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weed in action |
i thought this is a joke section? Jst tell me wer d joke is in dis one, n i promise 2 laugh next time |
after signing five players on deadline day, Wenger writes FA 4 a replay of d Arsenal United game |
9am monday, d followin ensured between Wenger n his wife wife: wakeup Asene, tis nine on d dot. Wenger: wat?! They scored anoda one? |
am not tryin to bore anybody with this piece, but it is very important 2 review d effects of social networks,. First it was facebook, den twitter, and they kept coming, now the latest of it which is knwn as 2go is wer all the madness has been shifted 2. Too many lies ar told here, fake profiles n pix, etc, people tkin advantage of evrytin. Attched Below is the video of a gurl that was raped by her 2go luver n his frends am not tryin to bore anybody with this piece, but it is very important 2 review d effects of social networks,. First it was facebook, den twitter, and they kept coming, now the latest of it which is knwn as 2go is wer all the madness has been shifted 2. Too many lies ar told here, fake profiles n pix, etc, people tkin advantage of evrytin. Attched Below is the video of a gurl that was raped by her 2go luver n his frends |
so wat do u nid our help 4? U cant do it? U nid sperm donor? ![]() |
probably ur gay |
KALMA-1:hw do i get my couple? ![]() |
bleep king kong, we have obasanjo |
if u dont collect ur money, u mit not even get her number, den u ll knw u hv lost d match by 2.0. No money no number |
since u knew der was no happy ending to it, why ar u bothering us wit dis crap? Hu? |
true talk. Tis a man's world. But the lady's jst dont get. They kip competing wit us, @ the end they ll cry, n regret it |
Babzilla:GBAM!!! |
d truth is dat majority of chiks fluanting BB dint buy it with der own cash, it is from some mugu, some ar even joint efforts, a merger of boyfrends raisin capital base, and evry month another mugu has 2 pay d 3k, |
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boss: Steve, call me a cab. Steve: Alrite boss, u askd 4 it, ur a cab. |
Nelson**: Nelson**:guy u seem 2 hv troble gettin along wit women?, |
tanx 4 nothing, u rili knw hw 2 spoil time |
Studio CFR:my man studio, i was also jokin |
Studio CFR:maybe d chief of ur village can help u find d joke on google |
yinkalink:thanx dear, it tks one wit gr8 sense of humur 2 grab a gud joke |
Nelson**:just like you ![]() |
Jopati:weed is weed, depends on how u smoke it |
Studio CFR:check in ur breast pocket, dts if ur wearin any shirt. |
tis 2 much weed dts makin it hard 4 u 2 apreciate gud jokes, cos i v noticed b4 now dt u dnt apreciate anyfin gud |
Studio CFR:i guess u left ur sense of humur in google, dts y u hv 2 go tru google 2 find d joke. |
a guy wit 50 inches penis, has been hvin troble nailin chiks, cos dey alwys complain of his manliness been 2 big. So d guy went 2 a socerer 4 help, after bringing evryfin he ws askd 2 bring, d socerer den askd him 2 go in2 d woods, der he ll meet a frog, den he shuld ask d frog 2 marry him, each time d frog says no, he ll loose ten inches, wen he got 2 d woods he saw d frog @ d very spot he was told, d followin insured, MAN: frog ll u marry me? FROG: no! So d guy lukd n saw he has lost ten inches, he wen further, frog ll u marry me?, d frog said no again, n he lost anoda ten inches, den d guy ask d frog again, dis time d frog got angry, an yelled bck @ d guy, NO! NO!! NO!!! N 4 d last time NO |
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