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Romance / Re: Sex With My Neighbour's Daughter by chris259(m): 10:52pm On Feb 08, 2021
Some pussy dey get size, e fit b say ur dick non size am

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by chris259(m): 11:37pm On Feb 07, 2021
Just finished blood of zeus s1 and i most say a nice anime by netflix, i give it a 9/10

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Romance / Re: Man Dressed In ''Egungun'' Attire Stops His Performance To Kiss His Woman (Pix) by chris259(m): 9:53pm On Feb 07, 2021
SoftSport:
Love is a good thing...
When there is money.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (3 - 3) On 6th February 2021 by chris259(m): 10:28pm On Feb 06, 2021
Englishisamust:
I went to kitchen just to serve my food I don see 2-2 abii dem edit my gotv for screen nii this one shock meooo
Lmao!!.. the thing shock me o
Sports / Re: Solskjaer Wasn’t Fair To Me At Manchester United – Ighalo by chris259(m): 11:15pm On Feb 05, 2021
Well ighalo caused it because he was told and warned abt accepting the loan deal with man u, but he didnt listen because he is a man u fan and playing for man u has been his dream, the mistake he made was extending the deal

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Pens Emotional Message As He Celebrates His 36th Birthday by chris259(m): 11:01pm On Feb 05, 2021
Casemiro:
lalasticlala come chee chum chin o.



The GOAT dey celebrate birthday today, e suppose dey front page na shocked
I just tire for all the nairaland mods ohh!! but if na those olosho were they pose as actress buy car or share new photos e dey reach fp quick quick.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Pens Emotional Message As He Celebrates His 36th Birthday by chris259(m): 10:55pm On Feb 05, 2021
Happy birthday to the best player in world and all time goalscorer, wishing u long life, more goals, more money and more trophies.

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Celebrities / Re: “more Surgery Coming” – Bobrisky Says As He Shares Before And Now Photo by chris259(m): 8:12am On Feb 05, 2021
This boy always making a fool of herself on social media

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Education / Re: Do These 3 Things When A Girl Is Not Replying Your Messages by chris259(m): 8:06am On Feb 05, 2021
There is a reason why u have a BLOCK button on all social media apps and one of the reasons for that button is to block people who are have shown they are useless, u see when girl is not replying ur chats u BLOCK her.
Celebrities / Re: Destiny Etiko Acquires A New Toyota Land Cruiser Prado (Photos/Video) by chris259(m): 7:25am On Feb 05, 2021
I dont know how these actress get the money to buy Expensive cars and houses when their male counterparts are living in rent and ride low-mid class cars abi them they pay them differently..

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Sports / Re: World Ronaldo's Day by chris259(m): 7:03am On Feb 05, 2021
Let me use this opportunity to wish the best player in the world, the highest goalscorer of all time, the ororo one!!! Of football a happy birthday. Wishing you long life, more goals, more trophies and offcourse more money. Enjoy ur day.. #goat

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Phones / Re: Tecno Hios Camera:take Your Photography To The Next Level With These Features by chris259(m): 10:29pm On Feb 04, 2021
Simeony007:


Motto: By their noise you shall know them grin
Chai!!! na wetin westlife no go see for empty street
Romance / Re: Man Drags Lady To Court Over N5k After The Lady Refuses To Visit Him (photo) by chris259(m): 9:32pm On Feb 04, 2021
Aabheaven:
if it is the other way round. You will be saying men are bad. The lady did not fulfill her part of the bargain. She scammed the man and thus she is a thief and a scammer, I pray the man gets justice
Abi my brother, some girls are just useless

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Romance / Re: Man Drags Lady To Court Over N5k After The Lady Refuses To Visit Him (photo) by chris259(m): 9:26pm On Feb 04, 2021
sapphiere:
Hmm men! Common 5k.
U know say u non first get sense sha

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Sports / Re: Best Midfield Trio ? Xavi-busquets-iniesta Or Kroos-casemiro-modric? by chris259(m): 7:42pm On Feb 04, 2021
paulolee:

I get ur point bt they is something we are mixing up here...one is messi scoring goals n the other is mess winning trophies..
messi decline is more about the age factor than who he is playing with, a younger messi would surely score goals unrespective of who he Is playing with because messi gets involved in d building and he hardly sits n waits for assit...
messi form is more abt age but I still agree he may struggle to win trophies without a good team dt involve xavi, iniesta n busquets bt he would always score those insane numbers...
i get ur point on the age factor but when u compare players like ronaldo, suarez, ibramohvic and lewandoski who are in their 30's and still banging goals too at their respective clubs u will now see dat u are been sentimental with ur point, messi's decline is not really age factor but players lyk xavi and iniesta who used to pull the strings in the midfield are no longer there only his fk abilities got better as they left

