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PoliticsRe: Igbo VS Yoruba: EgusiSoup by CHM11: 11:35am On Apr 17, 2015
barcanista:
*hold her very tight, eyes closed and seriously responding to her kisses* kiss kiss kiss kiss

Truckpusher, are you aware that peppyluv02 and I are getting married soon? grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Igbo VS Yoruba: EgusiSoup by CHM11: 11:30am On Apr 17, 2015
Rose2014:
shocked shocked shocked shocked
In that case, Chm11, I advise you to give it up already. I don't want trouble o embarassed

*Washes my hands in the same bowel Pilate used* cool
See you, associate judas!!!..what happened to Loyalty?....

*so sad*
Lemme alone oh
PoliticsRe: Igbo VS Yoruba: EgusiSoup by CHM11: 11:27am On Apr 17, 2015
peppyluv02:
Hmmmmmm the soldier name na Barcanista! kiss
oh reallyhuh, this guy is the soldier? Not scared again!!!..I was even thinking I will hear one name like Mustapha Danladi Abdulrahman aka shoot-on-sight alias detonator.....

Common barcanistahuh...I will trash this one with cane na!!
PoliticsRe: Igbo VS Yoruba: EgusiSoup by CHM11: 11:23am On Apr 17, 2015
Rose2014:
That's why I said you have no rival.

Go for it but don't bother thanking me. I'm just being a good friend cool
Nne thank you oh, ...but these soldiers just finished fighting boko haram...make them no use my body do target practice.

@peppyluv20 carry go dearest...after a good war, a marine needs a good 'war' as wife. (Na americans talk am oh)
PoliticsRe: Igbo VS Yoruba: EgusiSoup by CHM11: 10:30am On Apr 17, 2015
Rose2014:
Yes dear. I just heard their bus broke down on the way. There's still time cool
Oh mehn...see the people I'm dragging wife with.
First they travel by bus.
Secondly, a bus with bad engine.
Thirdly, they are based in Kaduna!!!!

Dear prospective wife peppyluv02 are you cheating on me with a soldier man?
PoliticsRe: Igbo VS Yoruba: EgusiSoup by CHM11: 10:26am On Apr 17, 2015
Rose2014:
I have loads of SS guys as my friends and they're very lovable
So I endorse peppyluv02/Chm11

*waiting for palmy from my inlaw-to-be* cool
Hmmmmmmmm...I'm in but this her monicker scares me oh...

Pepper and love.... I'd it that she rubs pepper on someone sontin before sontin will love sontin?

Haaaaaaaa
!!!!

PoliticsRe: Igbo VS Yoruba: EgusiSoup by CHM11: 10:20am On Apr 17, 2015
Rose2014:
Airport sounds good to me and I think you should be on your way immediately so u get to her parents first cool
In a whisper* I heard The other people that are on their way to meet her parents are traveling from kaduna by bus grin so I expect u to get there faster


Don't bother thanking me. What are friends for? cheesy
Sweets are u saying I should turn my jet around again...haaaaaaaan!!!!
PoliticsRe: Igbo VS Yoruba: EgusiSoup by CHM11: 10:17am On Apr 17, 2015
Truckpusher:
*Protesting* Bros, na wayo! na wayo, I never see river, dem say I drown for sea you go believe that kain thing? grin
Hahahahaha so na set up ehn?

But I believed her sha cos na only igbo girl fit turn Ferrari owner to truckpusher
PoliticsRe: Igbo VS Yoruba: EgusiSoup by CHM11: 10:15am On Apr 17, 2015
peppyluv02:
Someone is on his way already to meet them tongue cheesy
Hian..just like that?
Don't do this to me na...
So all our e-fights are just for nothing?
*crying*

But I was already getting close to the south-east.

Ok oh, no problem, thanks for the heartbreak.

