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my brothers..

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"Are you born again"= I don't want you to ask me for sex

"I want to invite you to my church"= I find you interesting.

my brothers..


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"I can't wait to be married" = I can't wait to tell people I'm married.


"I'm busy with work" = I'm not busy at all, I'm just trying to appear interesting.


"Please talk to me" = I know I screwed up BAD.


"I don't care about him anymore" = I stalk him on calls or online and wonder where he is every night.


"She is an olosho" - She is better looking than me.


"Are You Gay?" - Why won't you sleep with me?


<During a phone conversation> "Hey can I call you back?." = I'm politely ending this conversation and will "forget" to call you back.

my brothers.



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“How is your girlfriend” = do you really think women care about how other women are doing? If you are platonic friends, she is asking you if you have broken up yet so she can derive satisfaction from your misery and heartbreak. If your girlfriend is asking you this, she is being angry and sarcastic and basically telling you to stop hanging out with other women and she doesn’t want to have to ask this question again


“I wish I could meet a nice guy” = I know tons of nice guys - in fact you’re one of them- but what I really want is a super hot bad boy who treats me like dirt and makes my ‘gina drip.


“I need space” = I hate space, but because I’m exhausted from all the arguments with you that I actually started, I’m going to pull back and stop doing things that I think are propping up our relationship to see if you love me enough to do more things for me while getting nothing or being treated downright badly in return

my brothers.


A few more:



"do you want me to cook? "= don't ask me to cook


"It's personal" = I can't think of a bullet proof lie right now.


I'm need to be comfortable first" = I want a relationship first, then sex. If I decide to have it.

"Give me your number, I'll call you" = No I won't!

my brother hahaha!

Women! they always want to have it their own way.


Lets see how it goes.

my brother in the next 5 months when you see this topic you'll be ashamed of yourself.


We Must CHANGE for the better in this country.

bomasek:
Time for me to follow suit

my brother am sorry for you............."suit" slow and steady guy make you for no jam AGBADA.

my brother life is too damn short.

my brother going down now.




myd

My brothers and sisters I'll have two of whatever this lady is smoking...

my sister first I suggest that you breakup with your best friend before going ahead to date that guy.........cuz I tell you, she'll never ever see anything good in that guy.........she's a lair and a pretender.


The decision is yours now........your friend or the guy?.


goodluck!

firstking01:
Some are so not true

my brother firstking0 if you want the floor you can come and take it........

swallu:
When u say SUPPORT/SECURITY u mean as to the man dropping his monentary contribution to the woman right? So its about money abi? Ok i just asked my neighbour who has numerious marriedmen as her manfriends.She says the reason she prefers married men is not really about the money but because they are able to take care of her needs.I asked her what are the needs she was talking about but she wont say anything.

My brother ehen!

You see, they are attracted to what you have or think you do.


From a better social position, to a better social life, to more properties to better control of yourself.

Given this same conditions in a guy their age, you wouldnt have that easy.

Chase77:
Extremely boring.

my brother Eiyaah!..........you must be really tired.

Lovelynature:
lol... Women are really weird. Why can't they go straight to the point as guys do and stop using other means to pass their massages.

I don't even care to know whatever message my bae is trying to pass across. She may be feeling, ''this one isn't very romantic''. Lovelynature doesn't bother over it. Let her pass the message straight and stop keeping one guessing and guessing

Bro, you must be a student of CharlesNneji or his co PhD holder in school of womanology

my brother naah!

If you want to live longer on earth.......you must learn their language.

Stop waiting for them to come directly cuz you go quick old.

And as for the last paragraph........though, I have no idea who charlesNneji his......but thanks always.

my brother the WHY! is not far fetched.......SUPPORT/SECURITY......They always assume a married man has it.

my brother yousef why you go wake trouble.

Singingbae:
Be forming hard to get

my brother learn how to the play game......not begin.

my sister now I know what they call wife material.......the partern/artworks wey dey her body no be for here.

my brothers............You Want More?

Lovelynature:
Op while most part of your list is true, some of them are based on mere assumption. But truly women could be very cunning at times

my brother hmmm!


assumption you say?


Ok lets see if this are assumptions:


"well i am a girl so i do like a certain degree of drama but not as much as others do" = I am the empress of drama queens, and i will twist your brain into more knots than any other woman you have ever met. Prepare to be mindfvcked beyond comprehension.


"He's not a bad looking guy"= I'd never date him.


“I want to go somewhere nice” = sex with me will cost you more than N5000


“it’s like I don’t even know you any more” = you are growing as a person and are becoming immune to my attempts to control you

“im not leaving until you tell me who she is” = if you don’t confess to fvcking that girl, I am going to start breaking all of your things


“we had an agreement!” = you’re not doing what I told you to do

“I already have a boyfriend” = I don’t like you

“I need a guy who isn’t clingy or jealous” = I need a guy who will not complain when he finds out I have been fvcking half the guys in our city


"Are you sure you don't have a girlfriend?" = I'm attracted to you and tired of taken guys pretending to be single.

my brother...........it could be that God saved him from a terrible accident.

