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BlackAdam55:
I knew it you are fake, you're a fraud.

The guy is a scammer. If you can follow up with his written words nd pattern you wil know isn't different 4rm our normal nigeria flow. If i see an American nd european written words i wil knw. Guys stop taking dis guy serious he is here to scam.

I don't believe dis story. No Africa parent wil treat their daughter in-law 2 be like dis, even when d family is poor. I still remembered d day my ex girl friend came 2 visit me, while i was still leaving with my mum at dat time . My ex came at d time my mum was cooking, even when my ex went 2 d kitchen to meet my mum. she refused her saying my ex is a guest, dat next time she wil cook bt not today. What suprises me most is when my mum served d meal for my ex nd i. instead of fish, i saw fried turkey inside d meal. I ask hw come abt d meat instead of d fish she used to cook d food. She told me, she bought d fried turkey cos we hav a guest in d house. What i'm trying to say is dat, when it comes to food Africa parent don't joke with it. especially when u are an inlaw. They serve u d best part.

Hmmm. I just confused. i'm thinking of going into 2 a relationship after 4years of being single bt some of d comment i'm reading here is making me to hav a rethink

TissuePaper:
what are you waiting for bro, shag that bïtch

bro i just moved to d compound newly. d girl no send me. I don greet her 4 times na she no they answer. Me too i don lock up. make she dey do her shakara small. Since i no send her again she wan dey friendly to me but me since u start d shakara we go do am together we go see who go tire first. Bros i no lie u. i like dat girl but i no know d kind formula wen i fit use get d girl.

[quote author=lefulefu post=72568681]i love wat iyam hearing[/quote. lol me myself i don turn indigene here. i no gree go home again. Once it is daybreak i'm always happy cos i wil see things. FG suppose Make Oyo state tourist site for Ukwucious view. He go make sense.

lefulefu:
oyo state
ukwu headquaters

Yes o bro. Try visit d state nd see 4 ur self.They own it. From d mosque to d church. In d street, market, bank nd shopping mall nd bus stop. From ur work place to school (secondary nd high inst.) from food sellers to hawkers 2 agbo sellers,fuel attendace, shop owners nd apprentice nd hotel workers even ur neighbourhood they hav it i mean them gather. sorry they carry.

Frm my own findings Ibadan,Oyo state is d headquaters of big natural undiluted nd well figured backside of different shape size . Ranging 4rm ugly dirty with tribe mark girls nd women to d clean fine ones are bastardly blessed wit d ass. I prefer starring at d dirty ones those one wil expose nearly every parts their of body. They don't put on pants nd bra o'boy come see movement d breast nd ass in motion, Jesus kuku kill me. I no go repent oo. This morning my neigbor nearly caught me while looking at her daughter tru my widow. Every morning dis girl always comes to d front of my widow to wash plate nd clothes nd she likes wearing tight skimpy clothes exposing her thick succulent black thigh nd d tight dress makes her ass 2 shoot out nd more visible. Dis morning as i was watching tru d widow i got carried away wit what i saw b4 her mum came standing at d widow nd staring @ me i didn't know. Thank God 4 my curtain it save me. I must settle down wit a yoruba lady i luv them thick with ass nd black thank you.

This week a micra driver nearly fought with me in Ibadan, because i told him ogbeni why u d troy away ur empty bottle of pepsi 4 d road. Wen u see d neatness of d street how body dey do u. Oga use brain. Those words really touch him. He started using yoruba language to abuse me and threatning dat i wil come down 4rm his car and me self i no even send am, because i know say i no too dey talk much.

tee59:
Ibadan is good and very accommodating. I don't like igbos too. They are too violent and aggressive.

Aggressiveness is an individual thing is nt related to a particular tribe. Some believe d igbos are into money rituals nd dat they like money too much. In this age nd time some still believe d igbos eat humans. And is very difficult for their girls to date an igbo guy simply because they are been raised with d mindset dat all igbos are evil nd violet. Last 3weeks when i went to d market to buy fish, dat i wantd to use 2 prepare stew. so i met a woman she was a fish seller. I approached her to buy fish so d process of bargaining d price she was saying all kind of words with yoruba calling me alaroro(stingy man) nd some abuse words wh i act like i don't care cos it their way. The one dat angerd me is when i wanted to pay her money for d fish she refused to collect d money directly 4rm me so she called on passer-by 2 collect 4rm me 2 give to her. Dat moment i felt bad.

