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Nairaland / General / Re: My Phone Screensaver As Been Bringing Coka Cola Advert by chris259(m): 11:41pm On Nov 03, 2021
Yeah... Same here on my spark 5
Sports / Re: Winning A 7th Balon D'or Would Be Crazy - Lionel Messi by chris259(m): 11:29pm On Nov 03, 2021
Omonigeriarere:



The award is not the best goal scorer award. It is meant for best player.

Get this drilled into your head.
U are obviously confused.... All this Messi fans self... Because Ronaldo and lewandoski has more goals than ur midget u now say the award is for the best player not goal scorer lol... Keep confusing urself
Sports / Re: Winning A 7th Balon D'or Would Be Crazy - Lionel Messi by chris259(m): 8:06pm On Nov 03, 2021
E non go make sense if this midget win the balon dor.. if doesn't deserve it lewandoski, and benzema are better options

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Celebrities / Re: Why I Desire To Sleep With My Father So Badly -popular Actress Esther Nwachuckwu by chris259(m): 8:05am On Nov 02, 2021
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Sports / Re: Aguero Out For Three Months With Chest Injury by chris259(m): 8:03am On Nov 02, 2021
Barca are the cause of their own misfortune... A player who was having injury woes before he left man City.. Barca still go buy am and the oga don old... They non see beta young striker buy na aguero SMH..... I just pity all these clubs buying old players thinking dey have the experience and professionalism to win trophies... Look at Ramos too the same problem.
Sports / Re: Antonio Conte Set To Become New Tottenham Manager by chris259(m): 7:55am On Nov 02, 2021
Chai!!!... Man utd done looseguard see now, Tottenham done go sign conte.. well zidane dey available sha... Because beating Tottenham cannot redeem ole.. lets see how he fares against man City
Romance / Re: Video Of Angel’s Mother Smelling Her Underwear Sparks Reactions by chris259(m): 7:37am On Nov 02, 2021
WTF!!

Romance / Re: What Should I Do With This Gallon Of Cum? [pictures] by chris259(m): 8:39pm On Oct 25, 2021
Wtf

Romance / Re: Married Women are free givers!! (Photos) by chris259(m): 3:40pm On Oct 24, 2021
MufasaLion:


Wow!

I believe your body was the data you used for the analysis to get this conclusion. Kudos!

Romance / Re: What Does It Mean For A Girl To Cry During Strong Knacking by chris259(m): 6:27pm On Oct 21, 2021
BKsoul:
Do you need a girlfriend.... i will date you so that chris259 can hang himself for all i care....
very funny

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Romance / Re: What Does It Mean For A Girl To Cry During Strong Knacking by chris259(m): 6:26pm On Oct 21, 2021
Smartb0y:
hahaha its all. I dont take stuff too seriously.
u showed core maturity... Nice one bro

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Romance / Re: What Does It Mean For A Girl To Cry During Strong Knacking by chris259(m): 6:23pm On Oct 21, 2021
BKsoul:
lol...kill yasef...
Honestly speaking u are not disciplined at all... The guy made a subtle joke and u start cursing his parents like TF!... For a lady u sure have a large chunk of bitterness, animosity inside u jeez!!..U really need to learn the art of self control ... It will help u avoid unnecessary squabbles in the future.

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Romance / Re: What Does It Mean For A Girl To Cry During Strong Knacking by chris259(m): 6:12pm On Oct 21, 2021
Smartb0y:
nah i've never been one to back down from a duel.
also i was curious
bros u try to dey talk to dat girl... No self control whatsoever!!! U were clearly joking then she just went ballistic for what... U clearly are the matured one here, keeping ur cool even as she's hurling those insults at u..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Atlanta UCL (3 - 2) On 20th October 2021 by chris259(m): 11:14pm On Oct 20, 2021
MandGEnterprise:
True!
To add to what you wrote, In his Early @ Man utd, to RM et al, You don't play Ronaldo as the Key man obviously I.e. he has to come in from the side or interchange with the 9 to get the best out of him. Which confuses the defenders. Playing him as the 9 doesn't yield much. I keep telling people for him to perform to max, pair with Cavani or Rashford for the interchange, then anybody can play on the right wing.
u get am!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Atlanta UCL (3 - 2) On 20th October 2021 by chris259(m): 10:11pm On Oct 20, 2021
Sincerely speaking I don't understand dis notion of saying Ronaldo is man utd problem...... It's absolutely pointless, unreasonable to say such... The simple truth here is that, on paper and by what ever ranking or parameter, Ronaldo is still Man U's best shot at glory, as such It is left for the Coach to find his tactics and adjust when necessary for the good of his team with the strengths of Ronaldo in mind. The matches he has played so far, he has bailed Man U, take away his inputs so far Manu U would have been in the same boat with assnal.... in summary the coach can learn from Tuchel to bring out the best out of his team with Ronaldo on the pitch, Werner does everything right for Chelsea except scoring goals but he plays regularly, should you then say Ronaldo is a mistake of course no... Coaches has use Ronaldo to do wonders the likes of ancelloti, zidane... Honestly speaking Ronaldo finally unmasked the amateur that Ole is.... by bringing with his own presence the EXPECTATION of title NOW, not anymore in two, three, four years but NOW. And this demand unmasked Ole because he had, and has zero plan and coaching philosophy.. and yet u lots here blame Ronaldo... Being cristiano Ronaldo Is very hard and challenging..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Malmo UCL (4 - 0) On 20th October 2021 by chris259(m): 4:03pm On Oct 20, 2021
kennosklint:
Chelsea nor be team na

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Romance / Re: What Happened To A Newly Married Couple In My Car Yes by chris259(m): 5:45pm On Oct 19, 2021
Kalubolt:

Fake story even with all the places that I listed. If fake, atleast praise me for such a script
Don't mind the motherfu*ker... U did well bro..... For a driver u sure know how to write, properly punctuated post.. really enjoyed the story.

