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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Blast Rooney And Called Him "A JEALOUS MAN" On Instagram by chris259(m): 10:28am On Apr 07
MadamVanessa:
shocked



Foolish idiotic goat that act childish all time
Na Messi non con dey act childish... Mtchewww

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Romance / Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by chris259(m): 9:31am On Feb 14
Goodmarlian:
grin grin

If you know how happy I am right now because I have being vindicated,I don dey give my guy redpill since him no gree swallow say e too bitter now them don serve am Jedi jedi ,and also because my guy don spend like madd for this girl.the very first day I saw my guy with this babe I knew the relationship will not last up to 3 months it's written all over her that she is the Yahoo boys type,her dressing ,her phone her charisma it shows she is a former Yahoo boy babe,as guy we dey street I know.
I have not seeing my guy since this new year only to see him today he looks so lean and pale immediately I knew something was wrong somewhere,as we started gisting and all that then I asked him about his babe that was were he started explaining things he never told me from the beginning,he told me girl already has a boyfriend before the started dating,so she opened up to him that she can't continue with the relationship anymore and my guy don catch feelings like mad. I just can't stop laughing.
I get one big nyansh banny wey I dey kpansh like this I know guys are chasing her like mad but I don't care whenever my turn don pass I will gladly handover to another Nigga no regrets no hard feelings I dont love.

I am full time time disciple of the nairaland redpill cult for life ,love with ur head and not ur deek and heart God bless
Dats the spirit bro!!! Ride on OG
Romance / Re: Guys What Is The First And Second Body Feature Iof A Girl That Attract You? by chris259(m): 9:44pm On Feb 12
stunnert:
I don't really care about body features, as long as you're good looking and gat good personal hygiene.

The main thing I look out for when wooing a lady are: she must be sensible enough to have a good conversation with, she must be skilled or working class, she must have control over her temper, she must be cheerful and have a sense of humor and I also check their family background as I don't like dating ladies who were raised by single parents
Gbamsolutely!!! ..

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Sports / Re: Rooney: Alex Ferguson Ordered Me Out Of His Office Over Ronaldo by chris259(m): 9:01am On Feb 11
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Isoright.....

Even as at then Ferguson was aware that Penaldo is overrated
ogbeni shut up!!

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Sports / Re: Sadio Mane Named AFCON 2021 Player Of The Tournament by chris259(m): 11:51am On Feb 07
excel101:
Mr football watcher Mane scored 3goals and not 4 as reported by you. So na ball you dey watch so. I beg close your soured mouth.
abeg carry ur frustration go one side joor
Sports / Re: Sadio Mane Named AFCON 2021 Player Of The Tournament by chris259(m): 12:22am On Feb 07
excel101:
Answer the question nah. Is it because he scored the penalty winner.
Come if u non dey watch ball non they comment on any thread wey concern football abeg... Person wey score 4goals and 2 assists, created a lot of goal scoring chances through out the tournament, was even better than Salah in the tournament performance wise and u come here dey talk wetin him do.

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Sports / Re: Sadio Mane Named AFCON 2021 Player Of The Tournament by chris259(m): 12:04am On Feb 07
Emecson:
Wetin him do
come wetin dey worry u??

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Sports / Re: Sadio Mane Named AFCON 2021 Player Of The Tournament by chris259(m): 12:03am On Feb 07
Well deserved

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Sports / Re: All The Award Winners At The AFCON 2021 by chris259(m): 11:59pm On Feb 06
Lewisjohnson:
Dos people sayin Mendy nd Mane no deserve am, Sayin de ar playin politics sad
Ballan d or Nko, no be desame Politics den de play in Awards winnin,

All de Awards in dis Afcon is well deserved
Abi my brother... I non come understand wetin all this pikins come dey talk

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Sports / Re: All The Award Winners At The AFCON 2021 by chris259(m): 11:58pm On Feb 06
paulolee:

not deserved atall....I smell fowl play wen dey hurriedly gave d Egypt keeper man of the match awaard....maybe to compensate his good AFCON heroics
come wetin u dey talk sef..
Sports / Re: Senegal Vs Egypt : AFCON 2021 Finals: 4 - 2 pens On 6th February 2022 by chris259(m): 8:09pm On Feb 06
Who else saw dat mo Salah told the keeper where to dive to

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Middlesbrough FA Cup: 7 - 8 pens On 4th Feb 2022 by chris259(m): 11:54pm On Feb 04
Omo which kain penalty be dis one bayi.... 7-7
Ahhh ororo u Bleep up big and Tomorrow na ur birthday ohhhh

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Romance / Re: How A Friend Was Setup With A Free Sex And He Lost His Money And Phone. by chris259(m): 10:48pm On Jan 30
22o62021:


Na there nah

Ewoooh... Chai!! e mind done dey..
Romance / Re: How A Friend Was Setup With A Free Sex And He Lost His Money And Phone. by chris259(m): 10:37pm On Jan 30
Lol... If na upper for benin.. u gat sharp well well.cus boys for dat side no dey smile at all...

