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^^^ no mind that guy,i don't even think any of them are his pic, dis guy must be a very ugly looking dude who gets no attention in d real world, hence his seeking of solace on d internet claiming to be one thing he has being deprived of by nature I.e goodlooks

Mutaino7: plan according to the format lain down.

down where? What format?

Thank God most pple here saying spartacus admits they haven't seen GOT... When u guys see the GOT u 'll quickly come and change ur verdict
Have watched spartacus to d 4th seson, d season 1 n 2 makes mega sense, but for d 3 n 4, its just poo meanwhile GOT is way better. If u haven't seen it don't dull ya life ooo, rush nw n grab ur copy!!!

repogirl: implies simply means to involve or indicate by inference, association, or necessary consequence rather than by direct statement.

statements can be direct or reported, true or false

That silly thread by realist01 d life of a goodlooking guy who wished he wasn't even goodlooking in d romance section

Mutaino7: steady! Steady darling u wouldn't want to hurt the baby. Come on move slowly.

slowly so as not to hurt d baby? What's up guys?

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]^ ^ type in English, and not latin[/quote]Latin a dying language

ITbomb: 18 year olds have more knowledge and experiences in what many people are trying to hid

hide the truth from today till tomorrow, it will still be known

ITbomb: lazy, bored and fat

Fat married women is becoming a thing of d past, women of nowatyms, take kia of themselves better after marriage

repogirl: Marriage is a holy institution, what you're looking for is not.

not even guaranteed that who gave u satisfaction b4 marriage will continue to do that after

ITbomb: Support me then in my emotional and sexual needs

*Gbamar, I waited for you to edit*

needs of a particular kind shld only be suPplied by ur wife

ITbomb: Illegal is when you finish the guy's money on recharge cards and eateries without rendering due services

services come in diff ways dear, it could be moral and emotional support

[quote author=Becacia_Barbie]lmaooooooooooooooo!
Are u for real Oh! U dont really xpect her to tell u ow ugly u are...do u?? i wud ve replied the same dear...besides u sounded so desperate to get a positive reply....

Infact how old are u?[/quote]frm his pic he is one of those fools at 20+, BTW I love ur Siggy...it perfectly talks abt the op

ITbomb: Cases where the guy would be in for the waist and the girl would be for the cash.

cash seems to be what we all re looking for, doesn't natter d way u choose to get ur so far it isn't illegal

ITbomb: For love or for fun?

fun and love seems to be merged in such cases

realist01: ARGUE WITH THE PHOTO I POSTED , FAKE THNG LIKE U

ahah... Is it not that same pic on pg2, the one on ur twitter handle? Onwere ebe ozo ifo? Is there more to u? PLs nlders u guys can check our overhandsome dude out on pg2... A guy who ugly things lyk us wishes we re lyk..

realist01: Disrespectful little things. Its paining u i said people stare at me, i wanted people to say people stare at them too, but no ugly looking guys and average looking guys that dominate nairaland are offended because they wished what i said about myself was their experince. Bastards. Thank God a few guys admitted girls stare at them too. A "few" because u lot are ugly. Keep wishing i was average like u, we k ow girls will be the first to admit ur ugly but no they all said "ur cute" after u bastards made me stoop down to quiz them on my twitter yesterday. Let it pain and kill u, am not acerage or ugly like u and u have seen girls admit that so go drink ur garri.

see this scrub deceiving himself oo, u re AVERAGE and NO ONE wishes to be like u, cos u have an Image problem... Find a shrink and deal with it(that's if u re in fund)

dopeJemi: okay! I don show


1☞ stop acting Like its bothering u

2☞ u r as Fake as Nicki minaj's Boooobs, why? Cuz of ur topic, I mean.. Which cute/fine guy go dey wish say he no fine?

3☞ u Love praises, its obvious

4☞ if d girLs u r compLaining abt stop giving u attention, u mite commit suicide

5☞ stop praising urseLf, ur kind na 'u must compLiment me or I go suffocate myseLf with pilLow'

6☞ u r proud

7☞ stop exaggerating things, dah 1 wey u say girLs dey die 2 taLk 2 u, dem wan taLk first, dem dey Look u anyhau, abegii, make we hear word, say because u be trey songz?

8☞ ur finess na average, yeah I said. AVERAGE

9☞ LastLy. U r a DISGRACE 2 average Looking guys. #offense intended.. U no go fit beat me

If u wan quote Me, u beta talk welL cuz I go open another episode 4 ur head.. I dey vex dis morning, I ready 2 wash ur fine face comot with insuLts

1000likes @op hv u hrd it again, U re not even in d neigbourhood of handsome, U are just Average, if u can't handle it, go to 3rd mainland bridge and take a dive!

realist01: Another girl. If i were u i would respect myself and fuccck out now, stop decieving urself ibeg.