*turns private jet around*
Flying back now.
PoliticsRe: Igbo VS Yoruba: EgusiSoup by CHM11: 10:11am On Apr 17, 2015
peppyluv02:
No I am not o!
I am short, fat and ugly!
Ask my ex Truckpusher tongue
Wow make u even more special....only u short, you fat and you come ugly join, meeeeeehn...you are a rare breed... Loving u more....
PoliticsRe: Igbo VS Yoruba: EgusiSoup by CHM11: 10:09am On Apr 17, 2015
Rose2014:
Watching peppyluv02 and chm11 in 3D cool
The babe don vex oh my bro, she forgets say 'do and ndo' for both urhobo, isoko and igbo means sorry....
I'm already on my way to the airport, I'm going to see her parents this weekend.
PoliticsRe: Igbo VS Yoruba: EgusiSoup by CHM11: 9:57am On Apr 17, 2015
peppyluv02:
...
Please na....not this kind of Tinubu smile oh...haaa..this picture reminds me of the movie 'apocalypto'....

Smile like peppyluv02,...infact I want to meet your parents!!!..*big grin*
PoliticsRe: Igbo VS Yoruba: EgusiSoup by CHM11: 9:55am On Apr 17, 2015
chamboy:
sorry no vex, una get mall
And your mall adds how much your account personally?

Lols...oga I dey try beg babe here oh...no find my trouble oh before me and you wear one agbada!!...
PoliticsRe: Igbo VS Yoruba: EgusiSoup by CHM11: 9:53am On Apr 17, 2015
peppyluv02:
.....
Nne oya smile for me na....
Please don't let my kisses be blown by be the wind na....
Smile and accept them dearest...
PoliticsRe: Igbo VS Yoruba: EgusiSoup by CHM11: 9:45am On Apr 17, 2015
peppyluv02:
Of course we know you are retarded..for you to call the east under developed...with the dead fishes in your river and wooden houses....
Even with your oil..your Hausa masters could not allow you have a good life.
East was developed with individual efforts even after the war. While you lazy things wait for government
Stop using your silly laughter to cover up your shame.....
Han han..sorry nau, I have professed my love for you..you still dey bash me like bullion van!!!

Now I'm on my way to the east to see your parents, we must marry oh!!!

You know I love you die...
PoliticsRe: Igbo VS Yoruba: EgusiSoup by CHM11: 9:34am On Apr 17, 2015
peppyluv02:
Fool,who needs you in Biafra..,Ezi.
Like there are no tribal wars in your dead south south region...lazy fools!
Fvck off!
Hahahaha, y'all keep shouting that you are hardworking yet your region is one of the most under developed in the country.

So much useless hardwork I guess..

Lmao...

Don't be vexed ehn... BIAFRA is coming. Biafra will be enclosed in Nigeria...hahahahahaha


Babe don't be vexed joooooor,..maybe I will get to meet you someday and we will go see your parents in awka, chop nkwobi and dance while I drink from your cup and make you my queen....This Oil money?? We go chop am together. I love you oh..muuuuuuuuuah....

We are one Nigeria and and we will get better and stronger due to our diversity.....hugs and kisses my angel.....omalichanwa...muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaah again...
PoliticsRe: Igbo VS Yoruba: EgusiSoup by CHM11: 9:18am On Apr 17, 2015
peppyluv02:
Ala gbagbue gi there for addressing me as 'hey you'! angry
Who told you all your south southerners are even good to associate with...
You may think you have bad mouth but you sure don't wanna start with me....
Who cares about your love for Nigeria....Rubbish!
Typical, when they are told the truth they start playing the victim and speaking their local dialect.
No need for e-wars with you, doesn't add a dim of light to the movement.

Next time when you fight for your biafra, make sure its just imo, abi, anambra, enugu and ebonyi.

I'm very sure the discrimination will even still exist amongst yourselves then...anambrans will be feeling bigger and better than the others.

Bye bye ma.
PoliticsRe: Igbo VS Yoruba: EgusiSoup by CHM11: 7:05am On Apr 17, 2015
peppyluv02:
Now you know SE is not your enemy,......good.
I love that you people learnt the hard way. I only laugh at you people and Smh when you join others to curse Igbos or is it CHM11 insulting Igbos who refused to inter marry,calling us all sorts of degrading names. But 28 March 2015 will be a day you south southerners will never forget. Welcome to one Nigeria! cheesy
Hey you, this is the arrogance we are talking about.
Telling someone what you observed about him/her is no insult. I believe we are all free to our own perception of people and most of the igbos I've seen in life are just not people I would want to associate with.

