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Assembly of Niraland Widows!!

*scratchs hair* Annawhite!

~ ;d . ;d . ;d

^touching. Infact i'll lie down while proposing

La Parisienne:
LMFAO in French

Tu parle français?

Piggery??

mamalola19:
so u believe romance here .
used to think you were joking since u have a guy
well i am here, i just wanted to warn members
but since you all are old enough to care for yourselves then so be it
i said there are matured people that you can mingle with
but majority are bad, simples maybe if you saw the pictures i saw you would believe
make una continue online foolishness

in real life, i have a man
i only went for a drink because i thought he was a matured man
my bf goes for drinks too notin dey there
when did you join this platfom that you are already so trusty i laugh in japanese
hope you r not the emotional type, u would be easy to mess up big time
you better wise up maybe because you are in awe. smh sit down there

i see the val is blinding u from reality
well that is ur call
i was not even referring to u
i think u over react to much una never even reach one year
abeg go and cool ur blood down
marc is adorable n i have no biz with una
i only advising generally.

now i see how envious you are. Must you show the public how unlucky you were?

;d ;d ;d

They're expecting me to read these comprehensions

Dyt send me ur acc number or ur PMB no. At www.noguywantsme.com.ng

^^words of an emmotionally blinded creature. Keep it up

Those days are gone.

Smart indeed hahahaha rodflmao!! Please spill the beans joorh! Did he. . .emm did he . . . . .tttoutotototouch yyyyoyoyoyou! *stammering* and who might this guy be??

*looks away*

*Yawns* afternoon guys

onila:
you r wicked!

lol, not really my fault. I was under the influence of . . . . .

Flashaldrin:
what does that mean?? You are either the m.c or you're not. Or are you fibbing, bro??

that means i was neither the MC nor the a back bencher. I was an important character there ie: my contribution to the orderliness/competence of the party was significant

Well, i could remember mine. In my friend's get together party, i was jux lyk the M.C and when the party got to the dancing stage, i went outside to cool off then one úgly, disgusting looking girl appeared and started tossing me then i replied her with "i don't reckon having anything to do with imbesiles" may be that was because i was eyeing one other gurl and i was high. Then the gurl started crying. Biko kwa i'm not seeing myself

rokiatu:
She is my wife thank you very much.

oh my goodness! *rushes to the kitchen to find water to clear his eyes* God save the queen!! U'r male??

REALITY101:
* singing: you wanna see some virgin arss she wanna see some cash keep the bidding higher and that gonna make her smile chorus: make it rain . . . . Bidders make it rain . . . . Lool

can't stop laughing while trying to sing the song with the 'animal farm' voices, and then chewing the chorus with the pigs deep voices. Hahahaha rodflmao!

rokiatu:
Not when I am done with you.  

holy pigs foot!! Hmmm this is a public place

These are the kind of girls i like. Just tackle her from the right angle and get ready to recieve loads of gift from her. If she thinks she's smart, brain wash her, encourage her to get another bf and command endless flow of cash into your pocket.

But OP it seems like u've fouled the game, now she thinks you don't deserve her.

rosefleurs:
What do you mean, "at this age"?  Are you 50 years old?  Get over yourself. lol.  You obviously think you've done the impossible.  Ignorance is bliss.

@OP *in a deep voice* hear thee the voice of the deceit

Hotie Tima:
if i did would i be a virgin by now

be direct with ur answers pls. Wowww if u ment yes (u've had no x-sual feelings 4 a guy), then i respect you.

@OP the bible says that any man that looks at a lady with lust in his mind has committed adultery.

So tell me you've never looked at a man and got carried away (lust)? Tell me. . .

*spits* roasted nyash

onila:
oh plllss hiss*

can't imagine what you'll look like while exhibiting your oh plllss . Smh

^happily signing a death warrant.

Try it with a Nigerian man, skinny/fat and stand a chance being at the same level with the floor.

Tell me you havn't frown at your friend for her some-how behaviour in the presence of your bf.

Ahh today is as bored as boredom. Where's Sijo01? I need company

rubi96:
do u really enjoy ladies fighting over u?

not only do i enjoy it, it gives me an edge over our relationship cos it shows she's extremely lucky to have me. And that's a big deal

@OP I'm a living witness. It happened to me and i was just like, ahhh this is serious.

Only the kind of eye & attention you'll get from the surrounded ladies. Especially the o ne from your guys will make you work hard to secure another fight.