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Never knew this topic was on FP.

Wonders shall never end.

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@op, regurgitate? Díd u seriously feel like regurgitating? I thought d word was meant for only ruminant animals(cud chewers), not until now i never believed humans who chew cud actually existed..hmmmmm

Do your research on words more vastly bro...maybe you will get another word for 'vomit' in a lighter term.

deols: You can shake all hands no biggie..

Just make sure you don't pick your own nose nor put your hands in your mouth or into any other of your body orifices until you have had them washed. That way you won't be transferring germs from any one you shake into yourself.

It means that, when outside, you do not eat with your hands. You use a fork or spoon.

when you get back, the first thing is to use an antiseptic or a normal soap to wash your hands.

You can also have an antiseptic gel in your bag. It kills 99.9% of germs and it does not even require the use of water..You can use it on your hands after every handshake..you may start to look like a freak though.

Nice one!!! Will give it a thought.

Khalessi: I shook a guy's hand on Friday and he has sweaty palm,words can't describe how disgusted I was.
Omg I just remembered I didn't wash my hands before eating my crab salad

Chai!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel your pain.

obadiah777: i suggest you invest in micheal jackson gloves and wear it 24 7

Hope you will contribute to 97% of the gloves purchases? LOL!!!!!

yuzedo: Legshake!

You don try am before?

Its quite apparent this days how some NLdrs derail some threads but this one today actually cracked me up while in a restaurant.

Read it and laugh with me as well!!!

Popowaa: Comment of the day

I dey tell u!!!!!

dominique: You can always 'chop knuckle' the Howie Mandel style, minimal contact

But no be everybody you go fit 'chop knuckle' with na.

Many marital bliss I declare upon d lates couples in town.

texazzpete: I think you should mind your business. Marry off your children the way you see fit, but stop judging others.

Maybe someone else with toe your path of not minding your business and open a thread complaining about people opening nairaland threads at 6:15am instead of going to church

* will toe

Akshow: Three children, three different baby mamas. Keep it up! U just my upset Tuface's record.

*might

pasqal09: They must have really dealt with u for u too hate them this much.

*to

Na dis one be sizzling kiss...mtschewwwwwwww!!!!! Educated illiterate.

Nolongthing1: Na Jew Man.

LOL!!!!!

What kind of Pastoral dressing is this.

Is it a new trend for Pastors.

Just curious to know.

Sorry about the picture quality.

Was really surprised seeing this Man of God preach...his such a giant compared to other Pastors.

And he has a nice voice too!!!!

Guess I will start trying that tuale sign of a thing.

Sincerely from my heart...I want to stop shaking people...the stuff I saw yesterday actually wanted to make me regurgitate. It was quite appaling to the eyes.

Saw someone yesterday sneezing and blowing catarrh with his bare hands and afterwards rubs the hands together.

And I was like, "sheeeey this guy go still carry this hand go shake person".

So since that yesterday...I have been finding it difficult shaking peeps.

My question is; how can one avoid hand shakes?

bsquare18: Nairaland has taught me never 2put my naira on any type of land...

U no well gan...LOL!!!!

This is simply craze.

This post is like a good wine to the soul.

Now I see where her resemblance came from.

Van...u v now totally earned my respect. May God strengthen ur union d more. Amen.

bigtt76: e nor fit buy one Omega Classic or Rolex Oyester Chronograph wey de keep dual time? Mumu ...ordinary Ivicta sef does that. All na show off ....Footballers did same way back you just de learn.

U sabi watch products oooooo!!!!

bigtt76: e nor fit buy one Omega Classic or Rolex Oyester Chronograph wey de keep dual time? Mumu ...ordinary Ivicta sef does that. All na show off ....Footballers did same way back you just de learn.

U sabi watch products oooooo!!!!

I don soak my pillow with tears..God help me oooooo!!!!!! But Op...u wicked gan!

He looks fake...soooooooooo unreal!!!