Swissli:
iy Recommended You Keep Quiet If You Have Nothing Better To Add, Someone Is Trying All Measures To Retrieve His Half A Million And You Are Here Typing Jargons

Let him go outside involve authorities and fucking retrieve his money.
All these jargons and wailings on this thread will not bring back his money

He better call police and stop disturbing us here...
Is it me that told him to send money to the Stephen guy??

Let everyone carry their cross..
No come here dey cry like mumu
Nairaland is not police station
Nobody here can retrieve the money

Icuib4cu:
Egungun be careful na express you dey go... Oh wait, he duh already enter express.



With all your iron man doings na tecno pop you dey use, i'm typing with my button phone .


Matter when you go beg 1 or 2, behind the scenes, if na to pay small small, u dey form iron man.


Troy dey reasonable, na when you say na illegal money na burst head.

Dem fit track boys when run go gh, na cor student



VillageTips loading joor.

Boss, please and please
Let's stop talking about this money issue. It's becoming annoying.
Please I beg you. Just ignore it and whatever happens make e happen.

Let's focus on games

Kion:
your money dn go
That niggga is broke
You better involve the higher authorities

Noooo
Allow him to be wailing like a fool. Money wey don go don go.
Either he find a way to arrest the guy
Or
He takes his L and shut up!!!

I came here to find tips
Not to hear rubbish stories about stolen money. The thing dey vex me

Troy007:


Zenith won't reply you since you are not the owner of the account. You will have to know someone that works in the bank.
And I can tell, 100% he got the money, cos my source confirmed it.

That was when I stopped believing anything he says.

The worst that could happen is the money will be in his ledger balance, but from his account balance, nothing is there. Even the 50k he said he received is not showing there.

If I hear any more nonesense from you and Stephen again. I go make sure mods ban both of you.
What sort of nonesense is this
Everyday money this money that he take money he no take money.
JUST SHUT THE FVCK UP!!!!
I'm suck and tired of both of you talking nonesense in this thread.
GO OUTSIDE AND SORT IT OUT
And stop acting like bitches wailing and complaining everyday.
Go call army, police, mopol, vigilante
Goband fucking track him and stop disturbing us for Christ sake.
If you can't find them then SHUT THE FVCK UP AND ACCEPT THAT YOUR MONEY IS GONE..

Everyday una go dey disturb person with stolen money.
How much is the money
Make una stop this nonesense and go find police to track whoever stole the money.

Ok

Ok

This is only a psychological test

When was the Last time your Mother Had Sex?

Ask her when last she did it

This is a test to find out how loyal, strong and matured she is..

If she answer correctly, it's a good sign
Then you know that your mum is a strong reliable woman that will do anything for you.

If she avoid the question or react badly
Then you know your mother is hiding many many secrets from you.

This is the best time to travel to Sudan

U will find free apartment everywhere including abandoned family houses.
Abandoned cars, bikes everywhere

Just go there and takeover those properties. When the war calms down
People will rush back to Sudan
If they try to claim back their house
Tell them, it's a new government that is incharge. And the property now belongs to you.
If they disagree, tell them to go to Court

Jesus wore only his Robe and sandals

Jesus was so casual in dressing
That you might mistake him for a poor man.
Jesus didn't care about his dressing

Jesus choose to ride a donkey instead of to ride a horse like a king.
Many pastors will insult you if you tell them to use bus or Keke to come to church.

They don pass that level
Na private Jets and fleet of cars Dem dey use.

Jesus didn't use chariot which was the Lamborghini of the Roman empire back then
Instead Jesus choose donkey (keke) which was poor man means of transportation back then.

Christianity today is just scam and vibes.
Nobody is actually following Jesus footsteps...

MODIFIED:
@WhiteSparkle @Danniedpastor

Listen to how dumb you sound by saying Roman soldiers tore Jesus cloth because it was expensive.
if you know the value of a cloth, you wont tear it into pieces like a rag

Who in their right minds will tear an expensive clothe into pieces
your victim is wearing a very expensive gucci suit
SO YOU TEAR YOUR EXPENSIVE SUIT INTO PIECES?
are you going to sell the long sleeve part seperate then sell the collar part sepaerate??

Noooo, listen to how dumb you sound
you see an expensive gucci shirt then you tear it into pieces and share it
if Jesus clothes was that expensive they would have collected it INTACT not tearing it like rag
but by tearing a cloth to pieces proves that the clothe was not expensive

Rather it was shared amongst the SOLDIERS as sourveniers
A cloth that has been stained by blood and tear tear from rigorous flogging.
It was torn by soldiers to keep as souvenir to brag about how they killed that popular preacher, healer from judea called Jesus

they have brainwashed you to the point, you cant reason with your senses

No

Borntosmoke:
Sex was derived from the world satan. it is evil. thats why there many loads of crimes connected with it. man created sex by himself. there is another way to reproduce which is the one coming from God. But man dont endeveor to search for it, we prefer to go evil way. thats why everybody in the world is a sinner. But God is a forgiver. Anything that is sweet is always coming from satan except food which God created for us.

Sense no go kill me

your stupidity deserve grammy award

advanceDNA:

Its a waste of time engaging u in a dialogue.. ur level of reasoning is far below minimum level ....and thats why sex is something u must do every time.....he compared sex to breathing...shioor...
.if not for ejaculation pple like u will fvck till u drop dead because u think god created u to come to the world and fvck since u have a penís

Vinnie2000:


Same here too.

The Boy's head is very Empty.

Towtow Water don mix with his Brains!

birds of the same foolishness, flock together.

Vinnie2000:


So, Ask yourself Who created it.

