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Jokes Etc / Re: Igbo Man & Hausa Man by Chrisplus(m): 1:48pm On Jan 26, 2012
weed in action
Jokes Etc / Re: Did You Know? by Chrisplus(m): 1:30pm On Oct 06, 2011
i thought this is a joke section?
Jst tell me wer d joke is in dis one, n i promise 2 laugh next time
Jokes Etc / Wenger Again by Chrisplus(m): 7:32am On Sep 03, 2011
after signing five players on deadline day, Wenger writes FA 4 a replay of d Arsenal United game
Jokes Etc / After D Arsenal Trashing by Chrisplus(m): 3:40pm On Aug 30, 2011
9am monday, d followin ensured between Wenger n his wife
wife: wakeup Asene, tis nine on d dot.
Wenger: wat?! They scored anoda one?
Nairaland / General / The Social Madness Called Social Network by Chrisplus(m): 2:23pm On Aug 29, 2011
am not tryin to bore anybody with this piece, but it is very important 2 review d effects of social networks,. First it was facebook, den twitter, and they kept coming, now the latest of it which is knwn as 2go is wer all the madness has been shifted 2. Too many lies ar told here, fake profiles n pix, etc, people tkin advantage of evrytin. Attched Below is the video of a gurl that was raped by her 2go luver n his frends am not tryin to bore anybody with this piece, but it is very important 2 review d effects of social networks,. First it was facebook, den twitter, and they kept coming, now the latest of it which is knwn as 2go is wer all the madness has been shifted 2. Too many lies ar told here, fake profiles n pix, etc, people tkin advantage of evrytin. Attched Below is the video of a gurl that was raped by her 2go luver n his frends
Romance / Re: I Want To Impregnate My Girlfried So She Doesn't Cheat by Chrisplus(m): 7:21am On Aug 15, 2011
so wat do u nid our help 4? U cant do it? U nid sperm donor?
Romance / Re: Does This Happen To You by Chrisplus(m): 7:16am On Aug 15, 2011
probably ur gay
Romance / Re: Better Performace With Your Couple by Chrisplus(m): 7:12am On Aug 15, 2011
KALMA-1:

I have a product for better performance with you couple, what ever the problem is call me on 08065851980 or email marian.show@yahoo.com
hw do i get my couple? grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Let's Play The bleeping Game by Chrisplus(m): 7:54am On Jul 09, 2011
bleep king kong, we have obasanjo
Romance / Re: Configured A Phone For A Babe I'm Eyeing. Now What? by Chrisplus(m): 7:25am On Jul 09, 2011
if u dont collect ur money, u mit not even get her number, den u ll knw u hv lost d match by 2.0. No money no number
Romance / Re: Isn't This Just Cruel? by Chrisplus(m): 4:16pm On May 04, 2011
since u knew der was no happy ending to it, why ar u bothering us wit dis crap? Hu?
Romance / Re: The Ugly Truth About Men,women Take Note. by Chrisplus(m): 4:00pm On May 04, 2011
true talk. Tis a man's world. But the lady's jst dont get. They kip competing wit us, @ the end they ll cry, n regret it
Romance / Re: Dating Isnt Fair - What Do Women Really Want? by Chrisplus(m): 10:31am On Apr 02, 2011
Babzilla:

Dont let anyone decieve u. its all about the money. always is always will be. a woman will screw a pig if the money is there. the only woman who will love u unconditionallym is your mother, sisters, or relative. Peace cool
GBAM!!!
Romance / Re: Blackbery Craze: An Encounter With A Blackberry Babe by Chrisplus(m): 1:21pm On Mar 26, 2011
d truth is dat majority of chiks fluanting BB dint buy it with der own cash, it is from some mugu, some ar even joint efforts, a merger of boyfrends raisin capital base, and evry month another mugu has 2 pay d 3k,
Romance / Re: Illiterate Gurl? by Chrisplus(m): 11:01pm On Feb 17, 2011
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Jokes Etc / Cabe by Chrisplus(m): 4:28pm On Feb 04, 2011
boss: Steve, call me a cab.
Steve: Alrite boss, u askd 4 it, ur a cab.
Jokes Etc / Re: Women's Ears: by Chrisplus(m): 7:01am On Jan 29, 2011
Nelson**:

lol women are always like dat . .i wish dey dont have ears***



cuss dey cause alot of trouble grin grin grin
Nelson**:

lol women are always like dat . .i wish dey dont have ears***



cuss dey cause alot of trouble grin grin grin
guy u seem 2 hv troble gettin along wit women?,
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by Chrisplus(m): 10:49pm On Jan 28, 2011
tanx 4 nothing, u rili knw hw 2 spoil time
Jokes Etc / Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 2:35pm On Jan 28, 2011
Studio CFR:

Bros u get hot temper o dis is jokes section abeg. mtchew
my man studio, i was also jokin
Jokes Etc / Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 11:16am On Jan 28, 2011
Studio CFR:

i still cant find the joke goddamit
maybe d chief of ur village can help u find d joke on google
Jokes Etc / Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 10:57am On Jan 28, 2011
yinkalink:

funny joke @ poster grin grin grin
thanx dear, it tks one wit gr8 sense of humur 2 grab a gud joke
Jokes Etc / Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 9:36am On Jan 28, 2011
Nelson**:

*sips green tea* dis joke is childish
just like you tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 7:42am On Jan 28, 2011
Jopati:

guy u smoke ekwle igo tk write joke?
weed is weed, depends on how u smoke it
Jokes Etc / Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 7:08am On Jan 28, 2011
Studio CFR:

Where is the joke??
check in ur breast pocket, dts if ur wearin any shirt.
Jokes Etc / Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 10:26pm On Jan 27, 2011
tis 2 much weed dts makin it hard 4 u 2 apreciate gud jokes, cos i v noticed b4 now dt u dnt apreciate anyfin gud
Jokes Etc / Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 7:11am On Jan 27, 2011
Studio CFR:

even google no fit even find the joke mtchew
i guess u left ur sense of humur in google, dts y u hv 2 go tru google 2 find d joke.
Jokes Etc / D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 11:07am On Jan 26, 2011
a guy wit 50 inches penis, has been hvin troble nailin chiks, cos dey alwys complain of his manliness been 2 big. So d guy went 2 a socerer 4 help, after bringing evryfin he ws askd 2 bring, d socerer den askd him 2 go in2 d woods, der he ll meet a frog, den he shuld ask d frog 2 marry him, each time d frog says no, he ll loose ten inches, wen he got 2 d woods he saw d frog @ d very spot he was told, d followin insured, MAN: frog ll u marry me?
FROG: no!
So d guy lukd n saw he has lost ten inches, he wen further, frog ll u marry me?, d frog said no again, n he lost anoda ten inches, den d guy ask d frog again, dis time d frog got angry, an yelled bck @ d guy, NO! NO!! NO!!! N 4 d last time NO

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