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Celebrities / Re: Nigerians On Facebook Start The Tonto Dikeh Challenge #tontodikehchallenge by Choise(f): 10:54am On Jun 20, 2017
But really this dude with beards...

Dumb AF

Celebrities / Re: Nigerians On Facebook Start The Tonto Dikeh Challenge #tontodikehchallenge by Choise(f): 10:53am On Jun 20, 2017
ak33n:
OP, we all know that's you and your sister..



and that's really dumb actually..

angry

Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke And Her Mother Share Striking Resemblance (Photo) by Choise(f): 4:42pm On Jun 13, 2017
Oboy, you see that actress?


Shebi i tell you say na her mama she resemble

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Sports / Re: Video Of Two Children In A Boxing Match In Abeokuta While Adults Cheer On by Choise(f): 11:07am On Jun 13, 2017
Nice one....

They are well trained in boxing ACT

Love this
Celebrities / Re: Checkout Bobrisky’s New Barbie Look For His Hobnobs In US by Choise(f): 9:30am On Jun 12, 2017
He's growing mad by the day

Health / Re: Man Who Took Tramadol Overdose Faints, Friends Pour Him Water (Photos) by Choise(f): 12:23pm On Jun 06, 2017
Weh done sir
martineverest:
nothing o.....just to satisfy woman

Health / Re: Man Who Took Tramadol Overdose Faints, Friends Pour Him Water (Photos) by Choise(f): 12:21pm On Jun 06, 2017
softwerk:
See his face like an Acting President grin

With all the tramadol his di*k didn't even erect lipsrsealed grin

Romance / Re: “stop Faking Your Orgasms To Please Men” – Ex-bba Contestant, Huddah Monroe by Choise(f): 11:15am On Jun 06, 2017
NoFavors:
wait, you mean a man should go through these books just to please one hoè?

This one weak me grin cheesy

Education / Re: Female Bus Driver Rescues 56 Students Before Bus Bursts Into Flames by Choise(f): 11:33am On Jun 02, 2017
Lalasticlala....you no like this one?

Because snake and scorpions no dy inside the bus too bah
Education / Re: What Happened To The Top Scoring Student In Your School? by Choise(f): 11:31am On Jun 02, 2017
Nah...She a popular model
DEIFIED:

Are you the öne on your dp?.
Education / Re: Female Bus Driver Rescues 56 Students Before Bus Bursts Into Flames by Choise(f): 11:28am On Jun 02, 2017
If na Naija School Bus driver now.......

let me nor say anything

Education / Re: What Happened To The Top Scoring Student In Your School? by Choise(f): 10:07am On Jun 02, 2017
LastMumu:
He is currently a manager in one of them big oil companies in PH.
I'm not doing bad either. I'm also the ring leader of 3 different groups on Facebook. Our specialty is in giving out browsing cheats and selling Waec/Neco expo to students at affordable rates.











Lastmumu

cheesy grin

This one weak me

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Health / Re: FG To Implement 9 Laws On Smoking In Nigeria by Choise(f): 4:03pm On Jun 01, 2017
This one weak me

Health / Re: My Daughter With Cerebral Palsy Was Battered By The Therapist I Trusted by Choise(f): 2:16pm On Jun 01, 2017
My God...This is inhumane


So sad
Education / Re: Nigeria’s Hairiest Woman, Queen Okafor Matriculates At NOUN (Photos) by Choise(f): 3:20pm On May 31, 2017
Kinda disgusting tho

Buh i like her confidence grin

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Romance / Re: 5 Tips For Having Sex At Your Parent’s House by Choise(f): 3:30pm On May 30, 2017
grin cheesy
TroubleMaker47:

U af join bad gangz
Romance / Re: 5 Tips For Having Sex At Your Parent’s House by Choise(f): 2:56pm On May 30, 2017
hmmm
EmekaBlue:
Can I try it on you?

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Romance / 5 Tips For Having Sex At Your Parent’s House by Choise(f): 2:49pm On May 30, 2017
Hello randy people, have you ever had sex in your parent's house? If No, we've got tops to help you achieve this.

Not everyone has these randy thoughts of having sex in the house where they grew up but some do and we’re not here to judge. We’re certainly here to encourage you, people have all sorts of fetishes, and if this is one of them that you’ve not done, we’re to help. If you have done it before, kindly leave hints for us at the comment section.

Some people think its offensive to have sex in the parent’s house when they’re around, your folks being around makes it riskier, nothing like your parents catching you pants down with your boy/girlfriend or spouse. So, it’s essential that everything is done well so it can go on smoothly. The thought that you can get caught makes it even more sensational, writes FHM.

