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Na so d song wicked?

Happy birthday man...you are envied.

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Most importantly, NL is an epicenter of comic relief[/color].[/b]


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I'm telling you!!!!

babe_online: Simple!

Shave everyday or once in two days.

Use deodorants.

Wash armpit well while bathing.

...Daz all.

Are you okay? How do you expect one to shave everyday or even once every two days....na the flesh the person go shave abi na wetn? If u had said once every seven days...then that will be reasonable.

Think na! Haba!!!

What has NL taught you?



For me:
NL has taught me to always read my write-ups and post more than 3 times before clicking the submit button in order to avoid English critics.



Nairaland has also taught me to minimize the usage of chat abbreviations if you want your post to be read.




It has also made me believe that half of the girls here are virgins especially...
So what has NL taught you?

Garri_Activist: 1st to comot

Me self I join you to be first to comot.

bappahman: Most they dance Naked/semi to entertain?

*Must

tjfulloption: @ bad belle dem all, make wuna go born wuna own chld weda he/she go fine.
make we dey always appriciate wetin Baba God give us
meanwhile, am useing this opportunity to greet both wizbaba and wizkid a happy eidl~kabir.

Now someone is talking. No mind those bad belle pipul.

Booty4me: Dayo ,what a bold
start.Probably b4 u get 2
2face's age,u may be a father
of 15 children.Ride on,afterall
u hav d cash.

Who is this?

SELENAqueensy: Did boy no just fine at all

Is this English Language?

Austeenx: Okay.

Thought you will need your vaseline on her.

Alexpissu: 2face looked like someone who was paid with savannah bank check .......As for Annie no comment

Guy u harsh oooooo!!!!!!!

As for me oooo....I'm a proud Igbo guy...I can marry from anywhere in the world provided that the individual is NEAT and atleast homely...every other thing is secondary.

Jazz247: Attributes of igbo,Calabar or akwa ibom and
yoruba women.No apologies
1.Igbo - Loyalty 99%
Hard work 98%
Good cook 95%
Bedmactics 80%
Intelligence 90%
Good adviser 99%
2.Calabar - Best cook. No rival
Bedmatics 100% No rival
Very hygienic. 100%

3.YORUBA- Loyalty. 5%
Cooking 5%
Bedmatics. 10%
Hygiene. 0%
Infidelity 99%

Baba na u get the highest post for this place...doff my cap for u...LOLs!!!!!!!

demelza: Are there no good private primary schools in Nigeria that he had to send her overseas? Isnt it a bit early for that?
Well their choice.

U extracted this from my brain...its quite a pity how Nigerians don't appreciate anything here...funny enough they scoop this rabas here and 'spendthrift' it abroad.

What a disadvantage to our economy.

pickabeau1: @Ed
Sorry for the experience
May you be restored in due time
Thank God your life was not tampered with

@ED...I feel for you..ndo!

Winter is coming!!!

But thank God I have my three dragons.

Pharrel rocks really hard but I don't understand the lady at all.

toluleke: I feel IDEYE should be rated higher than that immediately he came in the game changed and with some lovely passes IDEYE-6.5/10..
KESHI-7/10 Lovely substitution..i don't except him to always play all is hitmen at once..

*expect
*his

Meeeenhhhhnnnn!!!!! This got me so cracked up.

Sorry...no advise.

Yeah...but when the weather is unfriendly hot.

Thanks to you Lord for giving me the grace to take my dinner before viewing this picture. Glory be to your name.

Austeenx: [color=orange]My turn:

well, I don't have any reasonable thing to type. But, I should try my Igbo skills, right?

Otu... Otu... Wait, Otu... Otuto.. Otuto dili Jesu, Amen! Onye... Oooh! Okay, onye ara![/color]

U don mad ni!

Won't they feel bad if they had won against Nigeria? Cause psychologically speaking they would think that Nigeria allowed them to win...na yeye dey worry them sha!

That Senegalese rice almost made me lost appetite...pleasem don't eat that food next time...can't believe people eat moulded rice.

But meeehnnnn....Nigeria get food well well and I thank God for giving us the skills of great meal preparations.

Still prefer my Igbo foods anytime anyday.

Imagine a human eating sauce and raw garri...God have mercy.

Meeeeeennnnnhhhhh....had to power on my gen to charge my battery as it ran down while reading this...can't belief I read from 0 page to the last page at a stretch. You have really re-invigorated the traveling part of me...will surely work towards it in the nearest future. But my intension is to learn either Portuguese or Spanish but still have a little taste for French.

You are a good descriptive/narrative writer bro...please "ginger" they go.

And don't tell me that you didn't "eye" any ripe tomato(es).

So sad...journey well brother.

But as for me I don't think any Igbo born and fully bred will deny ever eaten those stuffs that suffaces after serious rain fall.

U need to see us catching those stuffs back in the days...different buckets of water as a trap for them. You will surely have a feel of how heaven looks like after eaten it fried.

paix: Horse, even live worms. Some people swallow live worms like spaghetti they said worms are medicinal.

Please...don't make me throw up.