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Romance / Re: At This Age And Still A Virgin? by Chnges(m): 7:53pm On Feb 12, 2012
rokiatu:

Go wear your glasses or borrow papa own. grin  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy cheesy
you've guessed right once more. Hw did u knw i wear glasses But i dnt think mi eyes are lying; they're not even the stuff that sees things btw, its the brain.
Romance / Re: Who Met His/her Current Bf/gf Or Life Partner Through Nl? by Chnges(m): 7:48pm On Feb 12, 2012
^lol

@topic; yes grin grin grin
Romance / Re: At This Age And Still A Virgin? by Chnges(m): 7:41pm On Feb 12, 2012
*aww* but roki, you're not looking bad
Romance / Re: Can U Marry A Lady Or Guy U Meet On Nairaland? by Chnges(m): 7:39pm On Feb 12, 2012
^the question is not for you. Aint u married?
Romance / Re: At This Age And Still A Virgin? by Chnges(m): 7:26pm On Feb 12, 2012
^so u've been feeling trey songz all this while?
Romance / Re: Can U Marry A Lady Or Guy U Meet On Nairaland? by Chnges(m): 6:37pm On Feb 12, 2012
I'm getting married to goldieluks soon. So, Op, i've already done that.
Romance / Re: At This Age And Still A Virgin? by Chnges(m): 6:28pm On Feb 12, 2012
rokiatu:

Here I come with my AK47. I bought it specially for Mr Liallalala but never mind I will make sure I use bomb for his own case. grin grin grin grin

**Wrestling on the bed with laughter** can't wait to pick 'em in pieces with the morgue assistants grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Where Are The Handsome Men On Nairaland? by Chnges(m): 6:16pm On Feb 12, 2012
*smiles* grin grin grin grin wonderful thread
Romance / Re: At This Age And Still A Virgin? by Chnges(m): 6:11pm On Feb 12, 2012
*runs inside to get whistle* Tima & Rokiatu ATTACK!!!!!!!! <peeeeeeeeeei> *hears sound of cutleries flying out of the kitchen and smiles* smiley smiley grin grin
Romance / Re: They've Suddenly Become Nice by Chnges(m): 5:58pm On Feb 12, 2012
@OP this is not a joke. It's happening to me too and i've changed my sim card for the mean time.

Even here in NL, chicks de upload their pics like say 2mao no dey. Ahhh!! I see . . . .

They are creating different topics from different directions. Some go say people tell dem say dem no fine. Another one go create virgin thread, others go de drag 4 most beautiful visual award! Ahhh!! Are there some people seeing what i'm sawing?? grin grin *serious*
Nairaland / General / Re: I Think I Am The Funniest Girl In Nigeria by Chnges(m): 5:41pm On Feb 12, 2012
^my sister tell her o!! That was what i was about asking. Hmmm

SAFO:


hahahahahahahahahahaha **laughing with mouth closed** cheeeeei hahahaha
Romance / Re: Why Can't Nigerian Girls Have This Kind Of Tummy? by Chnges(m): 5:20pm On Feb 12, 2012
jobfront:
draining one carton of gulder,
hohohohehehdhehahaha
Romance / Re: Why Can't Nigerian Girls Have This Kind Of Tummy? by Chnges(m): 5:15pm On Feb 12, 2012
Lol, funny post grin grin grin

Our babes with such stomach has little or no boöbies. . .
Romance / Re: At This Age And Still A Virgin? by Chnges(m): 5:00pm On Feb 12, 2012
*Yawns* i'm a virgin too grin
Romance / Re: Why Can't Ladies Realize They Can Easily Get Any Man They Toast? by Chnges(m): 9:23pm On Feb 11, 2012
Sometimes we reason through our anus and pass feaces with our mouth.

How can you practise that in Naija where the guys always think that women that induldge in such art are cheap & dumped/over used??

