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Concotion rice is just d economical way of cooking jollof rice usually by students just d basics are added no tomatoes, fish meat and all that.. Just basic jollof rice ingredients wit perhaps a bit more curry for colour.

Please my sister Run away from that guy as fast as u can... U really can't believe that u started doing everything wrong after u met him, sure pple hv ups and down but it is not normal for pple to hv just Downs without ups in every aspect of their lives for 3 straight years.. Even u do not need a soothsayer to tell u he is jinxed..

Besides it doesn't really matter whether he is d cause of your problems or not, U already believe he is deep within your heart, and whatever u believe my friend will always come to pass. So if U stay with him the downward spiral will only continue.

DO NOT ASSOSCIATE WITH THE UNLUCKY OR UNHAPPY, THEY WILL JUST DRAW YOU INTO THEIR WORLDS.

mytym: I'm an engr buh i ve bn around...
I heard minimum 2.1 and 2.1 is a must.
its easier if you enter through nysc, its 70- 100k while it is reviewed slightly upward in case the fellow is retained.
The range you mentioned above is also true at least for B&I, A&O and AOS Practice. It also varies different locations fct, lag, Ph...


i hope these isn't coming too late

No it isn't, Thanks a ton

Where u n ur friends are enjoying d 'molestation' n wld want a "better" repeat performance hw will u complain? And so because u enjoyed d molestation, girls who didn't n were actually hurt by it should not complain?

So women are even worse cheats than men, tell me sth.. But Men's cheating is just heard more because men talk n do not know when to shut up right? So y don't these talkative Men also talk about their cheating wives and GF's? Ok I get it they only talk abt their conquests abi?

Back to what I wanted to comment

Mr. Poster what is this your post intended to achieve exactly?

Leave ur sister jare na late adolescence dey worry am partly because she finished second schl late so she is stil behaving like her classmates at dia 16's n 17's. Don't confront her again, if she doesn't wash plates or sweep d house or wash her own clothes let her be, don't correct her again giving her room to insult u, just let her play out her adolescent age. Do tell her not to have sex and if she must, she must do so with a condom. Shikena u hv done your own. By d time jamb f!ucks her up 2 times, or d BF breaks her heart wchever occurs first she will come back to her senses n get off DSTV

She will grow up, you were once like her.

[quote author=Ooh Mpa™]Sweery, can ooh Mpa see your pics?
This one you get favorite and non-favorite replies, Ooh Mpa wanna see if your face is worth it [/quote] oh sweery i'll send u d pics as soon as you send your acct statement to see if ooh Mpa is worth seeing my pics

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Mindependent: When I asked this question, my sole reason was because what if I decided to change my bad ways and not have sex till marriage but I know most guys will still want to have sex with me except I tell them I'm a virgin.

I don't see it as lying, virginity does not mean I've never had sex, just means I'm staying sexless from that moment onwards till marriage to find the perfect suitor. The aim is not to deceive for all those that are saying they hate lies

oh gurl dont try and deceive yourself oo, its a lie and its a lie of a very high magnitude for most guys; virginity doesnt mean you hv decided to abstain frm d act it means u havent ever engaged in d act... Honesty is still d best policy, tell d guy u hv decided to abstain frm it n wont hv sex wit him a guy dt luvs you for you will stay, a guy that wants sex will go... Better not tell a lie your husband will use over your head for the rest of your life, e.g wen he misbehaves n u complain he can remind you u tricked him into marrying you by claiming V yet he forgave u so u shld do d same(eventho dts nt d reason he married u)... U just dont wanna strt a mrrg wit dt kinda lie hanging over your head

Double post

Dude yhur wife is CRAZY! she put her hand in a fan and cut her fingaz?? Threatened to stab you becos u didnt pick her calls?? And you think this is a phase? Na when your tory go appear for NTA u go know whatsup

Find her a psychiatrist ASAP. As for thoughts of going for other women you better not try it cos if she finds out she can kill u, kill d woman n herself even, Also hold d tots of pregnancy n children for now until she is on d right medications because one day na to throw your pikin down d staircase in one of her 'fits'