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Sports / Re: Kanu: Osimhen Has Potential To Win Next African Footballer Of The Year Award by chris259(m): 7:46am On Oct 01, 2021
Basicend:
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You are a clown.

Osimhen is a striker. . He is mobile with the ball and can beat his opposition with good speed.

His uses his head and legs well and has good passing and crossing range.

He is one of the best strikers in Europe right now and indeed amongst the top 10.

Strikers don't really need to be dribbling man. .
don't mind the clown, osimhen can dribble better than Werner self.
Romance / Re: Men! How Do You Want Your Future Wife? by chris259(m): 8:53am On Sep 16, 2021
Daveambition:

Ur spec dey Afghanistan
grin grin nairalanders will not kill person

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Romance / Re: I'm Going To Have Sex Now If No One Stops Me. by chris259(m): 8:02pm On Sep 13, 2021
SenecaTheYonger:


If you have data, browse about STDs and check Google images

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle United - (4 - 1) On September 11 2021 by chris259(m): 4:41pm On Sep 11, 2021
Fernandez!!!!!!!
Sports / Re: EPL: Details Of Man City’s Contract For Cristiano Ronaldo Revealed by chris259(m): 4:43am On Aug 27, 2021
Kingcalls:
At almost 37, he wanna leave his club for the toughest league while the other one at 34 ran to a farmers league whr there is no competition..... mbappe is leaving due to no excitement in that farmers league...Neymar is there cos he is not ambitious
u just Said it all.. spot on
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (0 - 2) On 22nd August 2021 by chris259(m): 5:08pm On Aug 22, 2021
Chelsea showing assnal how it's done.... Nice goal from james

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Gaming / Re: Pes Mobile 2021 Official Whatsapp Group by chris259(m): 9:13pm On Aug 20, 2021
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Romance / Re: Niaraland Please Help Me Toast This Girl In Pm by chris259(m): 11:28pm On Jul 25, 2021
Death to simps..
TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by chris259(m): 6:36pm On Jul 16, 2021
VerifiedStalin:
grin grin grin
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TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by chris259(m): 4:10pm On Jul 15, 2021
Ifybwoy7:
black widow is an amazing movie. everybody complaining that task master is female knows nothing. kevin fiege doesnt have to follow everythnigs in the comics in mcu. task masters role was Okay. the movie was about black widow especially Yelena and not task master. by the way Kong the conqueror welcome to the mcu. phase 4 is amazing a already.
do you all now know why the Eternals never intervened on till now because the multivers of Madness is greater than thanos battle.
omo dc they learn work o
. U got it all wrong bro, I'm not against the gender of taskmaster but I felt dat character had more to offer other than just been the daughter of dreykov... As a die hard marvel fan I was particularly disappointed by the lousy fight scenes, the villain had no motive whatsoever for the atrocities he committed other than been a vindictive masculinist, The movie's CGI was cheap, it really can harm your eyes, in 2021 and they did that how come? Hands down it's probably one of the worst. Taskmaster was born with an eidetic memory and grew into it organically in the comics but in the film, she’s brainwashed and uses some sort of tech that’s never explained.but really that’s the end of any adaptation and we don’t learn that much about her here... minus what’s needed for the plot to move forward.but altering the character’s gender and directly linking her to Natasha’s past is one of the most interesting things I liked about the movie tho. But other than dat it's was a good movie most especially the stellar performances of Florence Pugh (gush she's damn good), and harbour these two gave me a good laugh... In the end it's not a bad movie but considering the legacy of the mcu it was very average...

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Romance / Re: Hi Everyone Its My First Time Here , I Need Your Advice Please Guys Please by chris259(m): 7:59pm On Jul 14, 2021
SmellySperm:

And u quoted this long epistle without considering others.

How do u intend to make heaven?

Gaming / Re: . by chris259(m): 6:56am On Jul 14, 2021
Pls add 07037312496
TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by chris259(m): 1:43am On Jul 11, 2021
Black widow was a great disappointment
Romance / Re: Update: I Just Reported Jim Iyke To Instablog, They Are Interested!!! (pics). by chris259(m): 9:35pm On Jul 08, 2021
And the actor premiered a movie "Bad comments"which focuses on body shaming and social media injustice recently... pathetic!!!
Celebrities / Re: Teni Does 'Fast & Furious' Stunt On Set (Video) by chris259(m): 1:39pm On Jun 22, 2021
azraeljaheel:

Her sense na landline she no dey carry am waka


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