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Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 7:51am On Nov 21, 2019
Kbs468:
Agreed but Turkey is still an European Country though.

Besides, the deal was rumoured to be a loan move though, so if he gets enough playing time overwhelmed with More than enough Goals, He could be repositioned for a much more improved Experience with his present Club as well.
Where was he when Rohr invited him before? Where was he when Rohr took him to the AFCON? Some arguments are just plain dumb.
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels:
darkelf:
FACULTY OF CARPENTRY GHANA CAMPUS

LIST OF FACULTY MEMBERS:

Dean (Winner of the Lifetime achievement award for "painment towards the giant strides of Nigerians"wink--- Professor Gustav25

Sub-dean (World expert on Ghanaian Cultural Carpentry): Dr Afobear

HOD (Asante Kotoko distinguished Chair of Midfield Carpentry): Joseph Attamah

Professor (Emeritus Professor of "Arabian-style" woodwork): Samuel Kwame Owusu

Associate Professor (Winner of the Inaugural "misplaced passes" price): Afriyie Acquah

Senior Lecturer (Winner of the "mediocre Charlie" carpentry grant 2019): Joseph Alfred Duncan

Lecturer I: Torric Jebrin

Lecturer II (Winner of the young investigator award for "aimless shooting"wink====Thomas Agyepong

Assistant Lecturer: Iddrisu Baba Mohammed

Postdoctoral Fellows:

Owusu Kwabena

Opoku Ampomah

Senior Research Fellows:

Harrison Afful

Daniel Opare

Emeritus Faculty:

Habib Mohammed
Find a place for Emmanuel Clottey, Emanuel Frimpong, Kwesi Appiah, John Boye, Jonathan Mensah, Christian Atsu, Fatawu Dauda, Richmond Boakyie Yiadom, Patrick Twumasi, Frank Archiempong, Solomon Asante and Samuel Owusu
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 9:28pm On Nov 20, 2019
Kbs468:
Yes I am guilty of that too way way back.

The Reason for my action though was because Her hubby suddenly became IMPOTENT after 2 kids. She even wanted forcing me into marriage oo but I declined that she be with her husband and continue to bear the Cross for the sake of the children
Wow as a potent striker wey u be, how many goals u come score nah?
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 9:08pm On Nov 20, 2019
Kbs468:
Chai! Safarigirl come come and chi Chum chin oooo.

Of all beautiful ladies around everyday and everywhere, na married woman him see?

Worst of all, He even referenced her as his Love?


I am not crucifying him though because I'm guilty of that too (before ooo). But for his fame
Did I read u say u guilty of sleeping wt another man's wife? Hmm nawa ooo
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 5:52pm On Nov 20, 2019
Guys relax, was just kidding. It is all for fun, since we ain't got much to discuss now till our boys do their things by the weekend.


But Darkelf must be a carpenter himself to be this versed in Carpintology oo. The guy dun kill me wt lafta aswear grin
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 2:03pm On Nov 20, 2019
darkelf:
FACULTY OF CARPENTRY (IVORY COAST CAMPUS)

Dean: CHRISKELS

Sub-dean: Ibrahima Sangare

HOD: Victorien Angban

Professor (Cheik Tiote Endowed Professor of Midfield Carpentry): Didier Ya Konan

Reader (Winner of the GK carpentry price for unmatched mediocrity): Sylvain Gbohuo

Senior Lecturer: Arthur Boka

Lecturer I (Inaugral Winner of the Gbas-Gbos award for directionless attack) : Seydou Doumbia

Lecturer II: Giovanni Sio

Assistant Lecturer: Jonathan Kodija

Graduate Assistants: Jean Seri

Emeritus Faculty:

Professors

Sol Bamba

Lamine Kone

Senior Research Fellows

Cheick Ibrahim Comara

Ibrahim Ouattara

Adjunct Professors

Lacina Traore

Jean Francis N'Da
Where did u keep Serey Die, Wonlo, Wilf Kanon, Jean Tizie?

Serey Die should take the place of Seri, Wonlo should replace Boka, Kanon for Tiote. Tizie was so bad a goalkeeper that he once fumbled an easy ball and collided with his defender making him to lose his testicles.

