₦airaland Forum

Charlesberry:
I be calabar dude, before I d fancy Igbo gals like mad but not really anymore. Hv checked deir history with akwaibom and calabar. Hasn't gone well either. At first you think say love dey but after a while she will drain u to pieces. Last year I ended a 3 yrs relationship I had with dis anambra babe. She fyn die, her mom no more and her dad got married to someone else, she was everytin a man wanted, had good plans with her and during d period of executing those plans in her life, she deceive me and ran away.

Dat is a by gone issues.
Now if na wife material, guys, akwaibom and calabar ladies sure pass. Some dudes may classify them to sex only but lemme tell you guys. A Gud akwaibom or calabar gal will build ur home, d can cook, manage resources, make love etc.... a calabar woman or akwaibom woman will do wat it takes to keep her man at home.
Let me clear dis issues too about pple saying calabar or akwaibom ladies fix juju inside meal to trap a guy, that stories na lie, d secret is she can cook very very well, play love with you and build your family. With those even before 4pm, ya mind d huz.
Kudos to calabar and akwaibom ladies.

Seconded...Kufre is the best cook I know...Her vegetable soup ehn...
I started eating swallow at the age of 21, all thanks to Kufre. Every ball of Semo went down with either Fish, sliced kpomo, periwinkle, prawn or Oyster.....meeeehn Akwaibom girls, una mama born una well abeg....

Checking my phone for their contacts now...need to reconnect with some chicks

tohpahz:
Mk una two dey go abeg. Owerri dudes are coming for mi

Babes I care about you oh...Owerri guys!!!...have you seen a cooch on fire due to Friction?

tohpahz:
Stay safe na.. Lemme be looking for owerri guys

Hian...have mercy on your cooch.....owerri guys bleep like they Buhari is going to put a Ban on bleeping next week.

Oh I remember what Patrick sure owerri guy from Federal polytechnic Nekede did to Chika during NYSC.....The chick fainted!!!!

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Mgbeke feeling funky. [/color]

This got me cracking

tohpahz:
M not doing again

Lol ok I'm sorry, tune to Nat Geo and pick anything you see in the ocean. I will order for it.

tohpahz:
Lolzz .run away from them o

I have, once I hear 'a' I don't even wait for 'bia' before I call momsy to re-echo her warnings.

Safe here in PH with my akwaibom damsels...

tohpahz:
Let's go with fish jare

Fish is fine by me babe.
Tadpoles
Piranhas
Sting rays
Sharks
Dolphins
Killer wales
Sea Lions
Or Jellies

I'm a vegetarian though.

emusmith:
Is it an inherent sontin?

How I wish the dead can talk,..those that have died trying to catch up with akwaibom women would have told you to stay clear....

tohpahz:
With groundnut or fish?.

Anything that goes with Sand and Garri

tohpahz:
I tohpahz promises to be a good **** shines teeth at ring.. so wen are u buying me the blackberry passport

Oleeee!!!!
Hehehehe no wonder my mom warned me of Abia women...

emusmith:
Hahohehaho...

No be them go teach me ni? Lolz

Bro there are many ways to die oh, what's inbetween an akwaibom's womans Leg is deadlier than Clostridium Botulinum. So if you aint fit just play safe and avoid them.

tohpahz:
Haba.. not fair na.. ur mom has put sand in my garri.. tell her to change mind joor

Haaa...my mama Change mind I told you she's an anambra woman nau...lol

No worry, sand or no sand, that garri must be soaked tomorrow.

Shezhawt:
Wishing you all the best... Follow your dreams, you would get there... #bestWishes

Lol you too sweetz..

Will invite u ok?

Midehi:
Edo all the way!!!!

As a Uniben alumni...I can clearly say that Edo girls are of two types...

1. Those from Ekiadolor cross Uselu, Aduwawa, Textile mill junction, to Ringroad and new Benin....infact the whole of Benin...I call these girls the HUNTERS!!!!
These ones don't pretend..they are real and if you don't accept them the way they are then you can scrap off.

2. The Isians, Auchis, Etsakos and the rest- I call these ones the BUNNIES....these ones will speak the sweetest English in presence of the guy and act like they are born and bred in Aberdeen and School in birmingham, but once the guy leaves, meeeeehn,...you will see the streets of Ajegunle, Ontisha, Aba, Ibadan and chibok in one person.


All in all, Edo girls don't drag it too far, if you don't want just bug off....they use their head more than their heart. Sex is not commitment here...you can bleep for fun and it remains for fun without strings attached....

#Personal opinion/observation.

tohpahz:
But u can manage abia shey

Mom is from anambra...she keeps shouting and warning against Abia women...I still don't know why oh ?

Shezhawt:
It's a pity... You're actually generalising... You've completely written us off... No need to to apologize, i get it.. They've fooled you twice.. Hence Shame on 'you' hypothetically speaking of course....

Lol,..humor dear..humor..
That said, I don't have a thing against any tribe...I'm delta, my brother is married to my fathers colleagues daughter, she's from Katsina...my Twin sis is married to the best enugu guy...and I'm hoping I will see one classy light skinned Medical doctor or Quality assurance analyst from akwa ibom or Cross rivers....lol

Shezhawt:
You and Anambra girls got history, guess i'd stay away from you....

Oh...Just checked your pics...you are very pretty..I'm team #Lightskinned never been with a dark girl.

Shezhawt:
You and Anambra girls got history, guess i'd stay away from you....