In case you’re in the mood for risky filled sex adventure, you can think of public venues such as cinemas, car park or even the beach. Here are things you need to have in mind before starting.

1. Wear appropriate clothing

This can make or mar the entire thing, so for you and your partner sake, wear something loose fitting that can be accessible easily between your lower waists. This is just in case someone walks in on you and your partner getting down.

2. Shut and lock the door

Depending on how much of an adrenaline junkie you’re, you might decide not to even lock the door, the risk of your parents walking in on you just makes it so much sweeter. For those who aren’t so crazy, please lock the door of wherever you and your partner are about to get it down. The embarrassment will be easier if the door is locked and you guys are shagging each other’s brains out compared to them calling out your name and you know they cannot barge in, giving you ample time to dress up.

3. Move to the floor

One good advantage of the ground is that no matter how hard you’re going at it, it won’t creak like a bed easily giving away what you’re doing. If you’re bothered about your rug burn, drag some pillows off the bed and place on the floor for support. By moving the entire thing to the floor, the only thing you need to worry about is how loud the sound is when your sex regions smashes against each other.

4. Nothing extravagant

Having sex in your childhood home is one type of fetish that you have to experience. In so doing, it’s enough to be satisfactory. If you’ve got other fantasies that may be time consuming, it might be a good idea to shelf those plans. Concentrate on finishing this one without your parents finding out. No time for anything elaborate.

5. Keep the moans down

One thing that can easily give away what you’re both doing is the volume of the moans. You can try to muffle the sound into a pillow, or do the oldest trick in the book which is to increase the volume of the television. They will wonder why there is so much noise coming from the TV, and if they’re discerning, they will get it and just laugh it off. For you, mission has been accomplished.

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CC: Lalasticlala, mynd44

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Crime / Re: Woman Sets Husband, Self Ablaze Weeks After Wedding..........See why? by Choise(f): 2:39pm On May 30, 2017
Mehn!!!... This one weak me

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Business / Re: Diamond Bank Staff Wear School Uniforms To Celebrate Children's Day (Photos) by Choise(f): 3:59pm On May 26, 2017
softwerk:


Help me ask the idiots abeg?!

I'll rather save my money in a microfinance bank than in Diamond Bank!

Very sick people angry

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Business / Re: Diamond Bank Staff Wear School Uniforms To Celebrate Children's Day (Photos) by Choise(f): 3:58pm On May 26, 2017
funny

This one weak me

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Travel / Re: Driver And Passenger Trapped Inside Trailer On Lagos-Ibadan Expressway by Choise(f): 11:13am On May 24, 2017
daamazing:


LRU is bae

Family / Re: 6 Things To Never Have In Your Home by Choise(f): 2:53pm On May 23, 2017
Celebrities / Re: Fans Question Moet Abebe For Her Manchester Arena Explosion Sympathy by Choise(f): 1:45pm On May 23, 2017
Fire or Electric ?
madridguy:
People can rant, Same Manchester people that stood with Nigeria during the Calabar fire incident.

Family / Re: 6 Things To Never Have In Your Home by Choise(f): 1:27pm On May 23, 2017
OP See one of them here

grin cheesy

Chiefly:
Informative but undecided

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Sports / Re: Qatar's First Air-conditioned 2022 World Cup Venue Has Work Completed (PHOTOS) by Choise(f): 2:01pm On May 18, 2017
psychologist:
after God respect Civil engineer's.....
I am one kiss
Where is your invention?

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Politics / Re: Don't Call Me "O BOY", Be Respectful - Man Tells Policemen In Ebonyi (Video) by Choise(f): 1:42pm On May 18, 2017
cheesy grin

The picture tho
unclezuma:
Otuocha!

Someone can not play with you again...wawuu!

Celebrities / Re: Patience Ozokwor: "I Married At 19, My Parents Forced Me Into Marriage" by Choise(f): 1:36pm On May 18, 2017
hmmmmmmmm

Fashion / Re: 20-Year-Old Lady Makes Wedding Dress Without A Sewing Machine by Choise(f): 4:17pm On May 15, 2017
lies

Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Advises Segun Arinze’s Daughter, Renny — Here’s What He Said! by Choise(f): 5:22pm On May 11, 2017
But where is lalasticlala sef undecided
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Advises Segun Arinze’s Daughter, Renny — Here’s What He Said! by Choise(f): 5:16pm On May 11, 2017
Don't mind the nigga
donmalcolm21:
i dislike Freeze because of his hypocrisy

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Advises Segun Arinze’s Daughter, Renny — Here’s What He Said! by Choise(f): 5:15pm On May 11, 2017
Hahahaha....this expression got me
dacblogger:
Pple will not mind their business...

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