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Romance / Re: Why Oloshos Love Jesus So Much.. by ChizzyBuna(m): 2:55pm On Apr 24, 2023
BigYash:
Only a wise man will understand this. A fool will see it as a stupid comment.. Jesus forgives no mean say those hoes won't suffer infections.. Jesus forgiving them doesn't mean,some of them won't be used by occultic men for rituals..
You are very wrong
Jesus saved an adulterous woman from crowd that wanted to Stone her to death
Jesus prevented her death
Jesus should also prevent the death of oloshos from such occultic men too.
Romance / Re: Why Oloshos Love Jesus So Much.. by ChizzyBuna(m): 1:28pm On Apr 24, 2023
Before I forget

An olosho called Mary Magdalene was massaging the foot of Jesus

Broo.... No be today oloshos don dey love Jesus.
Any girl that loves Jesus too much
She be coded olosho.

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Romance / Re: Why Oloshos Love Jesus So Much.. by ChizzyBuna(m): 1:26pm On Apr 24, 2023
This wisdom is not for everyone.

Only the enlightened ones can understand the deep meaning of what I wrote.

He that has ears, Let them hear..

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Romance / Re: Why Oloshos Love Jesus So Much.. by ChizzyBuna(m): 1:05pm On Apr 24, 2023
That is why when a girl writes in her bio
"Jesus Lover"
"Jesus Baby"

She is a confirmed hoe.
She loves Jesus because no matter how many dicks she swallow.
Jesus will forgive her and wipe away her sins.

If Jesus can forgive The Adultous woman
That is what makes Aduktrous women to love jesus.
Because no matter how Adultrous they are
JESUS WILL ALWAYS FORGIVE THEM

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Romance / Why Oloshos Love Jesus So Much.. by ChizzyBuna(m): 1:02pm On Apr 24, 2023
I have banged a lot of church girls
I noticed a lot of them after knacking
They will run up to Jesus for forgiveness
For the sins she has committed

And Jesus ALWAYS forgives
He forgave peter for denying him
He even forgave Romans crucifying him
He said we should forgive 7 × 77 times
Jesus is the ultimate forgiver.


Hoes love a man who forgives easily
She knows that if she cheats 99 times
Jesus will always forgive her.

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Romance / Re: A Guy Just gave My Girlfriend 200k by ChizzyBuna(m): 12:41pm On Apr 24, 2023
Ask yourself

Why did your girlfriend give the guy her account number?

Only an olosho will give out her account details to random strangers.

I pity your life Op
You dey trust "girlfriend" not even a wife
Even thief wey Dem catch red handed
Dey deny say him no thief
And you expect a cheating "girlfriend" to not deny say she no cheat. Say the money mysteriously enter her account.

I really pity your life.
U be confirmed Olodo SIMP

Imagine she even give you 30k out of 200k. That means she no even value you
If she respect you
She for collect 100k give you 100k
Na 30k dem give like small pikin. grin

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Romance / Re: A Guy Just gave My Girlfriend 200k by ChizzyBuna(m): 12:35pm On Apr 24, 2023
Ronaldo723:



Lol all the males in Nairaland are the same thank God say this redpill bullsit no intoxicate me to think like ona... Not every girl is a hoe bro
You be mumu
Who gave the guy your babes personal details of her account number?
Your babe gave the guy her account

For a girl to give a guy her account number that means something went down or will definitely go down.
But simps like you are too dull to see what's actually going on.
Of course she will NEVER tell you. NEVER

She is not your wife. Just girlfriend
Girlfriend that we knack steady

I have given a girl 100 dollars and she knack me to stupor. Meanwhile she has a very serious boyfriend. Not husband
Dey there dey decieve yourself

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Romance / Re: A Guy Just gave My Girlfriend 200k by ChizzyBuna(m): 12:26pm On Apr 24, 2023
Don't be fooled Op

She has already delivered her service

After she gave him puna to knack
He transferred 200k to her
She left his house

Due to network delay, she got alert the next day.
So she told you "a guy just sent her" 200k.
Na payment for services rendered.

