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Nairaland GeneralRe: 70 Year Old Man Wakes Up In Benue Morturary After Being Confirmed Dead by chocolateme(f): 6:51am On Sep 05, 2015
Hmm.. eleyi gidi gan...
How can he not come back to this life wey dey sweet like..
Papa, welcome back but make sure say you no carry evil come back.
Good news.
CelebritiesRe: Checkout The Expensive Cars Of Top Nigerian Musicians(photos) by chocolateme(f): 6:48am On Sep 05, 2015
I am tired of seeing celebrity expensive vehicles, I want to see celebrity BUSINESS INVESTMENTS and I don't mean ENDORSEMENTS.
GamingRe: Did You Play This Game When You Were A Kid? (pictures) by chocolateme(f): 6:47am On Sep 05, 2015
Yes of course, in 1969 precisely May 18th
CrimeRe: My Fluid Is A Sacred Holy Milk - Pastor Makes Members Suck His Manhood In Church by chocolateme(f): 6:43am On Sep 05, 2015
Adonbelivit
CelebritiesRe: Davido Collaborates With Trey Songz On New Track by chocolateme(f): 6:41am On Sep 05, 2015
The hussle continues
PoliticsRe: Vindictive Buhari Fires His Chief Security Officer by chocolateme(f): 6:37am On Sep 05, 2015
Buhari FIRES! FIRES!! And FIRES!!!
I am beginning believe that Buhari consulted Merlin to rent his DRAGON because so much FIRE has been emanating from him for so long now.
PoliticsRe: Okorocha, Tinubu Set To Clash Over Ministerial Nomination by chocolateme(f):
Okorocha the pregnant man, hope you have hit the gym recently because this weight (Tinubu) you are about to carry is outrageous.
APC is now having a lot of discord among themselves..
I knew it that the taste of pudding lies on eating it.


FTC
Chocolate cream
CelebritiesRe: Nairabet Signs Phyno As New Ambassador (photos) by chocolateme(f): 6:28am On Sep 05, 2015
Congrats! Hard work pays.
I love Phyno
PoliticsRe: Very Disturbing News From Germany by chocolateme(f): 6:27am On Sep 05, 2015
Its really disturbing but measures should be put in place before it escalates.
PhonesRe: Share Your NCC Directive Induced 'barred Line' Experiences by chocolateme(f): 6:27am On Sep 05, 2015
I blocked mtn from disturbing my sim.
HealthRe: How To Treat Sleep Apnea by chocolateme(f): 6:24am On Sep 05, 2015
Would have loved to see the details here but LA click LA faint.
PoliticsRe: Of Buhari’s Body Language And Jonathan’s Legacies - The FCT Post by chocolateme(f): 6:22am On Sep 05, 2015
There is a limit to what man can do PERIOD.
PoliticsRe: Believe News From The Following Media Outfits At Your Own Peril by chocolateme(f): 6:20am On Sep 05, 2015
What of ihe Mike Ejeagha kwuru?
FamilyRe: I Just Don't Know What To do by chocolateme(f): 6:11am On Sep 05, 2015
Praying about it is OK and also talk to a prayer group too in your place of worship to enjoin you in prayers. God's delayal cannot be denial.
As for the rush going through the traditional means, he he! I hope you are ready for any repercussions that eventually comes with it?

