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taylor88:
hmmmm

bae ur beauty is provoking

my gf will die today

she go tell me y she no dey rub better cream

lol.. wetin cream get to do with this? Hahaha!! Abeg leave her alone joorr!! And tnx for your compliment

No

Ok.. it goes like this, a friend wants to rent a two bedroom apartment in Lagos for five months for a temporal stay due to some engagements, he prefers it to lodging in a hotel.
I have never seen it in Lagos where you just rent temporarily for just five months without being forced to pay for a full year.
Who knows the possibility of getting such apartment? Tnx

Ok

Cool

Uwc dear

udondeymadt:
take it to slots and do a phone swap. since u say the device is brand new, its worth might even be higher than that 55k u mentioned

wow!! I will do tell him to do that, cool. Tnx dear

If i close my eyes, i can try for the sake of the betterment of my family as long as the meat wont kill me and as long as its not a human being but an animal..

Good

Happy birthday :
Here are his pictures for those that wishes to know what he looks like. (Old pics though)
Happy birthday oga sir..
Dont crush on him because he already has crushes if you know what i mean #snakes#cleavagess#pre-wedding pictures#

thecardinal:
It's almost indisputable that nairaland is the most popular online

forum in Nigeria. What is also incontrovertible is that the site has

become synonymous with certain very popular monikers. This is a

profile and tribute to the people I think are the most recognizable

names on Nairaland. Do you agree with the list? Feel free to name

yours. Long live Nairaland! Here we go

1. Lalasticala : The snake man, needs no introduction. He is to

Nairaland what Egusi is to Eba! He is quite a good writer


2. Seun: The CEO, chairman, Managing director we hail thee. God

bless you for making this forum what it is


3. Airforce1: I must confess that I don't know much about this man

but this musician seems to evoke many comments.


4. Omenka : If words could kill, this man would have died long ago

A lot of Nairalanders have made it their business to launch attacks
on this man at the drop of a hat. But he seems to take it all without
flinching



5. LadyF: All I know about her is - "It's LadyF again"



6. Lanicky : I see this name everywhere, can't even remember why



7. TosyneTomuch : This guy probably has an obsession with the

number 10. I only hope he doesn't marry 10 wives. He's a good

writer too


8. Ishilove: This is one of the monikers I learnt to quickly

recognise. I enjoy reading his posts



9. Beremx: This is another name that pops up a lot


10. Chocolateme: I don't know how popular she is, but she's my

favourite Nairalander! Peace I'm out

theCardinal.. sweet how are you? Where you dey sef? I never see your breaklight since..

smartpyzee:
negative.....negative....negative!....am nt lyk ur bf na were his 'UNDER' smells...

lol

smartpyzee:
I dnt wear boxers

you know that boxers reduces the spread of odour from your UNDER..
Now u said u don't wear boxers..
Meaning thst you just smell everywhere without meter to reduce the odour.. kwontinu

Wonders shall never seize..
Even a cassava covers its nudity while some are showcasing it. Strange and odd right?

My neighbor came in from Ghana and i went with him to Ikeja Computer Village to buy the phone, we bought it 65k, he traveled and came back yesterday and surprisingly was with the phone.
He said his wife said she doesn't want Z30 but BlackBerry Passport hmm..
Today, the seller said he will keep it and but will pay back the money in a month time nawao.
Well he wants to cut down the price and sell it off ASAP to who has the money available at hand.
He sells at 55k last. Who wants to buy?

Congrats

holluphemydavid:
Lolz, dnt tell me after ur nice comments, u wnted to drag first to comment with me, Enya sorry next time will reserve dat for u

story for the gods.. i am still first to comment. Wait it will soon get to front page.

smartpyzee:
hw do u knw she is 'vry quiet, vry calm ad calculated?!'.........hmm sumtin is smelling

check your boxers for what is smelling..

4 months, maybe it's its even too much sef because after counting the years of the relationship and how it has become wasted, nw u want to add another extra one year brooding over your loss.
Its not how long that matters but how well u managed and handled the situation during your emotional breakdown. Are you gonna come out of it strong and more positive towards your next relationship with lessons learnt and mistakes corrected from the previous relationship OR are you going to going to come out frustrated, angry and revenge oriented planning on taking out the frustration on the next partner or end up always coming comparing your current partner to the last one.. so it entails a lot. It can MAKE or MAIM someone. Though, even if the loved one doesn't show within those few months, then get your mind occupied with other things, run away from self pity and get yourself engrossed in so many activities that will take your mind off the issue.
By the way...

Op what's wrong with u huh..?? How long will it take you to RECEIVE SENSE and know that you don't create a thread and become first to comment, are you a politician?

sundayslim:
So you didn't even mention me ?? Kontinu

eyaaa my darling.. pardon me please. You are my sweetheart and honey. Have you forgiven me?

Qualer:
choco-synthesis nwa... how far!!?

i dey my sweetheart and u?

kiddoiLL:
u make it sound like u know her personally

yes very. Very well

Talk is free shaa

Is that ok?

Ok

I think he is the guy in the middle.. though he is wearing Shoe..

My ever loving papa

Ok

The husband who made no attempt.. because even the parachute may have been tampered with and may not save the woman. But she took the jump.

Nice