Was this topic created to criticize our Naija babes or to encourage them
Romance / Re: My Gf Is Interested In Men Only On Facebook (pls Advice Me O) by Chnges(m): 9:13pm On Feb 11, 2012
Just email me her username then i'll hack and give you her password. You can then manipulate from there.
Romance / Re: What ‘Crazy’ Thing Would You Do On Feb 14? by Chnges(m): 9:06pm On Feb 11, 2012
^and you'll triuph, dìckless!!
Romance / Re: What ‘Crazy’ Thing Would You Do On Feb 14? by Chnges(m): 8:57pm On Feb 11, 2012
Sleeping with my gf throughout (unclad) without being intimate. Then watch champions league by 8:45pm
Romance / Re: Will You Watch Champions League Or Celebrate Valentine's Day? by Chnges(m): 8:47pm On Feb 11, 2012
Stamford bridge live and direct. Can't wait to arrive_ Torres! Torres!! Torres!!!
Romance / Re: I'll Tear Them Apart! by Chnges(m): 8:36pm On Feb 11, 2012
Lol
Romance / Re: Who Do U Love More? by Chnges(m): 6:46pm On Feb 11, 2012
I think it depends on the age of the woman. If she hasn't gotten to menopouse, she'll save the husband. Then they'll bear all their lost children in 4yrs time. Simple!
Romance / Re: My Happiness For Her Life by Chnges(m): 3:45pm On Feb 11, 2012
My suggestions was based on the principle of self control, transparency (to an extent) and being nice. That was why i said "if i were to be OP" Although it's a risky stuff to do, but he has no other choice if he wants to take his baby love(fianceé) unawares. But my above suggestion will be about 8O% effective if he hadn't given her the shock of her life. @OP if you had known, you could av asked for help b4 spilling the beans.

Anyways, it's not too late only if he can play the game. I don't think any woman will be happy to continue a relationship that is as bored as hell. ^^ don't u think so?? grin grin
Romance / Re: See What A Nigerian Man Bought For His Naija Girl For Valentine Day by Chnges(m): 3:23pm On Feb 11, 2012
Sour mouthed ragger morfian. It's not your fault! It's NL's fault for admiting back benchers like you that can only come her to either find a partner, spew rubbish and get scot free or proof your high rate insurgence!!. I dont blame you cos a blind man rules in the land of the blind; You've got the gods to talk to people in ur locality anyhow does not justify the fact that you have to come here and showcase ur enhanced insanity!!! I've tried to be cool to you but it seems lyk u're taking for ignorance. Then, it's high time i show you how psychologically hampered creatures like you should be threated. . . . .*fuming*
Romance / Re: My Happiness For Her Life by Chnges(m): 3:12pm On Feb 11, 2012
If i were the OP, it's either i talk with my fianceé about it or go to the girl, console her without telling her i love her and start up a normal relationship. And my aim of doing this will be to dilute her conc. Mind from the ability of commiting succide. Then on the long run, i'll start keeping her at arms length (maybe reduce the frequency of calls, cut conversations short and equally reduce the amount of time i spend with her). Through this, she'll know that i'm loosing interest and it'll be in a gradual occurance. The only reason she's trying to commit sucide is because the guy (op) gave her a shock! And that is something else. U can't bleep a lady, grow a relationship and destroy it immediately! If op had continued with the relationship and disengage from Bleep, the poor oyinbo gurl will get fed up and leave in peace, simple!!!

@ Op i suggest you give it a try, and never have Bleep with her cos that's what oyibo gurls likes most. Control ursef, behave as if u guys are casual friends, make the relationship boring, and watch how she'll flee to get a lively one!!!
Romance / Re: See What A Nigerian Man Bought For His Naija Girl For Valentine Day by Chnges(m): 2:58pm On Feb 11, 2012
Goldieluks:





You are the most clueless human I've ever met online, no offence. Carry go, there's no need beating a dead
horse like you. I thought I was plain enough on my post, and if you don't get it , you I'll never get it even if its pasted in front of your tv. You are free to wallow away with ignorance. Its a free world after all.
This is not a game of competition, you can stick to whatever it is you believe in, and i'd do thesame. You may want to look for a more profitable way to enjoy your weekend dear. This move ain't working for ya, am afraid!

hahhahahahahahahahahbhahagahahahaha grin grin grin grin what's ur point Who's swimming in ignorance btwn us two??