In fact, Kopa Barry, Jean Tizie and Gbohou are equal and synonymous
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 1:53pm On Nov 20, 2019
With the way things are going, I will soon leave this thread for good. embarassed


Someone labelled me a carpenter and u all agreed that truly I am a carpenter? Not just a carpenter oo, but the Dean, Faculty of Carpentry. Na so Una hate me reach? No problems, Una go miss me for this thread.
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 7:25pm On Nov 19, 2019
Viewing this on Instagram made me cry. Get well soon Francis Uzohoembarassed

Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 6:49pm On Nov 19, 2019
gustav25:
You are karid and may you stumble on a biankaful okpeke. May all walk and shine. Any calculated attempt on the godamus, the gods are oxygen. I have deposited.
Hahahaha problem solved. To those who were in doubt before, oya oo grin grin
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 7:46am On Nov 19, 2019
Kbs468:
Okay but certainly not a NIGERIAN either because for my little stay in here already, Gustav85 has been more or less a Troll to the SUPER EAGLES undoubtedly
Gustav is a Nigerian. In fact he is an animalia. A full time animal with a long tail that walks dangerously without jamming catastrophe. He is so much made, I presume Bkus kpokponkiosly, he once fired my coconut here. That said, his keske in here is lyka dat of a mosquito perching on the big bagco bag of Elderson Echiejile



Don't bother breaking ur head trying to comprehend that write up, he and some others already understand wink
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 7:39am On Nov 19, 2019
Kbs468:
No hard feelings nor jealousy Brother. For that is why they are the AFRICAN CHAMPIONS

But if we get to meet again soon, it's gonna be a different Ball game altogether though.
I will only agree with the bolded Bkus;

1 - We no longer have Ighalo to blunt our attack with his lack of mobility and anywhere belle face type of football

2 - That -1 called SiMoses doesn't start no more, neither does Musa (all pace and no brain as a winger though deadly as striker in a 3-5-2 setting)

3 - Rohr seems to av finally realised that Collins is a true calamity

4 - Yes of course, we now have the KOC!! Wicked attacking trident.
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 5:42am On Nov 19, 2019
Compare this to our 2019 stats where we lost to the likes of Madagascar wink

Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 9:43pm On Nov 18, 2019
Bascovanveli, remember what I told u about Comoros? Today, Egypt couldnt beat them oo
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 9:08pm On Nov 18, 2019
When u see Andorra's (a minnow in Europe) home pitch where they host visiting teams for the ENL, u will apologise to both Seychelles and Lesotho (both African minnows) for the insults hauled at them due to their respective pitches
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 6:06pm On Nov 18, 2019
Danielnino00:
It takes a carpenter to know a carpenter grin

Weren't u a carpenter when Chukwueze dealt with u the other time cheesy

Obviously u are still into the carpentry industry .
It's nothing to be ashamed of though, our Lord Jesus Christ Himself was a carpenter grin
Bros I was played out of position dat day nah. I will say I had a bad day in the office, I ain't no carpenter biko. grin
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 2:38pm On Nov 18, 2019
darkelf:
Faculty of Carpentry

List of Staff Members

Dean: Ogenyi Onazi

Subdean: Anderson Esiti

HOD: Mikel Agu

Professor: Anthony Nwakaeme

Associate Prof: Onuachu

Senior Lecturer: Bryan Idowu

Lecturer I: Jamilu Collins

Lecturer II: Nwakali (both of them)

Assistant Lecturer: Kelechi Iheanacho

Secondary Faculty:

Emeritus Professor (Baruwa and Ejike Uzoenyi endowed chair of Carpentry): Isaac Success

Visiting professor (Woodwork Research): Joel Obi

Senior Research Fellow: Efe Ambrose

Junior Research Fellow: Elderson Echiejile

Research assistant: Ezenwa
Make Una kuku kill me ooo grin grin grin
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 2:33pm On Nov 18, 2019
kellycute:
Solanke your exceptional talent don't even know the location of goalpost. 1 goal in 5 seasons. Check attached file for your painment grin grin grin
Solanke the vice chancellor of the school of carpentry... Bournemouth campus. UNITED KINGDOM
Hahahaha seriously I dun corrupt too many people here ooo Jesu. grin grin


U dun even bad pass me
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 2:29pm On Nov 18, 2019
kellycute:
"we" know ourselves and we know who u really be. cheesy
grin
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 2:20pm On Nov 18, 2019
komekn:
Tbaba1234

You supriseme with this comment.