Maybe I will find some level headed ones in the future.

But for now, I'm too careful when dealing with igbos.

Proudly south southerner and I love Nigeria.
PetsRe: Y'all Tell Me What This Is by CHM11: 10:18pm On Apr 16, 2015
Chigozillah:
Which one is aye aye naahuh? huh huh huh
Its the name of an animal dear friend.. Google it to know more
PropertiesRe: A (working Class) Flatmate Needed. All Rooms En-suite. by CHM11: 10:05pm On Apr 16, 2015
sipsip:
Can you imagine. On top my own thread. Lol. Ask him privately na.
Don't be vexed bro, I'm supposed to have replied his mail since.
PropertiesRe: A (working Class) Flatmate Needed. All Rooms En-suite. by CHM11: 10:00pm On Apr 16, 2015
Djbaka:
Kindly respond to my mail.
Sorry bro, having issues with the associated mail address. Trying to fix it
Replied u bro
PropertiesRe: A (working Class) Flatmate Needed. All Rooms En-suite. by CHM11: 7:52pm On Apr 16, 2015
sipsip:
Oh... I really don't mind. As long as the person is a working class fellow. I already have one flatmate who works on the Island like I do, looking out for the another.
Oh kk,..lost a job due to accommodation ish in January myself.

Got a friend, dunno if she will be interested. You know ladies and fear
HealthRe: Urgent Pls! My Penis Size by CHM11: 7:39pm On Apr 16, 2015
And you opened a thread forhuh


You can simply do this to the P-nis

PropertiesRe: Pls Nairalanders I Have 1.5m In My Hand I Nid Already Build House To Buy by CHM11: 7:34pm On Apr 16, 2015
Go to agbara
PropertiesRe: A (working Class) Flatmate Needed. All Rooms En-suite. by CHM11: 7:32pm On Apr 16, 2015
This is nice..wish I saw this in January....
Bro your header should say 'Male flatmate'..or you don't mind having a chick as flatmate?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Can Solve This Simple, Yet Hard Aptitude Test Question by CHM11: 7:14pm On Apr 16, 2015
Perochelsea:
Thinking outside the box pls.
Thank you....but I said 'out of the box' on purpose.
Box as regards the question.
PetsRe: Y'all Tell Me What This Is by CHM11: 5:29pm On Apr 16, 2015
Op that looks like an Aye-Aye or a baby Lemur...I'm guessing aye aye though (judging from the hand)
EducationRe: University Of Benin Students Preparing For Exam(pictures) by CHM11: 6:54pm On Apr 15, 2015
Oh, ..I did this for 2 years at engineering and sciences before I stopped at 300 level when I started living alone. The Night class paid off in the end....

Though I wasted loads of sleepless night cos I would have to wait till 5:30 am before I go back to BDPA then come back for lectures by 8am again.....

Severe insomnia!!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Can Solve This Simple, Yet Hard Aptitude Test Question by CHM11: 6:38pm On Apr 15, 2015
SegunMike:
Here's my attempt.
N/B: The question didn't specify the units of the number(s) on the two sides of the equation, thus I'm free to assume mine.

So,

1 + 1 + 5 = 30

How;
1 (day) + 1 (hour) + 5 (hours) = 30 (hours).

That's the way I choose to reason this, and I'm entitled to my opinion.

Thanks. smiley
This is good...thinking out of the box
TravelRe: Travel To USA To Meet The Girl Am Dating by CHM11: 2:49pm On Apr 15, 2015
justwise:
[/b] It will not.
I think it will....not in terms of the embassy..but in terms of her own commitment.
TravelRe: Travel To USA To Meet The Girl Am Dating by CHM11: 2:20pm On Apr 15, 2015
Best tell her to come here then you guys can go to the embassy together, it will be easier and faster.
Christianity EtcRe: Was Jesus Naive To Have Said This? by CHM11: 2:15pm On Apr 15, 2015
I couldn't even finish the write up because of so many flaws from the beginning.

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