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Supreme Leader That is Afraid of 72 Virgins

DEMOCRACY IS DEAD AND BURIED

Democracy originated in Greece

Anything you introduced to Nigeria
They will always abuse it
Just like Christianity
It reach Nigeria and they twist to prosperity scam

Now they have abused democracy.

This one na Hungry Men United F.C
Seun no even send una to attend

Some parents lack emotional intelligence.

I won't forget the day I opened up to my mother about my academic struggle

This woman look me finish and said

IT IS YOUR FAULT THAT I DONT FOLLOW HER TO CHUECH THATS WHY I KEEP GAILING

I stopped talking to her about things
She started becoming angry at me for not talking or sharing things with her.

Imagine someone you expect to console you
She will insult you and blame you

That is why it is called Evolution
From Ape to Humans

We should be better than our parents.

My senior brother had some suicidal thoughts battling depression but my mum was just shouting at him telling him to be a MAN
Whenever my bro will tell her to leave him alone. She will double the insults and start comparing him to his mates that are abroad.

I love my mother but that woman is still a child.

Kobojunkie:
Make certain you do not turn out like your parents to your own kids. 🥱🥱

My dad will watch fake A.I video and swear with his life that it is real video.

He spends the night watching those fake A.I videos of white house burning.
Then come out to show my siblings shouting that the world will soon come to an end.

No matter how you try to explain that it is A.I
It will suddenly turn to argument.

My mother own na just pikin
She has the emotional intelligence of a 6 year old.
You can ask her a question and she will reply you with another question
Everything feels like argument for her

Like you no fit sit both of them down and explain technology to them.
They will be looking at you like fowl

I love my parents but dem mumu no be small. Carry church for head like Firewood

Iran get Mouth
America get Bombs

If I come carry my 7 inches go Asia
That means serious wahala go dey oo

When I traveled to eastern Europe
I thought my joystick was small
Until one white babe while we were kissing she shook hand inside my trouser to strike it

Omo she shout noooo it's too big for me
I beg her say e no big
She measure am again say no e go pain her

Omo I vex that night no be small.
She get mind say make we just dey cuddle and kiss with no action.

Last last from my experience abroad
Nigerian guys carry odogwu 2 by 2
We dey snatch these white men wife's
Omo things wey my eyes and prick see

Na Naija girls just dey stress una
White girl go bleep u still pay you if you satisfy her to the max

Olosho and police force na 5&6

Mansfield no be small boys
Stake Mansfield to score with 3500

Arsenal will be kicked out

This is why we need Sharia Law in South West. So that peace will reign.

I fully support sharia law in all of South West

Very good very good very good

Otti is proof that Nigeria only needs good governance to be the greatest nation

Even if she sell her family to slavery
Where she wan see 15M

Remove Wole Soyinka from that list

Portable and MC Oluomo are bigger than Soyinka

OverCalculating:
You didn't try at all. We know your type. Nothing stopped you from helping him if he was truly your bestie. What happend to "...Friends for Life!" You no be better person.

help wetin?
You think abroad is a bed of roses??
I was paying $300 a month for accomodations
That is 400k plus every bloody month
Not to talk of electricity bill, water bill
The only cheapest bill was internet bill.

Una need to japa make reality humble una

kingthreat:
So you ghosted someone that he had to try via your brother to get you but you still shunned him. Now you came back, you expect that friendship that you destroyed to still be the same? Your long epistle doesn't change the fact that you were not a friend not to talk of a good one.
I wish to read the guy's story, it will come with a lot of moral lessons.

We were secondary school best friends
It's not like we were blood brothers
You move into a new environment you make new friends things change
Trust me you all will do worse when you japa

I was born for pictures like this

Sonnobax15:

Following

You better come and continue the story

Konji wan wound your imagination

United States Department of Justice (DOJ) under President Donald Trump has quietly dismissed a New York-based immigration judge, Vivienne Gordon-Uruakpa.

lilvicky68:
Apart from ghosting APC supporters, I dont think you need to ghost your friends when you relocate

trust me you will do the same when you relocate abroad.
Family will always be in contact
But friends and pals nahhhh. That will be tough

I remember when I tried doing video call with one of my homie
Omo na darkness I just dey see
Only his teeth was showing plus network was cracking..
So I started feeling bad because my backdrop was a beautiful chandelier light and a well clean room. It felt like I was oppressing him

And he will make comments like chaii you are enjoying ooo. Help your guy naa.
Omo I decided to back off a bit because I can't keep doing that to him mentally because we are in 2 different realities so there is nothing much that keep us together apart from old memories of our days in Naija.

It's a complicated something

Ahhh una don capture the only puna wey dey calm the man down

You know these terrorist like tight puna
You come capture the only tight puna wey dey give am joy. Una don break him heart

Those villagers should pack and run away
Because that man will unlessh his Konji in form of metal bullets if he hears they have captured his achalugo..

The India embassy and Pakistan embassy need to be investigated.

There is an extensive drug mafia
Recruiting boys and refer them to his boys working in Indian embassy that will give these boys easy India visa

Once they enter India they begin to carry out there operations.

This is what I allegedly feel is going on.
Somebody in Indian embassy is giving these wereys easy visa. I know what I'm talking

You know I will speak for myself..

First off I didn't plan of travelling outside
IT happened so unexpected and threw me off a bit cuz I never planned to travel outside.

The Nigerian factor of not telling people you are traveling before ur traveling played a huge role.
My class mates had no single Idea.

I moved abroad. Once I got accomodation
I began to call home and inform people that in finally abroad
Many people found out via Facebook

Secondly, the life abroad compared to Nigeria is like Plaustion 1 vs Playstation 5
So you really don't have much to talk about because your life in Europe is far different from Naija life of people back home.

So naturally your brain is 98% invested in this new Society, the new environment, the law, it's tradition, the women , challenge or phase in life abroad comes in different forms.


There are challenges that every one meets when they travel abroad.
They are so invested in the system that they really have no time for themselves talkless of the people back home in Nigeria.

I had a best friend who I lost contact with because I was too invested in my challenges and new experience abroad.
He would try to reach out to me via my younger bro but we still didn't talk for years.

When I relocated back to Naija after couple months I tried to find him on Twitter I now saw that he is now in Germany.

I reached out to him, many times guess what?.
He did not respond till now
So I was like ahhhhaa he don do me back
G/G and over 2.5 settled.

I say no wahala, such is life

My conclusion is that those in Nigeria complaining that the abroad people are neglecting them.
Once these same Nigerians are Put in the same shoes as those abroad. They will even do far worse and neglect more than those they complained about. Peace out✌🏿

Reminds me of All white party I attended in PH
Same settings like this one above

We knack wetin no good that day
CD finish we run am like that. See Sweetness
My back pain me for days