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But really this dude with beards...

Dumb AF

Oboy, you see that actress?


Shebi i tell you say na her mama she resemble

Nice one....

They are well trained in boxing ACT

Love this

He's growing mad by the day

Weh done sir

martineverest:
nothing o.....just to satisfy woman

NoFavors:
wait, you mean a man should go through these books just to please one hoè?

This one weak me

Lalasticlala....you no like this one?

Because snake and scorpions no dy inside the bus too bah

Nah...She a popular model

DEIFIED:
Are you the öne on your dp?.

If na Naija School Bus driver now.......

let me nor say anything

LastMumu:
He is currently a manager in one of them big oil companies in PH.
I'm not doing bad either. I'm also the ring leader of 3 different groups on Facebook. Our specialty is in giving out browsing cheats and selling Waec/Neco expo to students at affordable rates.











Lastmumu

This one weak me

This one weak me

My God...This is inhumane


So sad

Kinda disgusting tho

Buh i like her confidence

TroubleMaker47:
U af join bad gangz

hmmm

EmekaBlue:
Can I try it on you?

Hello randy people, have you ever had sex in your parent's house? If No, we've got tops to help you achieve this.

Not everyone has these randy thoughts of having sex in the house where they grew up but some do and we’re not here to judge. We’re certainly here to encourage you, people have all sorts of fetishes, and if this is one of them that you’ve not done, we’re to help. If you have done it before, kindly leave hints for us at the comment section.

Some people think its offensive to have sex in the parent’s house when they’re around, your folks being around makes it riskier, nothing like your parents catching you pants down with your boy/girlfriend or spouse. So, it’s essential that everything is done well so it can go on smoothly. The thought that you can get caught makes it even more sensational, writes FHM.

In case you’re in the mood for risky filled sex adventure, you can think of public venues such as cinemas, car park or even the beach. Here are things you need to have in mind before starting.

1. Wear appropriate clothing

This can make or mar the entire thing, so for you and your partner sake, wear something loose fitting that can be accessible easily between your lower waists. This is just in case someone walks in on you and your partner getting down.

2. Shut and lock the door

Depending on how much of an adrenaline junkie you’re, you might decide not to even lock the door, the risk of your parents walking in on you just makes it so much sweeter. For those who aren’t so crazy, please lock the door of wherever you and your partner are about to get it down. The embarrassment will be easier if the door is locked and you guys are shagging each other’s brains out compared to them calling out your name and you know they cannot barge in, giving you ample time to dress up.

3. Move to the floor

One good advantage of the ground is that no matter how hard you’re going at it, it won’t creak like a bed easily giving away what you’re doing. If you’re bothered about your rug burn, drag some pillows off the bed and place on the floor for support. By moving the entire thing to the floor, the only thing you need to worry about is how loud the sound is when your sex regions smashes against each other.

4. Nothing extravagant

Having sex in your childhood home is one type of fetish that you have to experience. In so doing, it’s enough to be satisfactory. If you’ve got other fantasies that may be time consuming, it might be a good idea to shelf those plans. Concentrate on finishing this one without your parents finding out. No time for anything elaborate.

5. Keep the moans down

One thing that can easily give away what you’re both doing is the volume of the moans. You can try to muffle the sound into a pillow, or do the oldest trick in the book which is to increase the volume of the television. They will wonder why there is so much noise coming from the TV, and if they’re discerning, they will get it and just laugh it off. For you, mission has been accomplished.



CC: Lalasticlala, mynd44

Mehn!!!... This one weak me

funny

This one weak me

Fire or Electric ?

madridguy:
People can rant, Same Manchester people that stood with Nigeria during the Calabar fire incident.

OP See one of them here

Chiefly:
Informative but

psychologist:
after God respect Civil engineer's.....
I am one

Where is your invention?

The picture tho

unclezuma:
Otuocha!

Someone can not play with you again...wawuu!

hmmmmmmmm

lies

But where is lalasticlala sef

Don't mind the nigga

donmalcolm21:
i dislike Freeze because of his hypocrisy

Hahahaha....this expression got me

dacblogger:
Pple will not mind their business...