Why will God create sex and now tell Pple to Wait for Marriage B4 having it? 😕

It's like Buying PlayStation 4 for ur Kids, then Tell me to wait till 18years before they can Play it. 😒

Like EVIL, Sex existed and God wanted to Hide it and Introduced it@his own time.

But Mischievous Satan preempted God and Unleashed it to humans!
Dat's why it's so POWERFUL!

i guess satan has his own genesis when he created things he wanted
satan created sex on the 9th day
on the 10th day he created violence
on the 11th day he rested

i swear i must turn pastor, make i dey collect tithe from you fools

advanceDNA:



I no dey too like insult pple...but ur IQ is very low..even a child will not reason like u

.... u equate breathing which is reflex action to having sex....thats the justification for doing it eveytime.....too bad we have phones and internet for pple like u to just cap......

{b]do u even eat food everytime?? [/b] Pple who eat food without control die of cancer or over weight
..... go ahead and be having sex everytime since thats ur proof of not being impotent..

idiot.. people eat evrytime any day 3 times a day
im sure you have eaten breakfast and soon will eat lunch in the afternoon, so stop contradicting yourself.

do you eat once in a week??

Westerhoffe:


How you guys lack knowledge and reject the truth with so much confidence is interesting.
You think I'm going to try explaining anything to you?

the way you christians carry satan matter for head. any small thing, una go blame satan
if you steal dem catch you, you go say na devil make you steal
if you cheat, you go say na devil use temptation catch you.
always blaming another entity for your own foolishness.

abeg dont explain anything to me, i no get time to hear rubbish this early morning

Vinnie2000:


With the Way Sex is, God did NOT create it. It is not from God. 🙂

When Having Sex, Humans surrender their Beings into the Act, Lose their Senses and becomes Animals Literarily.

That's why you see some many Addicted to Masturbation, Gayism, Paedophilia and even Incest.

so you are saying that satan created sex
mad people plenty for this nairaland

Westerhoffe:


GOD created it for reproduction and good bond between married couples.
When Satan came into the picture due to human lack of self control, he made men become adulterers and women adulteresses. Made our youths see it as pleasure instead of the main reason it was made for. So, fornication among the youths sprung up.

Till date most men and women, boys and girls have not been able to make a good decision when it comes to declining sex.

the way you people spew rubbish with so much confidence is incredible
where you there when satan turned male and females adultrers. una go just dey talk rubbish

advanceDNA:


..God ddnt create anything for u to do it every time...u will just kill urself because of lack of control/discipline

Higher animal's advance and complex cognitive function and neuro pathways makes it possible for the brain to interprete, distinguish and have memory receptors for different sensation including pain and pleasure..

mind u.. pleasure is not limited to sex....But man's inability to control itself makes it attach too much importance to what the brain interprets...and that's why we get addicted to virtually everything..sex, cocacola, cocaine, heroine, music, even food, .........incase u ddnt know some pple dont enjoy sex...

Put a leash on your flesh.... sex is not that big of a deal

you must be an impotent guy. its easy to spot you guys
god created us to eat and their is pleasure in eating food
and you say God didnt create anyting for you to do it everytime, then wy are humans eating every time??
God created air for us to breath
why are we breathing everytime.
you see how dumb your analoy is.. dont sau God didnt create anything for us no to do it everytime. Did God personally come down and tell you that?? who made you Assistant jesus

Presidential Inauguration Should be Posponded

This pastor is a great man of God
He did a very good job
I really love what he did

He eradicated the stupid ones
Now kenya has less stupid humans in their population

I wish he can come to Nigeria and do the same thing. We will have less stupid humans amongst us.

A stupid human is very dangerous, they can put your life in danger, they can vote a monster as president. They can make very terrible decisions that will affect you and me

So the less stupid people we have, the better.
Nothing should happen to this man of God
Touch not my annointed, and do no harm

Last 2 weeks, someone at viewing center made a joke that if you bet against chelsea you will maje huge money.

We all laughed it off
Fast foward now, Chelsea lost 5 matches in a row.
Imagine If i bet chelsea to lose in all those 5 matches Na millionaire i go dey answer
It was only brentford that i decided to give brentford to win at 4 odds

So lampard please make sure you continue losing your next matches. Lets make this money!!

If Jesus comes back this 2023
He will avoid Nigerians at all cost..

Because if Jesus comes to Nigeria
He will flog and flog many fake pastors and bishops
So to avoid such stress, Jesus will only visit Europe

kenedyx:
Konji na your mate?

You no fit carry umbrella go buy herorked drugs, or use warm towel cool her temperature.. na to put the tip in. Ode!

It worked, her temperature reduce after i put am then she sleep

Lol
Dem never see it comming

How you go drive from Ondo to Abia state
Una for just enter God is good motors

Rip to una 3.. Condolence to their family

Reminds me of my Histology teacher
Very fine woman and very strict

Long story short, i knack for outside school
Omo for class, she come dey pepper me
Any question, she go call me out to answer
If i fail the question, she go dey vex say we no dey read at all

For test, if she come my table see say i dey write rubbish, she go vex look me like say i be failure.
Thank God i got 71% in her course
And we still knack for outside, after knacking she told me how proud she is of me for passing her course based on the poor result i had from year 1 till my 2nd year in histology.
Very rare woman, strict and sexy

Instead of you to give your life to christ
Na yahoo boy you go give am...

So Father Abraham is now living in Netherlands..
550 kids Jesus Christ!!!!!
And no be him go raise them oo
Na another man go dey pay bills for the pikin

If that man die, him burial na stadium dem go use. Canopy no fot contain 550 people

princefrank76:


I swear, u be guy. No dey deceive us for here

Na Man with hairy balls