninilowo: My own funny pass. The class captain had a ready made list which comprised of my name n two other guyz so anytime our class techer passes and the class is noisy; for my class csptain to escape being punished he ll give the list. One day I went to our class teacher to complain that it was no always that I make noise that the captain had a ready made list. I was given more strokes dt day for even saying so. So there came a day I was absent and class tcher demanded for noise makers list...lo and behold .......my name was number 1 as usual. I was told that my captain got the beating of his life. When I eventually came the following day our class teacher came to class and apologise to me and that made him my best class teacher ever.

This your own na Nollywood film....can't help laughing my head out...very funny.

The person wey dey write the names self they fear...cause after the teacher's punishment....the class captain or the person wey dem assign to write the names go hear am for him body self...cause the beating go too much.

So due to this threat...most of us got special immunity to any kind of list cause of fear of the big boys.

At times the captain go take because of us cancel/tear the entire list of noisemakers.

LOL!!!! Gone are those days jare...now na hustling things.

Segeggs: So sad dat naija gals only care about the present. Their myopic nature doesnt allow them to give a phuckk about the future.

The boys of today...CEO's of tomorrow.

Go after brains, not someone that dangles his car keys cos at the end of the day the car will be his alone. And who says you cant buy yours? I guess its laziness

Give love a chance, as for you guys- stop beign riff raffs.

U said it all.

No one knows tomorrow.

Dyt: Me I ask for everything o
Sex
Money
Gifts
If u don't know ur rights, I will simply put dem straight to u
Why wld I be shy to ask
Bt he can't be shy to touch my bum bum abi

Most spoilt and Most blunt lady of NL.

DJDOLA: I beg who get matches here I wan cook rice

Always derailing...but no be your fault sha cause the thread self na minus 100.

Chai!!!! Too much smoking of garium hydroxide.

Humblebynature..that's Obama for you.

But where are the nonentities?

Is this a Yoruba thread. Wetn happen? Walks out.

U r a disgrace girl. You and couz deserves to be stoned.

As for what you will do outside abortion...please hug a transformer or better still lie down on a rail.

You want to tell me that you were not aware of the consequencies from the beginning...anu ohia.

Though FFK talks alot but then...is he not right on this one?

Nigerian magic is so real...this is not ordinary.

Very handsome player in those days...watched Arsenal matches bcus of him, Reyes n Igwe.

Was really entertained...e gbaliri n'ke ukwuuuuu!!!!! Chukwu gozie gi.

From mom to son:

I don't blame you...I blame this your big head that looks like your daddy's own....mtschewwwww!!!!!!!

Khalessi: If you put your tongue inside and out repeatedly, it's an act of sèxual stimulation which can be classified under fornication

I thought you are a bad girl cause the name Khaleesi and the post you made above contradicts your signature...just wondering.