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Politics / Re: Kebbi Kidnap: Use Your Powers Against Bandits – Fayemi Tells Hunters, Vigilante by ChizzyBuna(m): 12:01am
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Recruited Spies With N5,000 -Zulum by ChizzyBuna(m): 3:30pm On Jun 12
Romance / Re: How Does It Feel To Cum Inside A Woman? by ChizzyBuna(m): 5:20pm On Jun 11

With the rate of infection and STD/STI treatment going on, it's not worth the 5 minutes pleasure.

Life na risk joor
Events / Re: Benin Couple Stranded As Registrar Travels Out Of Town For Burial by ChizzyBuna(m): 8:01pm On Jun 05
I have seen that this couple do not look like they plan for food and reception

So the guy man instead went to burial to eat burial rice and cow meat with motuary standard Guinness and 3 bottles of hero

Infact I can already hear him arguing Chelsea vs man City finals with tooth pick in his mouth and hero in his other hand. This I have seen

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Politics / Re: 35 Unidentified Corpses Dumped In FMC Owerri, Residents Of S/east Cry Out. by ChizzyBuna(m): 2:14pm On Jun 05
By the end of Buhari tenure, the amount of mass graves that will be discovered will make Rwanda genocide look like child's play

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Celebrities / Re: Tacha Slams Followers Who Said Big Brother Helped Her Life (Video) by ChizzyBuna(m): 2:57pm On Jun 03
Big Brother Right Now...

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Romance / Re: Is It A Bad Idea To Have Sex With Your Neighbor by ChizzyBuna(m): 11:51am On Jun 03

Anyone who is not there. The emotional baggage that comes with it get as e be. Maybe when she leaves for a different organization or academic program but right there in the company or department is quite messy.
It's just sex bro
No big deal
Politics / Re: Gunmen Hijack Chimola School Bus In Ondo, Kidnap Staff by ChizzyBuna(m): 9:11am On Jun 03
Romance / Re: Be Honest, Is This Sexual Assault Yes Or No? by ChizzyBuna(m): 1:07am On Jun 03
Too much weed.
You don't know your human Rights

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Romance / Be Honest, Is This Sexual Assault Yes Or No? by ChizzyBuna(m): 12:56am On Jun 03
It's 12am everywhere is dark so I start jerking off before I sleep.
Midway into the masturbation I notice a tingling feeling on my preq
I on my phone torch and guess what I saw

A mosquito sucking my preq angry

I'm not worried about malaria, my worry is that I don't know if that was a male mosquito or female mosquito.

I pray it was a female mosquito because
If it is a male mosquito
That means I have committed homosexuality by mistake. what should I do

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TV/Movies / Re: Has Laycon Broken The Jinx Of Bbnaija Artists Not "Blowing" With His New Album? by ChizzyBuna(m): 3:04pm On May 04
Truuust Meeeee

Once the New Bbnaija 2021 begins

Dem go forget say Laycorn exist

Icons will turn to iCorns and bygones

Attention will be shifted immediately to the New Guys

That's the Okafors Law of Marginal Serendipity

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TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Idol 2021: 11 Contestants Battle It Out (Pictures) by ChizzyBuna(m): 7:59pm On May 03
Celebrities / Re: Skales Marries Hasanity (Traditional Wedding Pictures, Video) by ChizzyBuna(m): 10:04pm On May 01
At Chioma & Davido's Traditional Wedding

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Romance / Re: Busty Lady Receives Money On Her Breasts As She Outdances A Bride At A Wedding by ChizzyBuna(m): 7:14pm On May 01
Politics / Re: Mbaka: Hope Uzodinma Killed While Alive, God Bless Nnamdi Kanu by ChizzyBuna(m): 8:24pm On Apr 29
Politics / Re: Pantami’s Case Portrays Screenings By SSS, Senate As Charade - Premium Times by ChizzyBuna(m): 9:55pm On Apr 24
The name Isa in Arabic means Jesus

So in English translation

His name is Jesus Pantami

Jesus Pantami fighting against Jesus Followers.

This Life No Balance


Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can I Use A Proprietor's Social Handle To Seek For Job? by ChizzyBuna(m): 9:00pm On Apr 24
All you need is to follow these 2 steps

Step 1
Ask For His Location.

Step 2
Dress Like This And Go And Meet Him At The Location.

