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PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce Proffers Solution To Nigeria's Fuel Scarcity, Suffers Backlash by chrisja(m): 11:20am On May 23, 2015
The response from Nigerians shows the level of enlightenment... The car battery can be charged by solar energy... Idiotic response from people who think they know something...
PhonesRe: I Need A Good Android Phone I Have 25k ? by chrisja(m): 4:07pm On May 22, 2015
Infinix hot note is the Phone u should buy... You can order your Infinix hot note now... call or sms your name, phone number, delivery address to 08036822047 now. Jumia Sales Consultant here to help you fast track your order. You Pay Pay on delivery...
RomanceRe: 18 Simple Ways To Make A Woman Fall In Love With You by chrisja(op): 7:18pm On May 14, 2015
natas22:
my brother you are right jooor

Hahahahahahaha Tells by moonlight brother go make money gals go gather like flies


www.
Really? later u will be shouting girls are gold diggers.... When u practically made them follow u because of money and chase me for Real life...... Lol, children, they think everything is about money... Make no mistake, I'm well paid.....
RomanceRe: 18 Simple Ways To Make A Woman Fall In Love With You by chrisja(op): 6:51pm On May 14, 2015
Basildvalour:
Just help her perfectly do one difficult assignment and see what happens


School technique tongue
Obviously you are a student or just left school... When the lady you set your eyes on is a Lady, maybe a Banker, practicing lawyer, a doctor etc then you will know there are required etiquette to get through to her... Sorry dude, I wasn't talking to kids... Hahaha
RomanceRe: 18 Simple Ways To Make A Woman Fall In Love With You by chrisja(op): 6:46pm On May 14, 2015
buygala:
Do peeps still fall in love? huh