Hmmm, Only Son, Only child n mummy's Boy serios trouble ooo, Girls beware oo if you are entering that kind of marriage make sure you are strong enough to withstand d Wahala... Imagine D OP even wanted to take d kids to live with the grannies wen d Wife is alive and Well lol n you are wondering y your wife doesn't feel comfortable wit your parents d truth is she doesn't trust them wit the kids wch obviously you n your parents have given her... I do not support her behaviour or d way she goes about it though buh for her action that day u deserve it and more, U planned wit your parents to take d kids without even informing her not to talk of seeking for her consent n you are talking of a Torned shirt. Dude you got off easy your parents too... N how can ur Mother who knows what it means to be a mother agree to take the kids without even informing their mother... As for Divorce do whatever the hell you like, if you didn't engage in premarital sex maybe you won't be here today; you fink Divorce is a solution to your problem lol I just pray your wife will get a good lawyer. So that she can get custody of the kids as they are still obviously tender; then you will know the true meaning Of ALIENATING UR KIDS cos obviously that's d only thing she is there for that's what you married her for(cos she was pregnant n u were d only child, n you wanted to giv ur parents other kids bla bla bla)... Please Do go on with the Divorce and that will be the beginning of your Woes cos you must be a Joker If you think she is leaving the kids for you in the Event of a Divorce... I TG she is educated

TechWalker007: Let's not become personal, the thread is not about us.
You are wrong about my parents, I couldn't have had a better home!
My parents are still my confidants. I respect them to the core, but guess what, they are the ones who raised me to think the way I do.
When me or my siblings have issues my parents do not come between, in fact they encourage you to take responsibility and sometimes blame their own children and exonerate their son/daughter in laws.
If you brought a lady to my parents as your fiancee, they tell you plainly, "You know we are not going to be part of this new family so you have to make the right choice, because you can't come back and tell us how bad she is and you can't continue". It may sound harsh but it has really helped. Notice in my posts, I didn't give the OP an option for divorce? And also, I see every challenge as surmountable.
By the way, it's easier to change yourself than the other party. Most times, that's what needs to be done.

KUDOS BRO!! U hv shown a level of maturity quite difficult to see on NL...

coogar: the tortuous knots these earthlings entangle themselves in. realised my blunder? you don't think 50% quoted is true even after showing you where the article came from? are you getting jittery you could be a bastärd?



stop being foolish.....
i made a statement & i backed it up with facts. if you have a problem with the stats, take it up with dr. salami. my job was completed after i posted the article & you don't need to get hypersensitive over this issue.

If there is any foolish person on this thread IT IS YOU and u obviously do not know(d accurate def of a fool) now what you qouted is Blatant Falsehood, backed by nothing except d Ramblings of an arm-chair theorizer taken by the few samples that visit his clinic... Refering to that Article on Bellanaija(of all places for a scientific research) as FACT shows you have a long way to go in learning d meaning of that word... Now accept your BLUNDER and take a chill pill going all about the thread cussing won't do you no good and defo won't change your BLUNDER

Baby mama: You better believe it
There are quite a few green card hopefuls that it turned out the father was not the biological father
All those women going to prayer houses and turning up pregnancy after 10 years of marriage where do they come from?


When my hubby was a house officer in the north he told me of a man that did a lab test and had no viable sperms,him and wife later had a baby and it was a " miracle"

ooh I know they exist everyone Does, people are just trying to point out that his 50% of all first borns is a BLATANT FALSEHOOD, he said he had statistics, oya provide it and. What he provided was d repot by one man about the families that Visit his lab, this lab I'm Sure is located in just One state perhaps lagos, Now how much does paternity test cost in Nigeria, How many Nigerians are reported to live on below 1 dollar per day, how many can afford comfortable housing, even d lower middle class who can have they finished sending their kids to good schools what they want to use Money for is paternity tests?? I get you don't stay In nig buh those tests are expensive here unless they became very cheap of late... I can bet you that 50% of Nigerians are not Even aware of the existence of this DNA expert talk more of going to him for tests, Besides like Arial.bold pointed out to him Do people just wake-up and go for paternity tests?? They must hv had sm suspicions or a very Rich Man's will is about to be read... A normal person familiar wit the situations of Nigeria knows that statistics is Obviously false

