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segunk1:
Lool not surprised anyways, Shebi I tell you, u beta go hide am for inside carton for now.

my brother you be talk am o, I just d look God, ma i know how He go help me out, i no go kill myself.

Segunk1, you no go believe this o, i went to the phone market today to ask for that my screen phone, na only 2 persons get am, and their last price is 63000, u hear me? i say 63000 just for screen. omo, i almost fainted o, just to show that am serious to buy am, I told them 25k, they just laughed at me o, mtcheeew. My guy that works phone there that escorted me to the shops, told me as of last year before prices skyrocketed, that his customer bought it 43k at that same shop. oh boy I wan run mad, see what have i brought upon myself this season o due to carelessness, mtcheeew.

ansellotty:
President Buhari lost the presidential elections in 2003, 2007 and 2011 but didn't accept defeat for once. Instead, he said repeatedly that " the dog and the baboon would all be soaked in
blood".
At present, he is in Gambia to persuade Yahya Jammeh to accept defeat . I wonder how he is going to put his words together.

A case of the thief asking a slut to give her life to Christ.

, na true talk o

bussieboi:
Abeg no buy me bottle, e too cost, just buy me can own.

, omo you greedy o, can? you no even talk tin tomato cup? Nawa o, e be lyk recession never reach your side?

segunk1:
buratai Kor burantashi nii.

, i no know wetin be Burantashi, na Buratai i sabi.

segunk1:
B16 Keh? No ooo no be wen I no see my name for senate list I come buy mansion for here jeje nii.

, same here o, anyway this our estate go better pass theirs hopefully.

segunk1:
These niggz ehn night shift kwa?

, na so today own enter o.

segunk1:
Oooookaaayy! Sorry no be you jare, na dat yeh yeh philgbee no wan carry speaker, say him no be big doctor (ironically).

That one no fit cos distraction as we don explain give wassap pple dem sef don take note, for fone issue I still go computer village for ikeja today, wen d guy tell me 20k ehn I say I hook my belt wella come lace my jaguar well too before I begin dey run go enter bus com house but for dat ur samsung I nono d prize ooo but still 10-12k suppose do am na year of hike we still dey na.

Nawa, No p bro, I go do am, one way or the other so far as there is life o.
You no answer my earlier question, are you still going with B16 stream 2?

Bashnigga:
Guys we dn turn security men for this thread o, we even dey do night shift
Bia Chriswazo keep ur eyes open make I go sleep small... Remember sleeping while on duty is not allowed "over & out "

, you gat no worry bro, i gat your back tonight, "no b unto homo things o"

No be say he come, na wetin he come with? "Who he help with the visit"? that's more important to know.

Bashnigga:
In Agu's voice "I am not understanding" . I no know say Bashnigga reach 2 here o , still looking for the Bashnigga dat discussed the DJ ish wit segunk1 pls u ppl should help me search for him

, oh! No be you? e then go be philgbeee.

Bashnigga:
Chriswazo welcome back... U no b babe but I haff missed u

, lol! omo, you wan injure me with laughter?, abeg o!

segunk1:
@Chriswazo no blame people wey just come to look ooo, u know say some people na luku luku bantashi.

Cc:Bashnigga
Chriswazo
Philgbee
Bussieboy..... Also people I can't remember, nice job for keeping the room warm let's just keep balling.

na so we see am, wetin we go do kwanu? na wetin d time be, by this time next 2 years, i don't think any of us will still be rigmarolling on NYSC Nairaland section again except for some direct and meaningful quotes, you no go see am for my profile as my active NL section, so til that time comes, my duty is to be active and participatory here.
That your "Bantashi" come sound like Buratai, fear catch me o

segunk1:
Good to see you back here bro, Shebi na since wen I tell you to come join me for my DJ work na em u escape say u no fit carry speaker, u no fit carry speaker but you fit carry spoon of rice baah kare lae.
But am not really bothered about people not turning up yet cos 2016 is still on not yet ended, even stream 2 of B16 hasn't gone too so we still have more time to play, as e be say people never enter here much we need not worry much when the time comes no one go teach them bro blive me, and thank God say I get many funny blokes around make we just dey catch fun dey go jare gurls go soon port in sote una go taya. And as for the views and pages we ll sure get more than 2m views cos if you check B16 views now I think its about 7m plus or so with about 1986 pages...... Them try ko? Toh the only reason they got to that point is because 2016 has been so crazy with buhari/budget/graduates/nysc/mobilization/sad news/giving people headache, 2016 has been the most controversial year for our Mr president and NYSC, you see so many strings attached that's y they got to that point initially e no suppose reach like that but I dey very much sure say we go reach them too but I Don't pray for it to be in a bad way like 2016 oooo. Ours is gonna be with good news en not with bad news.
As for ur fone yhmmm! sorry ooo, my advice be say make u go drop am for somewhere now oo cos phone accesories don cost like werey now, even my LG 3 wey screen break lasan dem say make I go bring 20k for comon screen, that's d disadvantage of using big phone accessories too na big money, I just vex go hide am for one old briefcase wey my papa dash me if d price don com down to 10k I go go bring am out can't come and kee my sef b4 2017 come.
Welcome back bro we don miss you sef.