He will employ you in few seconds
Works Everytime..


Crime / Re: Police Arrest Two Suspected Ritualists With Human Skulls In Kaduna (Photo) by ChizzyBuna(m): 8:48pm On Apr 24
At least afonjas can now brag that they taught northerners how to mine skull..

E no easy to influence the north
So I give it to you guys at the West
Keep it up, One day una go win Grammy for
Skull Minning Influencers Of The Year..

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Romance / Re: Help!! I can't get over my Ex. I think of her everyday by ChizzyBuna(m): 12:39am On Apr 24
When i travelled to Russia to study medicine I was 23 years when I meet a very beautiful Russian girl named Yulia
She was 17 turning to 18.

I loved this girl with all my heart and she was so in love with me. Infact she loved me too much.
I was her first black boyfriend
We dated for 2 years
Then we broke up because I needed some space.
We still became very close friends after the break up.
Until she got a new boyfriend.
She called me crying and telling me that she has not loved any guy in this life more than me. But she doesn't know what to do about this rich guy who wants her.
I told her to go ahead, that if he can give her the life she always dreamed of living.

She clearly want this guy because of his money. Her new boyfriend is very rich and me I wasn't financially strong then.
Her boyfriend knows I'm her ex, so he forced her to block me everywhere.
We haven't talked since 3 years

I moved on like nothing happened
Now I'm back in Nigeria
It's been 3 years now
But here is the problem
No matter how hard I try to forget her
It doesn't work
I still get flashbacks of our love, romance and all the good times we had.
No matter how hard I try, I just can't forget her.

I got into a new relationship which ended shortly because the girl I was dating said I was still in love with my ex. That I talk about my ex more than I talk about her.
And it's true, I unknowingly bring up my ex in our discussion.
How do I get over my ex of 3 years.
I sometimes cry at night thinking about her
It's so weird, I have never had this kind of bond with a girl.

How can I remove her from my mind
It's like I'm spiritually tied to this girl


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Romance / Re: Inlove With A 13 Year Old Girl Advice Needed by ChizzyBuna(m): 10:04pm On Apr 23
Step 1
Convert to Islam

Step 2
Go and take permission from her parents

Step 3
You can finally marry or bleep the 13 yr old

That all bro, if your friend was in zamfara it would have been much easier

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Romance / Re: Is It A Bad Idea To Have Sex With Your Neighbor by ChizzyBuna(m): 8:32pm On Apr 23
Is that the guy that infected you with H.I.V?
grin grin grin


Romance / Re: Is It A Bad Idea To Have Sex With Your Neighbor by ChizzyBuna(m): 8:10pm On Apr 23

You are a very disgusting fellow, and your fingers didn't bend when you were typing this, how sad

Since you say she's street smart, I hope she infects you with a disease that you rightly deserve, or traps you with pregnancy of triplets that she will most definitely keep, let's see how you'd clean mouth with that.
Look at this unfortunate cow shit.
Just because another guy infected you with H.I.V doesn't mean others will get infected..
Just carry your infection and gedifok out of my thread.


Romance / Re: Is It A Bad Idea To Have Sex With Your Neighbor by ChizzyBuna(m): 7:42pm On Apr 23
It depends bro, if you just want to chop and clean mouth just tell her but if na dating that's up to you. It doesn't really matter as long as she's someone you like.
Of course I want to chop and clean mouth
As for dating, I can't date her cuz other neighbors might find out and tell her madam which will spoil show for her or might send her back.
The girl look like street smart girl so I want to chop and clean mouth


Romance / Re: Is It A Bad Idea To Have Sex With Your Neighbor by ChizzyBuna(m): 6:50pm On Apr 23
It reduces respect..
Hmmmm, i see
but we don't see each other all the time. It's only when her madam no dey
Thanks a lot bro, I'll think about it
Romance / Re: Is It A Bad Idea To Have Sex With Your Neighbor by ChizzyBuna(m): 6:48pm On Apr 23
Not a good idea bro

a dog doesn't eat the bone tied on his neck

Is it because of the possibility of pregnancy or because her madam might find out?

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Romance / Re: Is It A Bad Idea To Have Sex With Your Neighbor by ChizzyBuna(m): 6:44pm On Apr 23
Also her madam, my neighbor is so strict with her and shouts at her.
So she doesn't get that much chance to have fun and go out.

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