[quote author=Arial.bold]he's not even worth responding to anymore.
maybe I will go to a HIV clinic and if 30% of those who visit HIV clinics for testing come out positive then clearly 30% of all Nigerians must be HIV positive.




Fool, don't ever dream of becoming a scientist because you have failed miserably. Sample sizes should come from the general population. They should be blind. ie go and knock on random people's doors and invite them to take paternity test.
Using a sample of men who ALREADY question their paternity is absolutely bad science. simple.
stop embarrassing yourself. You have exposed yourself to be simply nothing but a misogynist going by your previous posts.

I wonder what % of those same men have fathered children outside of their matrimonial homes without the wife's knowledge. I will never see you posting any statistics of that (more common) issue.[/quote]I Think he Quite realizes his Blunder, he is just using all rationalizations, justifications, Arguments both reasonable n unreasonable to Hold On...

@Coogar people do make hasty generalizations, rush to conclusions, give non-existent and highly hyped estimations to make their points in an argument esp on places like NL, what you haven't learned though is to accept your mistake and Apologize when you are caught in one of these that makes you MAture, stop trying to Insult the Intelligence of Those arguing wit u u re simply making yourself seem Stupi.d wch I'm sure u are not ... Now take those Ice cubes you earlier suggested, place 2 on your forehead, bite on one and CAlm d hell down

logica: LOL. Do you know anything about statistical analysis?

No please I don't.. Do tell me about it, How is it conducted?? Does it have a start and Stop time?? Or do you wake up one morning and believe you have been doing statistical analysis??Do you tell people what you are engaging in?? Do you state the Zones you are going to Survey?? Please do INform me and while you are at it Compare it to what d DNA expert did and give me d correspondence

coogar: have you seen the link i posted before going on a meltdown? go & lie down and apply some ice cubes to your face. it seems you are a little bit under the weather.



statistical analysis? you are asking for too much from chomzy19. she thinks one must be able to afford 3 square meals to commit adultery.

Oh please I fink you know that silly link you posted says nothing, I was waiting to see a well documented research only to see one article by one Laboratory scientist who engages in Armchair theorizing by d "very few cases' that comes to his lab unlike you though he had d sense to still be modest in his estimations unlike your "50%" MY GAWD!!

coogar: http://www.bellanaija.com/2012/10/02/dna-expert-gives-shocking-statistics-3-out-of-10-nigerian-men-are-not-biological-fathers-of-their-children/

So this is where you got your conclusion from Seriously?? From one DNA expert who sits in his lab in one hospital in one city in one state in Nigeria to say that out of 10-15 families that come weekly for tests that 3 out of every 10 Nigerian Men are not the father of their kids seriously?? I believe u are more intelligent than that

coogar: speak for yourself - where are the slaves?



50% of all firstborns in nigeria are bastärds according to one DNA expert. how can that be if women are not cheating in a high volume?

How far can You go in your Blind Zeal to Paint Women as those who cheat more or to support men in general.. 50% of wch firstborns?? In wch Nigeria?? By wch stupid DNA experts?? 50% of Nigerians can't even feed comfortably nt to talk of going for DNA tests or did this your DNA expert take dis tests for free just to ascertain d No of bastards in Nig? 70%of Nigerian families hv not gone for DNA tests or any paternity test at all in their lives, Nigerians only usually go for these things wen d need Arises so wch Nigerians did this your "DNA EXPERT" use for his research exactly??...

unmask: Most of you have missed the MIL's point of view...... @op did you fornicate with your hubby or with someone else before your hubby? If your answer to that question is yes, then the reasons for your hubby and MIL's concern isn't far fetched...........

