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ceej24: mazi i know you have never had s.ex before.

Before this gets out of hand, let's all make a retreat

@Seun Osewa and his team that has helped create this beautiful forum, I thank you all.Nairaland has been around for quite sometime now, just thinking it would be best to create a nairaland app. This will make for easy viewing, updating of posts and following of threads by users. Other blogs and news websites are already moved towards this direction, e.g LIB, Sunnews etc.

Dis old BBC that has been flying around on BBM

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Out of heart is out of mind: I'm finding myself a new babe.[/quote]babe and sex is that all there is to u @Mazi

Masculine n firm bodies makes me wanna F***

sparko1: That is so not true, prostitute do it solemly for the money. I bet they don't enjoy any bit of it. That said ladies have needs, and beside it a give and take world (e.g Give me your vote i give you electricity). so go for those you can afford and stop complaining.

well you still arrived at my point. Its a give and take world! If the word prostitution offends you let's call it give and take then

Help someone pleas! I'm slowly turning into a satyr

[quote author=Adeniyi A.]no b dis kain talk jare[/quote]k, wat kind of talk suits u, d **dirty**kind?

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Elephants also moan during sexu.a.l intercourse.[/quote]intercourse,hmmm that word never goes without sexu.al in front

ceej24: king of por.n, that is what you are mazi omenuko.

omenuko? But there is no scarcity in d land yet

Charles Shaw: I do not plead for virgin's cause.
I despise virgins.

I apologise on the girl's behalf... Kpele oo

repogirl: Learner,I don't like driving behind one

one thing I know is that I will be d last man standing

ITbomb: .

.is a punctuation mark called the full stop

HumbledbYGrace: undoable are the things of the past

past qoutes makes me wonder if nobody wants to win dis game.

50calibre: Really? Please give me a good reason why I would want to have a girlfriend I don't have se*x with, why? To what end? What makes her any different from my guy friends? As a matter of fact I'm better off without such a girlfriend because she can't make me happy and she is going to hinder other girls from coming to me.

When I say a proper girlfriend, I mean a girlfriend who can do anything to please her guy, if he wants a bj, she gets down on her knees immediately and get sucking after which she goes on top and rides him well, this is one aspect white girls are very good at. I don't want a crazy a*s chick who is saving her vagi*na like a treasure, I don't have time for that madness.

Se*x helps, it strengthens the bond, in solidifies love and affection for each other, and it ultimately helps in marriage.

If you ain't yet married and you are starving your Bf because of one crazy deluded ideology, I advice you to go to him now, tear off his clothes and let him gain entrance into your vagi*na.

A proper girlfriend is one who will go down on her man n give him Bj n afterwards ride him?
Deduction: reduction of your woman to merely a sex object(if dt is wat u truly think)
Sex solidifies reLationship and ultimately helps in marriage? Where? If that was tru millions of broken relationship wldnt b broken, nd guys wld marry dia gf's not begin to 'look for a wife' wen they want to marry.
As for your advice, only immature virgins will actually take it (I just wish u guys wld stop spreadin these fake gospel so that a lot of young minds in this forum will nt be deceived)

Cheap APril fool stunt, for a stunt to actually fool a Person, it has to b sth that can actually happen given d gen circumstances of tinz b4; just lyk a good lie shld have an atom of truth

jiraiyas: Wisely said my dear lumijeje

lumijeje abi luvmijeje,wch one u see

50calibre: Tell the girl in question to keep saving her vagi*na for her imaginary husband, by the time she is 50, she would the one seeking mad men who are brave enough to sleep with her.

And as for the guy, tell him to break up with that deluded girl and look for a proper girlfriend or he can remain with her and save some money for anti-retroviral drugs for when he contacts HIV

y is she deluded? because she wont give it up till marriage; n who is a proper girlfriend? One who sleeps wit d bf. I pity ur sisters and daughters if that is d kind of advice u will give them( forgo ur views on premarital sex and sleep wit ur BF or else u will b single by d tym u re 40) whoever told u sex in a relationship secures mrrg?
PS: virgins are not d ones who fynd it hard to marry, its actually those who sleep around, that go searching in dia 30's

tpacalipse: It has always been advised by me, that whenever you are going into a relationship with anyone, switch off you heart. A heart that can't feel hardly gets affected by any craps ur lady pulls on you. I won't even touch a lady's phone talkless of reading junk from it.

so u always switch off ur heart; dont worry it's jst because that girl that will switch it on has not come along yet, n pple lyk u wen they want to fall usually fall d hardest as in hopelessly.
@op y is d person reading his girlfriend's txt mssges; whats that?
Anyway d best solution is to discuss it wit her, she might hv actually planted d thing to get ur attention or sth, or to tell u 2 shape up cos others re interested. Dont just leave without an explanation; its weak n cowardly

This better not be true, because those Haramist have bitten more that they can chew!

Il est envie!

youngchopper: dumb! Pls for the sake of heaven what sense does this make to you. Dammy crane ft pasuma!

Honey, nothing can ever make sense to the senseless

Akshow: I recognize Margreth thatcher, adam sandler, desmond tutu, gadafi, sadam hussein, abraham lincoln, pope francis, aaliyaa, hitler, mother Theressa and me

bros abeg where u dey for the picture?

try69: Is this what you have debased yourself into? The equivalent of ur to.to is a guy's money? Chaiiii
People with this mentality are in the streets hustling and the advanced world recognises their trade. Join if you so wish

Pathetic #smh

u know qouting out of context is d reason why we have so many fake pastors and fake interpretation of the bible