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A SIMP has spoken

Fiscus105:
If this how you people think towards people, I pity who no pity you. And I pity more, the poor lady who will end up in ur custody.


I cannot count how many of my friends girlfriends, even wives, I have given money in the past, some, husbands/boyfriends aware, while in some instances, my guys not even aware, they got to know wen I have left and appreciated me latter.

If you guys are having this type of mindset,why won't you be having problems in your relationships and little wonder you guys always conderm marriage.

Study Buhari 2nd re election.

That is the exact strategy they will use for Tinubu 2nd re election.

If opposition are wise, they should take this Expo very serious and study the patterns to Buhari re election.

Mind you, Buhari was doing very badly and still got re elected. Once you look back at history and see the patterns you will know how to stop them.

Take a few mins and google or ask chatgpt or any A I to check the events and things that happened during the re election of Buhari 2nd term.

That strategy is what will play out
Because the master mind of the startegey
Is now the President.

That is the exact blueprint the APC will use
Because it worked very well for them in past

King Solomon get luck say when him marry those 300 wives and concubines.
Sweety and other infections no dey that time.

Solomon preeq for don melt since if he tried it with this current generation of Gen Z baddies.

When I say shame
I mean individual shame. Not the Govt.

White people no get shame
They express themselves freely

Nigerians get shame die
A youth will refuse to learn mechanic because of shame of what others will say

That is the type of shame I'm talking about

QuinQ:
So how come Nigeria, the most shameless country in the world, is not the most successful??

Some people are suffering because they care what others will say about them.

It is like locking yourself I'm a cage and throwing away the key.

One thing fela can say is he enjoyed his life to the fullest because he had no shame

Northsouth:
You're even right my brother

Na that fela line wey u mention ah like pass

Fela is even more popular globally than any Nigerian dead or alive.

Like you said
Him say "look at me, I don't have any shame"

Some people never even know say e doesn't matter how u make your money.

Many honorables are honored at any occasion, regardless of how they make their dough

People will celebrate you when you have money

If na so called wayo way, if u go feel ur pain, only u go feel am urself

If na happiness, even people around u will be happy

Life has no manual for real

judatech:
In summary, when you are bold, mighty forces come to your aid

Exactly.
Fortune favors the brave.

The brave have NO SHAME.

That your friend is a big mugu

He should have slapped sense inside you
When you offer to transfer to his babe
How can you send money to his babe??
When he is there with you.

You give him the money to give to her
You just emasculated your so called friend

The girl turn that boy to dispatch rider
To go deliver food
You don paid her service come ignore the dispatch rider

Now the dispatch rider don go meet madam for his own share. Na so fight break.

May we never turn errand boy to one mgbeke

blowjohn:
Am getting more and more convinced that social media was invented by Satan's children. Bent on distracting the human race from serious issues

Do us a favour and log out.
We know your type. When it's time to go outside and protest. You will run away

Portable taught me something about LIFE

There is no manual to make it in life
It's not by going to best school in UK.
I know one big PDP guy her daughter go the top schools. Still she be drug addict. Coke
Nothing to write home about. Very sad

While a shameless agbero dey chop 50 million
Money wey lecturers wey carry dignity and prestige for head like gala
No fit see or taste for this life. Lai lai

One thing no school will ever teach you is
To be successful in life you have to throw away SHAME. Remove shame.

I saw an old video of Fela in an interview
I will never forget what he said

"Shame is what our parents used to control and condition us from reaching our true potential in life.
Look at me, I don't have any shame."

A man who wears only pant is not afraid of anything. He is not afraid of Life. Because there is no shame.
All of Fela mates that claim righteous and care what others will say about them.
Carry masters degree, PhD, Honorary etc
Nobody remember them till this day

But 40 years later Fela is still talked about
Infact A dead fela still win GRAMMY

Only the shameless win in LIFE.

Now back to portable
Portable has no shame and that is why he is popular
Carter Efe has no shame and he us popular
Ishowspeed, peller .. no single shame.
Now see both of them chopping tens of millions like it's nothing.

You that have Shame still struggling with 20k per month salary Dey play my fans

Only the brave will enjoy this earth
The shy timid good boys will be slaves to the system and die off with peanuts.

If you like allow Shame to put you in cage

King David that danced naked in temple
Had no bloody SHAME.
God has a way of rewarding those that have no shame.

Every successful person I know has no SHAME.

Thank you

Scenes from the ₦50M showdown between Portable and Carter Efe as both men finally came face to face today.

Supreme Leader That is Afraid of 72 Virgins

DEMOCRACY IS DEAD AND BURIED

Democracy originated in Greece

Anything you introduced to Nigeria
They will always abuse it
Just like Christianity
It reach Nigeria and they twist to prosperity scam

Now they have abused democracy.

This one na Hungry Men United F.C
Seun no even send una to attend

Some parents lack emotional intelligence.

I won't forget the day I opened up to my mother about my academic struggle

This woman look me finish and said

IT IS YOUR FAULT THAT I DONT FOLLOW HER TO CHUECH THATS WHY I KEEP GAILING

I stopped talking to her about things
She started becoming angry at me for not talking or sharing things with her.

Imagine someone you expect to console you
She will insult you and blame you

That is why it is called Evolution
From Ape to Humans

We should be better than our parents.

My senior brother had some suicidal thoughts battling depression but my mum was just shouting at him telling him to be a MAN
Whenever my bro will tell her to leave him alone. She will double the insults and start comparing him to his mates that are abroad.

I love my mother but that woman is still a child.

Kobojunkie:
Make certain you do not turn out like your parents to your own kids. 🥱🥱

My dad will watch fake A.I video and swear with his life that it is real video.

He spends the night watching those fake A.I videos of white house burning.
Then come out to show my siblings shouting that the world will soon come to an end.

No matter how you try to explain that it is A.I
It will suddenly turn to argument.

My mother own na just pikin
She has the emotional intelligence of a 6 year old.
You can ask her a question and she will reply you with another question
Everything feels like argument for her

Like you no fit sit both of them down and explain technology to them.
They will be looking at you like fowl

I love my parents but dem mumu no be small. Carry church for head like Firewood

Iran get Mouth
America get Bombs

If I come carry my 7 inches go Asia
That means serious wahala go dey oo

When I traveled to eastern Europe
I thought my joystick was small
Until one white babe while we were kissing she shook hand inside my trouser to strike it

Omo she shout noooo it's too big for me
I beg her say e no big
She measure am again say no e go pain her

Omo I vex that night no be small.
She get mind say make we just dey cuddle and kiss with no action.

Last last from my experience abroad
Nigerian guys carry odogwu 2 by 2
We dey snatch these white men wife's
Omo things wey my eyes and prick see

Na Naija girls just dey stress una
White girl go bleep u still pay you if you satisfy her to the max

Olosho and police force na 5&6

Mansfield no be small boys
Stake Mansfield to score with 3500

Arsenal will be kicked out

This is why we need Sharia Law in South West. So that peace will reign.

I fully support sharia law in all of South West

Very good very good very good

Otti is proof that Nigeria only needs good governance to be the greatest nation

Even if she sell her family to slavery
Where she wan see 15M

Remove Wole Soyinka from that list

Portable and MC Oluomo are bigger than Soyinka

OverCalculating:
You didn't try at all. We know your type. Nothing stopped you from helping him if he was truly your bestie. What happend to "...Friends for Life!" You no be better person.

help wetin?
You think abroad is a bed of roses??
I was paying $300 a month for accomodations
That is 400k plus every bloody month
Not to talk of electricity bill, water bill
The only cheapest bill was internet bill.

Una need to japa make reality humble una