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cruzita:
cool .family first,other things follow

roxanne3:
If you can

cruzita:
well ,I will cut his joystick and shout April fool

Mskrisx:
Get the maid straff her and while doing that I will keep screaming April Fool. Tit for tat.

roxanne3:
No thanks.

roxanne3:
I came across this on a friend's dp and I felt I should ask my fellow NLers. Is it true ladies can't be satisfied? I think I can be satisfied

rheether:
Your elder brother is bae..

MRBrownJ:
yes i have met a few, but there is one that will always stick in my mind as a sweet memory.... i was living in Shanghai back then and some gal started chatting with me through Msn, she had gotten my email God knows where. anyway, we talk and get into the adult stuff, and she tells me she is somehow famous in China and that she liked me, and her fantasy is to be with a black guy bla ba bla, i ask her for a face pic but she refused but sends me nude body pics (and the body is banging!). so we finally arrange to meet at her place and that i will give her a French massage in the dark and take it from there (dont ask me what a French massage is, its some shiiit i invented). but there was just one issue, the deal was that the light had to be dimmed so that i would see where i am going or what i am doing but not enough to see who she really is. i was a bit reserved at 1st because i was thinking maybe its a transgendered or when i get there some guys jump out of the closet and rob my black aasss. but anyway she gave me her number etc, and as she seemed genuine, i decided to go meet her one evening.

i took a cab to the place and realize she lived in a posh part of Shanghai, got there, buzz my way in and as i get to the floor, the door was already opened and i heard a voice said "over here". i went in, the place was dark, so i am checking around and quickly figured out that the person living there wasnt poor. i sat close to her on the sofa and she asked me what i wanted to drink but i was still on my "watch out it may be a scam" mood so i declined. we started talking for a bit in the dark, 15/20mins, and then, as we started laughing, i got closer to her. she was wearing some light nighty, and i just pull her towards me and we started kissing. i could feel that this woman was very excited about everything that was happening, and as i started playing with her big fake tittays (i knew i was on a winner here), she took my hand off and said:"wait, you owe me a massage"....and got up, and led me to a bedroom close by. so she takes her nighty off, and lay on that bed. i ask for the oil and start massaging that stranger.... neck, shoulders, back, legs etc, i touched it all, and then i started to kiss her neck/back while i can hear her starting to moan. i then massaged her feet, and with her legs spread open, i caress my way back up till the inner of her thighs and realise that this gal's panties were dripping wet. thats when the massage was over and we got down to business. i fukced that Chinese gal like she stole something from me, and whatever fantasy she was aiming for, she got it all. when i was done, we chatted 5mins more and i got up and left.

we met again 3/4 times, and each times i never saw her face but the massage/sex was always as rewarding, and its only after the 5th time that i finally saw her face, as she got up to go to the bathroom. we laughed about it, but i still didnt have a clue who she was, and later found out she was some very famous Chinese gal who had one of the biggest whatever firm in Shanghai. funny, but after that, i used to meet her in parties all over Shanghai all the time (thats not an easy task in such a huge city). we have stayed in contact even after i left China, met her once in Europe, and we are still friends on FB til this day.

i have done that a few times over the years and fukced a few women in front of their husband (swingers). but i did try to do it again and meet a total stranger in Buenos Aires and it was a NIGHTMARE. we planned everything and unfortunately this time she only wanted me to see her face. i was suppose to pick her up at her job (she worked in some theater) and as i got there, she calls and said she would be 20mins late... and as i am waiting outside, i see some people looking through a window and making fun of me. i was like WTF?! then this gal comes out, and let me just say that she was HUUUUUUUGE! there was fat everywhere, that gal was so big, i was ashamed to even walk by her side (yeah i am shallow like that). apparently she had told her colleagues that she was going on a sex date with a French black stallion bwaaaaaah!
yeah, we had planned to go back to my place but there was NO WAY i was gonna mount that gal, there was nothing appealing there. so as we were walking back, i created some BS emergency situation where i had to leave unfortunately bla bla and bounced. funny enough i too still have her on my FB, and by the look of things, she hasnt changed.

dollyjoy:
you are not in anyway better than him!

christopheru:
Hey mate,
Check your spelling correctly. You need to go back to English Class.