₦airaland Forum

Nairaland no fall my hand at all!!!!!! Just today i was saying to someone "We no dey hear of Tboss again for NL e be like she don enter silent mode" all of a sudden Gbam!!

Una do well oooo...Tboss i wish you all the best if this is indeed your calling.

This is just sad, now if the car was bad why didn't you take it to the owner and explain things to him?
I think the said car is in good condition but guy don use money sort other things out. This uber people can come up with excuses when they're not able to pay up.

If you kill yourself who you come help? people are facingmore difficult times and haven't thought of killing themselves na 90k wan make you waka. Guy! no now, you no do well abeg.

Gangsta, see as nigga dey bounce ontop stolen money
Even get mind sef dey pack up, i hope they get him to pay for the crime he committed.
But wait oo!! if na me as a lady carry bag enter bank dem go open dia mouth tell me "Lock it up" so this people also allow people go in with bags.
Arrest the security men on duty asap.

Hahahahaha you are wicket fa..choii

Enoquin:
Well in this case, the man is the woman.

This is certainly not a masquerade, sure this has to be some cursed fellow being chased out of a community.

Thanks for sharing...Serious stand down

Publicity 500k each, abeg hope say una go pay them oo
cos Nigeria is just filled with silly media promises.

Okay i see but yesterday was 29th August oo
Happy birthday and many happy returns.

PDP & APC are both filled with the same kind of people.

The defect from PDP, go to APC and abuse PDP then come back again.

Confused set of humans. Make una stay one place

Chaii...This is actually turning to something else oooo

You go fear wedding guests nau...
Bestman of Life
Happy married life oooo

bust wait ooo i thought traditional marriages were done at the woman's place.
can someone please correct me if this has changed.

Wait ooo are unmarried people not happy? Hianity

Jostico:
congrats and welcome to the world of happiness. welcome once more

Hmmmmmmmm thanks alot & may the almighty God bless you.

I keep telling my friends who are either accusing Wiker or Rotimi as being the problem of Rivers state that it didn't start today. Peter Odili brought this upon that state and of course the jobless youths turned in to collect guns from those stupid politicians who don't even stay in that state, almost all of them live either in lagos or abuja.

I totally agree with you on the point that no company pays well, my company was in port harcout but had to move to lagos becuase of insecuirty, my colleagues sold their houses and relocated to lagos as if na ghost been dey chase them. Each time i remember i still have families in PHC to visit fear dey catch me cos all you hear is kidnapping here and there.

My people perish because they lack knowledge, even the bible said that. Until everyone in R/S realises that the state has been destroyed come out with a clean mind and make it better e go still tey oooo..

Rivers people no suppose suffer with everything they have but the politicians turned our youths who are tomorrow leaders to touts and manipulated them (well, for those who agreed to their terms and conditions) Today, even albino dey fear to waka for road cos they'll mistaken him/her as oyibo and kidnap them.

My RIVERS STATE, a state where everyone was free to move about anytime has suddenly become a den. May God help us and deliver us from the hands of evil MEN.

MadCow1:


When Chalatans come online to sing Wikes praises or hype Rivers State I just laugh and shake my head. Rivers State has been in distress since the days of Peter Odili. The state is economically comatose. Big businesses have closed and moved. Insecurity became rife after the Youths realised that kidnapping was a faster source of money. There are no good paying jobs in Rivers State outside of the Banks and Oil Companies. The economy of the State is not just one tracked but also stagnated. Michelin Nigeria has abandoned base. Other big companies are paying an arm an a leg in security fees to the Police and Army. Have you seen Shell Nigeria moving their personnel in Rivers State? The only thing lacking is an attack helicopter. When these companies are not paying for security they are settling community Chiefs, Youths and touts. I can count the number of companies that have been blockaded by Youths and Juju severally. Nigerian Breweries na regular customer for Oginigba Youths. The Rivers Man is too intellectually Lazy to even do Yahoo business. It's always "Contracts" and "Government appointment".