They believe in the "like mother like daughter" mantra..... So they don't want a daughter that would end up living the kind of life her mother lived or even doing worse......

So op that's what is on their mind

You can even use this thought : Imagine Beverly osu having a girl as her first child....... Yea... You get the picture now

Stop talking Trash feeling You are making sense... Its called Delusions of intelligence n Wisdom n You shld come out of it while you still can...

@Lori HML gurl.. So u don leave us Jewe! Choi!! Wishing u all d gr8t packages of married life + Ejima to open d doors

That Hardly Ever happens, most girls fix their wedding dates when they know 'it' won't b coming because of d general discomfort dt comes wit menstruation... besides who still has sex on wedding night unless its not d naija kinda wedding that after party continues till 11pm dt u re talkin of cos my broda u'll be dead tired

Hmmm Marriage Never start MIL don dey quote her choice of SEX for d first baby! Na so e dey strt, @OP better be weary of dt your MIL and of I were u n I could do it I'd giv birth to a girl just to spite her (tho finally its in God's hands) dis is d kind of MIL dt will begin to look 4 other options for her son when No male is forthcoming after d 3rd girl so u berra b careful


As to the question, to me n most Mothers, A girl is always better as d first issue, cos she kinda begins to help you out at a very early age, she will organise her siblings n help keep them in check for you wen u aren't looking. But boys re known to be "scattersome" in nature n nt very helpful arnd the house, as d saying goes 'boys will be boys'

kunyeo: As a sequel to my earlier posting,there's a latest development. My father- in- law stormed our house unannounced today and I definitely knew the purpose. He went round and round coming to the conclusion that I allow my sister in law stay with us for some time.I stood my ground and he was about leaving,he gave the parting shot that the lady would stay with us.That was when I lost my cool,letting him know that he can only advise me, but not come and impose his decision on me in my own house.He felt offended that I was arrogant to have boasted that the house belongs to me.He left for his base.I tried apologising to him if I was rude,but frankly there were no ways to assert and express myself.

You made your point and you should stick to it, your sis in law is disrespectful n if I was your wife u wld have thrown her out myself(imagine giving me heat in my hussy's house)... If you can't be bold enuff to take d earlier step then I think you should do it indirectly, remind her every day or every other day that she is no longer welcomed in d house and she shld choose a time she is gonna move out nt later than february, or u can simply always remind her by asking her if she has found an apartment to move into so that u can do d financial aspect, again try n curtail watever freedom she has, I don't fink a 36yr old who is being told what to or what not to do will remain comfortable in dt place for long; in general just make her understand by your actions that she is a guest who has overstayed her welcome... This kinda strategy though is easier for women to carry out hence my earlier advice bt it'll work if you can do it.

Sweery u re just 27 U aren't old Enuff to b desperate for marriage, a lot of 30+ ladies re still single... Anyways as for where u can go, just try and attend All d social functions by your friends n families, birthday parties, naming ceremonies, wedding ceremonies etc. And then try n become active in your church, find a group in church u wanna join, d choir is a nice choice, they re "seen" more, then participate in church get togethers... Don't do all this wit d sole aim of finding a Man, just get into it, relax n enjoy d outgoings its actually fun and it'll happen b4 u know it just don't Focus on it.

Find an Apartment for her with or without her consent or notification; one saturday morning pack everything she has inside d booth, throw her inside the car and drive her to her new furnished house... Ofcourse before you do it tell her mum n dad dt is what you intend doing bt go ahead wit it wether they agree wit u or not

Hian na only one TV dey d house ni?? And if its even only one wch kain mama n papa dey struggle for channel to watch wit dia kids, its dia tym to watch cartoon or nollywood leave it for them... Nothing wey person no go hear oo remote control caused fights lol

Adaeze003: Well yea it depends on individuals and to me, happiness is much bigger than sex alone. If sex is all that matters to you in a MARRIAGE then pls by all means, sample till you find the the right penis.

