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Health / Re: Lady Confronts Another Lady At A Gym Over Body Odour (Video) by ChizzyBuna(m): 4:29pm On Apr 09
I was about to scold the girl for videoing the whole incident. But I remember how dangerous body odor is..

I was sitting close to the A.C in my school
Then I remember one chubby Yoruba girl that entered class.
Immediately the whole class change odour!!! shocked

Nobody wanted to tell her directly
Nepa come bring light, I happily ON A.C

Naso this Oluwatife girl Waka come siddon close to me to enjoy the A.C.
The odour was so bad.
I was highly disgusted and flabbergasted
I unplug my laptop and left the class...wtf angry

I support body shaming Girls with body odor
If you keep quiet, many people will suffer poisonous gasses in silence

I wish I had the balls to confront that girl
But her body odor no even gree me near her

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Family / Re: “From Pablo To Ogbuefi” – Lady Shares Her Little Son’s Transformation by ChizzyBuna(m): 4:03pm On Apr 09
That baby was having so much fun in village

Chasing Chickens
Playing with sand
Running around in freedom
Enjoying grandma home cooked meals
Waking up to the beautiful sound of birds in the morning

Gen Z mama come spoil everything cry

These Gen Z see Village as a bad place..
Not knowing that it is the village that your parents came from. Your Ancestral ROOT!!!

Now that boy has to deal with generator sounds, loud club music, and recklessness of her Gen Z mother.

Return that boy back to Village angry
Let him play well well and roll in the dust and enjoy his childhood

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Food / Re: Inibehe Effiong: Falana Sends Demand Letter To Erisco Foods, CEO; Demands N100M by ChizzyBuna(m): 2:12pm On Apr 09
Erisco Foods are extremely STUPID

A case they should have ignored
Since everybody in Nigeria have short memory and will easily forget what Chioma said

Now Erisco pulling all these muscle to punish Chioma has backfired rigorously

Which paints a very bad image of Erisco
The way and force Erisco reacted to Chioma make everyone feel that Erisco is hiding something really dark from public

Even the catering lady beside our office has stopped using Erisco tomato paste..

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Three Tanzanian Soldiers Killed In The Democratic Republic Of Congo by ChizzyBuna(m): 11:41am On Apr 09
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Science/Technology / Re: US-Based Nigerian Nurse Captures The Solar Eclipse by ChizzyBuna(m): 11:03am On Apr 09
I thank God Righteousness is not Muslim

He for don carry bomb go blast himself in the name of doing the will of God grin grin

He is the type that will REALLY BELIEVE that 72 Virgins are waiting for him in paradise
That guy is seriously brainwashed

No difference between
Righteousness and Hamas

Both are Extremists forcing everybody to accept their religion by fire by force

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Family / Re: Man Lost His Properties 2 Years After His Nigeria Wife Joined Him In Uk(vid,pix) by ChizzyBuna(m): 2:54pm On Apr 07
SweetBuns:
He was probably abusive and/or controlling
There is no smoke without fire
For the white mans land, if you do anyhow to women you will see anyhow
If that man decided to stay single in UK
He still will be living lavish as a single man.

But he became too foolish
Yes, being NICE to Women is FOOLISHNESS
The worst thing you can ever do as a man is be nice to women.
They will use and dump you back to your ancestors grin grin

Go and ask all those Nice men that paid school fees for girl they want to marry grin grin

To Women to be NICE = FOOL

Women see NICE men as WEAK men

If you are to nice to bring her from Nigeria to UK. She will treat you like a WEAK man.

That is why I can never be nice to any woman
Once you become nice
They see you as foolish man a.k.a MUGU
And run you street

Many men will still learn the hard way

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Family / Re: Man Lost His Properties 2 Years After His Nigeria Wife Joined Him In Uk(vid,pix) by ChizzyBuna(m): 2:39pm On Apr 07
SweetBuns:
He was probably abusive and/or controlling
There is no smoke without fire
For the white mans land, if you do anyhow to women you will see anyhow
If that man decided to stay single in UK
He still will be living lavish as a single man.

But he became too foolish
Yes, being NICE to Women is FOOLISHNESS
The worst thing you can ever do as a man is be nice to women.
They will use and dump you back to your ancestors grin grin

Go and ask all those Nice men that paid school fees for girl they want to marry grin grin

According to Women . NICE = FOOL

Women see NICE men as WEAK men

If you are to nice to bring her from Nigeria to UK. She will treat you like a WEAK man.