BTW: are you saying that you can't wait for God's appointed time? You want it thru the fastest means? My dear, please still hang on OK because every problem has an expiry date. smiley
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Robbers Who Shot 8-years Old Boy During Operation (photo) by chocolateme(f): 6:05am On Sep 05, 2015
They should be imprisoned for life
PoliticsRe: The Chibuike Amaechi I know by chocolateme(f): 5:59am On Sep 05, 2015
Why is it that despite every opinion everyone has about the guy pictured above whether positive or negative, all I keep seeing in his 24hour wide open eyes is "I no send all of una"
PoliticsRe: Why I See Buhari As A Fraud And A Joke: Yaradua Assets Declaration. by chocolateme(f): 5:53am On Sep 05, 2015
What about the ones scattered all over the countries outside Nigeria?
CelebritiesRe: Why I Did The Longest Freestyle On Radio — Vector by chocolateme(f): 5:49am On Sep 05, 2015
Its I'm your blood Vec
RomanceRe: Ladies! Please Stop This 'cheap' Attitude Of Yours by chocolateme(f): 10:53pm On Sep 04, 2015
Its true, seconded.
But I must say that that it came sarcastically from you as an " insulting advice" did any of such ladies visit you and ended up stealing your rolex and iPhone 8?
grin
PoliticsRe: Photos: President Buhari Visits Homestate, Katsina by chocolateme(f): 10:51pm On Sep 04, 2015
Bubu pls use bottled water container to bring fresh cow milk for me when coming back.
CrimeRe: Student Nabbed For Giving Colleague Cake Laced With Indian Hemp by chocolateme(f):
That boy should be given overdose of that GANJA CAKE to eat and become over excited.



FTC
Chocolate Cream
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Lady Vying To Rule Spain by chocolateme(f): 10:35pm On Sep 04, 2015
It will be a very historical event in the history of Nigerians, powerful ladies of source.
Just like me, soon to be minister in this very Nigeria.
You will all witness it.
Amen.
RomanceRe: She Gave Me A Hot Slap Just For Asking Her A Question. by chocolateme(f): 6:37pm On Sep 04, 2015
While she thought you were gonna ask " will you marry me"?
You lucky say your eye sockets no empty join.
CelebritiesRe: Rose Mensah Divorces Husband 4 Days After Wedding (see Why) by chocolateme(f): 6:26pm On Sep 04, 2015
Wow! Its Ghollywood
TravelMy Very Embarrassing Moment. Whats Yours? by chocolateme(op): 5:59pm On Sep 04, 2015
Very embarassing but i will share it.. mine is gonna be weired too.
Lets drop pretence and forming and join this cool but embarrassing thread.
I was in a keke (tricycle) alone one day, so I felt pressed to fart so decided to take advantage of the speed of the driver to release the hot air. Immediately it went out in silent mode, I wouldn't know what made the guy to not only slow down but stopped to pick passengers at that particular time. Lo and behold, everywhere filled up. The next thing I knew, the keke man covered his nose, turned off his engine, jumped down and started screaming and raking at me with a very loud voice that I should come down before I destroy his life, I was speechless and rooted to my seat, confused and ashamed with people mopping to understand what was going on.
I quietly begged him to stop shouting and he said I should come down and even forget about paying him, that I should go with the payment that its OK with him.
I came down and quickly boarded a bike and disappeared into thin air. Wow!! What an embarrassing day it was.
Mom, dad and siblings still laugh and joke about it till tomorrow.
That's what I call "atomic bomb' share yours. Lol.
PoliticsRe: Church Tells Woman To Be Donating At Least N200,000 Every Yr Or Leave The Church by chocolateme(f): 5:29pm On Sep 04, 2015
Task Force Church of the most high.
Adonbelivit
RomanceRe: Does Size Really Matter! Is Bigger Better? by chocolateme(f): 5:28pm On Sep 04, 2015
goodmorning40:
How did u escape through the gates
lol
Nairaland GeneralRe: SHOCKING!!! Villagers Tie Up Pregnant Woman And Savagely Beat Her to death by chocolateme(f): 5:18pm On Sep 04, 2015
IVORY2009:
u don close for work? Wellkome...
hahahaha yes
Nairaland GeneralRe: SHOCKING!!! Villagers Tie Up Pregnant Woman And Savagely Beat Her to death by chocolateme(f): 5:13pm On Sep 04, 2015
Thought its only in my country that jungle justice happens
RomanceRe: Does Size Really Matter! Is Bigger Better? by chocolateme(f): 5:10pm On Sep 04, 2015
jeremiah505:
Smiles... U gat me LMAO...
me self dey here dey LMAO grin

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