That's some really outdated shiit undecided

I don't blame the op sha... na all these silly Telemundo soapies I blame angry ....
hahaha, ur comment made me laugh at how high u are on ignorance.... Hahaha... I hate telemundo, it irritates me. So to open your and speak crap shows your level of insight on.... Me Telemundo.. Hahaha
Romance18 Simple Ways To Make A Woman Fall In Love With You by chrisja(op): 5:13pm On May 14, 2015
If you want to make a girl fall in love with you,play it cool. And as much as you want to go all out with your guns blazing because that’s what your heart tells you to do, avoid it!Play the game with your mind instead, and take calculated risks with each new step, especially if the girl you love doesn’t like you just yet. Use these 18 ways on how to make a girl fall in love with you, and as long as avoid a reckless streak, you should be well on your way to winning her heart and making her fall for you in no time!
#1 Don’t rush it. Take your time and play it cool. Never ever make your intentions too clear to the girl you like, and don’t be overeager to pour your feelings.
#2 Just the right amount of attention. Don’t drop all your commitments and give her all your attention all the time. That’s the easiest way to make a girl get bored of you really soon. An older woman may appreciate a man who’s dropping his priorities to make time for her, but when a girl is younger, she’d just lose your value or assume you’re a boring guy with all the time in the world to spare.
#3 Love yourself. This is very important. Do you truly love yourself? If you don’t think you’re awesome, how can you convince the world and all the beautiful girls in it that you’re an awesome guy? Fall in love with yourself and respect yourself, and the world will see you the same way too!
#4 Let her see that you have a life. Keep yourself busy and involve yourself in different activities. Go on out there and enjoy the world, be it by trekking over the weekend, joining a few fun clubs or even doing something new with your friends. The more interesting you and your conversations are, the more awed by you she’ll be.
#5 Look great.Looks aren’t every girl’s biggest priority, but it’ll definitely be a perk if you can look really fit and healthy. Work out, look healthy, dress well, and smell great. You’ll make a much better first impression with every girl you meet.
#6 Believe in yourself.It’s not easy to believe in yourself when you think you’re a nobody. But just because you're failing with women or unable to impress a girl, that’s no reason to call yourself a failure. Start believing in yourself and your capabilities, and enjoy the world.
#7 Don’t reveal your insecurity. Never reveal your jealous streak to the girl you like, especially if she’s getting a lot of attention from other guys who are trying to woo her at the same time. If she sees you as an insecure and jealous guy, she’ll just think you’re a creepy guy. A little bit of jealousy is cute, but only after she starts showing signs of liking you back.
#8Don’t get clingy. Always give a girl her space, especially when you’re trying to woo her. Don’t keep bumping into her intentionally, avoid constantly staring at her each time she’s talking to some other guy, and stop calling her every night. Give her some space and give her the chance to miss you and realize how bored she is without having you around.
#9 The dependable guy. Help her around when she needs help. Be the guy she can depend on to get her out of trouble. Girls love it when a guy they’re with has a protective streak. If she feels safe with you, or believes you’re a guy who can handle any tough situation, you’re already in her good books.
#10 Flirt friendly and naughty. She’d have a harder time flirting with you if there are other guys around, so try to get some alone time with her when you get the opportunity. If you want to take it slow because you’re uncertain about her feelings for you, start by flirting as a friend. And once you’re past the friendly flirting, take it to the next level. The best way to flirt with a girl and make her shed her inhibitions is by flirting while texting or while talking over the phone.Try to call her up late in the evenings or sometime at night when she’s in bed, lower your tone and speak softly, and before you know it, both of you would be flirting naughty in less than a week as long as you ask the right questions!
#11 Touch her. The power of touch is something most guys overlook while trying to make a girl fall in love with them. While talking to her, look for an excuse to touch her now and then. You could place your hand on her lower back while crossing the street, or touch her earlobe while admiring her earring, or even linger the hug for just a moment longer than necessary while saying goodbye.
#12 Don’t tell her you love her. This is a big mistake, at least if you say it before she shows signs of liking you. Always leave her wondering what’s on your mind even if you’re flirting with her. The curiosity will make her want you already. Go out on a date or two before you even think of telling her that you like her.
#13 Give her a gift. BUT make sure the gift is something small or insignificant that it doesn’t even feel like a gift. You could give her a pen, or a little showpiece or a little something you think she’ll like. Every time she sees it, it would remind her of you, and yet, because you haven’t told her you like her already, it’ll make her wonder what your intentions are, and that’ll make her fall for you, slowly and steadily even before she realizes it herself!
#14 Don’t give her all the control. Meet her often and talk to her over the phone often. But every now and then, back off for a day or two and wait for her to call you or ask you out on a date. By making her take the effort now and then, you’d be forcing her to woo you and try to get your attention! And that would only make her fall harder for you.
#15 Make her miss you. This is a short phase you need to make her go through for a few days so she can realize just how much she likes you once you’re past the other steps. After both of you have become really close to each other, make her miss you now and then. When you’re having an interesting conversation with her, tell her you have to go and hang up just when the conversation starts to get interesting. It’s the easiest way to help her realize how much she needs you in her life!
#16Don’t always be available. If you want to make a girl fall in love with you, be there for her. But if you feel like she’s using you at any point of time, back off and tell her you’re busy. If you avoid backing off now and then when you’re busy or when you feel like she’s using you for something, you’ll end up becoming her doormat and her man friday. And remember this, a girl would never want to date a guy who behaves like her slave.
#17 But don't be an asshole. Being unavailable now and then while wooing a girl is a great way to let her see that you're not always available at her beck and call. But that doesn’t mean you have to behave like a total ass. Be charming and courteous around her, and never treat her badly or disrespectfully
#18 Treat her like a girlfriend. Even before you ask her out or tell the girl that you love her, start behaving like a boyfriend. Be protective of her when you’re around, take care of her needs, plan dates together and try to catch up with each other often. And even before she realizes it, both of you would be dating. And she would be madly in love with you already!It’s easy to make a girl fall in love with you.
All you need to do is play it safe and smooth and avoid making your intentions clear right at the beginning. And use these 18 foolproof steps on how to make a girl fall in love with you!
My 2 cents
http://marapolsa.com/18-simple-ways-to-make-any-woman-fall-in-love-with-you/
PhonesRe: Infinix Hot Note X551 – Jim’s BIG Thing by chrisja(m): 11:35am On May 14, 2015
BluePearls:
Please can anyone here get me the green color hot note at the old price? please quote me if you can. thanks
Yea, I can help you just send your name, number and delivery address to 08074895001....
PhonesRe: Infinix Hot Note X551 – Jim’s BIG Thing by chrisja(m): 11:34am On May 14, 2015
Lionheart64:
pls can i get get grey colour fr 23k
To place your orders, send your name, delivery address, phone number to 08036822047
PhonesRe: Infinix hot discussion and review thread! by chrisja(m): 10:10pm On May 12, 2015
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PhonesRe: Infinix Hot Note X551 – Jim’s BIG Thing by chrisja(m): 10:10pm On May 12, 2015
Order your Infinix hot note now... call or sms your name, phone number, delivery address to 08036822047 now. Jumia Sales Consultant here to help you fast track your order. Pay on delivery...
PhonesRe: Infinix Hot Note X551 – Jim’s BIG Thing by chrisja(m): 4:19pm On May 11, 2015
To get your infinix hot note, send your name, number and address to this line 08036822047, 08074895001, and you will have it delivered to your doorstep....
RomanceRe: The 10 Mistakes Nigerian Men Must Not Do When In Relationship With Their Woman by chrisja(m): 8:18am On May 09, 2015
chowlade:
1. huh They wants their Woman to give them a BJ, Dick sucking, Ass licking e.t.c. Listen up guys all the Mamas of Africa of the ancient including your Mothers and grand Mothers did not suck Dicks. Cause we are not in America, but we are in Nigeria. so this annoying traits you watched on films from the Western countries(are from Sodom & Gomoras) are not in a typical african Woman spiritual being beside God is not in support of it.

