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Chomzy19: Evening of partying, clubbing and generally getting high, TGIF!

IZUKWU: me is very hor.n.y this friday evening!

Sijo01: PUNCH Newspaper acknowledged this thread with the below comments in one of their colume today.









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Freiburger: I think christ can be someone's possession, haven't you heard of the phrase ''christ in me''?

Freiburger: I think christ can be someone's possession, haven't you heard of the phrase ''christ in me''?

cigar icon: Pls op can you help by explaining what 'POSSESSION' means? Cos i can see ppl mentioning their lives, family, Jesus Christ, etc and i dont realy gerrit

cheesome: my GF she is d luv of my life[color=#550000][/color]

Luga2013: Jesus Christ. Without His love 4me life would have been so boring despite my riches n people around. None of these can give me hope of eternal life.

Nwa Anambra: taa! Mechie onugi...what do u knw abt operating systems....android is d world's most popular os.

physise: TECNO N3 BECOUS IT ANDROID N U CAN DOWNLOAD LOTS OF APPS

alfablondy: Creator of heaven and earth.

megawax8: jst passing by.......mazi,i must confess,u cn turn a man.....i tink i luv u alredi.....hav bin goin tru ur posts all day.....#NO HOMO......

laylow001: A young virgin couple are finally wed. Each one is nervous about
the impending night; but neither is willing to admit it, or to ask
the other about it. Wondering what to do, the young man calls his
father.
"Pop, what do I do first?"
"Get naked and climb into bed," His father replies.
So, the young man does as he is advised.
The girl is mortified and calls her mama.
"Get naked and join him!" Is the advice from mama; so she complies.
After laying there for a few moments, the young man excuses himself
and calls his dad again.
"What do I do? What do I do?" he demands.
"Look at her naked body, then take the hardest part of your body
and put it where she pees!" Is the dad's advice.
A few moments later, the girl again calls her mama. "What do I do
now?" she asks, frantically.
"Well, what is he doing?"
"He's in the bathroom, dunking his head in the toilet!"

luvmijeje: Delivered they are,delivered they will forever be, bros are we in church?

Mutaino7: Subsidy: Nomeclature given to skyrocketing price.
Subsidat: Dame Jonathan
subsideen: Goodluck Jonathan.

IZUKWU: Bad is the opposite of good

HotNaijaBabe: Kindly let me quote u. Annie did not marry Tuface cos of his money. I can testify to the fact that when they started dating( so many years ago) and Tuface was just a local boy smoking weed with his pals( Faze and Black face)..Annie was his back bone( Financialy). Her dad is/was really loaded and she loved him for him and gave him her best.

#Now, I don't pity her cos she's made her choice. I only pity the other baby mama's.I wonder how it feels knowing one is good enough to be 'knacked' but not good enough to be wedded..Hmmmn! And Tuface really is 'The father of all nations' of our time..

Neduzze5: Medicine; its examples include Paracetamol, Panadol, Mother & Pikin etc.

esere826: On this thread we've previously stated that humans a priceless, so a big NO to payments by cash

Damex333: you guys wanted to aluued d man,haba.

miketonic: yo MY GUY...STOP TELLING THE LADIES THE PLAYER BOY SECRET. I USED ALL THIS STUFF THAT YOU SAID ON A FEMALE, I LIVED WITH FOR 10 YEARS FOR FREE, SHE PAID FOR MY COLLEGE TUITION, AND SHE EVEN PAID FOR MY BMW 2008 CAR PAYMENT. LOL.. AFTER I DONE WITH HER, I JUST BROKE UP WITH HER. ALL THIS LIST ARE RUBBISH,

FEMALE, THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL KNOW IF THE GUY TRULY LOVE YOU AND HE WANT TO MARRY YOU, IF ONLY HE INTRODUCES YOU TO HIS PARENTS. THATS IT, IF YOUR DATING A GUY AND HE HAVEN'T INTRODUCE YOU TO HIS PARENT, HIS NOT SERIOUS ABOUT THE RELATIONSHIP. TRUST ME I KNOW. THE LIST IS RUBBISH

luvmijeje: Case closed,if he thread wisely.

realist01: Lol girls are so pathetic, i really dont know the power i have i swear. I can just start using my fineboy to start getting girls like pure water, see all of them girls are now quite, or act nice all of a sudden because i post photo of me..i thought i was arrogant before.. Oloshi

luvmijeje: Priceless hmmm but do you think there is any human that is priceless?