Tell me what team in the EPL will buy a striker who has scored 5 goals over three seasons in the EPL.

Then add his huge transfer fee and wage demands.

I think he may decide to run his contract down because nobody will pay £15 million for him now.

Championship clubs will look at him as not suited and or good enough if they have promotion ambitions.

So Turkey is his best bet at the moment so he may get half of his current pay but because of the favourable tax regime. He may end up with the same money.

Furthermore, the football thier is not as taxing and he may be able to score once again.
That kinda team that bought Solanke from Liverpool, would.
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 10:30am On Nov 18, 2019
TheSuperNerd:
I didn't even have you in mind. And he certainly didn't celebrate yesterday's victory. So what you claim to have seen is lost on me.
Guilty conscience? grin
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 10:27am On Nov 18, 2019
TheSuperNerd:
My own list of Carpenters? No naa.. wetin concern me. I am no expert in carpentry. That's why I had to engage Chriskels, An Elite "World Class" Carpenter himself grin to come and do justice to the updated list of the Carpentry faculty.

That is the reason I rate his than yours. His is from a bonafide position of garnering over 10 years (of world class experience) in the carpentry business. But you, you just started some months ago. grin You are still local.
Me Carpenter? grin
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 10:17am On Nov 18, 2019
forgiveness:
Ehizibue doesn't need clearance.
He does, he's played about 5mins of competitive football for the Dutch U20s
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 9:59am On Nov 18, 2019
TheSuperNerd:
Lol... Some don't even hide. They come out and affirm Komekn is indeed a true fan of Nigerian football and the Super Eagles team. I laugh at their foolishness and silly hypocrisy. They are trying so hard to look saintly and make the clown look saintly too. They try to play diplomatic but they are infact asslicking funnies. Lol
What else do u expect from people who cant stand on their own? They wouldn't wanna go against their lord Bkus dey are scared he might get mad at them grin


I call dem attachees grin
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 9:54am On Nov 18, 2019
Eartquake1:
He was probably enjoying England's win over Kosovo

Komekn doesn't contribute anything to the SE discussion except from talking down on our players and questioning their age
Agreed bro, without any iota of reservations grin
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 9:49am On Nov 18, 2019
cc12:
How you take the know all these guys village?
lol abu m Arusi (Oracle) hence nothing is mystery to me
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 9:46am On Nov 18, 2019
TheSuperNerd:
Don't mind the clown. Later some shady folks always licking his ass will come defend him and say he is a bonafide Super Eagles fan and follower. Nonsense and Pretenders. grin
U mean the dunces with low self esteem that always hide behind the like buttons at every witless post he drops here?
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 9:42am On Nov 18, 2019
darkelf:
See nerdy boy, he isn't playing for his club and isn't even the 3rd attack option for his team.

I'll take a regular playing odey over him sef
Odey and Regulat in the same sentence?
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 8:39am On Nov 18, 2019
isan:
The osihmen first goal Is a drogba like goal and assist was world class
The one that hit the bar, had Drogba written all over it.



Honestly Osimhen gives me joy.
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 8:12am On Nov 18, 2019
DrKlever:
I support your list with a mortuary standard small stout angry
Lol I don't do foreign poison, I prefer holy water blessed by the gods. Supremos!! wink
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 8:07am On Nov 18, 2019
seankafor:
when last a super eagle player score own goal barring yesterday disaster class by ur boy cheesy
Ekong grin
Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 8:03am On Nov 18, 2019
Nwa amuru n'Achi, Oji River LGA, Enugu. The boy is cute biko

Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by ChrisKels: 7:57am On Nov 18, 2019
TheSuperNerd:
The Bank-on Candidates to be Osimhen's genuine back-up especially as regards how we play in attack now...

The "bonafide" options:

- David Okereke

- Sadiq Umar

- Peter Olayinka

- Cyriel Dessers

- Kelechi Iheanacho (once that January move happens and he gets playing again and keeps showing good form)







The Dark horse Option(s); In with a chance probably in the long run if they step things up:

- Stephen Odey

- Josh Maja

- Taiwo Awoniyi





The "Manage-manage/mediocre" options (Not suited to how we play in attack):

- Ebere Paul Onuachu

- Simy Nwankwo

- Anthony Ujah
U will always find a way to sneak in this name. grin

And u added the one below it, to avoid troubles hahahahahaha

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