2.They think relationship is all about sex. My friend if you are one, expect ur heart to be broken multiple times before you change the notion

3.Smoking/Drinking When you know youself as a periodic smokers/drinker, you should date/court a woman of your type. some hides it and impregnate a woman before they come out of their shell as a pot head husband, leaving the innocent woman in her nightmare.

4.They kick there woman out of her matrimonial homes whenever there is dispute in their relationships knowing fully she has no place to go.

5.They takes unclad pictures of their woman and leaks it on social media. in America is a felony.

6.Cheating on their woman while trying to prevent their woman from doing the same.

7. Intentionally Hurting the woman and they will start to watch her reactions

8. Tellling all sort of lies to get a woman. Don't they know that what's hidden today will be disclosed tomorrow?

9. Most Nigerian man don't cook or assist their woman in the kitchen hmm.u leave d house duties to your woman and you think you are the man(serious concern) why huh

10. Lastly, Disobedience. They don't take corrections from a woman.
Pls add yours
cry
And this poorly written, unfounded writeup made front page. So this is the best of Nairaland?
Christianity EtcI Don't Drink Alcohol, Yet A Very Good Liar, A Modern Day Christian Hypocrite by chrisja(op): 11:22am On May 06, 2015
A common trend among Christians these days, you hear them boldly proclaim I don't Drink or buy alcohol, I don't smoke etc I'm a true Christian, Yet this same persons are very good liars, rebellious to constituted Authority... I can go on and on. There is no where in the bible where alcohol was declared a sin by God, let alone smoking, but lying quite a lot etc but yet These guys keep using not taking alcohol and smoking as yardstick for measuring how true a Christian they are, Amazing.... What do you guys think?
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Do You Prefer A Guy Woo You? by chrisja(op): 9:19am On May 03, 2015
If u notice I'm not talking to GIRLS BUT LADIES...
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Do You Prefer A Guy Woo You? by chrisja(op): 9:17am On May 03, 2015
lasstropinky:
Only a clown woo a gal.... But Let's hear the Lady in their prime and pride
Actually clowns don't woo women, GENTLE MEN do...
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Do You Prefer A Guy Woo You? by chrisja(op): 11:15pm On May 02, 2015
I'm only asking so they help SERIOUS GUYS out who sees a girl for the 1st time and walks up to her only to be shut down as soon as he says hi. Almost every lady desires a guy, but they can make it easy for us by letting us know how they prefer us to get to them for the FIRST TIME such that we don't miss our GOD GIVEN PARTNER.... LOL
RomanceLadies, How Do You Prefer A Guy Woo You? by chrisja(op): 9:01pm On May 02, 2015
There has been lots of writeup about wooing a lady. Someone even sang "if you love somebody walk up to am and tell am oh", but as experience has shown that won't work except you have known the person for awhile and there has been some signals. What I want the "GROWNUP" ladies to help with here is, if a Serious guy is meeting you for the FIRST TIME, HOW BEST can he talk to you such that you will show interest?
Please mature contribution only...
PoliticsRe: Buhari And Osinbajo Taking Breakfast Tea With N35 Milo (pics) by chrisja(m): 5:43pm On Apr 29, 2015
Jimiyke:
Eeehn! Imagine!!!

Can u see what I saw inside that white plate?!

Presidential tea break with N20 sachet Milo?!

Thank God ooooi!

No more budget of 1.2 billion for presidential meal.

#CuttingCostModeActivated
Firstly; I might not be as rich money wise as Buhari right now, I have a system that that makes sure I don't run out of my required beverage such that I have to buy this kind of sachet, so his team should be sacked if this happened really but I BELIEVE IS JUST ANOTHER POLITICAL PROPAGANDA to make it look like he is down to earth with the common man and from from all the comments most Nigerians are more gullible than I thought.
Secondly; There is nothing status related wit using the sachet Milo. Some people actually prefer the sachet even though they can afford the tin.
This makes me conclude that APC are just out with a PROPAGANDA TO CREATE A FALSE IMAGE. They don't need all of that, the JUDGE AND JURY ARE WAITING TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN 1460 DAYS.
RomanceSo funny"A girl as your best friend is like having a chicken for a pet" lol (pix by chrisja(op): 10:08pm On Apr 24, 2015
Saw this today and thought guys should air their opinion... Lol

