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PoliticsRe: Dame Patience Again by Chokolee(m): 10:50pm On Jan 14, 2013
Fabricated rumour!!..OP!! You want to start yours i quess...bad belle
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Okotie Has No Plans To Re-marry by Chokolee(m): 12:13am On Jan 13, 2013

CrimeRe: Fight by Chokolee(m): 12:01am On Jan 13, 2013
Babaric, unlawful, inhuman, and daft..That person should be jailed! After a mental scan check!
Jokes EtcRe: Read And Appreciate Men by Chokolee(m): 11:08pm On Jan 11, 2013
Naijaobi..Na true joor...
Foreign AffairsRe: Czech Presidential Candidate Has A Full-face Tattoo by Chokolee(m): 10:58pm On Jan 11, 2013
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Not sure I understand you. . .will you vote for him or not?[/quote]Sure! I will if i am the position to; besides, why wont i..no be human being be that?
Foreign AffairsRe: Czech Presidential Candidate Has A Full-face Tattoo by Chokolee(m): 5:30pm On Jan 11, 2013
Heaven is very aware that i would not vote for this type of candidate; though the tatooed body donot determine his personality, variante though. Having said that, i may vote if i see what my country needs in him...that is politics, after all, some presidents without tatoos are even far worse and even destructive interms of the economy!!
RomanceRe: 16 Funny Ways To Reply 'i Love You' (if You Don't Love The Person Back) by Chokolee(m):
You can equally say; I dont know why i hate you!
CelebritiesRe: Psquare Vows Never To Visit Uganda Again. by Chokolee(m): 4:10pm On Jan 05, 2013
This OP, which kind lie be this?? Make Pquare no get hotel money?? N1 thousand, fit reach 2 million of Ugandan shilling ooo
Jokes EtcRe: Dont Click Here. by Chokolee(m): 3:26pm On Jan 05, 2013
What sort of nansence is this? Huh?
Christianity EtcRe: Very Strange Isn't It? by Chokolee(op): 12:46pm On Jan 05, 2013
musKeeto: And the one offered by Yahweh, which you have to 'believe' that he Killed his 'son' for your sins so that he'd forgive you because a couple in a garden ate a fruit, that isn't a condition?
Ofcourse it is. If considered from the point i initially stated, you would know that; pleasures goes with a certain "known or unknown condition". Having said that, conditions infringing on your concience, with special emphasy on morals are obviously not good conditions..#You know these jare, you wan pull person leg..lol
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 4 by Chokolee(m): 10:08am On Jan 05, 2013
Hello house..Am having a problem of funding my ladbrokes account...please can anybody tell me any other good site with less funding problem and an goals options like under and over..thanks
Christianity EtcRe: Very Strange Isn't It? by Chokolee(op): 9:41am On Jan 05, 2013
musKeeto: It isn't strange. We should all thank Satan for showing us what real pleasure is.
Hehehehehe..You did'nt mean that,do you? A pleasure entangled with conditions, obviously not godly.
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by Chokolee(m): 4:28pm On Jan 04, 2013
No# you are a witch herbalist you told us ealier on, how come?
Do you know witch doctors go to hell?
Christianity EtcVery Strange Isn't It? by Chokolee(op): 4:15pm On Jan 04, 2013
Isn't it strange how N500
seem like such a large
amount when we give it as
offering, but such a small
amount when you go
shopping?


Isn't it strange how 2hrs seem so long
when you're at place of
worship, and how short
they seem when you're
watching a good movie?


Isn't it strange, when people see a write-up filled up with truth and they dont read it till the end?
Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say
when you're to make
supplications to God, but
you have no trouble
thinking of what to gist
about with a friend?



Isn't it strange how difficult and
boring it is to read one
chapter of the Scriptures,
but how easy it is to read
100 pages of a popular
novel or magazine?


Isn't it strange how everyone
wants front-row-ticke ts to
concerts, film house or
games, but they do
whatever is possible to sit
at the last row in the holy gathering?


Isn't it strange
how everyone wants a
place in Paradise, but they
don't want to believe, do,
or say anything to get
there?



Isn't it strange how we send jokes in e-mails,
BBM,whatsapp, BC and they
are forwarded right away,
but when we are going to
send messages about God,
we think about it twice before we share it with
others?


Isn't it strange, when you read something as good as this, and you exit this page without making any good comment?


Isn't it strange, when the mods sees this and its not moved to the frontpage#na joke o, buh if you move am...e go touch more lives sha#


IT'S STRANGE ISN'T
IT? Now that you've read
this message, lets beef up our spiritual lives cos its very
necessary....