Pls guys i want 2 know ur experiences so far while living in ibadan as a non yoruba speaking tribe especially south east nd south south. I've had bad experiences since my stay in ibadan 4 d past 2years now. B4 i start counting my bad experiences let me praise d city small.Ibadan is truly d largest city with tight security nd is very peaceful. d oyo state govt.is truly working nd every corner of d city is populated. My problem now is with some of d yoruba indigene in d city.They just don't like strangers especially d Igbos. D sight of an igbo man annoy them. Though i'm nt an Igbo guy bt they believed if u're not an hausa then u're igbo. I hav suffered alot 4rm d hatred,envy,insult nd descrimination 4rm them. Sometimes i regret my coming to stay in Ibadan.

dimelo:
haha
my brother you just better give them little space
before you'll have to go see a therapist

Bros i say, if i see them dey near me i dey run. Get one wen dey play round my zone she don give all type of green light tire bt me i no send her still she no want give up. My worst experience dat is giving me nightmare everytime i'm thinking abt it. is when my mum told me she was hungry nd i was wit enough cash. I didn't even care to give to her. She even begged me of money i lied to her i dont have, just because i want to please one small girl some where. Later my mum found out where i hid d money. she called me nd ask me owes dat money i lied again dat i want to used 4 my project work. For all those tins i've done ,dat girl stil look me eye ball 2 eye ball nd said i'm a very stingy person. Well i hav ask my mum 4 forgiveness, nd she has forgiven me.

Wetin one smalling use my eye nd heart see i no go ever forget am. though i don forgive her bt d experience i wil never forget. If i see small small girls dey play come my side i dey pick race. I like them matured abeg. Nd i wil stil repeat it again d experience i wil never forget even now if i flash back i dey get depression.

Op it's very simple. First make her wet by giving her intense romance nd breast sucking nd use lubricant any vaseline wil do.add d lubricant on d tip of ur dick. For easy drilling do nt use condom at first. Use ur tip of ur dick dat is well lubricated locate d small opening in her vagina make sure ur penis is fully erected. When u found d opening make a push wit tip of ur penis inside d opening of her vijay.pls do it gently if she tells u to stop u stop cos of d pain bt make sure d head of ur penis goes inside her vjay so dat u can continue 4 where u stop next time. Nd watch out 4 blood avoid anytin white on ur bed cos of stains.

Thank u op. I've been looking 4 thread like dis. I wan travel go village very soon. I want make my people tell me say oboy see d way u fresh nd soft. Op pls can i eat turkey instead of red meat i don't like d way they're selling meat in Ibadan here.too dey cost.

Aghanel:
It happened in Agbor. Ika-North East local Government of Delta state. The fight is still on.

nt my zone thanks anyway. I fit ball in peacefully.

Op pls state d location in delta state cos i dey show 4 area next month.

Seeing thread like dis makes me to always b grateful to a Guy Dat accomodated me for almost two years in Ibadan. He is yoruba nd i'm 4rm south-south. we were nt frends b4, i'm nt his broda neither does he knew me 4rm anywhere. d first day we met he took me in. He acted like a big broda nd a father to me. He never showed any sign dat he tired of my stay. I left on my own when i hav saved money to rent an apartment. @op he is ur frend nd he needs ur help nw. no adult wil b happy dat he is leaving wit someone. he needs ur support nd encouragement treat him like a broda.encourage him to look 4 a job let him start life afresh. I promise u wil reap d reward later in life.

NEPA just dey play with d light. Nepa I Use God Beg Una If D Light No Good Off Am. Make Person Get Rest Of Mind.

@jesuscrew. I just gave an honest review. i'm nt bad mouthing d phone.i hav used dis phone b4,so i knw what i'm saying.I didn't advice him nt 2 buy d phone bt he should knw what he is buying. As 4 d camera let us agree it's poor. u cant compare tecno w3 of d same mp. there is a big difference bro. if u're an heavy user u wil notice d phone hags alot dat one is confirmed.i don't knw abt others bt d finger print to me is trash. i hav done thorough scan of my finger on it.i followed d procedures listed by nenergy, nothing change it's stil dsame bro. i used d phone 4 3months. d hotness is like no other. all phone hot bt dis phone hot easily. as 4 d fast charge i hav never used an external charger on it so i don't knw if it charges fast with anoda charger. I'm nt here to spoil market 4 anybody. he requested 4 a user review nd i gave it to him. i wil encourage him 2 buy d phone cos it's stil d best nd strongest smart phone at dat price range. Thank U, nd hav a wonderful day.

kimbraa:
You took the words out of me. Op, don't avoid them oh as some people are saying. You may actually have body odour and not know. Infact, most of those with chronic body odour are unaware they smell.

Just ask a friend or sibling and act based on their feedback. And also make sure this person doesn't stay in the same house as you, if he/she does, he/she may be used to your odour that they don't know it's offensive.

tanx I wil take ur advice.

12spices:
But why u come get body odour now.....

