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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Shops For Our Son - Shola Ogudu Writes by Chrisaali(f): 9:19pm On May 17, 2016
Oh really? This Shola girl is funny sha undecided........ "our son........" *chillingwithmybottleofcoke*
Romance / Re: Lady Steps On Guy Lying Flat: Is This Love Or Stupidity ? (picture) by Chrisaali(f): 9:04pm On May 14, 2016
Wharrisdis? Lobbishh......
Agriculture / Re: My Grown/ready To Harvest Fish Pond by Chrisaali(f): 8:59pm On May 14, 2016
Nice one girl, you try.


Politics / Re: Musiliu Obanikoro Graduates From Oglethorpe University In US Today (Photos) by Chrisaali(f): 8:57pm On May 14, 2016
@OP this is news because....?
Politics / Re: Global Coalition Against Corruption: Diezani, Ibori, Dariye, 57 Other Nigerians. by Chrisaali(f): 8:56pm On May 14, 2016
Ndi oshi them! This is just the beginning.

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Celebrities / Re: Alibaba Shades Burna Boy? Reposts Quote By Lady Who Accused Him Of Impregnating by Chrisaali(f): 8:51pm On May 14, 2016
I'm sorry to say this but I think Burna Boy and the girl are both irresponsible adults. How can you be having unprotected sex and think nothing will happen. She knows this will happen but chose to do it anyway. And Burna will be entering "the place" without protection. I suggest they both stop fooling themselves, I start planning how to co-parent when the baby arrives.
Celebrities / Re: Adaora Ukoh Flaunts Her Husband And Son by Chrisaali(f): 8:29pm On May 14, 2016
Awwwwww.... Lovely couple.
Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal Puts Her Curves In A Swimsuit by Chrisaali(f): 8:05pm On May 14, 2016
She's sexy alright, but I don't like her personally. I'm not a fan.


Celebrities / Re: Omoni Oboli Swims With Her Kids by Chrisaali(f): 8:58pm On Mar 31, 2015
I knw i will do des wit ma kids sumday..... Marriage on my mind

Na so my dear!


Education / Re: I Must Get First Class [pix] by Chrisaali(f): 10:00am On Mar 10, 2015
U can't cheat nature. Sleep when its time to sleep, and read when its time to read. Shekina!!!


Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Shows His Shoki Dancing Skills In Toronto (Photos) by Chrisaali(f): 12:14am On Mar 10, 2015
Your boo gave birth to twin for one person we don't know and you are dancing shoki undecided undecided
choi! Some people are mouthed sha. Does he look like he gives a poo? I suggest u do same too!
Politics / Re: Musa Ayeni: I Will Defeat Jonathan And Buhari- APA Presidential Candidate by Chrisaali(f): 12:10am On Mar 10, 2015
Shuo! Na who be this again? Can't wait for the elections to come and go so we can stop seeing all these funny elements.
Family / Re: How Many Did You Survive? by Chrisaali(f): 9:38pm On Mar 09, 2015

some pple parents na ISIS.. i was lucky
hahahaha...lmao. ISIS ni, Boko Haram ko.
Family / Re: How Many Did You Survive? by Chrisaali(f): 9:36pm On Mar 09, 2015
The ones I survive nor dey there

Turn garri
Guava branch
Hot backhand slaps
Bottom of cooking pot
And many more.

hehehehehehe.....then u must have been very sturbborn as a child.
Romance / Re: Can You Do This Without Having Sex? (picture) by Chrisaali(f): 12:22am On Mar 08, 2015
I can totally do that, no sweat!
Celebrities / Re: The Worst And Best Dressed At AMVCA Awards 2015 (pics) by Chrisaali(f): 12:06am On Mar 08, 2015
Sweet Rita Dominic always on point. Mike Ezuronye also nailed it too.

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Politics / Re: Hilarious Pictures From #babawhileyouweregone Trend On Twitter by Chrisaali(f): 12:11am On Mar 07, 2015
#babawhileyouweregone these post on NL made my evening. Can't stop laughing.

#babawhileyouweregone Nigerians will always find a way to make themselves happy, no matter the situation of things in the country.

#babawhileyouweregone I want to say thank u to the OP for making my evening.