I believe this
will strengthen more than a
soul..
PoliticsRe: Describe Your Governor's Performance In 2012 In One Word by Chokolee(m): 10:29am On Jan 01, 2013
Idris Wada = Fair
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by Chokolee(m): 10:21am On Jan 01, 2013
Yes..#I bless you and everybody who reads this comment! God would so embarrasse you with his favour, loving kindness, grace and bumper blessings in JESUS CHRIST NAME! AMEN!#
Hope you would claim your blessings?
Christianity EtcRe: Say A New Year Prayer For The Poster Above You! by Chokolee(m): 1:30am On Jan 01, 2013
In Jesus Christ Mighty name! The poster above me shall be embarrassed with Gods blessings, you shall possess your possessions, you are favoured, your going out and your coming in is secured, anything you need shall be supplied, because it is written He shall supply our needs according to His riches in Glory, Good health is your portion in Jesus Christ name i prayed..Amen!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy New Year (2013) To All Nairalanders!!! by Chokolee(m): 1:03am On Jan 01, 2013
Happy New year! Leave that bad thing you used to do in Jesus name!!
Christianity EtcRe: Nairaland 2013 Watch-Night Service by Chokolee(m): 11:11pm On Dec 31, 2012
Your past is over!! Your future is bright, your success is near!! 2013!!
Christianity EtcRe: Say A New Year Prayer For The Poster Above You! by Chokolee(m): 11:07pm On Dec 31, 2012
You shall be blessed without measure, Gods grace,mercy, favour, kindness, his love shall ever be with you..he shall be your God and ever present help in times of your need..God bless you!
Christianity EtcRe: Nairaland 2013 Watch-Night Service by Chokolee(m): 11:03pm On Dec 31, 2012
Thanking God for today..I am watching the Dunamis live service presently; its awsome with Gods mighty presence..Wishing anybody who reads this a Happy Newyear with Gods own bumper blessing filled favour encompersed days!!
Jokes EtcIf You Need A New Year Chicken,enter! by Chokolee(op): 3:31pm On Dec 31, 2012
FOR THOSE WHO WANT NEWYEAR CHICKEN!!!
Exclusive NEWYEAR Sales from Chokolii's Stores. Buy 1
and get 1 free.......... London used chicken =
N1,800
London used white chicken = N1,900
Blind chicken = N800 Deaf & dumb chicken = N750
Can't crow chicken = N610
Cripple hen can't walk = N580 Black foul = N450
chicken without feather = N480, stammering chicken while crowing =N320, Dreadlock chicken =N180 , Albino chicken =N290;Please order for your home delivery. Hurry now
while offer last !!! ... Delivering
chicken nationwide Happy Newyear!
Jokes EtcTruelife Story That Made Me Cry by Chokolee(op): 3:18pm On Dec 31, 2012
A real story that happened in
china: .......Бмтўшф мибрюр мкшм
ФцНЙЩЩУБмтўшф мибрюр мкшм
ФцНЙЩЩУҐБЖД ЛПЇЇЇЙКр ҐБЖД Бмтўшф
мибрюр мкшм ФцНЙЩЩУҐБЖД ЛПЇЇЇЙКр
ЛПЇЇЇЙКр хфцнбёэш.Пщьаб Ґндфюд тфщ.Бмтўшф мибрюр мкшм
ФцНЙЩЩУҐБЖД ЛПЇЇЇЙКр '( very touching
isn't it?.. I cried after reading it!!!..hope you cried too?
CrimeRe: Ever Been Interrogated By Nigerian Police? Share Your Experience. by Chokolee(m): 2:47pm On Dec 31, 2012
Eya! Sorie o...I have never had a close arguement that can precipate to a blaze on the face(slap) or a bully in the belly! Always been a good guy; BTW, i always start my explanations before the garddamn policeman/woman gets to me, to avoid stories that touch!
Nairaland GeneralRe: 22 Lessons I Have Learnt In 22 Years by Chokolee(m): 2:25pm On Dec 31, 2012
caseless: he was trying to play to ur signature by not elaborating more on some points.......'him no wan chop alone , die alone'. u fit help sha...............
Hihihihihihihihihi; uncle, sure i will

k2039: I will write a book later in the future, more like autobiography, I had to make it brief because personaly for me I'm not a fan of long post so I had to make it brief as possible. Thanks for the nice word, I'm grteful.
You are welcome bro, i like reading too; though mostly found with inspirationals and qoutes..
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Shall You Be Remembered For As A Nairalander? by Chokolee(m): 2:09pm On Dec 31, 2012
ARES: What I shall be remembered for?! shocked dude I have no plans to die anytime soon.... I am still here god damn it. What's wrong with u!!!!
Hihihihihihihihih..this uncle is afraid of death! Dont worry you wont die anytime soon in Jisos name.# did i hear u say amen in your mind?#
Jokes EtcRe: Answer This Question If You Are Human by Chokolee(m): 2:03pm On Dec 31, 2012
NEW BIN: how dare you wouf angry
Wake up!! !!
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by Chokolee(m): 2:00pm On Dec 31, 2012
No..Its not
I want get a wife this new year, would you find one for me?
Nairaland GeneralRe: 22 Lessons I Have Learnt In 22 Years by Chokolee(m): 1:53pm On Dec 31, 2012
Nice piece, i must say; this could make a good book if only you would elaborate on your very good points you have got.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Shall You Be Remembered For As A Nairalander? by Chokolee(m): 10:12am On Dec 31, 2012
1 to the end as the case may be; in other news, my signature, my username..
CareerRe: To All Recently Sacked Fidelity Staffs. by Chokolee(m): 10:51am On Dec 29, 2012
fittty: Mtschewww abeg!!! When you were given the job it clearly stated "CONTRACT" and now u expect to stay there for ever. Abeg.
Hey miss!! What are you talking about? Do you know the concept of contract there talking about? This is breach of contract!! A contract usually have a speculated terminating end and usually known! Not an abrupt nansense like this!
#To all who lost their jobs, better days ahead..

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