That is why I can never be nice to any woman
Once you become nice
They see you as foolish man a.k.a MUGU
And run you street

Many men will still learn the hard way

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Politics / Re: Massive Protest In Abuja As Shi'ites Hold Rally In Support Of Palestine by ChizzyBuna(m): 4:27pm On Apr 05
If Righteousness was President of Nigeria
He would have BOMBED all these ones grin grin

No difference between Righteousness and Hamas
One is a Christian Extremist
The other is a Muslim Extremist

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Music/Radio / Re: Simi: Men Are Crazy Feat Tiwa Savage (Official Video) by ChizzyBuna(m): 4:05pm On Apr 05
Seun, I know you need this money badly

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Family / Re: Why Do Men Do DNA Test ? – Lady Asks by ChizzyBuna(m): 3:56pm On Apr 05
efemena5050:
u....if wat u said is correct without trying to hype urself about sleeping with a married woman in Christ embassy with 2kids ..then u have no moral obligation or justifications to comment on this topic ....trying to detail the feminine gender as being the bad ones here knowing fully well tht ur one idiot as well as other idiots like urself hyping over other mans wife while leaving ur self out the foolish act and roping the slow thinking women into it....ur as useless as the married bitches u sleep with if at all ur not lying ....thunder will fire u......imagine u catch ur wife with other man ......imagine u even have the guts to comment on the DNA issues.......oga ....ur part of tht kerosine that will continue to make the fire to keep burning ...but under moral justification if u disist from such moral evil the fire will go out ....some women useless but are being promoted by some animals who like to sleep with people's wives ...
be like say Dem sleep with your wife foooooooll grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Court Reserves Bobrisky’s Judgment Till April 9 by ChizzyBuna(m): 3:22pm On Apr 05
2024 is really Hot shocked

1. Diddy has been exposed
2. T D Jakes has been exposed
3. Fake miracle healing school exposed
4. K1 drummer matter exposed
5. Partenity Fraud has been exposed
6. Bobrisky finally arrested

Who is next ??

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Romance / Re: How To Easily Get A Nigerian Girl To Sleep With You by ChizzyBuna(m): 12:45pm On Apr 05
Mumu, just have money.
All these your BLA BLA BLA no dey work.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Secretary Of State Blinken Says Ukraine Will Be NATO Member by ChizzyBuna(m): 9:03am On Apr 05
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Family / Re: Why Do Men Do DNA Test ? – Lady Asks by ChizzyBuna(m): 11:42pm On Apr 04
I really PITY men that trust and believe women.. I PITY THEM

Women are the perfect WEAPON
The most dangerous species on Earth
The Perfect Trojan Horse

They look soft
They look harmless
They look so innocent
They look like they can't hurt a fly

But the things they do in Secret will blow your mind

Women are the greatest manipulators
Real men never fall for these manipulators
Only simps and Children fall for these tricks

I'm currently sleeping with a choir mistress in Christ Embassy. She is married with 2 kids

But you will NEVER EVER suspect that she is cheating and sleeping with me.
If women have the power,
They will ban DNA Testing grin grin

Science is here to save mankind from generational Hoes...

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Politics / Re: ‘i’ll Continue Making You Restless’, Fubara Fires Fresh Shot At Wike’s Camp by ChizzyBuna(m): 7:55pm On Apr 04
This is getting out of hand

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Politics / Re: ‘i’ll Continue Making You Restless’, Fubara Fires Fresh Shot At Wike’s Camp by ChizzyBuna(m): 7:54pm On Apr 04
If Fubara wants to end this Fight

He should buy 80 years old Whisky for Wike
Not 40 years old whisky

Only 80 yrs whisky can calm Wike down grin grin

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Homeless Woman & Child In Front Of 4 Govt. Agencies In Calabar by ChizzyBuna(m): 5:09pm On Apr 04
I wanted to Curse the Ministry & Agencies

But...........

I remember one woman like this who was rehabilitated and given huge money for her and her kids.

After couple weeks they didn't see her again

Turn out she took all that money and went to another state to continue begging and using her kids as sympathy.

May God save us all cry

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Business / Re: Binance: Whistleblowers Cry Out Over Threat To Life, Seek Fg’s Protection by ChizzyBuna(m): 4:37pm On Apr 04
They called on the Federal Government to grant them state protection.
grin grin grin grin

These guys are new to the politics of life
Before you Snitch
Atlesst At least think of an escape plan.
Write a plan B and make sure it works

You can't snitch and expect nothing to happen

Before you snitch on powerful organization
Think twice and plot your plan B.
Or else Otilor...