Romance / Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Chrisaali(f): 8:47am On Mar 06, 2015
Your Monicker says a lot about u. So I won't push it. If these are reasons u wanna marry a pro, then goodluck to u.
Phones / Re: My Boss Is Tracking Me With Phone by Chrisaali(f): 10:04pm On Mar 05, 2015
I think ur Boss is merely playing a fast one on u guys. Its not easy to trace or exactly pin-point where a person is without GPRS being on. Only a telecom company can do that with or without GPRS, even if the line is not registered. So chill. The Man is just way smarter than u guyz. But the big question here is, why would he decide to track his workers?

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Politics / Re: Photos From Mariam Abacha's 68th Birthday Dinner by Chrisaali(f): 9:15am On Mar 05, 2015
Happy birthday Madam, though I don't like the Abachas' one bit.
Romance / Re: If You Talk To Girls In These 3 Ways, They Will Fall Crazily In Love With You by Chrisaali(f): 2:32am On Feb 24, 2015
Chrisaali "Comot here joor, you are too sexxxy and aesthetical for my likings. I can't date someone like you! cheesy grin tongue angry wink cry

Lmao.......and u are too 'cool' for my liking. Wish u were a lil rugged.....hehehehehe
Family / Re: Caught My Neighbour's Kids Having Sex...should I Tell Their Parents? by Chrisaali(f): 8:25am On Feb 12, 2015
Last year August my neighbour caught her husband's nephew (7) who came for holidays, and another neighbour's daughter (5) having sex. The girl was on top of the boy, whinning and grinding and sucking her tongue. They were flogged and questioned separately. The boy said the girl initiated the act and when he accepted to do it,she told him that he doesn't know how to do it "very well" and so will teach him. So they were in middle of that lecture when they were caught. They admitted that it was the 5th time that was happening! When asked, she said its a lady in her school that taught her how to do "it". Then the real shock was that the girl's mother fought this neighbour and accussed her of lying. She said her daughter can never do such a thing. The lady was too shocked to even remember to use her phone to cover the ugly incident. Till date, both women are sworn enemies, including their kids. We couldn't follow up the matter 'cos the girls mum wasn't cooperating. So my advice to the OP is that u shuold tell their parents. It won't stop them from do doing it cos them don sabi the pleasure inside the thing. Fufill all righteosness and clear ur conscience. However their parents takes it, just know u did the right thing before God and man.


Celebrities / Re: Emaka Ike And His Family [Pictures] by Chrisaali(f): 10:19pm On Feb 11, 2015
Nice one bro; proud of u.
Phones / Re: If You Are Opportuned To Buy A New Phone Today, What Will It Be? by Chrisaali(f): 10:01am On Feb 09, 2015
Blackberry anytime, anyday.


Romance / Re: Guys! Can You Date A Girl With A Body Like This? Yes/no (photos) by Chrisaali(f): 8:04am On Feb 07, 2015
Are they transgender? 'Cos I see both male and female hormones at work!
Celebrities / Re: ''9ice Shares Selfie With Daughter,as She Clocks 4years(see Photos) by Chrisaali(f): 6:51pm On Jan 31, 2015
Another day 'on' earth (not 'in' earth, u can thank me later 9ice). She looks so much like him and beautiful too.

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Politics / Re: Why Are General Buhari's Campaign Speeches So Short? (Picture) by Chrisaali(f): 12:59pm On Jan 30, 2015
[color=#000099][/color]This Reno Omokri man is a political comedian sha. He has too much time on his hands and so doesn't know what to do with it. No wonder APC said his brain has been replaced with "indomie noodles" before being released on twitter.


NYSC / Re: Jega Guarantees Corpers' Security In 2015 Elections by Chrisaali(f): 3:10pm On Jan 29, 2015
Hope its beefed up security o. So history won't repeat itself. Anyway, I'm serving in Kaduna but will not participate. To avoid stories that touches the heart and waters the eyes.


Politics / Re: Abba Moro Says FG Will Soon Introduce E-Prison System by Chrisaali(f): 12:46pm On Jan 28, 2015
Since when? Story for the gods. See Mr Immigration stampede talking....


Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo, Mike Ezuruonye & Others Pour In Tributes For Muna Obiekwe by Chrisaali(f): 11:32am On Jan 19, 2015
Indeed its not the length of life, but the depth of life......RIP Muna O.
Fashion / Re: Which Of These Would You Rock To keep Your Body Smooth This Harmattan? (PICS) by Chrisaali(f): 8:14am On Jan 13, 2015
Just my cream is enough #oilyskin

U are lucky girl
Celebrities / Re: Muna Abii Denies Being Pregnant For Her LOS Boyfriend by Chrisaali(f): 1:40pm On Jan 08, 2015
Belle no dey hide. We will know soon enough

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