Wike can't do shiit about it cos he can't turn his back on the community people and touts that helped him into power. Obio Akpor and Phalga Local Government Agents are all touts harassing the small business owners for one ridiculous levy or tax or sticker. The day the Oil dries up the State is finished. Look at Lagos.. Multiple sources of income for their economy and they keep opening up newer avenues. The tallest building in Rivers State was built in the 1970s. The biggest hotel remains the Presidential Hotel built about the same era. The States Ineternational Airport isn't fit to be a motor park. The Seaport in Onne is just for bragging rights and nothing else. The Railways are none exiting. Agriculture is not in the books of the Rivers Man and Even the States owned Palm Plantation which uses to be the best in Africa has been sold off. NAFCON which was the National fertilizer company is a thing to be remembered. Even Shoprrite will not open a branch in the State despite Ibadan and Enugu all having same. Real Estate business is A new concept to the state (Don't call Gulf Estate cos we all know how that came about). Almost all the businesses in the State are store and supermarket business.

This insecurity can't be stopped by Guns.. The streets are filled with hungry and lazy youths. The Government does not care as long as they keep the PDP Monopoly going at the expense of state security. Islanders, Greenish, Dey Bam, Dey Well and co have always existed in Rivers State but ever since they got the backing of the Government for political purposes, they grew into something else.

Rivers State is a State in distress and until the Government comes out with an honest approach to fixing the economic stagnation and rot in the State, the insecurity will keep rising.

Anybody with even 500k value wey want ehn peace of mind will not stay in Rivers State if they can. I know many People who relocated their families from Rivers State and only remain in the State for work and fly out almost every weekend to visit their families.

LOL.. i stay in lagos

BornAgainMay:
You're in lokoja?

I stay in lagos

One good reason why your cylinder shouldn't have a place to be kept inside your home.

Keep all cylinders OUTSIDE.

Thanks dear.

BornAgainMay:
I love your write up.. You will surly make a good house wife...

I will DM let's take off from there.

Chisos!!!!!!!! Nigerians need ice block for their mouth ooooo

Some people's comment though..No she will born yam.
I have realised how difficult it is for people to be happy with their fellow individuals, woman gets remarried at 42 and someone is asking "wetins she wan born again" may God have mercy on us oooo

42 with 4 kids remarried, i am super proud of you madam and more proud of that God who made the impossibility possible, the God who wiped your tears and provided you with a helper.

May joy and laughter never cease from your home in Jesus name. Enjoy jare my sister, na God butter your bread.

Also praying to have that man who will ask me "Where have you been all my life?" Baba God ngwa over to you

Comments got me rolling... Politicians make una free me ooo. APC promised change yet conductor carry my money run.

APC= BUS
Conductor = BUHARI.

So help us God.

Panadol is all i see

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SlayQueenSlayer:
A big Amen.

Happy birthday to Funke Akindele aka MrsFab. May God almighty watch over you.

happy birthday, may your new year be filled with many blessings

jennybright:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

Hehehehehe i'm not a slay queen so you can't slay me.
I'm still waiting for your amen to my prayer.

SlayQueenSlayer:
Okay put some picture make we reason am na.

Hahahahahaha maybe that's part of his costume. pity am nau

HomesOfLife:
Why is this old man using dog chain at his age

Ngwa nu...Nope i'm even not married.

SlayQueenSlayer:
Hupum gini? You must answer my question o.

Hian! LOL will that determine my prayer request?
SlayQueen mbok hapum ooo

SlayQueenSlayer:
How many boys you don born?

Thanks Hun, God bless you.

EmyLeo:
AMEN dear!..

Father God bless me too ooo..I want twin girls, make una help me say amen!

All this people wishing to see him kiss another person after one year and four years, haba!! una no get fear of God? pray and wish him the best. It's not easy to be in marriage these days so if you see those celebrating please rejoice & wish them the best.
May God bless and keep your marriage safe Ortisefemi.

I love this guy eh! abeg can i get his contact details?

kai you are wicket fa...lol

Runaway:
Happy birthday sir. Please if there is any phone over there, help call our present President to come home, I mean home.