₦airaland Forum

Nigeria men now going international

You are just knowing that APC is a party for the old and aged?


Leave the geronts alone abeg.

NwaAmaikpe:




I've said this at least half a thousand times.
Some people like to smoke cigarettes, I like to masturbate.
Some people watch horror movies, I stick to porn.

Some people prefer using their hands to beat up their wives, but I'd rather use the hands God gave me to masturbate.

It is all about preference; a preference that has become an addiction for some of us.

A chronic smoker will smoke even under the scorching heat, likewise, I masturbated during the night vigil of my grandfather's funeral.

Whether you masturbate or not is your choice.
It doesn't make you better or worse than the other person but it sure makes you a happier person.

Just realizing that you have the power to cum in your own hands is the greatest eye-opener.
I discovered this gift at the age of 9 and I've never stopped since then.

On the average, I masturbate at least 8 times daily with a three-hour break after every four ejaculations so my body can build up more semen.

Sometimes, your body runs out of semen and you still climax without ejaculating a drop, a phenomenon I call 'dry-bliss'.
Only the veterans in masturbation can relate to this.

For the newbies, don't give up neither should you despise your days of little beginnings.

In my early days, I was using two hands to masturbate, then I asked myself what will become of me if one of my hands gets amputated, so I learnt how to operate it with one hand. I further asked myself what will become of me if I had a sore on my palms.
Today, I'm proud to say that I can get the job done with just two fingers and no lubricants.

Always persevere and improve on yourself.

Masturbation is not a sin, it is the best form of self-mastery.
Our God is all-knowing. If masturbation was a sin, he won't have created us with hands long enough to touch our genitals.

Think about this before you go to bed.

By the way, which of the two do you think God will consider a sin?

1). Using your thumb to vote for a Tinubu who will mortgage your future and further put Nigeria in ruins

Or

2). Using your fingers to bring pleasure to your own self through masturbation?

Why not use that hand to clap for God when that urge comes or better still, use it to draw a beautiful artwork when the urge surface.

The fool should come down and enforce it...



I pity the unfortunate luny that will try to stop free movements tomorrow

obiekunie01:
there is no way oma lay's father would av played drum for these legends you mentioned - rather oma lay's grandfather.

Well, can't remember if it's his father or grandfather

Prince Nico Mbarga and Celestine Okwu whom Omah Lay's Father played drums for are two legends that left the world in their prime...


The both singers have soul lifting melodies that can put you in deep thinking while listening to their sounds.


Ije enu by Celestine still pulls goosebumps on my skins when I listen to it. The lyrics is mindblowing, the wordings aptly coined and the beat, serenading to the soul.

Cc: NwaAmaikpe

APC and stealing

budaatum:
Lucky you. If you get bored and decide to go to the venue, be aware that the phones of foreign delegates from Canada are being stolen and they are being beaten, though I do wonder how the delegate from Canada posted that wherever they posted it.

I will definitely hold my belongings tights

Thanks


Agbero full here ooo ... Even some politicians look like thugs

Deceit

The planning committee of the so called largest political party in Africa yesterday unveiled the program of event of the Convention that is to be held today.

From that program the president is supposed to have arrived around 3-4PM to kick off the day's activities which is election of new executives for the party, but up until now there is no hint of the president presence at the eagle square.

It's obvious the main activities will start in the night, I just hope no hatchet job will be done at that ungodly hour otherwise the brawl that will greet this convention will make major headlines across the world



I am seated at the entrance to the Head of Service building with my binoculars watching the event , I am tired of watching WWE on TV, live events now tickles me more

Really?

Allow him to have a wonderful experience in Gombe. I served in that state and can tell you that Gombe is a very peaceful and harmonious state, I take that state as my second home.

The state is more like mini Nigeria, with almost 50-50 percent in the religious demography of the indegines with the Muslims (the Fulanis called Gombawa) slightly having an edge over the Christians. The northern part majorly Muslims and the Southern part Christians... Their deputy governor is always Christian.

