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Family / Re: Romantic Chat Between Pastor Ab Isong & Wife , Emem by chris259(m): 4:05pm On Jan 18, 2023
It's a shame that this forum is fast losing its value, just imagine the kind of topic day made fp.. SHM.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Blast Rooney And Called Him "A JEALOUS MAN" On Instagram by chris259(m): 10:28am On Apr 07, 2022

Foolish idiotic goat that act childish all time
Na Messi non con dey act childish... Mtchewww

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Romance / Re: My Friend Just Got Served Breakfast This Morning So Funny. by chris259(m): 9:31am On Feb 14, 2022
grin grin

If you know how happy I am right now because I have being vindicated,I don dey give my guy redpill since him no gree swallow say e too bitter now them don serve am Jedi jedi ,and also because my guy don spend like madd for this girl.the very first day I saw my guy with this babe I knew the relationship will not last up to 3 months it's written all over her that she is the Yahoo boys type,her dressing ,her phone her charisma it shows she is a former Yahoo boy babe,as guy we dey street I know.
I have not seeing my guy since this new year only to see him today he looks so lean and pale immediately I knew something was wrong somewhere,as we started gisting and all that then I asked him about his babe that was were he started explaining things he never told me from the beginning,he told me girl already has a boyfriend before the started dating,so she opened up to him that she can't continue with the relationship anymore and my guy don catch feelings like mad. I just can't stop laughing.
I get one big nyansh banny wey I dey kpansh like this I know guys are chasing her like mad but I don't care whenever my turn don pass I will gladly handover to another Nigga no regrets no hard feelings I dont love.

I am full time time disciple of the nairaland redpill cult for life ,love with ur head and not ur deek and heart God bless
Dats the spirit bro!!! Ride on OG
Romance / Re: Guys What Is The First And Second Body Feature Iof A Girl That Attract You? by chris259(m): 9:44pm On Feb 12, 2022
I don't really care about body features, as long as you're good looking and gat good personal hygiene.

The main thing I look out for when wooing a lady are: she must be sensible enough to have a good conversation with, she must be skilled or working class, she must have control over her temper, she must be cheerful and have a sense of humor and I also check their family background as I don't like dating ladies who were raised by single parents
Gbamsolutely!!! ..

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Sports / Re: Rooney: Alex Ferguson Ordered Me Out Of His Office Over Ronaldo by chris259(m): 9:01am On Feb 11, 2022
Damnnn niggar


Even as at then Ferguson was aware that Penaldo is overrated
ogbeni shut up!!

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Sports / Re: Sadio Mane Named AFCON 2021 Player Of The Tournament by chris259(m): 11:51am On Feb 07, 2022
Mr football watcher Mane scored 3goals and not 4 as reported by you. So na ball you dey watch so. I beg close your soured mouth.
abeg carry ur frustration go one side joor
Sports / Re: Sadio Mane Named AFCON 2021 Player Of The Tournament by chris259(m): 12:22am On Feb 07, 2022
Answer the question nah. Is it because he scored the penalty winner.
Come if u non dey watch ball non they comment on any thread wey concern football abeg... Person wey score 4goals and 2 assists, created a lot of goal scoring chances through out the tournament, was even better than Salah in the tournament performance wise and u come here dey talk wetin him do.

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Sports / Re: Sadio Mane Named AFCON 2021 Player Of The Tournament by chris259(m): 12:04am On Feb 07, 2022
Wetin him do
come wetin dey worry u??


Sports / Re: Sadio Mane Named AFCON 2021 Player Of The Tournament by chris259(m): 12:03am On Feb 07, 2022
Well deserved


Sports / Re: All The Award Winners At The AFCON 2021 by chris259(m): 11:59pm On Feb 06, 2022
Dos people sayin Mendy nd Mane no deserve am, Sayin de ar playin politics sad
Ballan d or Nko, no be desame Politics den de play in Awards winnin,

All de Awards in dis Afcon is well deserved
Abi my brother... I non come understand wetin all this pikins come dey talk