You're afraid? Afraid of what? See we've got nothing to argue about. May be i could learn from you!! i don't think i was kicking hard goldie, just feel free to drop your clues, if they're ok, i'll go with you. Simple!!! No need 4 ur bush hunting method.
Romance / Re: My Happiness For Her Life by Chnges(m): 2:47pm On Feb 11, 2012
^^ u've forgotten that their way of reasoning differs from ours?? They've done nothing wrong! The just gave the OP some words to put into consideration thats all
Romance / Re: See What A Nigerian Man Bought For His Naija Girl For Valentine Day by Chnges(m): 2:33pm On Feb 11, 2012
Goldieluks:





If only you have the ability to think critically, you'd have been able to ascertain from my first reply that your a victim of your own gullibilty. Try reading the meaning of words using a diverse approach to it, it would help you a long way, stop sticking to just one meaning only, and stop usin gjust  dictionaries to define words, you've got stuffs like bing and google,those search engine are not just there for you to look for insultive words only. Try using it to your own advantage. My 5 pence of advise, take it or leave it!  And lastly, stop sounding mean, cause you don't know me neither do I know you, our first time of conversing. Do try and be nice next time. Nuff said!
hahahaha lmao!! Do you know what? In an attempt to overhaul your inabilities, you get yourself into trouble. You've googled that already? Seems like its answers differs with location.huh??

Goldieluks?? grin grin grin Very confused being. I see you've got nothing else to say.

Your inability to convey what you have in mind is getting you stucked up and you're now trying to get away with it by saying "do try and be nice next time" That's a bad way of leting go, even a simple minded slowpoke would not accept that and i'll make you kiss the dust!

Point of correction, i think this isn't our first conversation and i'm not mean at all. Just that you're lobes are glidding.
Romance / Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by Chnges(m): 1:28pm On Feb 11, 2012
annawhite:

so u go do wetin?
Abeg park well make i see beta *valee*
No be cross river me and u dey,u no wan make i find a valee wey dey obodo oyibo
Wetin u wan give me again?e no go pass rubber sandals na grin grin

Erm erm brother changes where we stop cheesy
hahahahaha *faints* grin grin grin it's not fair o grin grin
Romance / Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by Chnges(m): 1:08pm On Feb 11, 2012
^ the charity homes. smiley smiley
Romance / Re: My Happiness For Her Life by Chnges(m): 1:05pm On Feb 11, 2012
doe-eyed:

@ Riihimaki,

Pls don't give into the pressure from the parents. This is a manipulative situation where the parents are players or pawns. If u bend to their will, would u be jumping at every whim she brings up. If u decide to go along and meet her, you would only be manipulated into a tight corner.  If you have to, go with a legal representative.

(1)To other posts maligning your sleeping with her. All I can say is they were 2 consenting adults. He didn't force her to sleep wt him. If she had mental health issues or baggage, its for her to sort it out or get help.

(2)I find her parents actions quite irresponsible.

(3)To your fiancee, she needs to know about these issues before it explodes.
My 2 cents.

@1st bolded; true talk. Makes sense

@2nd bolded; you have no idea on how it feels to be childless. You can do anything to protect ur only offspring.

@3rd bolded; the best solution for now. Makes sense
Romance / Re: See What A Nigerian Man Bought For His Naija Girl For Valentine Day by Chnges(m): 12:50pm On Feb 11, 2012
Goldieluks:






Ok lemme spare some time to explain what I meant by gullible on this particular issue.
1. You automatically believe that I wanted a valentine gift from you.
2. You were able to conclude that am a widow, who is probably in search of a valentine partner. Your gullibility is pretty overwhelming. No need regreting, just try sticking to topic next time, digressing is not your thing dear.
goldie, gullible=easily decieved.
grin grin grin I never believed you've got yoursef a new era dictionary.

Before gullibility is ascertained, the victim might have fallen for the baite don't you think so? *looks @ her from the corner of his eye* Then which of your baite have i fallen captive of?? grin grin

@ the bolded. I'm too old of a bird to be caught with chaff grin grin Who were you trying to discharge? Me? Lol grin grin grin you're not serious!!

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