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bright007: Yes dear...but under onw condition....we go yansh shaaaaa
Do you agree?..sharrap there!u this wife-snatcher!...she was referring to me

Hahahahahahaha...Is that a yes/no kqwuesion??
Btw, i think you are the one snatching my wife...Are you enjoying the celebration?

This thing still want to escape!

Abeg...cover that side for me, this chicken cannot escape!

Yes hunnie...#though im a lil bit busy today#
Can we make that a date 2mao?

inurmind: imagine if the three wise men had been three very wise igbo men?

There would have introduced Joseph the capenter into been an importer of funitures...and Jesus and importer, forwarder, clearer of containers..

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]One of the 3 wise men is black........



Yet no black man in the bible.


https://i.imgur.com/NWAbT.gif[/quote]Really!!? I dunno about that though...can you make that clearer?

How you take know say na Caress??...that coach is relaxing my friend!!
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Btw; forth to comment is not good enough, i have to seat up next time!!

Make sure you say your Amen loudly!!...
May God DELETE all sickness and diseases from your
life...
May God TAG you to sucess..
God will POST good things to your life...
May God BLOCK your enemies from attacking you....
May God CANCEL all accidents kept for you by the
wicked ones.. .
Your haters will have no other option than to LIKE
you....

Finally may God double anything i have for you! Say Amen!!...
If i have N10billion, may God give you N20billion..
If i have 1 wife, may God give you two good wives..
If i have 3 kids, may you have 6 children!
If i 10 cars, may you have 20 cars!
If my salary delay for 1 month, may your own delay for two months!
If at all i had any carry overs back in school, your own na double!
If one teeth the pain me, and to chop meat this xmass na problem..your own na two tooth go pain you..
If person say i dey craze, may two people tell you say you the craze!
If i have a 3310, may you buy a nokia torchlight..
#If you steal this thing without permission,may...Na joke o
HAPPY CHRISTMASS PEOPLE!
It costs u nothing to Hit ''LIKE'' to claim it!!!
Oya lets go...first 50 to hit LIKE button would become Millionaires before they are 15 years!

bukahands: What have u been using to try to fund ur ladbrokes

Been using Access bank visa card..

[quote author=Mr_Anony]May the Lord Almighty grant you a sense of humour this Christmas in Jesus Name. Amen[/quote][quote author=Mr_Anony]May the Lord reduce your sense of humour and transfer some of it to those in need (like Bidam) in Jesus Name. Amen[/quote]See prayers oo...#Lafed soteee he climbed a Network mast#

Hahahahahahaha....No be small voke ooo, this is amplombous! Front page abeg!

Hello house..abeg oo..i have been trying to fund my ladbrokes account..the thing no gree o..please, what can i do?? ??

Seasons Greetings ma guys and ladies in here...wishing you the bests!

saintvc: Make sure u go to church naw 4 deliverance

Ok sir!..buh; i would wait till you are delivered first sir!

IMAGINE IF THE 3
WISE MEN HAD BEEN 3
WISE WOMEN, They would have asked
directions instead of following
the star. They would have arrived on
time, helped deliver baby
Jesus, cleaned the stable,
brought practical gift like
pampers, feeding bottles,
baby clothes&made milk for the new baby...etc BUT WHAT WOULD
THEY HAVE SAID AS
THEY LEFT...
(Ladies talks) I thought we were supposed
to be meeting them at
National Hospital. Did u see the shoes Mary
was wearing with that dress?
They don't match oo. Can u believe they let all
those disgusting animals in
there.
That donkey they're riding
has seen better days! Can't
he buy her Range Sport? Imagine Mary using 3310 my
dear, he should have bought
her a Bold 5. I heard that Joseph isn't
even working right now.
Nawa o... how will they
survive? But I like her hair oo, I think
it's Brazilian...eit -her Remy or
Koquette 28 inches. Hmmm, I
wonder d oil she uses on it. That baby doesn't look
anything like Joseph! Virgin
ke? Hmmmm! Virgin my foot!
Isn't it that Mary girl, I
knew her in Sec school.

HAPPY SUNDAY!

Corruption can be reduced in Nigeria, but it can never finish...Do the right thing!! Many girl friends is also corruption!#I am not pessismistic!

No time ma brother...i dey come jare

What!! So world don end true true...

If i think of this, i would always like to be a reverend father..

ujchief: Hahaha, chokolee, spoon of god, how far? Longest time, why u abandon our batch B house nau?

Hon. UJ..no mind me joor, I have been in one remote part of nigeria where mobile network is a big deal all in the name of mandatory service...hw have you been sir?

Wow!! I must confess..u guys made lotta sense#like seriously; I agree with you

Yeah..truely..cos Nairaland has done alot for me...

I have decided not to make new resolutions ...i have not fully kept the old one's yet!

Please, the guy got a high BP yesterday...emm..make we reduce the bashing abeg...he already feeling sorry..lolzz

Hey! Seriously; i hate it when you insult the first lady of this great nation!;Nigeria. The fact is,most times you guys say she speaks hazardous english! Let us come to the fact now..she only have an altered voice, she does not speak wrong english!! I repeat,she does not speak wrong english!! Please let us respect our country! I think the insults on Nigeria should be brought to a stop, this could only be achieved if and only if we; the citizens change..we pray God change Nigeria,because Nigeria is blessed enough..Thank you

Who cares??

Owkay sir...lemme join you after i finish..

You would get cheap tomatoes in the north, especially if you would need it in bulk..

Akpororo Trans-national Airport, Yaba left. Lagos,Nigeria

Wush kind tin be dis? Cant you post everything here?