Instead of you to divide the money
Collect 120k and give her 80k
Mumu go collect 30k cry
You just show her say you no get level..

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Timeless Concert Video & Photos As Asake, Ckay & Spyro Thrill Crowd by ChizzyBuna(m): 10:39am On Apr 24, 2023
Op, is this concert or family gathering??

See as everywhere empty. No crowd

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Music/Radio / Re: Moment Fan Intruded While Davido Was Performing At Lagos Concert (Video/Photos) by ChizzyBuna(m): 10:26am On Apr 24, 2023
That guy's face should be swollen and looking like a Chinese by now..

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Properties / Re: 5-storey Building Collapses In Apapa by ChizzyBuna(m): 6:36pm On Apr 23, 2023
Overated Slum City

Tinubu legacy in Lagos is buildings collapsing every week.

Guinness record should give Lagos award for the most city with collapsed buildings.

Top 5 slums in Africa

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Crime / Re: Lagos CP Orders Area Commander To Take Over Case Of Alleged Assault. by ChizzyBuna(m): 5:15pm On Apr 23, 2023
What do you expect??

What the hell do u expect??

A known Druglord will soon be delcared president.
And you expect thieves, armed robbers,tyrants to not come out in full colors??

If a Druglord can be president
That is enough motivation for tyrants to do anyhow. After all their man is presido

Vote wise people, una dey do tribalism
Make una suffer una stupidness
Una never see anything.
Agberoism will enter full drive
Expect more atrocities to come
Una must enjoy wetin una vote for
Nonesense..
Slap the woman more jare...
Next time she go vote Druglord again because na from her tribe.

Wooze her more slaps. Una never see anything

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Travel / Re: Commuters, Vehicles Stranded On Flooded Odo-Iyalaro Bridge, Ikorodu Road, Lagos by ChizzyBuna(m): 5:06pm On Apr 23, 2023
This is what happens when isrealites (Nigerians) are stuck with Pharoah (A.P.C)

Floods, Pestilence, Omens, Corruption
We are drowning in the Red Sea

Only Moses (Peter Obi) can save us with rod and staff of Justice and lead us to the promise Land ( A better Nigeria)

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Calls On Federal Government To Rescue Nigerians Trapped In Sudan by ChizzyBuna(m): 4:55pm On Apr 23, 2023
Aba on a rainy day is still far better than Sudan

Nigerians get mind ooo
Dem dey everywhere
Asia, Arabia, India na Dem full there

Even for Atlantic ocean
Our marine sisters full there

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Romance / Re: When she constantly greets you, Is It A Sign Of Attraction? by ChizzyBuna(m): 4:55pm On Apr 23, 2023
Benwallt:
Lol. A particular actually greeted me three times today under 5mins. I had to increase my voice the third time in case she didn't hear me responded the first two time.

She was pretty though but there is this aura about her that suggests she needed urgent cash. I just let it slide
If you see this babe, ur Johnson go stand like nepa pole. I just dey wonder if no guy dey rush her. Person wey fine like her Dem suppose dey rush her steady
Romance / Re: When she constantly greets you, Is It A Sign Of Attraction? by ChizzyBuna(m): 4:53pm On Apr 23, 2023
Blupen969:
Op buy condom give the girl, tell her make she carry am come give you for house
Too much sense
Romance / Re: When she constantly greets you, Is It A Sign Of Attraction? by ChizzyBuna(m): 3:35pm On Apr 23, 2023
MrBrownJay1:


its called BEING POLITE!
Fine girls like her dey do shakara
So its not politeness
Its hard to see fine girl that is polite
Romance / Re: When she constantly greets you, Is It A Sign Of Attraction? by ChizzyBuna(m): 3:28pm On Apr 23, 2023
Rokiat:
So a woman can’t be friendly with you in peace again without your dick thinking for you? undecided
to knack you no go bad at all
You resemble my mulato ex
Tho her pussy too dey dry
Infact she is more prettier than you
Romance / Re: When she constantly greets you, Is It A Sign Of Attraction? by ChizzyBuna(m): 1:12pm On Apr 23, 2023
Billionaire2:


