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grayht:
Where's lalsticlacla sef

The Devil won't be happy with this.!!!

lol... I know right

Lol

This picture I found on palmchat really cracked me up

OMG!!! So funny... Some of them weren't even on shoes.

God bless our police.

Screenshot from www.palmchatnow.com

cc: Lalasticlala

lmao!!!!...you're cray bro

Sicario47:
my friend, prepare to choose aso-ebi very soon . give me quarter of a yard,I'll use it for handkerchief

HAHAHAHAHA

Kebabs:
Lol. Can't Unfuck who's already bleeped.

LOL

Flygeriansteve:
Lol I've not made any mistake. You said 'might' yourself. That shows the possibility is slim.

News sake na...she would definitely be helped afterwards na

kenonze:
Instead of helping her out u are busy taking photos

you think?

Sunnymatey:
Something has taken over him.

kikikikikik

ableguy:

All these ladies ee, always trying to impress with their yeye postures

wise words

Luizkid:
What matters to me is being happy and accepting myself. We will always be judged.’
if that's what makes him happy, No wahala

front seat sef

ghost1718:
citizen of hell

hahahhahaha ....i think it's chiamaka oo!!

HungerBAD:
Ishilove is that you?

lol

JixNation:

That's puffpuff abi wetin be her name sef.
that local wrestler

But seriously ehn!, her jaw would never remain the same oo!!

Sunnymatey:
Thats the fun.

I couldn’t help the laughter yesterday after the photos of a lady who tripped inside a gutter while on high heels emerged online… i haven’t gotten over it yet and now another has emerged online.

There i was going through palmchat's feed when i found this hillarious photo of this unknown lady below

The lady can be seen trying to take the picture perfect photo looking like a professional model but unfortunately for her, she has her jaw kissing the edge of a block! Ouch!

Pitiful one tho...

SEE PHOTO BELOW....

cc: Lalasticlala

I KNOW RIGHT?

epospiky:
awkward moment

CAN YOU IMAGINE

Jafar1:
ONE CITIZEN OF HELL SPOTTED

Finally...I made front page...Thanks MOD

i know right?

Hallykojo:

Interesting....

Choiszman:
https://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article9420333.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/PAY-A-letter-from-the-hospital-to-Swami-Sivananda.jpg



SEE PHOTOS BELOW:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/meet-120-year-old-virgin-9420310

MORE PHOTOS BELOW:

37-year-old Venezuelan man, Henry Rodriguez, from Caracas, who underwent through multiple facial modifications over the years, has transformed himself into the fictional Nazi supervillain, Red Skull, after spending upto £30,000 in multiple surgeries.

According to Dailymail, the man’s journey started when he got his eyes tattooed black, had implants inserted into his head and then underwent a painful operation to have part of his nose removed.

Speaking to a correspondent, the father of a three-year-old son, said: ‘I would like to highlight that I came from a very modest and traditional family.’

‘It wasn’t easy for my family to accept my lifestyle but, even so, they are still my family and a part of me. My son Aarón Rodrigo is three-years-old. If he accepts me and loves me I don’t care about what other people would say. What matters to me is being happy and accepting myself. We will always be judged.’
Speaking further, he said;

‘Since I was a child, I’ve always liked what was different, extrovert and I am a comic fanatic and I love the Marvel Universe. For that reason I decided to be who I am now and I feel good with myself. That’s the most important thing.

‘I started this project around seven years ago. I wanted to turn myself into this amazing comic character who I’ve really admired since I was little. I feel like there are similarities between this character and I regarding to personality and attitude.
‘It is important to say that the only thing I don’t have in common with him is his Nazi ideology, As for his physical appearance, I’ve always been attracted to that unique shape, his extrovert personality and uniqueness,’ said Henry.

SEE SHOCKING PHOTOS BELOW:




cc: Lalasticlala

certainly

Choise:
Grandpa isn't saying the whole truth jawe

eayah!!! Take heart

Choise:
john Connor was my first crush oo

LOL...So what do you think?

saydfact:
u wan pay us for commenting....... lol

now let me read the article..

i know right?....

saydfact:
and the man is also handsome...

LOL...True that.. ...The old man could be telling a lie or regularly engaging in soapy

Aniker:
that he is a virgin

What other proof do you want again....don't you see he's date of birth?

Aniker:
Wats the proof

LOL...i know right...no mind the old man wey no know say na God mercy dey cover am...SMH!!!

soberdrunk:
If nah by sex, some of us*****scartch that!!! "Me" soberdrunk i for don die years ago, what if you keep to all his rules and Npf accidental discharge hit you or Dangote truck select you? Baba you are just lucky to be alive...........!!

Ps-He looks 60 to me......!!

.....mehn!!!

https://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article9420333.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/PAY-A-letter-from-the-hospital-to-Swami-Sivananda.jpg

A 120-year-old Hindu monk has put his longevity down to abstaining from sex for his whole life.

Hindu monk Swami Sivananda was born on August 8, 1896, according to his passport, and has settled into a routine of celibacy, no spices and daily yoga.

The 120-year-old virgin is now applying to Guinness World Records to verify his claim that he is the oldest man to have ever lived, which is currently held by Japan’s Jiroemon Kimura, who died in June 2013 aged 116 years and 54 days.

He gives all the credit for his longevity to yoga, food with no spices and no sex. He said:

“Discipline is the most important thing is life.
“One can conquer anything with discipline in food habits, exercise, and sexual desires.
“Control over your needs is the biggest gain in life. I have lived for so long because material things don’t make me happy.”

Sivananda believes that times have changed but he is still the same. He said:

“Because I was born in poverty, I have never had great demands from life.
“Nowadays, people are unhappy, unhealthy and have become dishonest, which pains me a lot.”
“I just want people to be happy, healthy and peaceful.”
Standing 1.58 metres tall, the Hindu monk has never slept in a bed or used a pillow in his life.

He sleeps on the floor with a jute mat beneath him and uses a stone brick as a pillow.

Whether Guinness qualifies him as the oldest man alive or not, his lifestyle has already made him a local celebrity.

He travels to give interviews and lectures on life and people from all over the country flock to him in search of peace and the secret to his longevity.

He said:

“My followers persuaded me to come forward to claim the record.
“Previously I was worried about inviting publicity into my life as these things don’t serve any purpose in life. Though my followers would be happy to see my name in the Guinness Book of World Records.”

SEE PHOTOS BELOW:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/meet-120-year-old-virgin-9420310

WHAT!!!!...y'all just viewing..no comments??