Haba! you sure say na me you and am yarn d DJ work, lol, no be me o! I think say na Bashnigga.
For the page and views own, I just pray it goes smoothly o, may distraction like their earlier whatsapp ginger no disrupt am o.
Segunk1 I think say na B16 stream 2 u de?
Jeez!!!! You mean say phone accessories don skyrocket to that amount? Screen, 20K? Hmmm, I ask 1 guy wey d put music for my street here, he say ma i no budget less than 10k since d break affect both the touchpad and the screen, and the screen come be galaxy note wey d very sensitive and d write with pen, Cheiiii ayam finished o, cheii!! why e come be now this thing go happen to me o? Man get plans to execute before 31st, na him devil d give me unnecessary expenses. mtcheeeew!

Note of Advise: If you are here and your android screen d bare like that with no screen protection, you are looking for your trouble, mine had case up until September I removed the case hoping to buy new case, is just a case of carelessness on my part, say na case of highest 3k i just d postpone since, mtcheeew!.
Please let's be extra careful with our properties for this Buhari period o.

Philgbeee:
Broz the bottle part of ur comment,bottle of palm oil will b preferable now..you know that ingredient now cost for market

, LWKM! Bia! who tell you i fit bottle una palm oil for this Buhari period, omo i no fit o. Imagine buying 1 bottle wey b 800 naira for market to everyone here and upon that some guys like Bashnigga no go do with 1 bottle, d fit consume up to 4 bottles. That palm oil money go produce like say 2 crates of ompa na, since 1 bottle na like 4 ompa bottles, Nawa o, even if na political campaign, e never reach that side o. **smiles**

Philgbeee:
maybe you should try NokiaA17..na attach Internet follow am come but u go need go Nokia office to configure am ..anyways its to early to speculate how many pages this thread gonna reach..I know by March it won't longer be like all guyz

Lol, how much d phone be? where you see money to buy ur NokiaA17, for this buhari economy? Lol, omo me don kuku park d phone 4 im pack o, I no get strength to kill myself for anything now, person never belle full na to come d spend more than 10k just to fix phone screen, mtcheeeew!
For the page matter, I totally agree with you we gat to keep this house warm na til then. You know say this thread be common front page sometime last month, i just post one careless thing just to restore am for FP. Anyway, na poco apoco, we go achieve even if na 4k pages.

Philgbeee:
jobless has made us discover our talent...show me the way to the industry fa..

Lol, i wish i get the connect bro, i 4 do something but if you put interest fa, opportunity go come. Lol

Mexyz:
Bros naso we see am o... I greet you sir.

I greet you too bro

Mexyz:
Bros naso we see am o... I greet you sir.

Greet you too bro

Ehen! come, all of una, i no know wetin una d do o, una suppose enter comedy industry o on a serious note. Segunk1, Bashnigga, Bussieboi, mexyz, philgbeee, ehmmmmm, wia una monikers sef! Una d make me chuckle loud here o

my guys i hail una, is not easy to always remember that you have a family here. Some nigas just d read d go and no wan comment, kwantinue! I d fear for this our ministry for 2 reasons, 1) Visitors/ newcomers go d wander if this na just gay fellowship? if I read previous and the current batch thread, i no come understand if our case d different for bad o? 2) Segunk1, you will agree that it looks like this batch no go pass 1000 pages ni, we fit no even get up to 1m views, Anyway I gree say time still de but no be with this our style o. Na 2016 batch A family own d thrill me, d still d post up to now sef, their girls and "Segunk1 girls" know whatsupp, d are dope.
Guys I wish i can bottle all of una for the good job so far, anyway i look forward to doing so for una wey i go jam for either black gold camp or mangu camp next year "god willing". Ma una d prepare o, by Jan/Feb work go serious for here o, no dulling!. Kai! my bad luck be say, my galaxy note 3 of just 2 years screen broke on Saturday night, na my rubbish itel iPad i just d manage now o, d phone d dull me like Buhari. Anyway i go always de here

I didn't see where he said that if he leaves, PDP will be no more, Oga Op, rather he said he is one of the pillars and not the only pillar.

I don't know what to say, RIP to the victims.

Bashnigga:
I tot we in dis 2geda ,no b u dey hold the keys to the other room

Hmmm, Ayam nut undastanding you o, which one be the other room? I never see am before talk more of holding the keys ,. I have never seen Aso rock gate b4 talk more of Bubu other room. I think say na u be bubu SA of the other room ?

I just don't understand why this present batch case is different for bad, the system really needs overhaul, i agree. Nawa

Philgbeee:
morning y'all..merry Xmas in advance,and to those niggas that still looks up to their parent for Xmas costume... am not sure you are ready for NYSC yet.

, ba?

Bashnigga:
Ebony skin & she shuld b busty.....make her dress like Aisha & I'll show up all fresh in my Bubu-like agbada & cap . Me love role play

Bubu must hear this, you are coveting his wife. Watch out for DSS invasion of this thread now, ma I kuku vamoose before you point me as partner

Bashnigga:
Lol.....jst send her to the other room to wait for me

which color you d prefer?

[quote author=Bashnigga post=51661639][/quote] , which one i go give you abruh? You go like woman, ma i post you one fa?

segunk1:
Got the info from the elders forum (B16) n decided to post it here, but 12th is just by the corner so that's when we ll know if its real.

Ok

segunk1:
Shild of the world, I can see yaf join bad gang, oya come an be going home.

Me child of the world? , me no fit oo, i no fit join bad gangs rather na bad gangs de join me dope up, u feel me?!!!

segunk1:
Notice!!! pls inform ur friends wu r in stream 2:
TO ALL STREAM 2 CORPERS
You will be able to print your call up letter on the 12th - 16th of
December so as to know where you are posted to and to report to camp 5th -6th of January 2017.
#Copied.

Might be useful for some 2016 Batch B here.

Bro this your news d official?