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BusinessRe: Free Affiliate Marketing Tutorial Class (with pictures) by chordrylateral(m): 10:15am On Apr 10, 2017
KinzyeWriter:
Hurray!
pls help me open click bank acct naa.i don try all the VPN op gave nothing the show for me for click bank ooo.
BusinessRe: Free Affiliate Marketing Tutorial Class (with pictures) by chordrylateral(m): 8:53am On Apr 09, 2017
Pls I've open a Facebook acct and confirmed the account with code sent to my mail.can I add a friend or no need for that?
BusinessRe: Free Affiliate Marketing Tutorial Class (with pictures) by chordrylateral(m): 8:03am On Apr 09, 2017
CHIZZNEWS:
send an email to me with your new email to officialchiemmaxy@gmail.com.. let me see if i can help u
thank you very much for your kind gesture .sent an email to your box.God bless you
BusinessRe: Free Affiliate Marketing Tutorial Class (with pictures) by chordrylateral(m): 7:57am On Apr 08, 2017
Op, God will bless you with this you are doing .I most commend you are doing a great job,i ve been following your thread like a ghost right from page(2), reading every comments and every solution to questions thinking I will be able to open click bank with ease.i tried from morning till night click bank no gree open account for me .

I did everything op said we should do from VPN _fake name and addresses go fake number _new email, I no dey pass the accounting information .pls if any body can help me open click bank I will appreciate.



Pls help a brother ooo I don tired from trying,I ve tried more than 100 times (true talk)lol.clickbank strong ooo


bobowaja obajoey lizzycreation why am I getting it wrong?
BusinessRe: 5 Things Smart People Know About Having Their Jobs by chordrylateral(m): 7:35pm On Apr 06, 2017
Don't
EducationRe: The 10 Most Dangerous Animals In The World. by chordrylateral(m): 6:42pm On Mar 31, 2017
Animals are beautiful creatures but dangerous some times
CrimeRe: Kenyan Man Found At A Bar Drinking On The Day Of His Burial (Photos) by chordrylateral(m): 7:49pm On Mar 27, 2017
Only in Kenya
PoliticsRe: ABU VC Ibrahim Garba Couldn't Manipulate These Documents by chordrylateral(m): 5:41pm On Mar 27, 2017
Ok .it don do na
RomanceRe: My First Sexual Experience ... by chordrylateral(m): 5:39pm On Mar 27, 2017
Amen.lol
BusinessRe: Am Closing Down My Gas Biz Cox It's Not Moving, So I Want To Sell The CYLINDERS by chordrylateral(m): 10:14pm On Mar 26, 2017
Where is your location?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lagos Drivers Devise New Ways To Battle Lastma,touts ( Photo) by chordrylateral(m): 7:31am On Mar 26, 2017
Beware
InvestmentRe: Ponzihater Vs GHW by chordrylateral(m): 12:10pm On Mar 25, 2017
Lol
InvestmentRe: Collaboman And Ponzihater Your Death Is Near by chordrylateral(m): 11:27am On Mar 25, 2017
Taking someone's life is not an option.though ,I don't support their move but karma is sure.why don't you leave them to face the karma.ff
InvestmentRe: Get Help Worldwide Die Hard Participants, How Market??? by chordrylateral(m): 10:35pm On Mar 23, 2017
20 COMPLETE CHARACTERISTICS/BEHAVIOURS MY FUTURE WIFE MUST POSSES.
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1. She must be the finest girl in her village/town/
state, to extenct that all the males(both young and old) will be fighting over her.
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2. She must know how to drink garri with palm kernel on the floor without sugar.
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3. She must have 6 packs.
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4. She must have flat tommy.
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5. She must know how to fast for 600days and nights.
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6. She must know how to prepare meal that; Nigeria at whole will eat.
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7. She must know to prepare all meal both local and international.
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8. She must know how to pray for 6,882,530 hours on a spot without rest.
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9. She must know how to operate a computer, website, and how to programme anything.
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10. She must be slim and fair in complexion.
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11. She must know how to drive jet, aeroplane, trailer, machine, cars and wheelbarrow.
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12. She must know how to swim for 50 hours
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13. She must know how to attend all church services.
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14. She must know how to do all house chores.
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15. She must know how to pay me 100M per week as wages.
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16. She must know how to sing.
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17. She must know how to cook with fire wood, charcoal, stove and gas cooker.
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18. She must know how to stay indoor 24/7.
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19. She must know how to repair broken eggs, glass and how to count water. Lastly
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20. She must know Genesis to Revelation offhand.
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If you posses all the above mentioned, what are you waiting for? Comon, give me your house adress, your parents own in particular so that I can know the requirement on how to marry you, and start preparing early.
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NOTE: I dont wanna spend more than #2,350.02k in marrying you oo........
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Thanks!