Every Body Get body odor depend on ur level of cleaniness.u no go fit tell me say 2days if u no baff. u no go smell.

derrydinny:
all these things you have written show that you have body odor my brother, I have never heard of a man wearing 2 boxers daily except he wears it at once

Haha My english is bad. i mean one boxer tru out d day. I've body odor i can't deny it, bt d way i'm taking my hygiene serious i don't think u wil know. pls can i ask u a question. can u tell if someone has body odor after taking his bath putting on neat clothes with perfume nd deodorant.if yes then i need to work on my hygiene more.

nanauju:
Ignore them. Stop greeting them. Stop patronizing them.

Sometimes over familiarity leads to scorn and disrespect. Abeg carry yourself in esteem, after all nobody close to you has told you that you stink.

Thank You. i hav never experience dis before. dis is worse than when a girl reject ur proposal.

Lonestar124:
Some female neighbors are susceptible to that. but why are you perturbed?

The last thing I will do as a man is to pay concern on any unlikely attitudes exhibited by my fellow mortal human beings.

Dear don't try anything clownish to impress them.

Be mean.. The world is to large to accommodate bitter people.

Thank u bro. i wil take ur advice.those women want 2 frustrate my life forgetting they hav husband.

madridguy:
Are you sure you don't have body odour? If yes, then ignore them completely.

Yes i hav a body odour bt i don't think it's as worse as my neigbors are acting. i hav live with 3 guys nd their girlfrends in a small apartment for a year.non of them complained to me i smell badly. even when my hygiene was poor then.those guys don't hide their feeling 4rm me. maybe i should learn to ignore them according to some posters here.

Hello Nairalandlers. Pls I Need ur advice on the problem i am facing 4rm my neighbors. i hav overlook dis act in the past bt now it is getting very serious. i hav observed many times any time i'm walking pass my neigbor one or two among them always cover their nose with their hand. at first i didn't see it as a big deal bt now it obvious. It's is killing my self esteem. I'm Neat nd i always take my bath twice daily. i use deodorant nd perfume. i always change pant, boxer nd shirt daily infant i do not wear clothes more than once b4 washing. In my room i used air freshner. I'm confused. I love my neighbors. I always patronise the ones dat sell provision nd food items.Sometimes i do buy them gift. i don't hate them bt why are they behaving dis way.

whatmoreng:
Me too. I don't understand why no one is replying us

I sold my phone last month, is nt dat it has problems bt i just want 2 go 4 higher phone. the phone is ok compare to it price. d battery can last u 8 to 10hrs on average usage.if u enable battery saver. it lags especially when playing games like dream league. the back nd front camera is poor when compared to tecno k7. it takes 4 hours to fully charge with data off. no notification light. finger print nt working perfectly it takes 2 to 3 trials to get it right. the display is very poor nd d screen is little bit slow to response. the phone get hot alot, dis is d reason i sold d phone. it's a good buy compare 2 d price. a 2gig ram, 16 gig rom nd 4000mh battery d phone is ruged sha.

Today 3rd june has marked 2years of my stay in Ibadan. I'm really grateful. A big thank u to Mr Olawale Wasiu God wil continue to bless u. My name is James, 4rm Delta State.I'm 28yrs Old. I came to Ibadan, when i started having health issues nd d same time i was sacked 4rm d company i worked for in Delta State. life wasn't easy then as i was battling 2 major problem. my health nd lack of job. I Was Frustrated Nd felt depressed. I was so lonely dat no frends nd family was around dat time. One Day i just woke up packed some of my clothes inside bag, dat is hw i came to Ibadan with 300 naira left in my pocket.I didn't know anybody d first time i came. bt as i was wandering abt, I met Mr Wasiu after explaining my problem to him. He accomodated me. he is very kind nd nice. I stayd with him for a year b4 moving to my own rented apartment. Here in Ibadan Life is easy nd i found happiness here. Pls to some of d nairalandlers here, let us stop being tribalistic. In reality we all love ourself.

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Let Ur Yes Be Yes Nd No Be No. be principled. Relationship Now Like a football match to me atimes u win or u lose. if i lose, i focus my attention on d next important match next.

BiggerbossAmani:
Am full of emotions bro
May God bless and grant our mom their wishes
Amen

Amen.

Mine is 1yr 4months. anytime i think of her i always cry. i am her last born. i don't knw hw her state of her health is, i don't knw hw she is surviving. she is old nd my elder ones have neglected her. Like Wise She Wil Be worried abt me. how i'm living. if i am still alive or dead. I Try Reaching her on phone bt i can't get in touch with her. I Don't think of meeting her yet cos where i am, i'm still struggling to make ends meet. Mama i'm sorry for what i'm making u pass tru emotionaly nd mentaly. sorry 4 giving u sleepness nights. i kwn u're thinking abt me dis night nd i felt it here. Pls All I need right now is ur prayer dat's all i asked 4. Goodnite Mama Rose.