Jakumo:


The story started out believable, but when the narrator described using pocket knives to launch a solo attack on a GANG of highway robbers, I knew he was dreaming about movies he had seen. An interesting bogus story all the same. Thank you for your effort, OP.

Now you have twisted the story yourself and lied. He said herdsmen with their cows. But our own FBI has turned it into highway robbers.

TechNana:


Oh, I wish I could get one from you..

that's just the problem though,

I'd have got one a long time ago if not for the expenses, I got a friend abroad who's willing to trip me one down here, but procedures are just too annoying,

Hence my enquiry to get one here locally..

Look around you should see one i believe. If I have a reason to travel early next year if it wont cost me a fortune, I might add a fluffy kittten to my baggage for you but you will pay for purchase of the kitten except God says otherwise sha. Till then keep your account active.

datola:
What's the difference between 5 and 6

1 is the difference between 5 and 6. Mind you that 1 could have a suffix of thousand, million, billion or trillion.

TechNana:
It's the cat for me, I love that color so much, please what breed is that?

Can I get a kitten same color From you?

And please nairalanders, is it possible to get big fluffy kitten like the breed on The image Below?

So many cats around here in bigs sizes like the picture you posted with flurry hair. But the problem is I don't know how much it will cost shipping it down to Lagos for you cos it has to be air freight. And I'm not sure you want to spend that much on a cat considering the exchange rate. I also don't know if they have kittens in animal rescue homes here and if I can be allowed legally to send any adopted cat/kitten outside the country.

Nikeruka:
We will pray harder , fast more and wait on our Lord to soften the robbers'heart so that they will willingly return HIS vehicle
We are not involving the police

Go and study the bible and read about what Abraham did after some people came to loot his house and made away with properties and people.

wordbank:

Is he working for Ronaldo?
Na Ronaldo employ am?
Anybody wey get ball make him play as him like Biko
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You are very correct. Go and ask Bodjan for Barcelona in those days where he ended his career now. Mentoring is a must in life or else, life will just be a gamble.

He intentionally played that penalty like that na. it was intention na

Fernades dey find trouble sha. lol If

otokx:


The guy was too much for Cavani, where were the other defenders?

damn. Well it shows Ole's incompetence.

Well it is good they are beating like 3 times in a roll so that the management can do the needful against Ole. How can a coach be this useless self?

Cavani for no leave that guy na

Polynek:
Man U is not reliable at all

Lol. On normal hand or betting hand? Let us know sir

Chronicgenius:


Na McTominay him.bench

Lmao

Oyinbo dey craze sometimes sha. lol

Ole is mad.

Ronaldo don dey plot soup with Cavani. Greenwood will see what the big boys can do now. Make midfield just behave well for just 8 minutes abeg

Cavani finally. I sha hope say na that useless Greenwood he go comot

descartes400:


He needs to start playing from the bench...like 20 minutes to the end of a game to reset is brain. He used to be very effective when he starts from the bench.

20 minutes too much. He should be brought in as a sub to waste time. Brought in during extra time like twice will make him behave. Ronald to Greenwood? He must be out of his silly mind.

seunny4lif:

Ronaldo did not pass him the ball against Newcastle
Like 2 free chances

He will kill his career so young. Forming against Ronald after how many years and champions league cups? HE must be very stupid. At his age he should go and check who Ronaldo was.

That Greenwood will chop bench tire after today's game if Cavani comes in and they score,

What is this Greenwood trying to achieve self? That he is better than Ronaldo or what?

Chukwu94:
he would soon answer you

That guy go just bang one goal from somewhere now. Never underestimate him .

Abe I don't play bettings ooooo. But if I put money on it that Man U won't make it out of of the champions league group stages how much I fit win. Make I bet for the first time in my life. Thanks all. . My team dey vex me

The best Man U can make out of this game is a point of draw but they will even suffer to retain one point cos I see Aston defeating them.

frankmoney:
Man united should forget about winning anything this season if ole is still retained as a coach

Nothing spectacular about this team. Well Ferdinand and one other guy has said that bringing Ronaldo won't solve their problem. How do you play such a former season and can't sit down as a reasonable coach to overhaul team properly. Ronaldo suppose don go Man City. This home coming for Ronaldo na home coming come chop beatings.

Proudlyngwa:
Pogba and Fred are mistakes.
The earlier ole knows that better for him

The two of them are lousy names without any contribution to a team like this. Is this Fred even playing for Brazil to start with?

Chronicgenius:


Conte and Zidane will do

Even that Ajax Manager too

Conte will sell a minimum of 6 players on that team. This team is excessively rusty. How do you present a team without any supplying midfield? They are just too sloppy and lazy. And still forming big boys.

seunny4lif:
A used Condom is far better than Fred in that Middle field

Nitori Olorun. LOL

Chronicgenius:


I don't even know what Ole sees in him

Ole bought his sack by buying Ronaldo cos if they don't perform, with a player like Ronaldo on your team, the coach will pay for it. I'm just rolling my head around any available useful coach that will overhaul that team by January. So many useless players on that team.

Pogba and Fred should be sold by winter.

N2B2:
De Gea want sell match.

See as Utd is cracking under small pressure

The mumu defender wey pass to am like say him wan score nko?

seunny4lif:
Our 2 DMFs are useless same as Ole

Fred as a DM is laughable. No reasonable passes from him.

Man U can't win anything with these kind of midfielders that can't control the midfield against a team like Aston villa at home of all places.

N2B2:
See Pogba...

Cannot even pass again

I still wonder the hype about that guy. He is always forming boss with his useless touches. Nothing special about him as a midfielder. HE can't even control the midfield at his age and years of playing.