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Matric ceremony, happens to be one of the memorable events in the life of every admission seeker in Nigerian tertiary institutions. After all the jamb hustle you're finally a fresher. Here are some of the pics you can relate to, from our guys attending the matriculation ceremony

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Mhen, this Airport is on point.... Can't wait for my flight to land there

Hall 4, Malabo republic...... Unical

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Not all Hausas are Muslims.
Not all Igbos are Catholics.
Not all Igbos(ipobs) love money.
Not all Yorubas(afonjas) are skull miner's
Not all Edo girls go to Italy for prostitution.
Not all Ebiras are aggressive.
Not all bankers have money.
Not all Berom girls are dark.
Not all Ijebu people love partying.
Not all guys from Warri are sharp.
Not all girls that dress semi-nude are sluts.
Not all guys cheat.
Not all girls lie.
Not every successful celebrity is into "onething-something".
Not all rich kids are spoilt.
Not all girls have sex to buy their expensive stuffs.
Not all the calabar's eat humans.
Some of the girls you danced with at the club are virgins..
Not every misfortune is from your village
All politicians are liars though.

Never use the action of a group of people to judge an entire
race, country or people.

# SAY_NO_TO_TRIBAL_WAR ....i rest my case

Until now, most people are still not clueful about womanhood.
Who is a woman??​

A Woman, happens to be the female gender, also described as the weaker sex,the truth is women have the most unique character ,like salt her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless.
Womanhood is a mystery. Everything about womanhood is shrouded in enigma. I always give God adulations anytime I look at women. Their creation must have caused him a lot.

Undoubtedly, every normal woman passes through pains excruciatingly every month in a year just to prove her fertility. In case she fails to pass through the pains if not pregnancy, abnormality is said to have set in.

It is also worth knowing that inspite of the pains women pass through every month in a year, they also carry Obi/Ada or both in the womb for nine months or more just to answer the name, mother.

Candidly, one who hasn't confirmed that some women carry their children more than nine months in the womb would be bemused on espying the above paragraph, and they probably would see it as being tenuous and subtle. So, they wouldn't believe its authenticity. However, what I tell you today is just the axiomatic truth devoid of any lie. I, Chibuzor, am a living witness. I was in my mother's womb for a year and five months (17 months) for unspeakable reasons. Vis-à-vis the irregularities that characterized my birth, I was named Chibuzor(meaning God was The only way).

I always warn my fellow boys that If they would want their wife to be the best woman on earth, they should not spoil the helpless girls on the street. If you wouldn't want your girl-child to be raped, do not do it to the helpless girls on the street. If you wouldn't want your daughter to be used and dumped, do not do it to any girl. If you know the pains of womanhood, you would be willing to support every responsible woman. If she finally agrees to be your better-half, prepare to be her father Christmas because the mystery or nuts and bolts underlying marriage/relationship is now becoming obvious.


Some believe marriage/relationship is just a case where a woman forgoes the admiration of many men (both responsible and irresponsible ones) to accept the criticism of one idiot (man). Others believe that every married woman is a mistress i.e miss+stress. Meaning that at early years of the marriage or less, she is a miss and treated like a queen while she faces stress subsequently.


My dear to be Frank i help women more than men because they need it more. I handle them with care because of their docility. They are like eggs that if not properly handled will easily break. This doesn't make me a womanizer.

Nonetheless, it is appallingly distressing that most women know nothing about the stuffs in them. I am talking about the never-do-wells, the so called slay Queen's, girls who are black sheep in their families from their births. Some of these women were sent to universities and they brought their mothers, bastard degrees. One wouldn't know the meaning of bastard degrees until one hears a woman calling her supposed grandchild a degree. If you ask her 'why thename, degree? She would tell you I sent Dorothy, my beautiful daughter to the university and she brought me that degree (the child). This isn't funny at all. These type of women I am talking about easily meet their doom due to their vulnerability and susceptibility to materiality.

On the contrary, good and virtuous women are brimful of impeccable manner and affable disposition. These women build solid foundations that will take them throughout their lifetimes because they know that, only a solid foundation will stand the test of time even amidst a heavy storm.
One of those women happens to be my mom, a virtuous, witty and hardworking lady, who puts her family first in her priority as a mother... If it wasn't for womanhood young vibrant youths like you and I won't have the opportunity of existence...


Am sure you're wondering why I decided to send you this post, it's because all the beautiful & intelligent ladies on nairaland should be appreciated and some will soon step into the shoes of motherhood, and it's better I use this once in a lifetime opportunity to celebrate you all��.

Women are something out of this world.

They're so special that it is only them that can be called Mothers, I agree they run the world.

​Thumbs up to all , girls, ladies, mothers and soon to be mum out there. You're all too great.​
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Lala.


This should make Front page please..

The voice of the future leaders of this great nation needs to be heard, a lot of them are very apprehensive to the withholding of their results.. Jamb needs to be called to order.

him dey suck out the bride price

Okay,we don hear

Beautiful and inspiring story

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MadManTalking:
Why do I always think that this man is GAY_?

idiot

the so called Christain acting President didn't do anything about it... What a shame

Here to read comments,

Bolustical:
With the type of JAMB scores I saw particularly among the females,

I pity the men that will eventually marry most of these ladies in the future,

The worst is the children they will give birth to,

How can people with As, Bs and Cs in their O'level results score below 180 (45% of 400)?

Guys, be careful, any woman(sane) that does not take academic serious will not make a good wife,

If she finds it hard to read what will make her own life better, let me see how she will make yours better,

SENSELESS SLAYMAMAs

You get talk for mouth :DD. Nice one

chukwukapromise:
I dont see any possiblity of dat happening...Dentistry student ought to have above 260, for consideration...So man, u do have to change course.

thanks sir promise for your brotherly advice, but you will see the possibility very soon, once it happens I'll notify you on this prestigious thread

EternalTruth:
where are you from?

Eboyin state

Good day guys---Have an Inquisition to make, With 239 and 3B's and 2C's am I good to go for Dentistry in Unical ?

Titanic.

War Room .

This is serious oh, jamb won't jam anyone this year, guys begin now to check your mail box if you have been rescheduled so you begin your preparations early enough for round 2 of your Utme exam, wish you all success.


Note-this is better than still awaiting your withheld results.

adaksbullet:
I thiefed mine mummy money cos off an gilr, wen am rich sch, am gaved her the money and she his kiss me


I'm jus looked at her like otondo cos am no no the meaning off whot she do

This English no be here

Nice one

NwaAmaikpe:

I don't trust his motives since this 'Muslim' is a single female.

By the way, Mazda Passenger Vans (MPVs) are terrible to give out as a gift.

So that brings my question....
Is that a car or a carton?

Are you sure you're alright?..

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smardray:
If she had said NO.. The guy woulda told her to go away from there on air....so even me i'll propose in the middle of the ocean