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Today I mistakenly meet up with a nurse that treated me 3 years ago when I was in hospital. She is way older than me
But she finnnnnnnnnneeeee😍😍😍😍
She was showing me greenlight but I too mumu then and I was even shy

But now I be MAN and after we exchange number she told me that doctor diagnosed her of menopause. And she can't give birth again. I wan knack this woman.
I don't know how she manage to still look good at such age. Omo and she no fit born again which means I go enter RAW mode they put akamu inside with reckless abandon

She is married but the man no send her
Her 3 boys are in university 1 in secondary school
Na now i really understand Chike whem he say he loves older women
U need to see the way she dey cut me eyes while we were talking..

Please how do I go about this parole with older woman?

Immediately with immediate alacrity

SECRETARY RUBIO: "On Nigeria, where many were very concerned about violence against Christians, we are now actively in counterterrorism

Toto wey no dey vibrate
Na Abigi man go mmiri am

It was sn honour to the resilient people that fought against a blood thirsty north Nigerian Army in 1967

The war was a genocide on the Igbo people
They wanted to wipe out kids. Children and women. It was not a war.

War is when soldiers fight each other
Genocide is when you leave soldiers and start killing ordinary common civilians..

A War journalist Fredrick Forsyth recounts when he and Biafra soldiers were patrolling Onitsha when they came across 300 piles of dead bodies of members of Apostolic church layed on the road.
He said the Biafran soldiers were so overwhelmed at the sight that it took only him and 2 brave soldiers to lift the bodies from morning and they finished in evening
He said the victims were Apostolic church members that when they came into the church the ordered everyone out women children boys with hands tied to their back and shot them💥💥 close range execution.
About 300 people
There were so many war crimes going on
That is when Biafrain soldiers realized these northern army was busy wiping out civilian population than to fave them one and one.

The Nigerian Air force which was controlled by Egyptian pilots would avoid areas that had Biafran soldiers with machine gun. For fear of getting shot down.
So what they sis instead was to drop bombs in churches, hospitals or halls were there were crowds of civilians gathered for shelter.

It was nothing but genocide

Biafran soldier had low ammunition, rusty guns, hand made guns.
Biafrain soldiers had a song they sing

" If I die in battle
Give my gun to the next Igbo man
Give my uniform to the next Igbo man
Give my boots to the next Igbo man
To protect our land with our lives.
That is to show you they had low uniforms and where given uniform and guns of their fellow dead soldiers to continue the fight.

Due to low ammunition, Biafriqns had a rule called "One Bullet One Soldier"
Meaning if you must shoot , that bullet must kill the soldier or else you wasted bullet given to you. Imagine running out of bullets.

Meanwhile UK loaded the Nigerian Army with so much ammunition to last a life time.

UPON ALL ODDS AGAINST THEM
THEY HELD THE NIGERIAN ARMY FOR 3 YRS

How on earth the Igbos were able to pull that of was something out of a miracle.

masterfactor:
Another made up story to get a dopamine rush

Hear it from the man himself
Mr Fredrick Forsyth
Shey you will say this one too na A.I??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGVcWdLPW4U?si=D_EKbQHTlDdshHyV

When Peter Obi was in ADC
APC was making fun of them saying ADC no get UpTo 1 million registered voters

Tinubu was boasting of his 10 million voters
E shock them as OBI play them like snooker
NDC come give am 44 million registered voters.

10 million vs 44 million
Tinubu must be having sleepless nights and peeing on himself constantly

During an interview on The Morayo Show, 55-year-old actress Shaffy Bello advised young women facing Nigeria's harsh economy to use 'runs' only

NDC wan chop this one money

sleeknaija:
No worry, e go soon reach u and your family members. Na that time u go know how serious and bad d thing is.

