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Good luck to them

Who are these marauders causing havoc across the country?






Well, we know them but I won't mention their name here...

Damn!



It was a terrible crash










God rest their souls 🕊

The protest in Nigeria will start from the court...

RIP your majesty

Acting as if he's got some conscience







Evil man with evil agenda. He will fail woefully!

Good luck to him...





Katsina state has large numbers of indeginous Christians in the North West.



God continue to bless his body.

Tinubu will not assent this bill even if it's passed





Unless the rubber stamp house vetos him.

Tinubu, allow kaikai to breath!

That's the People's President







RIP to the Wigwes 🕊

RIP to them

And they are still using crude implements?



What happened to machines that sweep the dust of roads?




Our leaders love traveling abroad and seeing all these cutting edge implements but once the return to the country the breeze at the airport will return their brains to that anachronistic factory setting, doing things the odd way with all glee.



Ndi uchu!

My political figures are


Peter Obi, the numerous uno, the one I feels true leadership from.

Lee Kwan Yu, the foremost leader of Singapore who transformed the country.

Bin Almin, the leader of UAE 🇦🇪 who changed the course of the nation.

Qaboos, the revered leader of Oman 🇴🇲

Thomas Sankara, the pragmatic Burkina Faso cum African leader.




Only Peter Obi is alive now!

This bishop is right... If not Tinubu will keep groping at straws

That's the Tinubu in every Nigerian

Pastor Putin keep pounding terrorists and their sympathizers together with nations that have taken profanity to an extreme height

See him acting like a man with conscience







Evil man!

This is thoughtful of them





Good luck to the maiden Nigerian University.

Oops!


I get it now , people are no longer willing to go to the hostile country down south, even people of the same skin color with them who once saw that hostile country as a place of green pasture, now view there as a den of rabid dogs



Or maybe, just maybe, this hostile country now miss xenophobia and earnestly long to carry it out once again


Good luck in your search for the unfortunate victims!

Accountability is something alien to APC

Somebody help me , I never chop since yesterday...


EBI MA PA MI ooo













Our APC caucus have not shared the palliative for February

It's an achievement...





Too much of egg is not good for the body, according to APC health officials, an egg per week is the ideal way of eating it.

In my area?



They only added #100 to the previous price of ... But...










The quality don drop , no taste of milk or even sugar , na flour and chaff we dey eat now!

I survive by moving to the dominated area of my fellow APC brainy thinkers headquarters at Bariga and scream EBI MPA MI oooo





The things that follows is magical, carton of noodles, a bottle of oil, 5 mudu of rice, 2 mudu of beans and 2k that I will use 1k to buy kpanla from Iya Bose we do this every two weeks...





Life has been 'good' since the day I started standing on the rusty Manhood. Fellow Nigerians, join me in the goodies of Jagaban.

Na you Uba come get am?





Debt induced talk!

You all are thieves

Ebi Mpa Mi oooo


I never chop since yesterday






Why are people in the South East and South South not joining us in solidarity protest? Are they feeding fine in this Tinubulation?

The East is the seat of knowledge in Nigeria 🇳🇬...




The Sun ☀ always rises from the East ☺

Man Utd recent poor run especially towards the twilight of Ole Gunner Solster's management . The major one happened during the last edition of AFCON in Cameroon 🇨🇲, after Nigeria's impressive run in the group stage only to be knocked out by Tunisia 🇹🇳 like some 'showboaters'.



Since then eh, I don't watch football with any emotional attachment again, I watch it for fun which is the way it's supposed to be...


If no be for banter eh!

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I tire for some people ooo

Prophet Udele






Happening as seen.