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Romance / Re: Moyo Lawal’s Booty Has No Competition (PHOTOS) by chris259(m): 10:26pm On Jan 30
Nauseating rubbish

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander Is In Love With This British Actress by chris259(m): 12:17pm On Dec 23, 2021
Lol..... No be only u oh me self dey die for am oh.... She stole the show from Scarlett Johanson in dat movie even when she featured in Hawkeye she still has dat charm and beauty... A perfect replacement for black widow.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Villarreal Vs Manchester United: UCL (0 - 2) On 23rd November 2021 by chris259(m): 9:04pm On Nov 23, 2021
See as here dry... Ronaldo done score....lol midget fans done run.... because the midget scored one stupid goal they said all manner of thrash to the best player of all time.... One fool said he is the Jonah of man utd SMH..... Someone dat have been rescuing the team on several occasions... U dare say he is the fault of the team, when it's crystal clear dat the defense,and poor coaching techniques is the major problem of the team.... Some say Ronaldo doesn't press as if messi himself dey press or tackle...

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Sports / Re: Liberia Vs Nigeria: World Cup Qualifiers - 0 - 2 (Full Time) by chris259(m): 7:03pm On Nov 13, 2021
But dis osimhen na second hand haaland ooo... Look at how the defender marking him fell when they made contact. nigga jam rock...

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Romance / Re: Which Music Artist Has The Highest Play List On Your Phone??. by chris259(m): 8:00pm On Nov 10, 2021
They are in no particular order
Avicii
The Weekend
Ed Sheeran
Celine dion
Dua lipa
Cardi b
Calvin harris
Romance / Re: Good Food Or Good Sex: What Is Really The Way To Your Heart As A Man? by chris259(m): 7:56pm On Nov 10, 2021
pocohantas:


Naso you go talk peace. Tomorrow you go dey hotel with Chidinma Ojukwu dey smoke loud.

Peace kor, Peace Mass ni. angry
This girl... U are so funny chai!!..

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Tega Confirms Her Pregnancy Rumor (Video) by chris259(m): 7:03pm On Nov 08, 2021
"Boma has the ball at his feet.... He's going!! Going!!! and it's in!!!!! a goalllllllllll!!!!! A world class finish from Bomaaaa!!! A goalllllllllll of great quality...

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Romance / Re: Guys Which Movie Had Great Influence on Your Personality And How ? by chris259(m): 1:57pm On Nov 06, 2021
Creativeace:



Lol
I was there as well
After watching money heist, i developed dever's vocabulary immediately !
lol mine was I started developing professor ability to see through all eventualities.
Romance / Re: Guys Which Movie Had Great Influence on Your Personality And How ? by chris259(m): 1:27pm On Nov 06, 2021
Power.... Daummm this TV'series turn me to a hardcore black American gangster my accent changed... I could not help myself, I could not say a sentence without adding words lyk "yo", "Fu*k", "bitch", to the extent I was with some friends and a pretty girl passed us and I was lyk "daummm look at dat fine ass bitch" and there was kinda of a silence in the room, they were all suprised I could utter such because they all know me as someone who doesn't use those words at all....

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Nairaland / General / Re: My Phone Screensaver As Been Bringing Coka Cola Advert by chris259(m): 11:41pm On Nov 03, 2021
Yeah... Same here on my spark 5
Sports / Re: Winning A 7th Balon D'or Would Be Crazy - Lionel Messi by chris259(m): 11:29pm On Nov 03, 2021
Omonigeriarere:



The award is not the best goal scorer award. It is meant for best player.

Get this drilled into your head.
U are obviously confused.... All this Messi fans self... Because Ronaldo and lewandoski has more goals than ur midget u now say the award is for the best player not goal scorer lol... Keep confusing urself

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