. Double post

Adaeze003: Well yea it depends on individuals and to me, happiness is much bigger than sex alone. If sex is all that matters to you in a MARRIAGE then pls by all means, sample till you find the the right penis.

Ooh please sweery don't let them convince you u can't have them all, you can n you will have them all if you are wise and do d necessary things everythinking human being should do... Besides all these girls who engage in premarital sex most actually still end up wit d lil dicks wen they are desperate enuff for marriage and dia big satisfying dick is not ready for marriage abi na u go marry d man??

As an intern when you ask most of this women who complain of small penis, he can't get it up, early ejaculation.. Did they nt sleep wit their spouse b4 marriage as a routine question most of them will say yes they did... For some d problem seemed to develop after marriage buh for most they were ready for marriege than, n he had everything they wanted in a man xcept dt and he was so rich blah blah blah, for others most of their friends hv gotten married n they were just tired of dating...

thymedcurry: The thing is girl you are attacking my post so much then turn around to agree with it. When I said sample that tool and make sure it's big enough, that was a broad overview of every sexually related problems that couples have.
If you claim to know men so well do not forget they are quite egotistical. A man would puff, beat his chest up and claim he is the best you ever had all for it to be an utter disappointment at the end. You think the morning after this man wouldn't give you a good spanking if you tell him " dude you last only for 2mins let's go see a doctor" or "take this potion it will make you last longer or give you a gigantic peen"
Your claiming to know a man's size by just looking at him makes me believe you have a very limited intimacy.ual experience.
Some men have a 3inch peen at its shrunken state that might increase to 7inches or more. While others who have same 3inches may only increase 0.5 to 1inch when erect. All these depends on the individual.
Myths have been told on how over weight guys have small peens....not true...I have had one that his peen was as big as he was, or flat ass guys with huge peens...this is so not true too.
You can never tell a full story of a peen until you have seen it erect or its been inside you.
At the other hand if you have a high libido and get married to someone with 0 libido it's a formular for total disaster cos no amount of talking or seeing therapists would work you you 2 are not just compatible!
So let's both agree once more it's all about what satisfies you as a woman.

No sweery I did not and I'm not agreeing wit u... As for d part of 1 min man or satisfaction I tackled that wen les brought it up, its up in d thread you can read it; I didn't claim to know a mans size by merely looking at him, I said only novices actually need to sleep wit a man to know his size... U can know a man's size if his limp by seeing him naked and even feeling his dick if u want to, u guys are supposed to be getting married so I'm sure seeing him naked will nt be too hard for you... You can get to know a man size wen he is erect by getting him erect and may I remind you dt it takes virtually lil to get most men erect, just showing cleavages n enuff thighs get most of them... If your to b isn't turned on by that, a lil romancing will get him there and you will know wether he can actually get it up and his size when it is up.. Unless u re trying to tell me u sleep wit every man u get erect a girl does not need to sleep wit any guy to know these ones.... Hence d reason for my reply to u and then when it comes to d aspect of satisfaction in bed and how long a man lasts you should read my reply to les

My post was actually for any girl who might be ill-convinced by your posts that she is securing her future sexual pleasure by having premarital sex, I'm tellling them you can still secure your future sexual pleasure without premarital sex by simply BEING WISE, go for some medical tests and you are good to go, and any lil incompatibility like (short duration) can easily be remedied wit d right tests besides like I always ask what if your sex machine entirely looses interest in sex sfter marriage due to e.g d death of his twin or retrenchment from work or simply stop lasting long cos you have become too usual...What will you do then?? oh no don't ans that I fink I can already guess

Les: urine can be held, sperm can be heard more. But wait o, you girls ain't dealing with anything, you are just pretending. That's different from dealing

hahahaha maybe you guys should learn how to pretend too... U know act like its not all dt imp to u; in Biz d party dt shows d commodity is more imp to him loses his bargaining power...n yes we are dealing wit menstruation n childbirth u guys shld enjoy d cross nature gave to u