No scrub u shld respect urself and leave this ur attention-seeking thread nw. Girls stare at u, girls keep asking u wen u will get married?u can't bear it anymore, u use an iphone4gs, u re on twitter, instagram, keek with ur fellow classy people, nairalanders re local and ugly and they just beefing a handsome classy dude lyk you... Blah blah blah (I mean who go about writing all these, is d person normal)
Your Delusions abt urself have gotten to that extent where u urgently require medical attention.

realist01: Have u wore ur fake mary kay today? Take ur stinky self out of here. I will just become rude to any girl that doesnt act normal around me, theres nothing like average its either ur cute or ur ugly.

D kain Gbagaun wey u dey blow makes me wonder where u got a cheap techno phone from to browse? Stinky ke tot it was stinking? Hv u wore? Who da hell speaks that? N do u take cuteness to b d opposite of ugly, a person can be cute without being handsome (babies re cute). So a person is either handsome or ugly, either Rich or poor there is no average? Abeg guy which villa u cm frm?

Classy girls ko classyy girlz ni, so anybody on twitter is classy. U need either spiritual or psychological help, I'm not sure which it is at d moment

realist01: Why are y'all stalking me on twitter , leave my life alone oh. Its not me that caused the frustration in ur family

realist01: Shave? See this blind bastard..ugly is too far to believe na , u woul

realist01:
Seun is a very intelligent young man, his idea of a forum where nigerians cam converge was a good idea until local disrespectful riffraffs felt the need to join the forum. Its almost jusy like 2go where very local people with low sense of reasoning converge. Twitter is made up mostly of elites and people with good social standing. Do u lot even know what instagram is? Do u have an account? Do u know what is keek ? How can u identify a good thing when u look like death. Nonsense[/quo[quote author=realist01]GOD WILL PUNISH MOST OF YOU, BEING BIASD WILL KILL YOU. ARE THESE NOT REALLY CLASSY GIRLS U BASTARDS MADE ME QUESTION THIS AFTERNOON JUST TO SEE WHAT PEOPLE REALLY SEE ME AS. UGLY LOCAL GIRLS HERE WILL HAVE GUTS TO TALK TO ME, COME TO MY THREAD AND U WILL KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE ABUSED..BIASD BASTARDS

te]d have said another thing that chould be more convincing dont u think..even u dont believe what u just wrote. Now crawl to ur cave . Smelling boy

Please my fellow Nairalanders does this post not reek of a village wannabe. These are all his replies to objective posts. Chai everybody wan form paparazzi,u are forming class n yet u call people names lyk dis(classy people don't do that) n my dear becos person manage dash u a smart device we won't hear again (do u know abt twitter,instagram, keek) see dis olodo wey join twitter yesterday saying Tweepz are classy(who are d tweeps, do they do screening b4 entering it, is it not still d same nigerians with internet access) ur response just shows how immature n classless u re, even Akpors get class pass u. As for that ur pics up there, if that is how average looking u are and girlz still stare at u, it just goes to show d kind of local place u live in n d kind of local girls u associate with. Handsome dude lol...

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Send 2h to 131 (mtn 2hrs plan)

And then fire on..... It has worked for so many people... Only few people complain abt it not working... I hope it works for you

thanks a bunch, will pm u for d unlimited wen I need it, hp ur @price is riznable

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I wanna knoww how to exceed it

repogirl: Spicey foods are awesome

awesome thread dis is n who is this jakemond spoiling d flow, u miss road?

[quote author=Larry-Sun]Lady, oh...you're a guy, you really frost my apricot [/quote]Apricot, that stuff is so good for the skin

Who is dis attention-seeker na? With delusions of grandiosity, hot well-toned handsome guys has not talked yet, na u wey wan talk, if that pic on ur twitter handle is urs, then u nid to wake up from that dream of urs. If peoople truly do stare @ u, its because u re Odd/strange n ur delusions dt pple re staring at u keeps making u see looks where there is none
Solution: go meet a psychologist, anybody that can post this as a thread has some serious complex/image issues.

ITbomb: Be it good or bad we must all give thanks to God

God- d alpha and omega, d beginning and the end, I thank thee, na u sure pass

repogirl: Brand of Cain is a story by a Nairaland Writer

Writers on nairaland make some noise

Mutaino7: Location is a brother to locomotion.

locomotion, one of the xteristics of living things