Towns like Kaltungo, Billiri, Funakaye and lots more in the Southern part of the state are Christians dominated, these towns always have the best of Christmas and Easter celebrations compared to even the capital city Gombe.

In terms of infrastructure, the capital city is truly beautiful and one of the most beautiful cities in Nigeria, with nice roads interconnections fitted with working street lights.
Hmmm... I enjoyed my stay in Gombe and will definitely visit that state again.

...and for your brother wanting to delve into agriculture in Gombe I will say he has a great plan there and made a wonderful decision. Gombe is one of the states that produce the highest rates of grains in the country, maize, millets, and whatnots and also watermelon. And animal production, they are the original Fulanis when it comes to cattle rearing, cow insignia is even the logo of the state . Forget the lean cattle they transport to the south to be sold, I saw an herd of cattle with the biggest cows there in Gombe, almost the same across the state, see how cow big like bull abi bison . You will also see camels, donkeys and other animals in their large numbers.

I could still remember when one of my colleague was told to bring about 50k or less to take one big cow, we planned to get it but how to transport it or garner the money killed the idea.

Wishing Adeleke all the best

This format don cast na

Congratulations brother...



My advice is, "flee from karashikas".

NamelessOGBENI:
Not buying TSTV last year might just be one of my worst decision last year.

Don't worry, they recently reduced the prize of the decoder

I am 'dwarf' of words

The bad governance and maladministration from Buhari and his goons has affected everything

One day we go wake up come even the look for maggot and fly because everything go run comot

BabaJideAFONJA:
Any station like African Magic YORUBA there?

Mama Africa Yoruba is OK for that

tony1305:
I do appreciate your view on Tstv, I must say it's an eye opener for me. I'd really appreciate it if you could give me their website or contact of where you got yours.
Dstv is using the situation of fuel and other increase to hike their prices.
Its best to try something else.

tstvafrica.com

amakaDD:
Does it have Discovery channels, National Geography, CNN, Channels and Nollywood movies channel?

Yes but I'm sure about CNN

McLizbae:
Is TSTV decoder HD?

Yes

MrOwonikoko:
Op, pls is there yoruba and tribe station in their packages?

Yes

qekng40:
Who owns TSTV??

If it ain't a Nigerian, why would I change from DSTv to it??

If its a Nigerian, I'll port ASAP!

It's a Nigerian

Chai!

Buhari just went to London and turned there to 'Nigerian Standard'.

This will now energize MC Oluomo, his boys and Tinubu urchins to see to the realization of the lifetime presidential ambition of the Pee-Poo's leader, because they are about to have NURTW London Branch


It's well, Queen's children.

With the ongoing political calculations and permutations, it's obvious the implosion in the ruling party is inevitable.

The frontline contender from that party, whom had made it known to the public that being a president is his lifetime ambition will give every shot at the contest next year, since he is aware that age is no longer on him, even though he always claim to be a youth , well, Presidency is a mind and mental thing as he said, I agree with him there

We the concerned reasonable Nigerians will continue to wish him well, more strength and vigor as he engage in the upcoming electoral activities. We also plead with SDP to give him a soft and pleasant welcome when he comes calling

The implosion must happen that's for sure

I hope they extend this sanction to every state in Nigeria

internationalman:
Contrary to popular opinion, people who masturbate are more likely to commit sexual vices or assault... Example rape

NwaAmaikpe disagrees with this your opinion

More problems for evil doers!


The evil party most implode.

Welcome to the party that has a ting of reasonability.

Western Warfare...

NwaAmaikpe:





Exactly what happened to my stupid aunty.

She packed from her marital home in anger because she suspected her husband was cheating with his secretary at work.

Two months later, her househelp was pregnant with twin boys for him.

Let me also add that neither my stupid aunty nor any of her female kids got anything from him in his will.

Moral of the story is, don't always strive to be politically correct, there are a millions who would do better queueing up to take the spot you give away.

Make I no talk wetin dey my mind...