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dairykidd:
And am so glad i am collecting my first MAJOR money bag for this year in about 2 weeks from today

#nomoreupkeepmoney

don't forget she who posted it to u... Me of course

She is a pretty damsel and facially colourful..
Wish I can see her without facial colours..
Me like naturals too.

Ok

Congratulations

From 5 years old is ideal even if they have to stay for 1 hour playing around with water and detergent foam..
Op for me 7 its too old afterall, look at Daniella of Mak Angels at 6..

By their answers, you will know..


CHILD A

A is for Analgesic

B is for B-Complex

C is for Cesarean Section

D  is for Diagnosis

E is for ECG

F is for Fungi

G is for Gene

H is for Hospital

.......


CHILD B

A is for Axe

B is for Board

C is for Chisel

D is for Drawing

E is for Elastic

F is for Foam

G is for Gum

H is for Hammer

.......


CHILD C

A is for Agbero

B is Bus stop

C is for Carry go

D is for Duro wole 

E is for Egbeda

F is for Fun mi lowo

G is for Goke owa driver

H is for Holla m

....


CHILD D

A is for Amala

B is for Beans

C is for Crayfish

D is for Dried pepper

E is for Egwusi

F is for Fish

G is for Garri

......


CHILD E

A is for Airforce 1

B is for Buhari/Blunder

C is for Celebrities

W is for who u epp

L is for Lalasticlala

E is for E pain am

O is for Odiegwu

F is for Ftc

I is for Ishilove 

M is fo Moniker

W is for Wailers 

Z is for Zombies

C is for Clueless

D is for Dullard

V is for Vaseline crew

A is Ajala/minister for Tourism

D is for Do the needful

P is for Promise Land..


Categorize Child A,B C D and E.


Lalasticlala/ishilove

Wan47:
LITTER? anyway a litre here is #250...... in calabar

na there your eyes go quick go...

Really? Have u tired preaching the word of God in a party? And it is not crazy

Very sad

Abeg oo.. make this destitutes no carry bigger problem join the ones wey Nigeria already carry for head..
You no say all these foreigners no get chill especially all these Rahi papa..
They will be rescued.

NEW FRAUD. PLS BEWARE!!

Given below is what happened to someone & he has narrated this in his own words:

" I received a call from someone claiming that he was from my mobile Service provider and he asked me to shutdown my phone for 2 hours for 3G update to take place. As I was rushing for a meeting,I did not question, but just shut down my cell phone. After 45 minutes I felt very suspicious since the caller did not even introduce his name. I quickly turned on my cell phone and saw several missed calls from my family members and the others were from the number that had called me earlier –I called my parents and I was shocked that they sounded very worried asking me whether I am safe. My parents told me that they had received a call from someone claiming that they had me with them and asking for money to let me free. The call was so real and my parents even heard 'my voice' crying out loud asking for help. My father was at the bank waiting for next call to proceed for money transfer. I told my parents that I am safe and asked them to lodge a police report .Right after that I received another call from the guy asking me to shutdown my cell phone for another 1 hour which I refused to do and hung up. They kept calling my cell phone until the battery had run down. I myself lodged a police report and I was informed by the officer that there were many such scams reported. MOST of the cases reported that the victim had already transferred the money! And it is impossible to get back the money. Be careful as this kind of scam might happen to any of us!!!Those guys are so professional and very convincing during calls. If you are asked to shut down your cell phone for updates by the service provider, ASK AROUND!Your family or friends might receive the same call. "Be Safe and Stay Alert!Please pass around to your family and friends !!!v

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Ok ooo

He is calling for unity in another country while his own is in disarray..
No problem.. we shall get there.

rottennaija:
No... But for a clean job to be done like in bokoharam, it might take more than a year, requires good strategy and we'll trained men.
But also, before they can cover the creeks very well, the sources of the country's revenue might be severely depleted

hmm.. seriously??

Here we are.. are you a father? Do you have a little daughter that is less than 10 years old? Are you very close to her enough to know her favourites? Hope you are not JUST a daddy for paying school frees, providing for the family, paying house rent, too busy daddy and over authoritative dad?
Ok... Without cheating or doing Photo, answer the following questions about your daughter and verify later from her.. score yourself "over ten" and tell us here..
Your score determines how close you are with your daughter. Here we go...
1: what is her best friend's name from school?
2: what is her favourite colour(s)?
3: what is her best food?
4: what do you have in common with her?
5: what dies she want to be when she grows up?
6: what is her favourite TV program?
7: if cartoons, which particular one is her favourite?
8: who does she prefer to bath her or do her homework with, you or mom?
9: what makes her cry or sad?
10: what makes her giggle and laugh?
Oya fathers.. over to you..

Ok na

Ole..

It has five(5) Fridays..
It has five(5) Saturdays..
It has five(5) Sundays..

Again, it can only happen in every 823 years and according to the philosophy of one Chinese man called Feng Shui, this unique month is called "Money Bags".

So let's claim it irrespective of the current situations in Nigeria and the bad news all over the place, we are embracing wealth, health and success in this new month of July...

Are you positive about this new month everyone reading this?.. are you ready to collect your MONEY BAGS

Dapper indeed

Hmm.. this is amazing, will love to stand beside him and snap too.

Can you imagine

OjukwuWarBird:
Beautiful

The guy is handsome

You gave me your mum's number. Why.?

You embarrassed me

you sent a mail without identifying yourself as the Ojukwu guy from Nairaland even after introducing your name, and you also know that your e mail address is not related to your moniker, so how do I connect all the dots in the first place?

Nice one from the Igbo people

OjukwuWarBird:
Check your Email for answers

Chocolateme

I have see and replied u

idupaul:
At least you know he is a warrior so he will protect you and your kids when the time comes na

you are something else, now you add kids to the picture.. are u living in Disney World?

OjukwuWarBird:
Is that a prophecy.?





Check your email. Sent you something very important.

I have checked.

[quote author=Emmatdayo post=47001977][/quote]fine tnx u?

Have read so much about crimes and creeks, thecreeks at Ogun state, Ikorodu area of lLagos and so on.
Are these creeks same thing as sambisa forests that no security personal can penetrate them? Why do I keep hearing and reading about criminals running back into the creeks after perpetrating evils without being followed?
Make una help me understand.. is it that it is too dangerous for the military or police to invade because its obvious that its the criminal's den but do they have elsewhere deeper or higher than the den to hide if invaded?
Just wondering why there has been no news about military invasion into the creeks.

idupaul:
Chocolateme oya wake up husband don't show

so idupaul.. you have already pronounced I and ojukwuwarbird husband and wife already? Is that how you want to give me out in marriage? Or are u not scared of his moniker as I am?