InvestmentRe: Get Help Worldwide Die Hard Participants, How Market??? by chordrylateral(m): 10:35pm On Mar 23, 2017
A boy asked his father "Dad, how big is GOD?" Looking up at the sky his father saw an airplane and asked his son, " How big is that airplane?" The boy responded," it's small Dad! You can hardly even see it!"

Then the father took his Son to an airport hanger. Standing in front of one of the airplanes, the father asked, " and now how big is this airplane?" The boy responded," Oh Daddy, this plane is enormous!" At this point, the father said to him," that's how it is with GOD!

"How big HE is, depends on the distance between you and Him!" The closer you are to Him, the bigger HE is in your life!"```

....if you are touched ...share with friends!!
InvestmentRe: Get Help Worldwide Die Hard Participants, How Market??? by chordrylateral(m): 10:34pm On Mar 23, 2017
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES.
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PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY
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Son: Hello, Sir!

Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni?

Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir?

Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?

Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko?

Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.

Son: Okay, Sir.

Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.
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PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
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Son: Hello, Ma!

Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes)

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile?

Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni...

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.

Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...

Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.

Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni?

Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.

Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu...

Son: Amin Ma

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e.

Son: Amin

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e...

Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already)

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale...

Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background)

Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.

Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile.

Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call).

Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy.

Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be
InvestmentRe: Get Help Worldwide Die Hard Participants, How Market??? by chordrylateral(m): 10:32pm On Mar 23, 2017
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES.
.
.
PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY
.
Son: Hello, Sir!

Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni?

Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir?

Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?

Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko?

Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.

Son: Okay, Sir.

Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.
.
.
.
PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
.
Son: Hello, Ma!

Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes)

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile?

Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni...

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.

Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...

Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.

Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni?

Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.

Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu...

Son: Amin Ma

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e.

Son: Amin

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e...

Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already)

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale...

Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background)

Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.

Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile.

Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call).

Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy.

Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be
InvestmentRe: Breaking News: The Latest Naira Value To Dollar by chordrylateral(m): 10:30pm On Mar 23, 2017
The difference between HERE and THERE is T=TIME
FamilyRe: “my Husband Killed Our Baby, Impregnated Two Married Women” by chordrylateral(m): 10:15pm On Mar 23, 2017
End time
FashionRe: Lady Rocks Crazy Hairstyle (Photos) by chordrylateral(m): 10:00pm On Mar 23, 2017
and if its rihana that rock this hair style Na praise Nigerians go dey praise am ooo
InvestmentRe: My Bitcoin by chordrylateral(m):
Luno Google it
InvestmentRe: Did Nnn Abandon Their Site??is it dead and gone?? by chordrylateral(m): 9:11am On Mar 14, 2017
Na by force to create thread?



Looking for cheap publicity oniyeye
PropertiesRe: See The Amount My Dad Used To Roof His Building (25yrs Ago) by chordrylateral(m): 5:32pm On Mar 11, 2017
This money then is millions
RomanceRe: Ponzi Ponzi Ponzi Addicts Group Chat Here Lets Share Hottest Ponzi In Town by chordrylateral(m): 6:49pm On Mar 10, 2017
You can check this
Nairaland GeneralRe: (photos) Ponzi Scam Wahala See What Ponzi Caused by chordrylateral(m): 6:41pm On Mar 10, 2017
What are u talking about?
RomanceRe: Very Funny Signboard I Saw Along The Road In Enugu by chordrylateral(m): 6:39pm On Mar 10, 2017
Lol
TravelRe: Here’s What China’s Almost 1,4 Billion People Look Like In Reality! by chordrylateral(m): 6:38pm On Mar 10, 2017
C. H. I. N. A

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