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Kaslino:. To b shy nd d same time come mumu join am na bad tin. i hav miss a lot of opportunity with girls while i was in school. na wen i don enter street hustling i no com get such again. d street parole hard oo, no girl dey gree reason me again. 1 Like |
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SIINXU:Bros Jesus No Go Fit Save D Konji Na |
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It has been long i've experience a cold season like this. d harmattan is really tough. My Konji Mood is high dis period nd i can't control it. since i'm single it has resulted to me masturbating alot. last yr i've made a promise never to visit a brothel nd i've keep to dat because of my last experience. d way i dey masturbate dis period i dey fear make i no go collapse for work today. |
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@op Ur shyness is better. my was mumu plus shyness up till na i'm still dulling my self. My Dad Must b Turning in His grave right na why he gave birth to me. The op just described me. the one i regret most was one jehovah witness girl, dat was all over me.she was telling me i should come nd hav her in a platter gold. me i come dey behave like goat when wan lay egg. my sharp frnd took advantge of it dat he asked 4 permissn 4rm me b4 going ahead to woo her nd i gave him d go ahead nd i never knew dat would b d greastest mistake of my life. dis girl loves dis my friend to d extent. my frnd never spend a dime buyn food stuffs till we graduatd nd one time she paid my frnd school fees twice if i could remembered. my frnd never lack pocket morning. this my frnd was d one dat disflowerd her. I Could still remember a certain girl dat walked up to me, boldly told me in pidgin. guy u dey bleeped up. she said u too dull. i said wetin she mean, she those girls in d departmt re dying 4 u nd u dey here dey dul ur self 15 Likes 2 Shares |
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lefulefu:Oboy Na So One Yoruba Girl Carry Nyansh Like Dis Com Stay With Her Sister 4 D Holiday. Anytime I See D Girl I Just Dey Get Erection. specially If She Wear Mini Skert. I Feel Like To Knee Down Beg D Girl Make i Do Once Or Even Na Romance I Go Appreciate Am. 1 Like |
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I've Being Single For Three Years Now. If Being Single Na Trophy I 4 Dey Retain am Bak 2 Bak. 4 My Life I Ve Only Dated Once. i don't know if it because of my look or being broke is d problem. i ve been rejected by a lot of girls. |
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Thanks Guys. Is very good to say something u don't understand so dat u go get help.i don get strength now. i don dey use spiritual matter dey look am b4. i just they reason maybe as i no go villa dis time so village pple com pay visit. bt hw dey see fuel. kai so na cat dey make me shiver like this, well problem no dey shall them win 1:0. next time i go arrange 4 them. 4 Likes |
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Pls Guys Has any body experience such things before. Or It's A Sign of bad thing to happen. cos when i was young pple used to say if an animal cry in ur compound it means bad thing would happen. Hw tru is it. |
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Pls Guys Has any body experience such things before. |
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MhizzAJ:Why See Everything As Joke. I Just Experience Dis Thing Dis Night. My Neigbour Even Told Me Dat He Heard The Cry Too |
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I Live in one room apartment in a face me building. just as i was abt to sleep dis night around 10:15pm. I Head the cry of two babies at the back of my widow. d cry was so loud. i had to look thru d widow to see who could dat be. i saw two cat sitting opposite my widow crying. i was shocked i hav to shout at them nd they ran away. right now i'm in neigbour's room, fear just dey catch me. do cat cry like human? to those keeping cat as pet. |
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ultron12345:Bro I Don't hav anything say to u bt i know u are a worker or u wil bcome one may u experience worst. Amen |
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I was inside a taxi dis afternoon when i recieved a text on my phone, so i decided to checked what's d content of d msg. wow it's 4rm my bank i can't hold my exercitment bt scream out loud yes yes. It was the bonus dat i've been waiting, anticipating nd even having a sleepness since it was my last hope of having money to celebrate dis xmas. mehn bad market. my company just paid me #2,500 as bonus at first i was doubting maybe it's an mtn bonus so i called my co-worker to confirm. it's true, he told me even those that ve worked more than 5yrs are collecting 6000 to 8000 naira.omg why is it some companies choose to be wicked nd treating their workers badly. even when u are paying peanuts as salary. this is the end of the year atleast ur workers should hav a reason to smile. |
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Oga Boss pls come to my rescue ooo. there is dis my neighbour sister dat came for holiday. omo dis girl she carry. oboy see yansh, see bress. com see her lap jesus. i dey get erection any time i dey see dis girl. my problem nw. her aunty just dey give her close making. she dey monitor d girl as if d girl na prisoner. i don follow d girl talk small chai. i even told her dat we will go out on x-mas day to hav fun she agreed. boss wh step i go take follow up cos d way i dey see d girl she dey feel me. or make i forget her since she dey close to me. pls help me. |
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HARDDON:Jesus! D Boss Reach here, baba i be wan come pay u homage 4 ur thread be4 u show 4 here. respect bro. first let me apologise for using ur gud work with out acknownlege d owner. A big thank u. i think Ur Work Has change me a lot.i know say no b every-every i don master bt i don see some improvement. 1 Like |
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tripplephi:All The Same Bro Thanks 4 Ur Advice. it has been long i commit to someone. just dat i'm tired of being lonely. |
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Marshalxv:Bro Thank u very much, dat's y i table the matter 4 parliament before i go give d bae some alighnment. |
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DeadRat:Haha Harddon Na Father I give him Respect. make i no lie na him drills i use oo. d thin dey work like magic. yesterday as i dey waka go work when i saw her, she was coming 4rm school cos where i work is close to her school. na so i meet her whit d way i dress nd my pigin english i think say d girl no go send me bt to my suprise na so the girl dey laugh she come forget to access my appearance. na she even collect my Itel Java Phone Type Her Num. I Just Called Her Now. I kNow no Say She Dey Expect My Call. I No Want Meet Hardon Baba Make He No Tell Me To Read 4rm Page 0 I No Get Dat Strenght Dat's Y I Opened This Thread. 1 Like |
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tripplephi:oga i don't understand d trash u wrote up there. so 4 person to get into relationship with a girl is now foolishness. na wao. |
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To all the commissioners in charge of women affairs nd girls matter i greet u guys. i get one small problem nd i need ur help. i 've bn living in ibadan for 2yrs nw nd to get smally i mean girlfrnd the tin hard 4 my side no b here. those ib girls no dey reason my matter at all. is it because i can't speak their language, or i no understand. bt get one girl when i saw yesterday evening, i approached her nd we had a good conversation. she Is a student of one private university in Ibandan. She gave me her number nd i've nt called. I Just Need Ur Dating Tips so dat make i no go loose guard for her area. |
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