Boldly call and ask for her number
Thanks sir, i go run am

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Romance / Re: When she constantly greets you, Is It A Sign Of Attraction? by ChizzyBuna(m): 1:08pm On Apr 23, 2023
Guys una dey give me morale

Walahi next time i sight her i must make move
Make this kind oppurnity no pass me by
Romance / Re: When she constantly greets you, Is It A Sign Of Attraction? by ChizzyBuna(m): 1:06pm On Apr 23, 2023
Benki003:
Na wah if she greet na green light, she no greet and pride


Wetin dey do una sef, Sha my own advice is that so far she's akwa ibom na sure green light just run am on a coded level
U understand!!!
As i hear her dey talk for phone in awka ibom. And her name na awkwa ibom name
Omo i just dey imagine how good she go dey for bed
Romance / Re: When she constantly greets you, Is It A Sign Of Attraction? by ChizzyBuna(m): 1:01pm On Apr 23, 2023
Oluromantic:

No mind this oga o. As she dey greet you well, dey answer am well. One day after the greeting, ask about her family, what she does for a living or which school she's in, with a smile, conversation don start be that. But dey polite o, no be to use your first conversation invite her come your room 9pm. Discipline that ya d*ck small. grin
If i successfully knack that girl
I go fo thanksgiving for church

She is soo beautiful
Romance / Re: When she constantly greets you, Is It A Sign Of Attraction? by ChizzyBuna(m): 1:00pm On Apr 23, 2023
Quality20:
Its just a sign of respect kowai, maybe u look n behave responsibly . Anyway don't spoil d respect she has for u by trying to ask her sexually
Honestly its not easy, the girl looks sweet fair in complexion and she is from awkwa ibom. I just wan gather morale try my luck
At the same time i enjoy tge greetings and respect i get from her

Its not an easy decision to take
Romance / Re: When she constantly greets you, Is It A Sign Of Attraction? by ChizzyBuna(m): 12:57pm On Apr 23, 2023
Benki003:
Na wah if she greet na green light, she no greet and pride


Wetin dey do una sef
She dey greet me with respect
Dey call me sir

One day i dey shop i hear Good afternoon sir
I turn back see tge fine girl walking with her friend
Her friend no greet me
Only the sweet babe

Normally she no suppose greet me based on say i didnt even notice her at first
For her to see me in public and still greet me hmmmm omo that babe fit get crush on me
Romance / Re: When she constantly greets you, Is It A Sign Of Attraction? by ChizzyBuna(m): 12:53pm On Apr 23, 2023
Billionaire2:
Shoot your shot
I swear i go like knack that babe on God!!
Very pretty girl
But is constant greeting a sign she likes me
Make i no go fall my hand
Romance / Re: When she constantly greets you, Is It A Sign Of Attraction? by ChizzyBuna(m): 12:51pm On Apr 23, 2023
UnusualEmissary:
Follow am talk any rubbish and you go see say she no go greet you again...
So you mean make i no reason her
I go like knack her but how do i know if she has crush on me
The greeting is getting too constant
Romance / Re: When she constantly greets you, Is It A Sign Of Attraction? by ChizzyBuna(m): 12:49pm On Apr 23, 2023
UnusualEmissary:
Follow am talk any rubbish and you go see say she no go greet you again...
Hmmmmm

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Romance / When she constantly greets you, Is It A Sign Of Attraction? by ChizzyBuna(m): 12:46pm On Apr 23, 2023
Very fine awka ibom girl fair in complexion she always greet me anywhere she see me
Even in a busy road she will turn and greet me if i pass her
She calls me sir
Everytime we jam she will greet me with respect

Omo is she attracted to me
Is this a greenlight?