My brothers.......


"We need to talk" = I need to complain about you


"Have fun at the party" = do not have fun at the party


"You don’t need to buy me a present" = you need to buy me a very expensive gift


"Yes" = no


"No" = yes


"I’m very adventurous" = I’ve slept with every guy who gives me even a hint of attention


“are you hungry?” = take me to dinner


“you seem like a player” = I find you interesting

“you’re such a jerk” = I am attracted to you


“so why did you break up with your ex girlfriend” = what’s wrong with you


“it’s getting kinda late” = I’m not going to have sex with you


“so are we together” = I want you to stop f*cking other women


“do you like me” = I like you


“we have different values” = I found somebody else to fvck


“I am tired of drama and BS” = I am very attracted to bad guys


“I like your friends, but..” = I don’t like your friends


“I want a man to spoil me” = im already having sex with one guy, but now i need a maga to spend money on me

“I’ve been really busy” = I don’t like you


“Who’s that girl you were talking to” = are you having sex with that girl


"I want to be friends first" = guys just pump and dump me so now im gonna take my insecurities out on you and make you wait


"Im not ready for a relationship right now" = im not ready for a relationship with you, ever


"I just don’t want a boyfriend right now" = I don’t want you as a boyfriend, ever


"That’s okay" = I want to think long and hard about how I’m going to make you suffer


"I’ll be ready in 5 minutes" = I’ll be ready in 2 hours


"You don’t know how to communicate" = you need to do what I tell you


"We can always still be friends" = there is no way in hell I’m going to let any part of your body ever touch any part of mine, ever again


"I like you but.." = I don’t like you


"There’s no one else I swear" = I’m banging two of your best friends


"I love sex" = I love sex with other people, but not with you


"I can’t believe I did that" = i do that all the time with other guys


"I’ve never done that before!" = I do that all the time with other guys but will only do it with you once in a while so you think you’re special


"We’re moving too fast" = I’m not ready to sleep with you again until I find out if the bad boy I got the hots for is free from the charm Amaka used to snatch him away from me.


"I cant believe i just sent you that picture!" = I do this all the time


"Whatever" = f*ck off


"Can you help me with subscription" = if I keep whining and making him think he will f*ck me the idiot will do what I say


"Where are you?" = why aren’t you here doing things for me


"I'm not sure what I want" = I don't want you


"You're such a great guy!" = You're a weak guy


"I have a headache" = I won't be having sex with you tonight


"I'm tired, I think I'm just going to stay in tonight" = I'm going to fvck someone else tonight


"I hate my ex" = I'm still in love with my ex but he won't take me back


"I'm so happy for you!" = I am jealous and not happy for you at all


"I don't care, let's go wherever" = you better know where I want to be taken


"It's nothing" = this is a big deal


"I think I'll just stay in and take it easy" = you did something minor to make my gina dry up and I'm considering never talking to you again

"do you have light in your house"= I want to come over to your place so you can fvck me


"I'm not ready to have sex yet"= you've not bought me sharwama


"I was really an idiot to marry my ex" = I blame others for my own choices in life, and I was desperate and approaching the wall, besides, all my other girlfriends were getting married and I was afraid to be the last one


"Men are all the same" = I refuse to change my ways because nothing is ever my fault


"Your friends are awesome!" = once I get you to commit I'll alienate every one of them from you and slowly isolate you and your wallet


"I like to take it slow at first" = I'm still judging you and testing you


"Let's do something next week" = unless I get a better offer


"I can't stand my ex" = I think about doing him every night


"I promise, I'm not a dull lady" = I am so totally a dull lady


"Look at that ashewo" = I'm jealous of all the male attention she gets


"I'm not in a position to do this properly and it wouldn't be fair for you unless i could give it a proper shot" = i don't like you anymore and i've already started looking for a new guy to f*ck


"eww, i dont even like sex, d!cks are ugly" = I'm a total slut and feel like a piece of garbage for getting f*cked by so many worthless losers over the years


"i don't suck d*ck" = i haven't suck YOUR d*ck


"I just think we need some space" = Im thinking of sucking and fukking this other guy or multiple guys but im not sure yet, i will let you know at your lowest point, for now ill keep you in suspense


“call me on Thursday to confirm” = you’re my backup plan. I have almost no intention of actually going out with you


“I really like you as a friend” = I’m not going to sleep with you or date you, but you can take me out and buy me food if I don’t have anything better going on

“do you mind if I leave some of my things at your place” = I want other women to know you’re seeing someone


“sorry I didn’t get back to you sooner, I was so busy with work/feeling sick” = take a hint, I could not possibly care any less about you


“sorry I turned my phone off/battery died” = I was busy with some other guy


“sorry I can’t make it this Friday after all” = I found something better to do


“I don’t get along with girls because they’re jealous of me” = I don’t get along with girls because I’m a b!tch.


“I don’t care about money you know I’m not like that” = money is the reason am even talking to you.


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