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Hmm.. eleyi gidi gan... How can he not come back to this life wey dey sweet like.. Papa, welcome back but make sure say you no carry evil come back. Good news. |
I am tired of seeing celebrity expensive vehicles, I want to see celebrity BUSINESS INVESTMENTS and I don't mean ENDORSEMENTS. |
Yes of course, in 1969 precisely May 18th |
Adonbelivit |
The hussle continues |
Buhari FIRES! FIRES!! And FIRES!!! I am beginning believe that Buhari consulted Merlin to rent his DRAGON because so much FIRE has been emanating from him for so long now. |
Okorocha the pregnant man, hope you have hit the gym recently because this weight (Tinubu) you are about to carry is outrageous. APC is now having a lot of discord among themselves.. I knew it that the taste of pudding lies on eating it. FTC Chocolate cream |
Congrats! Hard work pays. I love Phyno |
Its really disturbing but measures should be put in place before it escalates. |
I blocked mtn from disturbing my sim. |
Would have loved to see the details here but LA click LA faint. |
There is a limit to what man can do PERIOD. |
What of ihe Mike Ejeagha kwuru? |
Praying about it is OK and also talk to a prayer group too in your place of worship to enjoin you in prayers. God's delayal cannot be denial. As for the rush going through the traditional means, he he! I hope you are ready for any repercussions that eventually comes with it? BTW: are you saying that you can't wait for God's appointed time? You want it thru the fastest means? My dear, please still hang on OK because every problem has an expiry date. ![]() |
They should be imprisoned for life |
Why is it that despite every opinion everyone has about the guy pictured above whether positive or negative, all I keep seeing in his 24hour wide open eyes is "I no send all of una" |
What about the ones scattered all over the countries outside Nigeria? |
Its I'm your blood Vec |
Its true, seconded. But I must say that that it came sarcastically from you as an " insulting advice" did any of such ladies visit you and ended up stealing your rolex and iPhone 8? ![]() |
Bubu pls use bottled water container to bring fresh cow milk for me when coming back. |
That boy should be given overdose of that GANJA CAKE to eat and become over excited. FTC Chocolate Cream |
It will be a very historical event in the history of Nigerians, powerful ladies of source. Just like me, soon to be minister in this very Nigeria. You will all witness it. Amen. |
While she thought you were gonna ask " will you marry me"? You lucky say your eye sockets no empty join. |
Wow! Its Ghollywood |
Very embarassing but i will share it.. mine is gonna be weired too. Lets drop pretence and forming and join this cool but embarrassing thread. I was in a keke (tricycle) alone one day, so I felt pressed to fart so decided to take advantage of the speed of the driver to release the hot air. Immediately it went out in silent mode, I wouldn't know what made the guy to not only slow down but stopped to pick passengers at that particular time. Lo and behold, everywhere filled up. The next thing I knew, the keke man covered his nose, turned off his engine, jumped down and started screaming and raking at me with a very loud voice that I should come down before I destroy his life, I was speechless and rooted to my seat, confused and ashamed with people mopping to understand what was going on. I quietly begged him to stop shouting and he said I should come down and even forget about paying him, that I should go with the payment that its OK with him. I came down and quickly boarded a bike and disappeared into thin air. Wow!! What an embarrassing day it was. Mom, dad and siblings still laugh and joke about it till tomorrow. That's what I call "atomic bomb' share yours. Lol. |
Task Force Church of the most high. Adonbelivit |
goodmorning40:lol |
IVORY2009:hahahaha yes |
Thought its only in my country that jungle justice happens |
jeremiah505:me self dey here dey LMAO ![]() |
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