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Sports / Re: Best Midfield Trio ? Xavi-busquets-iniesta Or Kroos-casemiro-modric? by chris259(m): 10:32am On Feb 04, 2021
paulolee:

dis ur aguement is partially tru n can b argued bcoz i dnt agree wit u...u guys keep saying this n forgetting dt lionel messi was d main catalyst oiling that midfield...u keep forgetting dt some clubs would easily find a way to stop n break dt midfield trio bt just cnt because they are too busy trying to set up dier teams on how to stop messi..
my point is dt, dt amazing messi made dt trio superb n thats why they dominated in less number of games n years in spain than in barca bcoz of messi
u and i know dat messi is nothing without xavi and iniesta and these two are the reason for messi balon'dors at least 4 of them, least i forget robbing them of 1 in 2010 as u can see presently messi can no longer bang goals as he used to because xavi and iniesta are no longer there to assist him and this is the only reason why barca have been poor in form over the years, barca did not prepare for life after busquet,xavi and iniesta who were best cm and dm of all time.

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Sports / Re: Mohamed Salah Takes Insolent Shot At Sadio Mane by chris259(m): 9:44pm On Feb 03, 2021
Salah is a very selfish player even ronaldo they learn for were salah dey for selfishness- i have seen matches where salah would want to go all the way even when he is heavily marked a simple pass to mane or firmino who is already in the box to score will do the trick, but no he wants to do it all by himself.. he better change so as not to be a hinderance to liverpool greatness.
Sports / Re: Best Midfield Trio ? Xavi-busquets-iniesta Or Kroos-casemiro-modric? by chris259(m): 9:20pm On Feb 03, 2021
Balon'dor messi won from 2009-2013 was because of this trio xavi, iniesta and busquet.

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Romance / Re: 100gig Mtn Data Giveaway for a set of tasks 50 gig gone come for the rest by chris259(m): 4:20pm On Feb 03, 2021
Psych412:
thunder dismember your yansh there





what nonsense


we came to your for data because we don't have, and you are telling us to open YouTube and Instagram. with which data.



OP, receive sense in Jesus name
LMAO!! my stomach oh!
Family / Re: Woman Seeks Divorce After 25 Years In UAE; Court Tells Her To Return To Husband by chris259(m): 12:18pm On Feb 03, 2021
U can see how useless some women are.. And someone said the future is female.. smh

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Southampton (9 - 0) On 2nd February 2021 by chris259(m): 11:17pm On Feb 02, 2021
Jesus!! Wtf is going on here.. southampton don chop don belle full chai... E go sweet to see man u bayern munich
Celebrities / Re: Ifu Ennada Calls Out Her Extended Family For Being Selfish by chris259(m): 2:48pm On Feb 02, 2021
Kriss216:
A research conducted recently shows, by 2028, it would be very difficult to find a sensible female Nigerian.
Lol... where have u been?? e don tey were u reach here.
Romance / Re: "She Is My Heartbeat" - Man Celebrates His Physically Challenged Wife (Photos) by chris259(m): 10:42pm On Feb 01, 2021
Wow!! this is nice. But how many women will do this.. as in marry a physically challenged??

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Celebrities / Re: Supersport Female Presenter Reveals Huge Cleavage (photo) by chris259(m): 9:12pm On Feb 01, 2021
Amotolongbo:
leave the sport analyst alone
She was only trying to show her balls
Lol
Romance / Re: Some Funny Pictures I Found On Quora, Lol. (PICTURES) by chris259(m): 9:09pm On Feb 01, 2021
Yusufisraelj:
This one got me really laughing
Aswear!! along with the "are u a robot" meme jeez tears are running out from my eyes.
Sports / Re: Neymar To Extend Stay At PSG, Wants Mbappe To Do The Same by chris259(m): 7:44am On Feb 01, 2021
I've always told people dat if there was any player dat would have ended messi and ronaldo reign as balon'dor winners it would have been neymar but even at 28 he is still every unserious and immature to play still forming fine boy on the pitch if neymar has the maturity of messi, the determination and a very strong mindset like ronaldo i'm very sure the balon'dor will be his every year. I just hope he changes..

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by chris259(m): 10:53pm On Jan 31, 2021
Dotng:


The movie is just like the English national team. So many talented players but no trophy. tongue
LMAO
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by chris259(m): 10:44pm On Jan 31, 2021
Calibrator:
Scarcity is very much needed in order to attain exclusivity.


That explains why some people like you have limited cognitive ability to decipher what is funny and not.

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Jesus!! savagery at its very best.
Romance / Re: Malawian Man Dies From 'Extreme Orgasm' After Having Sex With Prostitute by chris259(m): 8:45pm On Jan 31, 2021
What was the man digging?? A hole dat has no end... Well its seems he was digging his grave..

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Romance / Re: Is 19yr Old Lady Too Early To Marry by chris259(m): 8:40pm On Jan 31, 2021
merieam16:
She an adult so d answer is NO she is nt early


Go ask our mothers,dey got married very early
Abi my sister!!.. i know a lot of people who married at the age of 19 even omotola jalade married at dat age... @Op its not too early at all as far as the girl is matured mentally and emotionally. Its perfectly okay.

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