Jokes EtcAjegunle Kid Listening To Rock Music with Photo by chrisja(op): 9:54pm On Apr 24, 2015
Check out this Ajegunle boy listening to rock music... Lol

Christianity EtcRe: The Demonic Activity Behind Pornography (exposed) "Must Read" by chrisja(m): 6:11am On Apr 19, 2015
I don't advocate watching of porn or sexual immorality but to take scriptures that meant nothing to what you are trying to say without considering if people will cross check is detrimental to the furtherance of the Gospel of Christ. Writeup like these don't save anyone. Every Bible verse quoted is completely out of context. And I feel so bad that this made front page. It's not informative nor edifying. Just a combination of a man's thought. Do the right research and you might just make impart.
PhonesRe: Infinix Hot Note X551 – Jim’s BIG Thing by chrisja(m): 8:03am On Apr 16, 2015
chigozie391:
Drop your no if you wanna join the whatsap group
08036822047, add me to d group.
PhonesRe: What's Your Current Best Data Subscription For Android? by chrisja(m): 12:56pm On Apr 15, 2015
khassy:
MTN 100G for free


thanks to infinix hot note ;P
U seem not to understand that it's ur hommies who suffers not the network or the seller. Your friends, brothers, colleagues, those around u who buy their own Infinix hot note will not get their data. How wicked and stupid u are.
PhonesRe: Infinix Hot Note X551 – Jim’s BIG Thing by chrisja(m): 6:42am On Apr 13, 2015
Ramirezkhay:
someone should talk about the battery life span.........in need of sincere answer.... wanna get one soon±±
so all they have been saying from page 1-56 is not enough right? Please ask about something else...
PhonesRe: Infinix Hot Note X551 – Jim’s BIG Thing by chrisja(m): 3:37pm On Apr 08, 2015
therealesttin:
even if you got a text saying you are not elegible for this offer, just dial this code (*123*4*3*2#) and see what the data balance says, someone just checked and confirmed that he actually got the free mb without getting a confirmation code so lets try the code and see what happens.
The response I get is you do not have any subscription for 2015mb betterme monthly data bundle.. Am I suppose to do any subscription?
FoodRe: Garri, A Very Special Meal When Taken Like This.... Lol by chrisja(op): 7:50am On Apr 05, 2015
My broda , I woke up this morning on my birthday and this was what was on my mind and by 6:30am I down am straight... Lol
FoodGarri, A Very Special Meal When Taken Like This.... Lol by chrisja(op):
Recipe: Garri
Sugar
Groundnut
Milo
And a very chilled water.... Life is good men... And Jehovah be praised.... Haha hahaha.. If you have your own recipe, you can upload it too... Happy Easter.. And happy birthday to me....

PhonesRe: Infinix Hot Note X551 – Jim’s BIG Thing by chrisja(m): 4:29pm On Apr 01, 2015
If u leave in port harcourt and wants this phone give me a call on 08036822047, I'm expecting one. It's going 4 24k...
PhonesRe: Infinix Hot Note X551 – Jim’s BIG Thing by chrisja(m): 8:26pm On Mar 29, 2015
DNDROID:
ask any questions...
I have mine to test it for you....
Pls how do I get the mtn 2015 data.. I have sent free to 131 still no show....
PhonesRe: Infinix Hot Note X551 – Jim’s BIG Thing by chrisja(m): 12:06pm On Mar 27, 2015
I just received my infinix hot note and I must say for the amount I paid, I'm really impressed so far. Never knew I had to cut my aim though, but no wahala. B4 I miss out on the free data, for those who know how to get it pls assist me.... Tanx
PhonesRe: Which Should I Go For Between Tecno A3 And Infinix Hot Note by chrisja(op): 7:48pm On Mar 18, 2015
fortech91:
Infinix Hot Note is a redesign of the Infinix Hot series with improved performance and correcting the limitations of Infinix Zero.
With affordable price of the Infinix Note and good battery, I advise you to go for it.

Check out full specs: http://www.androidgist.com/infinix-hot-note-features-and-specifications
Thanks, already decided on the infinix hot note just waiting for it to be available on Jumia..
PhonesRe: ARCHOS 50B Platinum Full Specs Review & Price In Nigeria by chrisja(m): 8:28pm On Mar 17, 2015
Really, is this a joke or what? 2 gig internal memory and 512 Ram for 28? Wow, the company must really be high on some really good stuff or think Nigerians have no idea what techy gadgets are like..... Infinix hot, innjoo i1s and many other device below 20k beats dis crap hands down...

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