Lols,,Nne maka why?
I wouldn't even come near you at this stage in my life...Anambra woman

I've never been this fat!!....don't want someone to be doing blood transfusion on me via sex....anambra girls look like angels in the outside but they can kill a man in the inside....(Not generalising again oh)

Tallesty1:
Your first comment is meaningless bro, it is mean to say that all village girls should marry themselves, even in jest.

Ok sorry if it offends you or any other person in anyway.
I wouldn't marry a village girl (ie illiterate, local, and archaic). This is because I have uncles and senior cousins who made that mistake and it didn't occur well.

That said, some people might be able to cope with these set of people. I just can't.....cos there's almost nothing we want to discuss about.

[quote author=siempere post=32539447]...hahaha...u nid to

Tallesty1:
If you think every girl in the village has Low IQ then your own IQ needs to be checked

If you cannot decipher the simple logic behind the context of my comment why did you bother to quote me?
Next time read between the lines.
Regards.

TheSonOfMark:
Spot on dude! Akwa-Ibom females aren't the hypocritical lot.

They are homely enough to make you the best meals and keep your home,


Then when in between the sheets, they are liberal enough to explore sexual fantasies with you.



Now tell me why anyone wouldn't want such ladies?



#iRepAkwaIbom #PromiseLand

As in ehn...I dated one when I was serving..even after the breakup due to distance and all.....I still can't imagine how one tribe can just be beautiful, homely, sexually outstanding, great cooks and they can do sweet feminine things....they don't have time to be fighting for equal rights in the home...they earn it....

I am from Delt but I love akwaibom ladies ..atleast the ones I've seen.....

And before I forget,..their Ladies do not grow old like others...at 50, an akwa ibom woman is still sexy, shapy and classy.......

I've not seen an obese akwaibom woman.

Cutehector:
I guess u wanted to write "I hate dull girls"

Thanks..I hate dull girls...I have a thing for intelligent and pretty ladies

lastchild:
no,what I meant is memory card in a blackberry phone,if I can save items I typed in my bb and save in mem card

Ooooh, yes u can...after typing your document and saving it. Go to applications---files----locate the document u saved and move to your memory card.

Why not? Put your memory card in a card reader, type your document and save it on your memory card.

Abeg village girls are not it..they should marry themselves... A village girl will feed you fat before she kills you with her low IQ level.

It all depends on the man though....for me its about what you have upstairs as a girl.....I have dull girls !!!!

Haba Akwa Ibom and cross River girls are it nau...that's no debate

Igbo and Yoruba!

One striking aspect I have noticed in this 72 hours
war of words is how convenient it has become for
people who live thousands of kilometers in far away
places like United Kingdom, USA, South Africa,
Germany, Italy and even Dubai, to draw lines on the
sand, threatening fire and brimstone, even planning
and declaring war in Lagos.
They have their family safely tucked away there while
they write war speeches for those of us in Lagos. So
funny.

Unfortunately, Tope that came to collect my bag from
me as soon as my car door opened did not read
those stuff. He was interested in knowing if I had a
restful night.

My girlfriend, Azeezat already made my favourite starch and Banga soup with river fish, pkomo and okporoko,..mind you she is from Katsina and she's the best cook and most beautiful girl I know.

And when Dotun called that his car broke down this
morning and he has a lot of running around to do in
the island, I handed my car keys to him, no questions
asked. If I was in his shoe he will do far more for
me...

Moreso, I need to see Yosuf Abdulrauf Mustapha, before weekend, its been a while. Such
an outstanding friend and brother. Dependable to a
fault. I call in Baba..been together from birth since our days in the barracks.

I almost forgot that tomorrow is the naming
ceremony of Kunle and Uchechi's son. We will all
assemble there to dine and wine. Dance to Sunny
Ade, Davido, Orezi, Zaki Aze, Flavour, MI and Osadebe. Eat Pounded Yam with Bitter leaf
soup because Kunle's mother in law is a real
Anambra woman.

These are relationships built over the years without
the consent of the Oba, APC or PDP. And I will not put them on the line for the sake of the Oba, Ambode or Jimi Agbaje.

This is my vow!

And no matter what you write,I have decided to move on to the next page....
Have a great day!

I am from Delta state!!!!!!
But most importantly I am a Nigerian!!!!!

Igbos want problem to ensue so they cam easily push for their Biafra....once yorubas in Lagos start victimising igbos, they will all move home and push for Biafra again....The APC don't want that hence they are threading with caution.

GodMode:
There's oil in Ondo... Which accounts for over 25% of the oil generated in Nigeria.

Its a big lie, 25percent from ondo...hahahahahahahahahahahah....
have you heard of the 80-20 oil production in Nigeria? ...mehn Ondo is second to Last in terms of oil production in Nigeria, get your facts right.

See image.

sweetgala:
Osun state actually contributes indirectly, it undertook over 50% of the civil service and state obligations of the old Oyo state

Good, and that crowd of civil servants are being productive in what way? Its not about being employed and sitting in an office signing and typing useless papers. You must be outstandingly productive.
I feel most ministries in Nigeria should be merged into one. Too many idle hands receiving millions yearly.

mideoti:
Sweet J!
What did we do in Osun to deserve this!?

Because you are like most northern states, you bring nothing at all to the federal account, you just take take and take. Your population is also small that's why you receive less charity.

I think your governor should strive and work more for IGR.