That Dj that snitched on FG in End Sars killings
She was smart enough to have a plan B.

Even Snowden that snitched on US govt ran to Russia as his plan B

U go snitch, come siddon for Nigeria dey Buga

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Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Attack Ogunleke Clement, Others On Lagos Highway by ChizzyBuna(m): 4:06pm On Apr 04
Ok

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Celebrities / Re: Court Summons Five Persons For Defamation Of Mercy Chinwo As Ibeh Apologises by ChizzyBuna(m): 3:46pm On Apr 04
All these ones no concern me
I hope Mercy finds a way solve this dilemma

As for me personally
I can never trust any woman... Period!!!!
If you like be the Holiest Virgin in town
I must do D.N.A test

Justin Trudeau's mother Margaret Trudeau visited Cuban president Fidel Castro
And spent more time with Fidel Castro in Cuba

She comes back and months later gives birth to Justin Trudeau the current prime minister of Canada.
This was during the 60's when D.N.A test no dey exist.
Look at the resemblance of young Fidel Castro and young Justin Trudeau D grin

All I know is I can never trust a woman
I trust only God and Science!!!!

That is why at the mention of "DNA TEST"
Plenty Women tremble in fear
Because they know it's GAME OVER grin grin

Second picture is Magreat Trudeau Visiting Fidel Castro

Third picture is Magreat Trudeau with Fidel Castro and Her husband Pierre Trudeau

Last Picture is Pierre and Margaret Trudeau Visiting Fidel Castro After the birth of Justin Trudeau. grin grin

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Politics / Re: Arraignment Of Binance Executive Stalled by ChizzyBuna(m): 12:50pm On Apr 04
Hia
Politics / Re: Akin Alabi Distributes Generators, Grinding Machines, Others To Constituents by ChizzyBuna(m): 12:44pm On Apr 04
Ok
Business / Re: "No More ₦500 Meat": Seller Puts Out Bold Notice For Customers by ChizzyBuna(m): 12:28pm On Apr 04
This is where Igbo man will SHINE grin grin

According to the 2nd Law of Igbonomics

All it takes is for one Igbo man to start selling 500 meat just beside this man shop grin

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Politics / Re: No Student Will Drop Out Again, Says Tinubu by ChizzyBuna(m): 12:07pm On Apr 04
Shey na Book I wan chop
You go school for 4 years still no job
You go school again
Come get master degree still no job

Werey think say na by going to University


Do you know how many millions of graduates that finish university and are now driving Keke

Improve the Economy and create jobs first no dey cap nonesense

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Politics / Re: EFCC Produces Binance Executive In Court For Arraignment by ChizzyBuna(m): 11:25am On Apr 04
The Whites have been fucking us since 1960
Now is the time to give them Doggystyle
Show them say no be only them sabi fvck

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Politics / Re: Are Customs Officers Who Steal From Smugglers Senior Criminals? - Fisayo Soyombo by ChizzyBuna(m): 10:45am On Apr 02
Ok
Foreign Affairs / Re: Six Ministers Resign Amid Peru President’s Rolex Watches Probe by ChizzyBuna(m): 10:20am On Apr 02
Wow
Foreign Affairs / Re: Six Ministers Resign Amid Peru President’s Rolex Watches Probe by ChizzyBuna(m): 10:17am On Apr 02
This is what you call a "Country"


Dear Peter Obi,
If you are reading this..
You be big fuuuul and I supported you 100% before

Back when you were doing campaign, I kept on begging and pleading for you to reduce the high number of your visits to Christian churches.
You can't be visiting churches 24/7 and expect Muslims to vote you.

If Peter obi was truly SMART
He would have gone to many mosque during campaign. Instead of going to Dunamis, and other churches..

Now the mumu has started going to every mosque in Nigeria donating food and more.
Something he should have done sinccccee

Instead the him dey go Vatican dey take picture with cardinal during campaign in 2022
And you expect Muslims to vote you??

Dey play
Now his eyes don open
If Peter obi toke my advice, he would have won that election.

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Crime / Re: Two Killed, Many Houses Burnt As Violence Breaks Out In Benue by ChizzyBuna(m): 7:17am On Apr 02
Good
Celebrities / Re: KWAM 1’s Ex-drummer Ayankunle’s House Destroyed, Video Of Damage Trends by ChizzyBuna(m): 5:51pm On Apr 01
Ok
Politics / Re: Rivers Assembly Threatens Fubara With Impeachment by ChizzyBuna(m): 11:22pm On Mar 30
Ok

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