Back to sender It can never reach because we did not support this evil party unlike una people wey carry am for head and now una come dey complain. Una never see anything

Chibuzoripob:
behind that laugh is PAIN / MISFORTUNE

if that will make you and those kids in the forest sleep well tonite😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

E dey sweet me say na for Ibadan this thing happen Fulani ride on Boss

EmmyMaestro:
The people that you meet in church are the same people that you meet in school, at work, in the market and even in the lounge. When we come to church, we just put on a different attire to look holy

the way I see it
Church is like rehab for broken people
Where they come to make peace with God for all the nasty things they have done

The same way, Hospital is for sick people.
Church is for broken people.
Imagine going to hospital to look for woman to marry. You go marry one wey get cancer or wan wicked infection.
Same way if you marry from church you marry one broken condem babe wey don do 9 abortions then decide to give her life to christ

Gullah:
1. Yes, one can truly change after living a terrible lifestyle.

2. Hiding such a terrible history especially from someone you want to marry is a big red flag. To the extent you're turning two brothers against each other? I doubt This lady has really surrendered fully to Christ because why the secrecy? If Christ has really changed you then your past should be your testimony, how God saved you from it and not desperately hiding it even from people that should know..

The painful part is trying to save your own brother but the mumu believed an Olosho more than me.
I almost shed tears the night he brought up the matter infront of family that I want to destroy his only joy.

The girl lied to him that I wanted to knack her and she refused so that's why I'm spreading false rumor about her. I wan craze that night. But deep in my mind I just know say that boy MUST SUFFER.
That is why I am so happy that I have been vindicated.

Girl wey follow my bro chat like normal the night before her traditional wedding and the boy had no single clue the kind joy I get now fit high 3 elephants. My bro come dey lock himself for room he no wan chop I'm just so happy the mumu is learning the hard way.

Now I am friends with one babe in the church. And it seems the babe is also close friends with that girl
As I was jejely scrolling through WhatsApp stories. I saw that my friend post a picture of that yeye girl with a man in traditional attire

Gbam.. I knew my jnr bro was finished

After so much thought,I decide to confront my mumu bro. Showed him the picture

He was so heartbroken. Calling different numbers on his phone.
Then he made one statement
" This girl sent me messages last night and we chatted normally"

I am the happiest big bro as at now
The mumu boy is now traumatized

It is only in church you will see retired Olosho with 12 years experience give her life to Christ.

Then you try to toast her
She tells you NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE

After years of reckless knacking with different sizes of gbolas all over the country

My junior brother is a phoolish child.
I warned him severally about a girl he meet in church
When the girl found out I know her past secrets
She made my jnr bro turn against me.
It hurt me so badly, so I ignored them

Number of registered members of leading political parties in Nigeria as submitted to INEC by the respective political parties:

How can you associate with APC and expect to end well. How??

I no fit envy Oyinbo for this life
Africans in the village are enjoying life more than these European people.

When I was in Rossiya
The number of advert for different drugs on the TV is crazy. Drugs for this , drugs for that

I enter recording studio, our sound engineer a white guy showed a pills he takes before he goes home. I ask him why. He say because of his wife 😂😂 That she is a witch😂😂

2026: The United Kingdom

2038: The United Islamic Kingdom

R.i.P To Alex Ekubo .
I suspect say na fake shayo cause him matter
Fake drinks dey cause Kidney cancer

Chop life Chop life no be for Nigeria
Na Chemicals upon chemicals you go dey chop

Na God dey save us wey no dey drink

My pain be say na like only 2 people for the whole of Nigeria go finally vote for Amaechi

Former Anambra Governor and chieftain of the Nigeria Democratic Congress, NDC, Peter Obi, has explained the reasons behind his exit from both the All Progressives Grand Alliance, APGA, and the Peoples

Baba gift me 77k too🥹🥹🙏🙏
Opportunity go dey open for you.

rahulbhagat:
I gifted my brother the mens footwear and accessories, and he loved it. You can buy it if like it.

Na 2k Aboki ring I go buy for her
No time to waste time

God name done suffer for una hand
Naso one old werey say he drink Tea with God

Because I chose to stand my ground and reclaim my life, I have become the target of a malicious campaign.

Women and accountability

Wife cheat for your matrimonial bed
Them catch am, divorce am

She come say Because I choose to stand my ground??
I need her plug dealer right now.

She must be smoking that burning bush Moses saw at the Wilderness

For the past several months, I have quietly carried the weight of intense emotional distress and private pressure that no one should ever