₦airaland Forum

fuckingAyaya:
Una still dey call terrorists bandits? Bandits with anti aircraft guns?

Russia has been selling a lot of their old Soviet weapons to black market in Sahel.

That's is why these bandits can afford to get a Soviet anti aircraft gun.

Russia needs money to fund Ukraine war
They sell their old weapons to all these hungry African rebels and bandits via Sahel black market.

Russia made massive cashout of profit when the Libya crisis war started.
Russian sold so many AK47 and ammunitions to different factions to kill themselves.

Selling old weapons is another lucrative business of Russia apart from oil

Bandits have attacked communities in Mashegu local government area of Niger State, killing about 16 vigilante members and abducting 42 residents.

Only Jonathan can save Pdp

I lived with my Aunty together with a girl she was sponsoring. She is a widow so na only her and the girl have been staying.

When I join them, a few weeks my aunt was invited to go us for medical treatment.
So na me and the girl stay for the house

I come back one night see everywhere dey shine blue . Na so I see the babe lying down in parlour without bra. Omo as she open eye she cover herself. I go baff first come dey readon to shoot my shot since my aunt no dey.

This babe na very churchy babe.
Assistant Jesus. She dey pray fire with fire

Omo as I gather morale go back parlour call her name in a soft way she look up at me and smile. I just go down kiss her she grab my hair na thire i know say this babe plan this thing

She set trap for me with the blue lights and the setting. Omo that was the beginning of husband and wife knacking with this babe while my aunt was away in USA.


Anytime I come back at night and see blue light I already know wassup

6 months I will never forget. E come be like say we be married couples living in that house. .
Knacking upon knacking.

Anytime I see blue lights my brain just flashback to that girl.
Very weird girl. Very prayful and churchy
But also very slutty and Hot

Once my aunt came back things went back to normal No more blue lights

HisaacPlus:
I'm

Your submission is dead on arrival!
If that is what's obtainable from your environment -from your mother, aunts, sisters and cousins, that can't be used to judge every female soul attending church.
I am sorry if this revelation hits you bad 😞

why the thing dey pain you

former Niger Delta militant leader, Asari Dokubo, on Wednesday condemned the confrontation between the Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, Nyesom Wike, and military officers

Peter Obi the Oh-PRESS-OR of A.P.C
Continue to press their neck Sir...

The way Wike was beating his Security I was just laughing

He just dey transfer aggression.

Alusiizizi:
Imagine a robot in female form that is ready to give you anything you want sexually, only at 10 percent of what a real female prostitute charges. And to top it off, you don't have to worry about HIV, or contracting some other STD. What would be your pick? Robot or female?

it will never work.
Human touch is very essential in love making

Nothing beats skin to skin with her breathing heavily as her nipples get very hard.
Her eyes her moaning and tongue kissing you with passion.

No amount of advanced A.I can ever replace that feeling. Impossible

Proudlyngwa:
Dey play
PunHob VR and Vaseline looks like a joke 2 U

will the Vaseline cuddle with you
Will the Vaseline tongue kiss you
Will the Vaseline moan for you
Can you grab Vaseline hair during doggy?
Does Vaseline give you nipple to suck?

There are things A.I and Vaseline can never replicate. Human connection beats A.I

Prostitution is the only profession that will survive millions of years to come.

Even A I can never replace it

This political dinosaur should be kept in a zoo
To show young generation what an old irrelevant dinosaur looks like

Imagine a girl telling a billionaire this👇

Meanwhile one poor boy somewhere is saving up salary to buy iphone for his babe

When her eye clear

Na those fans go contribute money for her to continue living the lifestyle she was living with Ned.
By the time she pay rent for 1 year apartment for Lekki, body go tell her

She is still high. Wait make her eye clear first

I thought they said Virgin make best wife

Pa Ned married Regina as a Virgin
Now see how a virgin is destroying a man's legacy.
She dey even call am Ned No Respect

Where are those "Marry Virgin Crusaders" of Nairaland, Ndi 72 Virgins..come and explain

DarkJeddi:
How exactly is that bone posterior to the throat?
Anatomy 101,fail.

wetin concern rich man with anatomy

A Sapasitic bone posterior to the throat

I thought they said Virgin make best wife

Ned married Regina as a Virgin
Now see how a virgin is destroying a man's legacy.

Where are those low IQ men shouting
" If she is not a Virgin don't marry her"

You didn't ask if it was her toxic character that made no man enter her. That's why she is a virgin.

Many Nigerian men no get OT
They think once a girl is a a vrgin then she must be the most excellent wife.

Una never see anything

Which degree did Buhari get??
He studied NePa Bill for 5 years in Kano

Trump will be the end to terrorist sympathizers

Hell looking much Fresher than Nigeria

A man identified as Chuks Nwoko, who claims to be Senator Ned Nwoko’s brother, has taken to social media to publicly call out the lawmaker amid the ongoing tension between Regina Daniels and some members of Ned’s family.

OWO MIDA
EDO NO BE LAGOS. EDO NA MUSHIN

How much was looted for this sham project

That is why Ronaldo begged Saudi not to allow Messi come to Saudi league for 4 months.

Messi will use that 4 months and break all Ronaldo records that took years to make

My Goat will achieve it in 4 months
Viva Messi♥️♥️

That is why I always have sex before going to church on Sunday

It helps clear the mind

the video, the farmer can be heard speaking in Yoruba, telling the herdsman that he must follow him to Baba’s place.

The first Yoruba man with balls
Preserve him and keep him safe.
It is very rare thing to see

When she use her hand and count $100 bills mint and was flexing it on my face.

Did she call me to follow her and enjoy?

When she was flying out for vacation
Did she care if I existed?

Now her palliative don finish
And you expect me to give a damn

I rather watch Tom and Jerry Volume 1 to 50 than give a bloody damn about that entitled spoilt brat