Senior men, advice me
What should i do?
Business / Re: Money Is More Powerful Than God by ChizzyBuna(m): 8:51pm On Apr 11, 2023
Kodak9:
ok my boy
I don't have to send You money to prove my self,you are just a small mummies boy that haven't eaten, you are here announcing that you ate 2500 aboki meat

Omo bro I just came out from chicken republic now with my babe , money surplus because I worship and respect God


If you wan brag oya na
if you see me for outside you will never know how much i get for account
i be low key guy. na my style
even with 1 million naira you will still see me eating 1k buka rice, roasted corn,bole and fish for road.
na so we dey roll, only my siblings know how much we dey pull
if i loud it lavishly too many eyes and beggars will be on me. so i dont brag
i just decided to take my guy out and all he ate was 2600 meat with 2 life while i just drank legend because i get plenty food for house
yet you are here boasting of taking your girl to chicken republic grin grin like say na life time achievement
Boy you sound so dumb trying to brag about taking your girl to chicken republic. poor kid
your mates they fly their babe to paris for vacation
poor boy like you is bragging about taking your girl to chicken republic..what a pity

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Business / Re: Money Is More Powerful Than God by ChizzyBuna(m): 8:37pm On Apr 11, 2023
Incognito21:


Surprisingly I read through all this? Op first what drived you to write this must be frustration and lack of money! Human is a god,
Money is a god,
Music is a god,
Anything can be a god for you.
And you’ve chosen money as your god.
But trying to prove to everyone to accept money as our God, means you’re possessed and you might not know it, if you come straight and ask for help, you might have received it, I wanted to send a little token to you, but my conscience withheld me(my conscience is my god) but sending it will only means I’m supporting your claims, the world is imperfect, people in higher places made it so, funny enough your government is also a god, You speak like the foolish fool in the Bible and also the one given a talent and choose to bury it, life itself is a misery and the existence of life is yet to be proven.
bros i dont need your money. please im very okay
i purposely sent my flatmate acc number just to test the guy and he failed woefully
i have even apologized to my flatmate for putting his details in public forum
of course im not stupid to post my acc number online, because i was very sure he will never send anything
all he does is talk but no action.
that was a test and he failed it really bad.
if he sent the money i will tell my flatmate to return it. i dont need his money
i have upto 700k in one account, not to talk of the money i recieved from my aunty in boston $8,500 dollars
i would be a very greedy fool to beg for money online.it is very stupid

im enjoying money now, so i can see and feel how powerful money is
that is why i say what i said
i have used money to solve family problem that they were visiting prayer house to solve for years. until recently i used money to solve that my family issue. so i know how powerful money is.
only a poor man will say money is not everything.
just accept your poor life and move on if you dont like the fact that money is power money is everything.

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Business / Re: Money Is More Powerful Than God by ChizzyBuna(m): 7:34pm On Apr 11, 2023
Kodak9:
lol you dey send money ko
I no dey send shi shi,it's obvious that he is hungry
I already know you will never send anything. That's why I sent my guy account number.
Money is your God and you just proved it. You can't surrender it. You worship it.

I and my flatmate just came back from joint where we drank and ate 2600 naira meat then drinks.
All paid by me.
I swore with my life that I'm very sure you will not send any money.
Because talk talk is cheap.
But action is where we really know men from boys.
Even if you sent money, I will never touch it.
I would tell my flatmate to chop it. I don't need it. Or he send it back to you

I'm very glad u didn't send shishi because you just proved to me that MONEY is your GOD. You worship it so much that you can't surrender or give it away. Thanks for proving me right.

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Business / Re: Money Is More Powerful Than God by ChizzyBuna(m): 7:23pm On Apr 11, 2023
Beautyprincess2:
The free air you are breathing did u purchase it with money YES or NO?
You people are very dull.
Even if you breathe 24/7
You still need to eat something.

If I lock you up in prison
And I don't give you food
If you cry that you are starving and hungry
I WILL TELL YOU TO BREATHE AIR

Is Air going to feed you
The people dieing of starvation
Are they not breathing AIR?

If you like breathe from now till tomorrow.
You need money to buy food
Without food you will die of starvation.

If not we will just ignore food and just be breathing air.

For 13 days.
Just breathe only air
No food, No water
Just breathe air for 13 days in a row
You will die before the 6th day.

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