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Sports / Re: All The Award Winners At The AFCON 2021 by chris259(m): 11:58pm On Feb 06, 2022

not deserved atall....I smell fowl play wen dey hurriedly gave d Egypt keeper man of the match awaard....maybe to compensate his good AFCON heroics
come wetin u dey talk sef..
Sports / Re: Senegal Vs Egypt : AFCON 2021 Finals: 4 - 2 pens On 6th February 2022 by chris259(m): 8:09pm On Feb 06, 2022
Who else saw dat mo Salah told the keeper where to dive to


European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Middlesbrough FA Cup: 7 - 8 pens On 4th Feb 2022 by chris259(m): 11:54pm On Feb 04, 2022
Omo which kain penalty be dis one bayi.... 7-7
Ahhh ororo u Bleep up big and Tomorrow na ur birthday ohhhh


Romance / Re: How A Friend Was Setup With A Free Sex And He Lost His Money And Phone. by chris259(m): 10:48pm On Jan 30, 2022

Na there nah

Ewoooh... Chai!! e mind done dey..
Romance / Re: How A Friend Was Setup With A Free Sex And He Lost His Money And Phone. by chris259(m): 10:37pm On Jan 30, 2022
Lol... If na upper for benin.. u gat sharp well well.cus boys for dat side no dey smile at all...

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander Is In Love With This British Actress by chris259(m): 12:17pm On Dec 23, 2021
Lol..... No be only u oh me self dey die for am oh.... She stole the show from Scarlett Johanson in dat movie even when she featured in Hawkeye she still has dat charm and beauty... A perfect replacement for black widow.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Villarreal Vs Manchester United: UCL (0 - 2) On 23rd November 2021 by chris259(m): 9:04pm On Nov 23, 2021
See as here dry... Ronaldo done score....lol midget fans done run.... because the midget scored one stupid goal they said all manner of thrash to the best player of all time.... One fool said he is the Jonah of man utd SMH..... Someone dat have been rescuing the team on several occasions... U dare say he is the fault of the team, when it's crystal clear dat the defense,and poor coaching techniques is the major problem of the team.... Some say Ronaldo doesn't press as if messi himself dey press or tackle...

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Sports / Re: Liberia Vs Nigeria: World Cup Qualifiers - 0 - 2 (Full Time) by chris259(m): 7:03pm On Nov 13, 2021
But dis osimhen na second hand haaland ooo... Look at how the defender marking him fell when they made contact. nigga jam rock...

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Romance / Re: Which Music Artist Has The Highest Play List On Your Phone??. by chris259(m): 8:00pm On Nov 10, 2021
They are in no particular order
The Weekend
Ed Sheeran
Celine dion
Dua lipa
Cardi b
Calvin harris
Romance / Re: Good Food Or Good Sex: What Is Really The Way To Your Heart As A Man? by chris259(m): 7:56pm On Nov 10, 2021

Naso you go talk peace. Tomorrow you go dey hotel with Chidinma Ojukwu dey smoke loud.

Peace kor, Peace Mass ni. angry
This girl... U are so funny chai!!..


Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Tega Confirms Her Pregnancy Rumor (Video) by chris259(m): 7:03pm On Nov 08, 2021
"Boma has the ball at his feet.... He's going!! Going!!! and it's in!!!!! a goalllllllllll!!!!! A world class finish from Bomaaaa!!! A goalllllllllll of great quality...

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Romance / Re: Guys Which Movie Had Great Influence on Your Personality And How ? by chris259(m): 1:57pm On Nov 06, 2021

I was there as well
After watching money heist, i developed dever's vocabulary immediately !
lol mine was I started developing professor ability to see through all eventualities.
Romance / Re: Guys Which Movie Had Great Influence on Your Personality And How ? by chris259(m): 1:27pm On Nov 06, 2021
Power.... Daummm this TV'series turn me to a hardcore black American gangster my accent changed... I could not help myself, I could not say a sentence without adding words lyk "yo", "Fu*k", "bitch", to the extent I was with some friends and a pretty girl passed us and I was lyk "daummm look at dat fine ass bitch" and there was kinda of a silence in the room, they were all suprised I could utter such because they all know me as someone who doesn't use those words at all....


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