₦airaland Forum

Just to wish all batch C corp members going to thier various ppa's and others traveling back home a safe,peaceful journey..

Orpelin: If U can't go(come) to the northern sch for ur PGS cos they can allow U to study without NYSC certificate/exemption then U may try National Open University(NOUN)

Do you mean the NORTH that i stay??..please which institution precisely are you talking about?

No!#Devil even know i wont#
Is your name Lienus or Eliars?

buccunmie: I hope I'll be able to leave dis town Τ̅ђa̶̲̥̅̊τ̅ day sha?

Bro..its not possible..#unless you had redeployed,that is when you can go straight to the state..in other news,if you are still with us,you have at least one day to stay for your LGA clearance before you travel back..goodluck

Zonal Coordinators were in Tsafe camp today, it was fun coming back to where i started my service year..I represented Kdaji Zone..hope to seeing you guys!

I have a simple question;Is it possible to channel your dreams? As in make your self dream the type you want..In other news#Site examples when needed# Oya; i dey wait..

Character na de koko! In other news, if you dont know how to cook; yhu are on a long thing..if your score is too low in bed#Please improve!

Nice!! Sure it did..

No!#besides which type of office is that??#
Do yhu believe in Venfostaphic Nitrous Ethapy?

Yes#fcos u know im much k#
Do you know Nigeria is not the most corrupt country?

Exponental: U try......... Creativity is a good thing, I love it.

Thanks man..

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*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

*Tea Boy: Refreshment Specialist (RS)

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)

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Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement&Care-
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Cool..though,those gowns made it look like one nollywood film like that..#eehm, what is the name now#

Akpors?? were u comot from??..well me dey hail o

A friend sent this funny picture to me..the picture is cute though, that little baby made me smile..

No!!#ur head no well#
Do yhu believe in life after death?

alfredo4u: Asalam aleku...u r welcome

It is not you are welcome.

begwong: It means excuse me or knock-knock,not u r welkom

That is not still the actual meaning...though it is used mostly when you want to enter a room or coming to a gathering of people.
It means peace be onto you..
Then those people would reply..aleikum salam
Thankiu

No..#btw why rihanna?#
Do yhu tink rihanna would luv u back if she knows u luv her?

nbright: we don't shout ole in delta... but nice joke

Lol..aiite

If none of this jokes could make you even smile, to talk of commenting...Then ya problem done over shadow the joke..ayam sorie

I was in a commercial bus when an illiterate old man
decided to send a recharge card to his son who is in the
university. He scratched the card, after scratching, he
called the boy with his mobile phone and said; Ehen
John na me, oya make you write down this number, na
MTN 1,500. 1266 3351 4213. Minutes later, a guy sitting beside me said; Oga, dis ur card no correct o,
dem say the pin no dey exist. All the passengers in the
bus then exclaimed; No wonder the tin no gree enter since!.#Wetin yhu go do?#

Yes#U too spoil joor#
Do yhu think falling in luv is a delibrate action?

A man was travelling in his car along Ughelli-Asaba
express road near Ozoro. He saw Akpors holding a stick, a
huge bush meat hanging on the stick and decided to buy
it. He stopped and priced; Oboy, how much is your bush
meat? Akpors replied; Oga na 5,000 naira. The man said;
Shuo, oboy, e too cost na, how much you go sell am last? Akpors said; Oga, bring 4,500. The man then said; Ok, go
put am for my boot. Akpors went behind the car, saying in his
mind; If dis man open the boot, i go drop the bush meat
for ground and i go collect my money. Immediately Akpors closed
the boot without putting the bush meat inside, the man
drove off without paying Akpors!!. Akpors shouted ole ooo!

A guy who had no money to eat was roaming around the
streets of Warri, feeling very hungry. While passing
by a restaurant, he collaspsed, pretending to be
unconsious. A waiter and i quickly rushed out of the
restaurant to help him out. I said to the waiter; Go
inside and bring anything. The waiter went and came back with garri, milk, sugar and pure water. We mixed
them together and fed the guy. After taking it, the guy
got up and collasped again. I said to the waiter; Go in
quickly and bring whatever is available in the
restaurant. The waiter went and came back with garri
and ordinary water. We gave the guy and he spat it out. The waiter and i were surprised and demanded what was
his problem. He quickly got up and said; I dey go
another place, which kind yeye people una be sef, out of
all the delicious food una dey sell here, na only garri
una fit give me?

No..
Do yhu believe in luv at first sight?

Pls to u all intending zamfara corpers,dont mind watever anybody is telling u.am presently a batch B corper serving in zamfara state and ZM is a place to be.dont b afraid nothing like cutting ur hand short here just dont mind dem,u just mind ur own business and u ill have ur way tru,there is lights,dey are welcoming and not as u think,as a christian just mind ur own business,there are churches falafalaz,incase of more info; contact timothy of nccf zamfara state on 07036554329, 08164168038,08137021015.God bless u all and wish u safe journey mercies..

ogbeche77: Bro where u serving? I got Katsina ooo.. And thinking of redeploying

Im in Zamfara state, Katsina is cool too bro, Its boardring Zamfara..If you want to redeploy, just go and get your medical report from a Govt. Hospital. There is a provision for redeployment in camp# U would be able to get a relocation form in camp# Be that as it may, after camp, make sure you stop-by at NYSC secretatriat Abuja..There is open relocation for two weeks after camp#I know all these cos i passed through the process, buh decided just to stay# Stay cool bro..its well

Abbasufi: SO U NEVA EXPECTED WHAT U ARE SEEIN ABI?

Seriously oo, i was so confused the day i collected my callup..mehnn. Well i resumed camp then we the hope of relocating. I eventually changed my mind before the end of the 21 days to stay.
....
If in anyway you see any northwestern state in your callup, just relax your mind..its cool here..Even if you want to redeploy..resume camp and dont waste your time..Its well

Abbasufi: TANX MAN, SO HOW IS SHARIA STATE TREATIN U? GOOD? BAD?

Bro..Its tyt over here..Good i must confess.

Zamfara is my place of service. I saw Jigawa against ur name..It would be fun i tell ya, dont allow anybody discourage you.

Abbasufi: CHOKOLEE SPOON OF GOD HOW U DEY? WHERE U DEY SERVE SEF?!

...I passed by to share in the fun of callup man..u sniped me as u used to do#ur detective swag is still on i quess#

Yes!!
Do you believe in God?